The Anatomy of a Human. How we are really made up. Drunk Lungs A miniature set of lungs that become active when the body is insulated. This explains why several
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The Anatomy of a Human

How we are really made up

Drunk Lungs
A miniature set of lungs
that become active when the body is
insulated. This explains why several
people only smoke while drunk.
cinema Bladder
A significantly smaller urinary bladder
that your body uses exclusively during
movies. It is roughly 1/ 4 the size of a
standard "small" movie theater soda.
Dorsal Maternal Eye
A pair of auxiliary eyeballs that
mothers develop in the back of their
head. This allows them to prevent
their kids from ever doing anything
remotely fun or cool.
Dessert Stomach
A secondary organ reserved solely
for when the primary stomach is
full but you still really want to get
that Chocolate Volcano Brownie
because it just looks SO GOOD.
Titular Ear Center
An organ near the inner ear that
allows you to hear your name in noisy
moms, as you age, this organ is also
responsible for hearing and pronouncing
celebrities' names incorrectly.
Infinite Mucus Sinus
A deep nasal sinus cavity that activates
when the body experiences cold or
symptoms. It NEVER runs out
of mucus. Like, ever.
Male Secondary Brain
A smaller brain located near the male
genitalia. When aroused it suppresses
the upper brain 's judgement center,
which often leads to unsuccessful
flirting attempts and eating a *****
thing because your bro said it would
be cool.
Maternal Epidermis
A layer of skin that
covers the hands of many childbearing
females. it allows them to easily pick
up incredibly hot baking sheets and
pans without the use of gloves or
homestate potholder.
Melodramatic Tear Duct
A tear duct adjacent to the primary
one that only activates while watching
movies you know you shouldn' t cry at
but just can' t help yourself. Sometimes
it is triggered by the increased altitude
experienced while watching movies
on an airplane.
Posterior Nervous System
Commonly known as the or
brainus, " this lobe is responsible for
randomly jettisoning information from
your cerebral cortex via a procedure
known colloquially as a "brain fart.” In
extreme cases, a brain fart will solidify
into diarrhea of the mouth.
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#2 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#12 - pappathethird (05/15/2013) [-]
I read the first one about five times till I gave up, moved on, and then realized it was all bs.
#3 - mikehawk (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
seems logic
#14 - dafukdude (05/16/2013) [+] (17 replies)
If the Drunk Lungs stopped you from getting cancer I would like them so I could smoke again
If the Drunk Lungs stopped you from getting cancer I would like them so I could smoke again
#51 - ruebezahl (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That cinema bladder thing is a killer. When I saw "The Fellowship of the Ring" in the movie theatre, I wanted to scream when after roughly two hours, Galadriel fills up her mirror with water - and she can't just pour the water in there - she does it agonizingly slowly, and I swear I could hear her voice in my head, whispering: "Dontcha wish you hadn't drunk that large cup of Coke, you focking 'tard?"
#7 - betesta (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Full-fledged diarrhea of the mouth.   
   
What.
Full-fledged diarrhea of the mouth.

What.
#31 - ieagle (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why does the mucus one connect to the eye? o_O
#33 to #31 - akish (05/16/2013) [-]
Guess what? Your eyes are connected to your sinuses. That's why when you cry, your nose gets runny. That's your tears draining into your sinuses.

The more you know
#1 - swizzll ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
#29 - soopergrover (05/16/2013) [-]
MFW "Male Secondary Brain"
MFW "Male Secondary Brain"
#26 - YourName (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why would you become aroused when your bro challenges you to eat a ***** food...?
User avatar #45 - snakefire (05/16/2013) [-]
A secondary colon; Responsible for only having smelly loud farts in social situations, and the need to poop every 30 minutes while doing important time sensitive work you cant take a break from.
#67 - hankmccoy (05/16/2013) [-]
i can't be the only one noticing this
User avatar #35 - ddemiddon (05/16/2013) [-]
What does a guy who is attracted to smarts want from his girlfriend?

Brainal
User avatar #9 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
During the first one I thought this was legit and it was some effect of having a still born twin or something.
#8 - Thenewguygunther (05/15/2013) [-]
wait the hearing your name in a crowded room is a real thing though, it's called the "cocktail party effect" and allows us to tune in and out of conversations while instantly zeroing in anytime we hear our name called
#70 - ruleblader (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We need an extra storage room for bacon.
We need an extra storage room for bacon.
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User avatar #34 - lulurare (05/16/2013) [-]
The internet provides such useful and true information I love it
#13 - pentol ONLINE (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
your actual stomach expands when your tongue register sweet.
so a little dessert actually makes more room in your stomach, and lessens feelings of intense fullness.
hence: desert stomach.
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