cause im tryin to slim down. .. He's got his father's eyes
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User avatar #19 - Kibaxyru (05/16/2013) [-]
He's got his father's eyes
User avatar #40 to #19 - StumpDawg (05/17/2013) [-]
Didn't get the joke and continued on, came across the inspiring content, and came all the way back to thumb.
#30 - corset (05/17/2013) [-]
pizza is love   
pizza is life
pizza is love
pizza is life
+1
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User avatar #62 to #30 - explosiveatomic (05/17/2013) [-]
He never removes his thumb from the top of the box!!!
User avatar #32 to #30 - stgfilitov (05/17/2013) [-]
crusty crab pizza
is the pizza
for you and me.
#45 to #32 - teenytinyspider (05/17/2013) [-]
Now I'm going to have that stuck in my head for the next week.
#49 to #45 - stgfilitov (05/17/2013) [-]
Glad I could help.
#82 to #45 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
https://www. [url deleted]

(remove space) anon to the rescue
#83 to #82 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
https://www. youtube. com/ watch?v=UMyZobdp8vA

lol i fail
#84 to #83 - teenytinyspider (05/17/2013) [-]
The German one...omg
The German one...omg
#85 to #84 - teenytinyspider (05/17/2013) [-]
P.S. Dear Diary: Today, anon was a pretty cool guy.
#3 - qotsa (05/16/2013) [-]
i would really like to roll around in that pizza
i would really like to roll around in that pizza
#38 - speedyangel (05/17/2013) [-]
"Can I have a hotdog?... Lemme get some tater tots. Oh, and, also, a slice of pepperoni pizza, and, also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, side of ranch, some pixie sticks, taco salad, an order of ribs, aaaand a diet coke- no. Strawberry shake. No! Diet Coke. NO! Both."
"Can I have a hotdog?... Lemme get some tater tots. Oh, and, also, a slice of pepperoni pizza, and, also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, side of ranch, some pixie sticks, taco salad, an order of ribs, aaaand a diet coke- no. Strawberry shake. No! Diet Coke. NO! Both."
#86 to #38 - allion (05/17/2013) [-]
oh god YES
oh god YES
#94 to #38 - wsgbasher (05/17/2013) [-]
What the hell is a ketchup boat?
#98 to #97 - wsgbasher (05/17/2013) [-]
Is it literally just ketchup in a bowl? That sounds kinda nasty.
User avatar #99 to #98 - speedyangel (05/17/2013) [-]
Plain ketchup, doesn't sound that bad. I mean there are worse things than that you could eat.
#70 to #38 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
I ****** love TMPGiS
#25 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #25 - Durp (05/17/2013) [-]
I really really really hate being lactose intolerant. They all look so good.
User avatar #55 to #50 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm laughing so hard at your disability.
I am so going to hell.
User avatar #67 to #55 - Durp (05/17/2013) [-]
No it's ok. Your comment made me laugh so I'll give you a get out of hell jail free card
User avatar #68 to #67 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
I feel like I'm laughing at a kid in a wheel chair. And I am laughing even hard.
User avatar #71 to #68 - Durp (05/17/2013) [-]
Vegetables tend to pair well with cheese.
User avatar #72 to #71 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
After you throw away their wheel chairs
User avatar #77 to #72 - Durp (05/17/2013) [-]
Or just put them in the upstairs closet.
#80 to #77 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
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u so silly.
#51 to #25 - firereadyaim (05/17/2013) [-]
awww dude.... i already hit my calories for the day too.... i want every single one of those pizzas now..
User avatar #59 to #51 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
It feels so good to be fat.
#64 to #59 - firereadyaim (05/17/2013) [-]
i think growing up as the "funny fat guy" and then losing tons of weight and getting ripped is the way to go for making an awesome human being haha. i had a freind who was that guy and now hes super buff and you now have to put out "caution:wet floor" signs up whenever hes near a group of chicks... i forgot why i started typing this up.
User avatar #66 to #64 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm an Ex football player who lived on a ranch most of my life.
#54 to #25 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
I literally think I could masturbate to this
User avatar #57 to #54 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
I already am. I shoved hot cheese in my anus using dough-dildo and then sauced all over my back.
#60 to #25 - triggathepirate (05/17/2013) [-]
ασχοληθεί με το θέμα
ασχοληθεί με το θέμα
#63 to #60 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
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What the **** man.
#65 to #63 - triggathepirate (05/17/2013) [-]
борьбы с ним
борьбы с ним
User avatar #69 to #65 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
ThanksSatan.gif
User avatar #42 to #25 - deathcampforjewtie (05/17/2013) [-]
That gave me such a boner I should flag it as porn.
But I won't.
But I came.
User avatar #56 to #42 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
My mouth came.
#53 to #25 - geoemissary (05/17/2013) [-]
#subliminal messaging
User avatar #58 to #53 - undeadwill (05/17/2013) [-]
#Eat pizza
#20 - maaarknuuuut (05/16/2013) [-]
smart
#91 - aconfuseddonut (05/17/2013) [-]
"Yeah, umm"
"Hello?"
"Huh"
"May I have your order?"
"Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu"
"Okay"
"Ahh"
"Would you like Special Curly Fries?"
"Please don't, don't offer me anything, I'll, I'll tell you what I want"
"Okay"
"Umm, okay, you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?"
"Just, uhh, can you gimme just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to"
"They come in six or twelve piece, want service?"
"Shut up and listen to my order"
"Take the six nuggets and throw two of them away I'm just wantin' a four nugget thing I'm tryin' to watch my calorie intake"
"They come in six or twelve pieces, sir"
"Put two of them up your ass And give me four Chicken McNuggets"
User avatar #108 to #91 - delightfuldemona (05/17/2013) [-]
Where I live they come in 6, 10, or 20. The 4 piece chicken nuggets only come in a kids meal.
#102 to #91 - strangesir (05/17/2013) [-]
Ya see, a smart person would just throw two of them away themselves when they get the order.

Or they wouldn't even ******* BOTHER IN THE GODDAMN FIRST PLACE
#33 - suiker (05/17/2013) [-]
#1 - twi (05/16/2013) [-]
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my OCD senses are tingling
User avatar #17 to #1 - sjakk (05/16/2013) [-]
wonder if there is a single pizza content out there where in the comments that picture is not posted
#26 to #1 - scorcho ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
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#37 to #1 - ellenrimbauer (05/17/2013) [-]
I've never seen this picture without the words on it before.
#22 to #1 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
No they're not because you don't have OCD.
User avatar #28 - mrgoodlove (05/17/2013) [-]
"I ate a salad this morning, now I can eat anything for the rest of the day"
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User avatar #48 to #47 - mrgoodlove (05/17/2013) [-]
I was going to say that but figured it was too much
#5 - nicopwnz (05/16/2013) [-]
****		 now I'm hungry
**** now I'm hungry
#29 - schrodi ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Big lou's **** yea! 42 inches of pure sexy.
User avatar #89 to #29 - Kraid (05/17/2013) [-]
San Antonio?
User avatar #95 to #89 - schrodi ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
**** yea
User avatar #101 to #100 - Kraid (05/17/2013) [-]
Are you in high school?
User avatar #103 to #101 - schrodi ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #105 to #103 - Kraid (05/17/2013) [-]
Which one you go to?
User avatar #106 to #105 - schrodi ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
its out in bulverde, Bracken?
User avatar #107 to #106 - Kraid (05/17/2013) [-]
Aw **** that's far, my dad used to work out there, a ****** up company called BTS, ever heard of them?
User avatar #7 - pwnagraphy (05/16/2013) [-]
B-but diet is actually worse for you...
User avatar #8 to #7 - reican (05/16/2013) [-]
unless! you diabetic.
User avatar #9 to #8 - pwnagraphy (05/16/2013) [-]
BUT! It has lye and aspartame in it which eats away at your body, and can cause many illnesses including cancer
User avatar #10 to #9 - reican (05/16/2013) [-]
I know, therefore I avoid diet coke. :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - pwnagraphy (05/16/2013) [-]
Good on you sir, avoid all diet drinks
User avatar #12 to #11 - reican (05/16/2013) [-]
and palm oil. worst vegetable oil there is. causes more heart diseases and blood clots that bacon and animal fat
User avatar #15 to #7 - Miguelasaurs (05/16/2013) [-]
unless, you a zombie
User avatar #23 to #7 - sketchysketchist (05/17/2013) [-]
I love diet coke, but I just learned it causes all that crap and it apperantly makes your body crave more food because the sweet taste gets your body pissed because it's wants sugar damnit.
User avatar #24 to #23 - taintedangel (05/17/2013) [-]
It tricks your pancreas into making insulin to counteract sugar that was never there.
User avatar #27 to #24 - sketchysketchist (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, our body's are retarded.
User avatar #2 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
...all these pizza posts...are making me hungry...
#76 - formattedlizard (05/17/2013) [-]
Can you make that a large diet coke?
#92 - xkrystynax (05/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - Crusader (05/17/2013) [-]
You know what, a lot of the time people get Diet Coke because they like the taste of diet coke.
#44 to #39 - teenytinyspider (05/17/2013) [-]
I get Diet Dr. Pepper for that reason. I love the taste of Diet Dr. Pepper.
User avatar #73 to #44 - killersolus (05/17/2013) [-]
... but doesn't diet dr. pepper taste a lot like normal dr. pepper?
#75 to #73 - teenytinyspider (05/17/2013) [-]
Not really, Dr. Pepper has a bit of a sweeter taste. Diet Dr. Pepper has a bit more of a kick to it.
User avatar #78 to #75 - killersolus (05/17/2013) [-]
hmm... good to know. (the commercials lie)
#79 to #78 - teenytinyspider (05/17/2013) [-]
That's just my opinion though and based on the fact some people said that Diet Dr. Pepper is too strong for them compared to Dr. Pepper.
User avatar #41 to #39 - deathcampforjewtie (05/17/2013) [-]
That **** is ******* delicious.
#18 - residentblackman (05/16/2013) [-]
"I prefer women with a little meat on them, anyways!"
User avatar #31 to #18 - killjoyzzz (05/17/2013) [-]
Said no one ever.
#93 - UnoSkullmanx (05/17/2013) [-]
Maybe I chose diet coke because I think it ******* tastes better?
#104 to #93 - strangesir (05/17/2013) [-]
"Maybe I chose diet coke because I think it ******* tastes better?"
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