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YOU COULD HANG x .
FROM A L
JECHO AND IT
OFF THE CEILING -- 1 '6"
EDP
Scientist 1 - Hey A' . livi' r/ rhn fur 'iar:'' cancer
cure?
Scientist I - Nah, lets see haw much stuff
we can put an 'iar:'' geek: until it falls down.
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#7 - laxwarriord ONLINE (05/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Physics = cancer cure?

I think you have accidentally the different branches of science.
User avatar #34 - datargumme (05/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You know, not all scientists specialize in curing diseases.
Like, if you asked a particle physicist to cure cancer, he would just accelerate 2 cancer patients against eachohter at high speeds.
#28 - allamericandude (05/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
There's MORE to SCIENCE than CANCER!!!
User avatar #45 - dunkleosteus (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
scientists can only research what people give them money to research. There is some rich guy out there with an intense fascination with geckos.
User avatar #6 - oniryuuko (05/16/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Cancer already has a cure. It's not sold, because no one wants to spend the money on the proper testing of a drug they legally can not make money on, in order to cut down their own profits.
#10 to #6 - jakatackka (05/16/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
#43 - helenwheels (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because millions of dollars and hours aren't being spent on cancer research daily.
Because bitching about **** on the internet will eventually cure cancer.
Because you have a hobby far more useful.
#98 - cazabrow (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Because every scientist in the world specialises in curing cancer....
Because every scientist in the world specialises in curing cancer....
User avatar #13 - jefglv (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Zoology =/= medicine

Q.E.D.

Quit Everything Digalidoo
#85 - thisuserisafag (05/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bitching about physicists not studying cancer is like bitching at jocks for not writing a book.
User avatar #31 - turbodoosh (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
geckosandcheerios
#79 - cullenatorguy (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**cullenatorguy rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Black Ops 2 Emblem **

"Scientists" come in all forms, surprise! In all likelihood, a chemist or medical doctor will find the cure for cancer, and a Herpetologist will experiment with the strengths of reptiles, including geckos. I know it was a joke, OP, but come on
#80 to #79 - cullenatorguy (05/17/2013) [-]
**cullenatorguy rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Sam is very sad **   
   
Jesus christ, ponies, now no one will take me seriously.   
   
REDEMPTION ROLL
**cullenatorguy rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Sam is very sad **

Jesus christ, ponies, now no one will take me seriously.

REDEMPTION ROLL
User avatar #58 - joefakes (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not everyone who does science has some kind of a divine duty to cure cancer. Who are you to judge what they can research?

Everyone reading this post has an equal responsibilty for attempting to cure cancer. There is nothing stopping you from spending the next 20 years learning some appropriate science and working on the cure yourself.
User avatar #106 - whyfalsewhy (05/17/2013) [-]
Frankie Boyle

"You ever heard that science thing? If you put a frog into boiling water, it’ll jump out; but if you put it into cold water, and you heat the water up, the frog won’t realize and it’ll die.

Or to put it another way… scientists have got a lot of ******* time on their hands. “Shall we have a go at curing cancer?” “No. I’m going to see how many fruit pastilles it takes to choke a kestrel.”



that joke is a bit too close to be a coincidence.
#84 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Besides, if we were to use Gecko-Inspired technology to produce super sticky tyres, for example, it could cut road accident deaths.
#89 to #84 - buckeyeboomerang (05/17/2013) [-]
False! Gecko feet are not sticky at all. Instead the have such a high surface area on there feet that they take advantage of the Van Der Waals Force, an attractive force that hold atoms that are very close together. Normal skin and other objects don't have enough surface area to feel this force strongly enough but the specialized feet ok the Gecko do. With man made versions we could hang heavy objects on the wall with out screws/ nails to hold them in place.
#2 - matchboxrider (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
whoever tries to find a cure for cancer is dead, because pharmacy enterprises hunt them down.. so we're watching geckos falling of the ceiling
#11 to #2 - matchboxrider (05/16/2013) [-]
i guess i should give up my conspiracy theories..
i guess i should give up my conspiracy theories..
#87 - bdowns (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at How dare you lay a hand on me! **
#40 - copyrighted (05/17/2013) [-]
cure cancer and all you get is more weak ******* humans to flood the world
User avatar #37 - haxslasher ONLINE (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would like to call ******** on this fact. That would mean a child could hang off a gecko... OH MY GOD.... BRB!
User avatar #38 to #37 - haxslasher ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
I would like to confirm my calling of ******** on this fact.
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