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How to get a man.

How to get a man.. I am confident this will work.. 2 penisy meg ESE ole: gns: pull him out of hell and stare at him for ‘Ibit years Show off your deduction skil

I am confident this will work.

2 penisy meg ESE
ole:
gns:
pull him out of hell and stare at him for ‘Ibit
years
Show off your deduction skills and m up your oost solar
so you look ooyl
that: his hand and say "Run"
so HELL!)
as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get
me in Bed
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#3 - kailybailybo (05/16/2013) [-]
What if in ten years the next generation of teens have even less social skills because nobody ever gives serious answers to these anymore.
What if in ten years the next generation of teens have even less social skills because nobody ever gives serious answers to these anymore.
#89 to #3 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
What if previous generations also joked around about these kinds of things?
User avatar #7 to #3 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
The last guy was serious, tho
#6 to #3 - CommonJoo (05/16/2013) [-]
then i'd feel safe having a daughter
#10 - phorthelulz (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #10 - davidavidson (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude... He's gay isn't he?
#37 to #10 - powellrebecca (05/16/2013) [-]
i have so many Destiel/Cockles gifs.
i have so many Destiel/Cockles gifs.
#18 - hardongo ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
or you can be honest about it
or you can be honest about it
User avatar #29 to #18 - Firefrenzy ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
My favorite part is when the guy gets his dick ripped off.
User avatar #50 to #18 - shadsword (05/16/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #64 to #50 - goodguygary (05/16/2013) [-]
V/H/S it's a horror flick, chicks a demon, or a vampire, or some **** . eats two of this guy's friends + a random chick they picked up, and abducts the dude.
#69 to #18 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
that whole film was weird.
#20 to #18 - capricore (05/16/2013) [-]
Id **** bricks.
User avatar #52 to #20 - acemcgunner (05/16/2013) [-]
i forget the name ....oh! it's VHS
User avatar #53 to #52 - capricore (05/16/2013) [-]
You are meaning the film right?
I mean it could be...i had a kid tell me in pre-school about a movie of a chick biting dicks off guys.
User avatar #55 to #53 - acemcgunner (05/16/2013) [-]
it's called "VHS"
User avatar #56 to #55 - capricore (05/16/2013) [-]
films are on a VHS .
User avatar #54 to #53 - capricore (05/16/2013) [-]
Or it was a vagina with teeth.Nvm.
User avatar #67 to #54 - goodguygary (05/16/2013) [-]
a vagina with teeth? can't recall how old it is, but reminds me of cumbersnatch, an older NG flash
User avatar #80 to #68 - acemcgunner (05/16/2013) [-]
Y U DO DIS? my D hurts now..
User avatar #81 to #80 - goodguygary (05/16/2013) [-]
huehuehuehue
User avatar #82 to #68 - capricore (05/16/2013) [-]
Well that was cool...i mean awesome.
Damn been in NG and never know of this.
#36 to #18 - provodka (05/16/2013) [-]
str8 forward girls actually scare the fck outta me
#21 to #18 - nucularwar (05/16/2013) [-]
Sweet 			****		 I saw that last week
Sweet **** I saw that last week
User avatar #30 to #21 - nightlove (05/16/2013) [-]
omg what is that?
User avatar #130 to #30 - nucularwar (05/17/2013) [-]
v/h/s
It's either only good once or only good late at night with the lights out
#12 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/16/2013) [-]
I thought it said "Show off your destruction skills and turn up your coat collar."


Too much Skyrim?
User avatar #14 to #12 - gytisout ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
i doubt you can ever have too much skyrim
User avatar #111 to #110 - heartlessrobot (05/16/2013) [-]
Would you consider that too much skyrim?
User avatar #112 to #111 - gytisout ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
n-n-no
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#22 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
just take off your shirt
User avatar #23 to #22 - thechosentroll (05/16/2013) [-]
Nah, that would never work.
User avatar #1 - happygoyim (05/15/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wonder why I don't just browse Tumblr when half of the new content on here is just screenshots from there anyways.
#48 to #1 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
do it faggot
#24 to #1 - schrodngrscat (05/16/2013) [-]
Tumblr has a lot of social justice blogs that are run by feminists and vegans and other extremely annoying people. I left because it's way to hard to find blogs to follow that don't post that crap. I loved it because of the fandoms and the funny, but those other blogs/posts just ruined it for me.
#2 to #1 - teenytinyspider (05/15/2013) [-]
Think of FJ as the filter. I tried going on tumblr and I didn't see anything like the stuff you see here. FJ filters out the crap so we see the decent stuff.

Sometimes we see the crap too.
User avatar #4 to #2 - lorddrake (05/16/2013) [-]
Exactly. This is why I also don't go on 4chan, yet enjoy the posts.
User avatar #11 to #4 - xxbutthurtxx (05/16/2013) [-]
I stared lurking /b/ and /v/ recently was more fun than FJ, but its just a different thing.
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#84 to #27 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
I only browse /gif/ board
User avatar #127 to #27 - xxbutthurtxx (05/16/2013) [-]
Well most threads on /v/ make me wonder why it is a videogame board.
:"Let's discuss why "insert random game" is **** .
User avatar #5 to #2 - tokitoki (05/16/2013) [-]
Also, tumblr people are pretty awful.
#34 to #2 - isaacbn (05/16/2013) [-]
**isaacbn rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at It all makes sense now... ** Im done with this website
User avatar #46 to #2 - DOCoSPADEo (05/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much the same situation as 4Chan.
#128 to #46 - teenytinyspider (05/16/2013) [-]
It's kinda the same here with the Omegle and Chat Roulette stuff too.

We see the good stuff from Omegle and Chat Roulette, most of the time, but if you or I were to go on there, we would meet creepy stalkers who want to talk about sex on Omegle.

The less we know about what we'd see on Chat Roulette, the better.
#66 - settantaventi (05/16/2013) [-]
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#26 - bitchplzzz (05/16/2013) [-]
I wish a girl would punch me. Would be the first time I get touched by a girl.
User avatar #28 to #26 - spasticpuppet (05/16/2013) [-]
Please say that the picture is relevant.
#92 - racrox (05/16/2013) [-]
Wasn't sure which show to post a reaction pic from, so have this.

Also dat finale yesterday, and dat finale that's gonna be on Saturday...
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User avatar #124 to #79 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
mine turns into the willie tower.
ba dum tss.

I'll go sit in the corner and cry now.
User avatar #99 to #79 - heartlessrobot (05/16/2013) [-]
Most of the time, all a girl has to do is tell the guy she likes him, considering that most guys (including me) suck at reading "the signs".
User avatar #85 to #79 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
when they're ugly.
User avatar #93 to #85 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
Difference is that the attractiveness of a guy is determined by many factors, all of which you need to juggle in your head. You need a nice face, you need to be fit, you need to wear the nice clothing, you need to be a smooth talker, you need to know anything that's asked, you need a bottomless bank account, you need to have no schedule, you need to have no other (close) female friends, you need to be very accessible about where you are, you need to have friends and family that agree with her, you need the right ethnicity (which is obviously not in your control), AND a regular form of transportation. You also need to cover the bill on everything, have her back on everything, support anything she wants to do (including bad choices), deal with all sorts of drama, and so much other crap I'm already close to breaking the character count.

A girl just needs to look good. That is the sole thing they are concerned with, and genetically they are more suited for such a role.
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User avatar #105 to #102 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
Sorry my good friend, I apologize for derailing the awesomness of your joke.

Also, I'm favoriting this comment.
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User avatar #97 to #93 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
.....you must have dated some shallow ******* women. damn.

All of the girls I know and/or dated didn't give a **** about any of that.
Maybe you should stop hanging out with shallow sluts.


User avatar #103 to #97 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I kind of exaggerated. But I still am annoyed how a guy has to sort of do everything in a relationship. Some people could be well-built, handsome, interesting, and even nice! But because they can't "provide" (I.E. drive her around and spends lots of money on her) he's hard-pressed for girls who can look pass that. You can apply that to any aspect. Some people could just spin their head on a dime because the girl you're with is a different color. Some girls refuse to be with you because you're lacking in build. Some girls are horrified at the thought of you having other things to cater to other than her. I'm not saying that girl's are all shallow and needy, but that's kind of the public opinion, and how girls tend to react because of it.

Oh, and by the way, sorry I came out so rough.
User avatar #108 to #103 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
Not really no.
I've dated some pretty awesome girls and I have a minimum hour job. I can only pay for my bills and a few luxuries here and there, but all the girls i know don't care about that. They just want guys to be sweet and spend time with them. That's it.

You seem a bit sexist with your views....like you ate women and use a terrible whore gold digging template as the base of all women.
User avatar #114 to #108 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't hate women and I never said that was what all women were. I said that was what is expected of women in society.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
If you expect that from women, then i have bad news for you buddy.
You are sexist.

I actually have never met a woman like the ones you have described.
User avatar #116 to #115 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
I said I don't expect that from women. Society does.

I actually have met a few girls exactly like this. That's why I avoid girls like this.
User avatar #118 to #116 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
Yet here you are, preaching this as an undeniable truth.
I don't think that lowly of society. I don't see that as what the society accepts. In fact, that's more on par with what the society abhors.

You're the one who replied to me, trying to "correct" me and convey that women are basically picky, insatiable need to be right, gold digging trash. That's not society telling me this. That's you.
User avatar #120 to #118 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
When did I preach this as an undeniable truth? I don't think lowly of society, I'm just saying what is expected. I said what was expected of men and women in society, and you're trying to make me out as a sexist pig trying to jump on you. Besides, you're the one who said that girls can't even get guys if they're ugly. Then you go out saying that it doesn't matter if guys have money, or if guys are handsome or well built. But you say that girls can't get guys if they're ugly, and that they have to work to get a guy.

I think I can say you're the sexist one here, hope you see past an "ugly girl" for her appearence and realise someone doesn't need to look good to be a significant other.
User avatar #121 to #120 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
You're claiming that society thinks this. Have you talked to the society as a whole? have you gathered their general consensus? No. You started talking as if you represented them, as if it was a truth that could not be changed. That means its not society's views, its yours.

That quip about ugly girls was a joke, adding on to the original joke by tearinguptembabies. If you couldn't tell that, then that's your folly, not mine.
User avatar #122 to #121 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
You're claiming I represent the whole of society. This conversation has gotten rediculous, how did we get from a girl being pretty to the consensus of society? I don't represent society, and I don't say that image can't be changed. It's not my views, it's a freaking stereotype it's so wide-spread of an ideal. Why do you keep trying to force this horrible view on me?

Also, that quip was also very sexist. If you can't tell that you're being a hippocrite, that's your follow, not mine.
User avatar #123 to #122 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
no, I'm saying you think you represent the whole of society and are pushing your views as what they think or what you think you see in society. As in its your view of society.
where the **** did images not changing and stereotypes come from? You never said it was a stereotype, you said that's what women were like, what they expect.

This is funnyjunk. Jokes can be racist, sexist or biased as all **** . No one cares. They're jokes.
User avatar #125 to #123 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
I am not trying to represent society, nor am I trying to push my views. I never said that's what women were like, I said that's what most people see them as. I'm sorry you throw your arms up in a hissy fit everytime I say the word society.

Society thinks this is funnyjunk: the society. Society's jokes on society can be racist to society, sexist to society, or biased to society. Society knows no one cares, not even society. They're jokes about society.

P.S. You really have a bad image of funny junk if you think we should all talk like we're racist, sexist, biased, and arrogant individuals.
User avatar #126 to #125 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
Your first few comments would suggest otherwise.

You clearly do not understand what I have been saying if you're repeating yourself. I'm not saying you're trying to represent society. You say society views things in a specific way.
Fun fact: You are not society so you cannot speak for society. THATS ALL.

As for "my view of funnyjunk" its just what I see. The current top comments are jokes about anal play, poor people and retardation. I think that speaks for itself. If you don't like that, then you can leave. We won't miss you.
User avatar #109 to #108 - thedarkestrogue (05/16/2013) [-]
**hate women.
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#49 - intrepidy (05/16/2013) [-]
I enjoyed the supernatural reference.
I enjoyed the supernatural reference.
#113 to #49 - mmmilovemeth (05/16/2013) [-]
Me too!
Me too!
#31 - dirtyharrypegs (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 - nexcell (05/16/2013) [-]
in the future you wont even need skills to get women, its just so silly now, all you gotta do is text and be as socially awkward as possible because the current bandwagon is everyone hating on jocks and cool guys. soon it will be the cultural norm to like nerds and social outcasts and shun sporty outgoing smooth criminals.
#35 - ghouleyed (05/16/2013) [-]
I've had some creepy and some cute staring girls when i was in middleschool but now i'm just alone browsing FJ.   
   
   
Since i didn't have balls to ask any girl out.
I've had some creepy and some cute staring girls when i was in middleschool but now i'm just alone browsing FJ.


Since i didn't have balls to ask any girl out.
#33 - chinnick (05/16/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that just taking off a sock would get most guys in bed.
#8 - dmagen (05/16/2013) [-]
hello
hello
User avatar #13 to #8 - feeniks (05/16/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#9 to #8 - dmagen (05/16/2013) [-]
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#76 - alfrebecht (05/16/2013) [-]
2 penisy meg ESE

Dat extracted text.
2 penisy for words.
#75 - hirollin (05/16/2013) [-]
Grab his hand and run?   
   
That's actually a pretty sexy idea.
Grab his hand and run?

That's actually a pretty sexy idea.
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