Give me two, please.. Someone is going to make a lot of money with this... i dont get it... what is this for? medical alert bracelet format hard drive
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User avatar #66 - jajathezombie (05/16/2013) [-]
I want people to find my porn when I die. I think it would be funny, considering my tastes. See, when I'm watching porn to masturbate, it's pretty normal. I have a squirting fetish so that's the most out-there thing. Problem is, sometimes I just watch porn to be entertained, and that's where it gets weird. Did you know there's a guy who can fit five oranges in his asshole? Oh and there's this hentai where a demon cums pink glitter that makes women explode.
User avatar #77 to #66 - savirleo (05/16/2013) [-]
You should turn that into a job
User avatar #105 to #66 - mrgoodlove (05/16/2013) [-]
Links or it didn't happen
User avatar #130 to #129 - mrgoodlove (05/16/2013) [-]
Sweet, thanks
User avatar #126 to #66 - shaneac (05/16/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you find these things?
#80 to #66 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
sir, you just made me laugh real hard. i salute you for that
User avatar #68 to #66 - tarekmig (05/16/2013) [-]
Your life is pretty interesting.
User avatar #69 to #68 - jajathezombie (05/16/2013) [-]
Hell yeah, sitting at home watching porn. I live on the edge, man.
User avatar #72 to #69 - tarekmig (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh and don't forget to fit five oranges up your ass that is important.
User avatar #133 to #72 - isomeras (05/16/2013) [-]
Gotta get your five-a-day somehow.
User avatar #137 to #133 - tarekmig (05/17/2013) [-]
I was eating and somehow i imagined that, now i don't want to eat.
#12 - comanderspy (05/16/2013) [-]
i dont get it... what is this for?
i dont get it... what is this for?
User avatar #13 to #12 - kridane (05/16/2013) [-]
If you die, it lets some one know that you want them to delete all of your child pornography and search history.
#65 to #13 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
honestly, where do you even get CP??
User avatar #67 to #65 - definitelynotacop (05/16/2013) [-]
Can anybody answer this question complete with their full name and address
User avatar #78 to #65 - savirleo (05/16/2013) [-]
Dominoes, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Chucky Cheese

I'm just naming some of the more well known ones. I'm sure there are other's small places near you
#120 to #65 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Cat Pictures , the internet's loaded with them .
#102 to #65 - zakaizer (05/16/2013) [-]
Internet.
#123 to #122 - rza (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - mookiez (05/16/2013) [-]
People can still get data off the hard drive after everything has been wiped clean, I have no idea how.
#25 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Only on NTFS...
And who would be retarded enough to use that nowadays when superior filesystems like EXT4 exist?
#6 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
ccleaner, complete hardrive wipe, along with booting linux over the hardrive, completlye replace all files
#21 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
They can if you just erase the data since a computer wont really erase it, it will only "forget" that it's there. so as long as you don't use that space so that the data you had becomes overwritten you can still recover the data. that's why you always should overwrite your old hard drives with zeros (blank data) if you really want to hide what was on there.
User avatar #22 to #2 - sidedoor (05/16/2013) [-]
There are tools however, to wipe the drive replacing all data with binary digits, 0s or 1s across the board.
#10 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
I spy a death punch cover art
#24 to #2 - nothereovertwo (05/16/2013) [-]
If you delete a file off your desktop right now...
your hard drive marks the area where it is located on the hard disk as blank space.
The file you deleted will be recoverable if and only if, no other file is written where your deleted file used to be.

Secure deletion methods-
1. Scrambling
Open hard disk spin hard disk place to random positions. Effectiveness - 95%
Someone with enough desire could recover the data. To anyone else data is loss because the hard disk lost the exact location of data in terms of position.

2. Software
Use software to overwrite data with A. (Random information) B. Zeros
Effectiveness- Unclear, VERY effective
3. Degaussing
Purchase a degaussing machine that will get rid of the magnetic field
Effectiveness - Unclear, Very effective BUT! HDD can resume normal operation if serviced by the manufacturer.
4. Physical destruction
It is what it is, Take your hard drive and destroy it in the most horrible fashion using either a shredder, fire, chemicals, electricity, and imagination.
#82 to #24 - ipodskateboardp (05/16/2013) [-]
really well explained! I got it even if am a sucker at computers, thumbs up
really well explained! I got it even if am a sucker at computers, thumbs up
User avatar #121 to #24 - Haentar (05/16/2013) [-]
For number 2, just replace all of your free space with cat videos to make a CIA member's day very special.
#74 to #2 - magmaseraph (05/16/2013) [-]
To everyone on this post thank you for your ideas and suggestions; I now know how to rid all my hard drives of evidence. Though I doubt I'll need to go that far since most of my enemies are ignorant idiots.

But it never hurts to know this stuff.
User avatar #113 to #2 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
get large powerful speaker magnet.....place it on your hard drives....no more data recovery.
User avatar #16 to #2 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (05/16/2013) [-]
Format? yes ofcourse. even i can get Data out of that.
You have to Dban. Someone claims to get data out of that to, but has recently been proven impossible.
Dban replaces all binaries on the disk to 1 (or 0 if im wrong). if you are able to get data out of that , **** you're a wizard
#31 to #16 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
DBan actually writes over all data on a harddisk with randomly generated bits 35 times. It is impossible to roll back.
#55 to #2 - etzric (05/16/2013) [-]
not if you overwrite everything with zero's. then they can't read what was on your hard drive. or just as blasthardcheese said. use a hammer
#9 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
hard drive stores info using binary code when you format a hard drive it magnetically erases the code but there is a sort of image burn if you will that cant be detected by a normal computer but using special equipment or software can be read unless overwritten by new data. think of a plasma screen tv if that helps at all
User avatar #15 to #9 - mookiez (05/16/2013) [-]
Makes since, and I'm the one usually answering peoples electronic related questions.
#17 to #9 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
LLF that HDD and your data is wiped off completely.
#39 to #2 - envinite (05/16/2013) [-]
MICROWAVE EVERYTHING
User avatar #125 to #2 - ironsoul (05/16/2013) [-]
Throw your computer in the microwave and hit popcorn.
User avatar #106 to #2 - crazyhindu (05/16/2013) [-]
you can just run a program to find everything because its not actually "deleted"
#34 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
That's why you need a power drill.
#71 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
You have to overwrite the data at least seven times before even the US government will say " **** it, it's lost"
#30 to #2 - whatamidoingwithme ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
You can wipe the drive clean.
#3 to #2 - blasthardcheese (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, can they now?
User avatar #4 to #3 - ninedice (05/16/2013) [-]
They can still recover data from smashed disks if they are willing to put in the time. It'd be best to boot off a live Linux distro and dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sdX bs=4096 where X is the hard drive you want erased forever
#11 to #4 - jakeattack ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
nuke my hard drive. its the only way to be sure.
User avatar #5 to #4 - blasthardcheese (05/16/2013) [-]
How smashed does it need to be?
User avatar #8 to #5 - LtMcG (05/16/2013) [-]
Turned into dust. I know Cyber command and the NSA have a similar policy.
User avatar #20 to #8 - evilanakie (05/16/2013) [-]
turn into dust and snorted by babys
#18 to #8 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
but that's such a waist, just take apart the hard drive, undo the discs and not only do you get super strong magnets but you also get like 5 free Frisbee
#19 to #18 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
if you're still super worried run the discs across a sander and they wont be able to get anything off it anymore. (source: i've destroyed my fair share of personal hard drives.)
#73 to #19 - neokun (05/16/2013) [-]
Im concerned why so many funnyjunkers know how to wipe their hard drives if need be.
#92 to #73 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
I once needed to wipe all information from a hard drive. I started by zapping the **** out of it with electricity, then I smashed it with shovel, followed by stuffing the remains with homemade napalm and setting it on fire, and finally finished it off with 3 mortars before tossing the charred, black remains into a river. Because no one needs to see one embarrassing photo of me at the Christmas party.
User avatar #114 to #92 - theflamingfire (05/16/2013) [-]
Worth the read
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#136 to #92 - neokun (05/17/2013) [-]
I was expecting you to say someone still got into it.

Just throwing out another squidward picture. Don't know why I have so many.
User avatar #107 to #73 - crazyhindu (05/16/2013) [-]
because if you get a new harddrive and you move over the **** you need you don't want people to go through
User avatar #46 to #19 - XThatGuy (05/16/2013) [-]
It would be easier to use a drive wiper..... your os doesnt actually delete data, it chops that start and the end off and tells you its free, overwiting the actual data when there is something to replace it with. there are 2 ways to perminately erace data - 1 fill up the drive with other new data, 2 use a drive wiper like ccleaner or one of the linux live cds(its in the options somewhere)
#57 to #46 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
I had a program like this for flash drives. Fills the entire drive with files (txt files i believe, but that is neither here nor there) and erases it all. Enjoy combing through thousands of blank text files, ******* .
#119 to #4 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Actually no; Gutmann's findings are outdated (and even in his time the possibility of recovering proper data was very slim) and nowadays filling the disk with zeros is totally sufficient.
User avatar #27 to #3 - darkroro (05/16/2013) [-]
Actually they can if they want
User avatar #70 - RobotManGuy (05/16/2013) [-]
i would put: DELETE THE FILES NAMED SUCCESSFUL TIME MACHINE PROJECT 2999
then i would have a bunch of files saying things like met my great-great-great-grandpappy, found my heart in 1508, met my great-x grandson 2013
User avatar #108 to #70 - crazyhindu (05/16/2013) [-]
time machine from the year 2999 found your grandson in 2013....wut
User avatar #109 to #108 - RobotManGuy (05/16/2013) [-]
i went back in time to bang a chick from the 1500's
User avatar #110 to #109 - crazyhindu (05/16/2013) [-]
Ohhh thats what you meant when you said heart....god im dumb. Carry on.
User avatar #111 to #110 - RobotManGuy (05/16/2013) [-]
it's all good
#131 to #128 - tigerboyaa (05/16/2013) [-]
Most famous 4chan counterattack speech ever
#41 - bobdolee (05/16/2013) [-]
brilliant
brilliant
User avatar #48 to #41 - kingkittens ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
your gif got this song stuck in my head

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKRN0-PGTs
User avatar #138 to #48 - bobdolee (06/01/2013) [-]
Lmao they even got the voice quote in there
User avatar #63 - mcmanybucks (05/16/2013) [-]
If everyone would start using their eyes instead of their Tater-Goggles to see things, they'd notice that the text ISNT curved as it should be if it was written on that bracelet.
#132 - gustaviaable (05/16/2013) [-]
Only some people will understand
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User avatar #33 - tuckthisphit (05/16/2013) [-]
y'd u need 2 ven u can get ur **** dun w/ only 1
#134 to #33 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
shut up meg
#135 to #33 - pocoyothegreat (05/17/2013) [-]
Why, you ask?
Imagine you have the bracelet on your right hand, and...
#98 to #33 - amatharra (05/16/2013) [-]
This whole string of comments...
This whole string of comments...
#58 to #33 - precision (05/16/2013) [-]
Now, I'm gonna get three bracelets, **** your **** .
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