Honeymoon. This guy is my hero... that's a mighty fine viking hat until the accident


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#18 - palemotherfcker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #18 - pappathethird (05/16/2013) [-]
love the long-haired guy in the background
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User avatar #22 to #18 - churrocharizard (05/16/2013) [-]
Listening to this


Scrolled down and saw this gif, ******* laughed my ass off.
User avatar #23 to #22 - paintballgun (05/16/2013) [-]
omfg i love you so much right now
User avatar #24 to #23 - churrocharizard (05/16/2013) [-]
This gif/song combination is seriously the only happiness I will ever need.
User avatar #25 to #24 - paintballgun (05/16/2013) [-]
Aye to that friend
#29 to #22 - josephkirk (05/16/2013) [-]
you have great taste in music! would you mind letting me know a few of your favorite songs/bands? (techno/trance is you know any good ones)    
p.s. any one who reads this comment and wishes to contribute please do.
you have great taste in music! would you mind letting me know a few of your favorite songs/bands? (techno/trance is you know any good ones)

p.s. any one who reads this comment and wishes to contribute please do.
User avatar #75 to #29 - churrocharizard (05/16/2013) [-]
Well to be perfectly honest with you, that was the first time I had even heard that song, I was just trying out random music videos online to listen to some new stuff.

Glad to share what I like with you though:

Lately I've been listening to a lot of Late Night Alumni (which is electronic but much softer and slower overall, very laid back). I also like Keane, I'm a bit of a Maroon 5 addict, Red Panda is really good ... idk there's a lot lol.

Something I've learned to do is to get on the iTunes store every Tuesday and download whatever free songs they have available. I usually end up liking those, and it's a good way for me to discover new bands/artists.
#58 to #29 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Hiya mate,

Seth Troxler, Jamie Jones, Heidi, Solomon, Maceo Plex, Lewis Boardman, Sasha, Maceo Plex, and Scuba?
User avatar #94 to #93 - churrocharizard (05/21/2013) [-]
#95 to #94 - protravis (05/21/2013) [-]
i like where this is going
User avatar #97 to #95 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
Psh you getting him with the thing I did. Feels like I sucked churrocharizard off and you get the ring...
Also hi Travis :3 faggot <3
User avatar #98 to #97 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
O you can marry me too, I am okay with this.
User avatar #99 to #98 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
protravis, we got our threesome-gangbang-middle guy <3
gotta record it for my gf tho huehuehue
User avatar #101 to #99 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
Um I don't have a penis DOES THIS CHANGE THINGS
User avatar #102 to #101 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
yeah my gf wouldn't approve that, either you have to be a guy or a bird
protravis she's yours! but i'll record it and sell it owo
User avatar #103 to #102 - protravis (06/09/2013) [-]
i find it hard to trust girls
how do i know your not a secret KFC agent
User avatar #106 to #103 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
Omg KFC lets go get KFC

User avatar #107 to #106 - protravis (06/09/2013) [-]
shat aaaaaaaaap your gonna make me wanna go to kfc :c
User avatar #109 to #107 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
If you decide to go please take me with you.

It's been so long. I have NEEDS.
User avatar #104 to #103 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
churrocharizard how often to you see black men?
User avatar #105 to #104 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
Um. Like. Maybe once a day? Only cuz I have to leave my apartment to work tho, outside world is for losers omg.
User avatar #108 to #105 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
oh god erryday? yup kfc agent...
User avatar #110 to #108 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
I wish. Free mashed potatoes and gravy yes pls.
User avatar #111 to #110 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
if you don't mash my potatoes than i'll make sure to give you some gravy huehuehue
User avatar #114 to #111 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
Omg please don't tempt me with your gravy.

I have a reputation to uphold, for godssake.
User avatar #115 to #114 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
uphold? uphold what
User avatar #116 to #115 - churrocharizard (06/09/2013) [-]
My- my reputation. I have to uphold it. Keep it clean and ... respectable.

But omg GRAVY
User avatar #117 to #116 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
**irvea swings a cup of gravy in front of you**
User avatar #112 to #111 - protravis (06/09/2013) [-]
im telling your missus
#113 to #112 - irvea (06/09/2013) [-]
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nah we all know i wouldn't do anything
User avatar #100 to #99 - protravis (06/09/2013) [-]
its been many days since the initial boner was recieved from this horniness
i shall require more minerals!
User avatar #26 to #22 - failtolawl (05/16/2013) [-]
I love you too
#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 to #33 - larso (05/16/2013) [-]
That's how we did in Denmark about 1.000 years ago
#2 - Cleavland Steamer (05/15/2013) [-]
that's a mighty fine viking hat
#59 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
******* flawless
User avatar #3 to #2 - vonspyder (05/16/2013) [-]
well there nothing in his...he just got divorced.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cleavland Steamer (05/16/2013) [-]
I think getting divorced would put money back in his wallet

women are costly to maintain
User avatar #6 to #4 - vonspyder (05/16/2013) [-]
Hookers are cheaper.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Cleavland Steamer (05/16/2013) [-]
they're free if you can hide the body well enough
#27 - pappathethird (05/16/2013) [-]
My guess is, he's driving the car to his ex-wife who now owns it, and all he could afford after the divorce was a viking hat   
not a bad choice
My guess is, he's driving the car to his ex-wife who now owns it, and all he could afford after the divorce was a viking hat

not a bad choice
User avatar #39 to #27 - pandasmayn (05/16/2013) [-]
Well, now I'm gonna watch The Dark Knight.
#69 to #30 - olizandri (05/16/2013) [-]
you. i like you.
User avatar #42 - strangesir (05/16/2013) [-]
If this is the opposite of what you would do on a honeymoon... Would it be called....

#28 - jakols (05/16/2013) [-]
i need that hat... Now
i need that hat... Now
#56 - tomppi (05/16/2013) [-]
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#51 - thechosentroll (05/16/2013) [-]
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His testicles obviously weren't removed through his wallet. I'm calling shenanigans. He's not really divorced.
User avatar #65 - timmywankenobi (05/16/2013) [-]
I bet that car is the only thing he has left.
#71 to #65 - bloxicity (05/16/2013) [-]
My thought exactly.
User avatar #73 to #65 - mads (05/16/2013) [-]
and a nice hat
#48 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
to war we go son
#81 to #48 - vonspyder (05/17/2013) [-]
#34 - nargogh ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Is that... is that Dragonborn?
User avatar #83 to #34 - vonspyder (05/17/2013) [-]
I used to drive around in mustangs, then I took an arrow to the knee.
User avatar #9 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-]
just divorced so youbuy a V6 convertible Mustang?

I find it hard to believe this faggot ever got married
User avatar #16 to #9 - tehmasterchef (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm not a Mustang guy, but he could have at least sprung for a GT...
User avatar #17 to #16 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-]
exactly my point. At least the V8 i mean come on man.
#19 to #9 - mattmannn (05/16/2013) [-]
I was hoping there would be a comment about that "car", thank god for you sir. I live in Idaho where there are so many V6 mustangs. My friend once asked me "why do only performance cars look cool? couldn't they just make a ****** car look cool?" so i pointed at a mustang as it drove by. honestly i dont think they look as cool, except maybe the older fastbacks, those are pretty sexy.
#21 to #19 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-]
I think the V6 Mustang is....the reject antisocial car of the parking lot. Like why would you not get the V8?

As to does it look cool; the base V6 no and even the GT is so-so. But I think the Boss 302 looks cool, as does the GT500. Im more of a chevy guy, so if I had to pick a sports car for the cost of a V6 Mustang I'd try and find myself a C5 z06 corvette.

Youre telling me you dont think this looks cool?
#36 to #21 - tehmasterchef (05/16/2013) [-]
That's a real car right there, Jimmy. I hate all these V6 Mustangs around where I live, funny thing is, it's mainly a bunch of idiots, they pull up next to me all the time revving their engines. It makes me laugh. I've raced very few of them because I find it pointless, but I've destroyed them everytime I have.
Pic related: My car.
#41 to #36 - xpeh (05/16/2013) [-]
Is that a VR-4?
User avatar #86 to #41 - tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-]
Nope, it's an SL. I was actually looking at buying my friend's '92 VR-4, though.
#84 to #36 - swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]
I wanted a GSx as my first car but couldnt find any. You must have mods on it if you can beat even the V6 Mustangs.

(Sorry for the picture, couldnt resist)
User avatar #85 to #84 - tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-]
Nope, it's completely stock.
User avatar #87 to #85 - swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]
and you beat V6 Stangs?
That's sad....for the mustang I mean.
User avatar #88 to #87 - tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-]
Well my car's putting out about 220hp stock, plus I drive stick.
V6 Mustang's are some of the most underpowered 'performance' cars you can find, haha/
User avatar #89 to #88 - swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]
I know, the 2nd gen Mustangs are hilariously slow. They made like 160 HP.
Foxbodys can be built to be ridiculously fast for really cheap though. But we're talking about stock.

My car puts out about 270HP, but it's auto with a CVT and FWD. Still gets to 60 in low 6's. Surprisingly quick for an unassuming sedan (talking about 2008 nissan altima 3.5L). It's almost stock except for intake and Nismo exhaust so that probably adds maybe 5 more. I wish I bought a car with manual, but living in New York City driving stick is a real pain in the ass. But my next car will be manual.
User avatar #90 to #89 - tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, those Foxbody's can be ******* monsters.
Sounds like a nice car, man. I've always liked the Altima, haha. I don't really know what I should spring for on my car. Thinking of some coilovers, at the moment.
#91 to #90 - swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]
that sounds like best option.

I really wish I had gotten interested in cars BEFORE I bought mine. Yes it is a 2008 model and only has 40k miles so it will run forever especially considering how often I drive it (probably 3k miles a year), but I spent 12.5k on it. Do you have any idea what I couldve gotten for 12.5k? Ugh...I have so many dream cars that are actually attainable. I'd love an LS1 Miata, or an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue....One of my other dream cars is to buy an old station wagon, restore it (not even so that it's fully beautiful, I could go for the rat rod look) and drop a big block in there with a T56 Magnum transmission; something like this
User avatar #92 to #91 - tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I wanted an E46 3-Series at one time. I almost got a silver M3 Sedan, but the guy sold it before I could look at it.
Eventually, I found my 3000. It was only $4800.
It came with the aftermarket rims, it also has aftermarket heated seats, touch screen Radio, GPS system, DVD player, and Bluetooth connectivity. It also had two 10 inch subs in the back. All in all, it was a great deal.
#10 to #9 - vonspyder (05/16/2013) [-]
I think the idea is he got it in the divorce.
User avatar #11 to #10 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-]
he should sell it. What a terrible car to own
#12 to #11 - vonspyder (05/16/2013) [-]
Could be worse...could be a chevy.
User avatar #13 to #12 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-]
I beg to differ, sir. C5 z06 Corvette is essentially the best car you can by for 30k. Except maybe an NSX. But this is debatable.
#14 to #13 - vonspyder (05/16/2013) [-]
I refuse to reward any government owned company with my money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-]
buy used. government doesnt get your money except a little bit of sales tax when you go to register with the DMV
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#38 - rieskimo (05/16/2013) [-]
A teacher in the High School I used to attend got plates that said "VADER" when he got divorced mostly because his wife refused to let him get it when they were married(he was getting it originally because both he and his son love Star Wars).

He's a cool dude.

Pic related, it's not his but you get the idea.
User avatar #20 - firehippie (05/16/2013) [-]

I take it he got the car in the divorce
#1 - boothead (05/15/2013) [-]
Damn it Todd...
#31 - noutvissers (05/16/2013) [-]
Barney's face when.
Barney's face when.
#50 - jameshill (05/16/2013) [-]
in all seriousness we really should
#53 to #50 - zdaninjamonkey (05/16/2013) [-]
I once roofed a man's house and heard a story that just made me feel all giddy inside. The guy was a foot doctor who was adding an extra 5000 sq. ft. onto a prexisting 3000 sq. ft. house, sounds kinda normal until you find out that he was paying for it with the 20 or so million he got from divorcing his ex wife who was worth like 50 mil or so, and to top it off remarried a 25 yr old personal trainer. I envy that man
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