The Anatomy of a Human. How we are really made up. Drunk Lungs A miniature set of lungs that become active when the body is insulated. This explains why several
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The Anatomy of a Human

 
The Anatomy of a Human. How we are really made up. Drunk Lungs A miniature set of lungs that become active when the body is insulated. This explains why several

How we are really made up

Drunk Lungs
A miniature set of lungs
that become active when the body is
insulated. This explains why several
people only smoke while drunk.
cinema Bladder
A significantly smaller urinary bladder
that your body uses exclusively during
movies. It is roughly 1/ 4 the size of a
standard "small" movie theater soda.
Dorsal Maternal Eye
A pair of auxiliary eyeballs that
mothers develop in the back of their
head. This allows them to prevent
their kids from ever doing anything
remotely fun or cool.
Dessert Stomach
A secondary organ reserved solely
for when the primary stomach is
full but you still really want to get
that Chocolate Volcano Brownie
because it just looks SO GOOD.
Titular Ear Center
An organ near the inner ear that
allows you to hear your name in noisy
moms, as you age, this organ is also
responsible for hearing and pronouncing
celebrities' names incorrectly.
Infinite Mucus Sinus
A deep nasal sinus cavity that activates
when the body experiences cold or
symptoms. It NEVER runs out
of mucus. Like, ever.
Male Secondary Brain
A smaller brain located near the male
genitalia. When aroused it suppresses
the upper brain 's judgement center,
which often leads to unsuccessful
flirting attempts and eating a spicy
thing because your bro said it would
be cool.
Maternal Epidermis
A layer of skin that
covers the hands of many childbearing
females. it allows them to easily pick
up incredibly hot baking sheets and
pans without the use of gloves or
homestate potholder.
Melodramatic Tear Duct
A tear duct adjacent to the primary
one that only activates while watching
movies you know you shouldn' t cry at
but just can' t help yourself. Sometimes
it is triggered by the increased altitude
experienced while watching movies
on an airplane.
Posterior Nervous System
Commonly known as the or
brainus, " this lobe is responsible for
randomly jettisoning information from
your cerebral cortex via a procedure
known colloquially as a "brain fart.” In
extreme cases, a brain fart will solidify
into diarrhea of the mouth.
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#2 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 to #2 - lmaobutts (05/16/2013) [-]
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#19 to #2 - skiskate (05/16/2013) [-]
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#4 to #2 - toughactintinactin (05/15/2013) [-]
I have special eyes...
User avatar #5 to #4 - razerblazer (05/15/2013) [-]
They cant have MY BRAND
#12 - pappathethird (05/15/2013) [-]
I read the first one about five times till I gave up, moved on, and then realized it was all bs.
#51 - ruebezahl (05/16/2013) [-]
That cinema bladder thing is a killer. When I saw "The Fellowship of the Ring" in the movie theatre, I wanted to scream when after roughly two hours, Galadriel fills up her mirror with water - and she can't just pour the water in there - she does it agonizingly slowly, and I swear I could hear her voice in my head, whispering: "Dontcha wish you hadn't drunk that large cup of Coke, you focking 'tard?"
User avatar #57 to #51 - lasmamoe (05/16/2013) [-]
Why is she speaking in a british accent though?
#71 to #57 - thebritishguy (05/16/2013) [-]
she does have a british accent, but not a chav one like in the comment
she does have a british accent, but not a chav one like in the comment
#3 - mikehawk (05/15/2013) [-]
seems logic
#24 to #3 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
**** legit
#14 - dafukdude (05/16/2013) [-]
If the Drunk Lungs stopped you from getting cancer I would like them so I could smoke again
If the Drunk Lungs stopped you from getting cancer I would like them so I could smoke again
User avatar #32 to #14 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (05/16/2013) [-]
Go with Hookah/Shesha ... it's much healthier, lasts longer and you can do hella smoke tricks. Also it can help you quit because it has much lower nicotine levels, so it makes for a good transition. Shesha-Tobacco comes in many flavors (my favorite is peach). You can also (if you partake) put weed in it and it gets you ripped. I smoked an eighth out of one with my buddies, and we ******* retarded high.
User avatar #36 to #32 - tinglyturtletaint (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry to break it to you, but smoking one bowl of shisha actually packs you full of more carcinogens than a days worth of smoking cigs. I used to think the same thing you did till I actually did some research.
User avatar #75 to #32 - dafukdude (05/16/2013) [-]
I have done Shesha before and I actually quite liked it. I was considering doing it again because the shesha you can get in the local shesha bar in Dublin doesnt have any nicotine in it (I think).
User avatar #77 to #75 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (05/16/2013) [-]
It's usually a very low amount like 5% or something like that.
#53 to #14 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
pikachu is a mouse, not a catt
User avatar #16 to #14 - luckyspirit (05/16/2013) [-]
I never understood the appeal of smoking. I mean cigarettes smell terrible.
User avatar #18 to #16 - dafukdude (05/16/2013) [-]
ah its not so bad once you get used to it, although I would still advise you to never smoke as the cravings suck when you give them up.
#17 to #16 - doggstar (05/16/2013) [-]
but the stress relief you get from them is amazing.. if you dont like ciggies smoke a pipe they have a different tobacco from rollies and normal smokes and they have a smoother taste, the smell from them is also ten times better. my favorite type is cherry
User avatar #23 to #17 - fireprincess (05/16/2013) [-]
You really shouldn't encourage people to start smoking.
#30 to #23 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Naw man, go for it. I suggest those Cuban Cigars, give them a good long puff...Oh cmon, the Economy's in the toilet, everybody's got to get by somehow!
Naw man, go for it. I suggest those Cuban Cigars, give them a good long puff...Oh cmon, the Economy's in the toilet, everybody's got to get by somehow!
#25 to #17 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Really? You're ENCOURAGING him to slowly kill himself?
#55 to #25 - doggstar (05/16/2013) [-]
why the **** not, he's slowly dying anyway.. why not speed the process up a bit
#27 to #16 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
The smell doesn't bother you after you start smoking, but I still don't like smelling like it, because I know it's an unattractive smell. I try my hardest not to smell like it.
If there was a way for me to smoke without the smell or the obviously bad effects, and still get the same buzz, I'd do it.
User avatar #43 to #27 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
The new e-cig devices are actually pretty good unlike the ones a few years ago. Don;t buy Blu or any other disposable crap. You can spend about $40 for a nice Vivi Nova/ E-go set up, and get liquid for <$1 per mL. 1 mL lasts 5-20 cigarettes depending on the person and their brand.
#37 to #14 - Lintutu (05/16/2013) [-]
pikachu isn't a cat..
User avatar #76 to #37 - dafukdude (05/16/2013) [-]
but that is as close as we'll get to owning a pikachu for the time being
#7 - betesta (05/15/2013) [-]
Full-fledged diarrhea of the mouth.   
   
What.
Full-fledged diarrhea of the mouth.

What.
User avatar #38 to #7 - lillelise (05/16/2013) [-]
Sauce for this please! I just can't remember where it's from!
User avatar #39 to #38 - jackthefurfag (05/16/2013) [-]
Epic minequest.
User avatar #45 - snakefire (05/16/2013) [-]
A secondary colon; Responsible for only having smelly loud farts in social situations, and the need to poop every 30 minutes while doing important time sensitive work you cant take a break from.
#67 - hankmccoy (05/16/2013) [-]
i can't be the only one noticing this
User avatar #35 - ddemiddon (05/16/2013) [-]
What does a guy who is attracted to smarts want from his girlfriend?

Brainal
#29 - soopergrover (05/16/2013) [-]
MFW &quot;Male Secondary Brain&quot;
MFW "Male Secondary Brain"
#26 - YourName (05/16/2013) [-]
Why would you become aroused when your bro challenges you to eat a spicy food...?
User avatar #62 to #26 - germed (05/16/2013) [-]
I think it would be more along the lines of showing off to assert your dominance

The whole "Whatever I'm not a pussy" moment just before the post-act regret comes along.
User avatar #9 - ireallylikepotatoe (05/15/2013) [-]
During the first one I thought this was legit and it was some effect of having a still born twin or something.
#8 - Thenewguygunther (05/15/2013) [-]
wait the hearing your name in a crowded room is a real thing though, it's called the "cocktail party effect" and allows us to tune in and out of conversations while instantly zeroing in anytime we hear our name called
#70 - ruleblader (05/16/2013) [-]
We need an extra storage room for bacon.
We need an extra storage room for bacon.
#72 to #70 - SomeSortofBacon (05/16/2013) [-]
That's the most beautiful gif i've ever seen.
That's the most beautiful gif i've ever seen.
User avatar #34 - lulurare (05/16/2013) [-]
The internet provides such useful and true information I love it
User avatar #22 - zacharlfreeman (05/16/2013) [-]
I thought this was real **** until I got to the 5th frame...
#6 - bjluvrr (05/15/2013) [-]
diarreah of the mouth, 			*******		 lol'd
diarreah of the mouth, ******* lol'd
#46 - maxmoefoe (05/16/2013) [-]
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