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#102 - topheavymonkeyy (05/16/2013) [-]
I love the IT Crowd... So much.   
   
One, my mom set a tea-towel alight by putting it next to the oven when it was on, I screamed    
   
"FOUR...I MEAN FIVE...I MEAN FIRE" Proceeded to grab a glass of water, look at it and say "What do we have here" Looked at it for a while, sat back down.   
Looked down at my laptop and say aloud   
"Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I wish to inform you of a fire that has broken out at the premises of ...No, no that's too formal.   
Paused and then whacked my backspace loads and said "FIRE EXCLAMATION MARK. FIRE EXCLAMATION MARK. FIRE EXCLAMATION MARK. HELP ME EXCLAMATION MARK. LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU, ASHLEY RUDD.
I love the IT Crowd... So much.

One, my mom set a tea-towel alight by putting it next to the oven when it was on, I screamed

"FOUR...I MEAN FIVE...I MEAN FIRE" Proceeded to grab a glass of water, look at it and say "What do we have here" Looked at it for a while, sat back down.
Looked down at my laptop and say aloud
"Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I wish to inform you of a fire that has broken out at the premises of ...No, no that's too formal.
Paused and then whacked my backspace loads and said "FIRE EXCLAMATION MARK. FIRE EXCLAMATION MARK. FIRE EXCLAMATION MARK. HELP ME EXCLAMATION MARK. LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU, ASHLEY RUDD.
#101 - preshmilk (05/16/2013) [-]
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#100 - maxmoefoe (05/16/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Discussing opinions on the Internet ** Moss is ******* Alpha as ****
#95 - xast (05/16/2013) [-]
**xast rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at For The Sexual Thrill ** Me flirting.
#90 - peacerock (05/16/2013) [-]
There is a town in Norway names Moss. And I live there
#89 - carnageboy (05/16/2013) [-]
Nobody flirts with me
Nobody flirts with me
#80 - tyroneisanigger (05/16/2013) [-]
Fellow FJers, i need advice badly.
I am 17 years old, I am 5"11 and 185 pounds. I'm not totally overweight, just mildly (how my physician described it) on top of that I am incredibly socially awkward and socially distant from others. I don't know how to start conversations with others (separate from online conversations) I can't read facial expressions and vocal cues well (I have Asperger's Syndrome. I'm asking for advice in on how to get a girlfriend.
I don't want to be the most popular guy in school, **** I don't even want friends.
Just a female companion.

Please only reply if you are serious.
Pic only slightly related, have some faps if you reply with good advice.
User avatar #97 to #80 - zorororonoa (05/16/2013) [-]
Don't post a question like that on FJ and add to only reply if you are serious. There will always be that person who will give you a stupid answer.
#94 to #80 - ishotthedeputy (05/16/2013) [-]
If all you want is a girlfriend, you're just going to be disappointed. You're in high school, make a base friendship that's going to last before jumping into it. The delay will make it better. Just have confidence and believe in yourself
User avatar #85 to #80 - forsakensaint (05/16/2013) [-]
Start with not asking that **** in a community like this... Secondly if you are not good in RL conversations, meet a girl online, (As near as possible ofc so you can meet in RL later on) Talk with her, get to know her and contain your own spaghetti... Then if there's a spark between you 2, try and arrange a meeting in RL and be a ******* man about it... You can be shy, really, she prolly is too... Also you can try and practice with mirror how to keep the chatter going...

(Plan B, start working out... NOT the ''imma be tank muscle hurdurderp'' working out, just so you get a little better figure, then go clubbing etc to meet up a girl, or even in this case find someone online, by this point you should feel lot better about yourself and be able to talk more smoothly...)

(Plan C, get a work that requires you to be social, like cashier, marketer, etc... etc... You will learn how to talk with people easily in those jobs and eventually talking to girls too, one thing leads to another and BANG, we will not see you in FJ anymore as you are too busy having life and fun with your GF.)
#108 to #85 - tyroneisanigger (05/17/2013) [-]
Ok, if I use a website, what one should I use to do that?
#91 to #85 - spanishninja ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/
try this song also


never fails
User avatar #88 to #85 - forsakensaint (05/16/2013) [-]
Seems i missed one, since you are in school, get to know some girls there... How? Well, maybe a common hobby could be an ice-breaker or an after school club/activity, practice talking with some of your friend.... Talk to girls from your school online, where you are at your element. There is gotta be atleast 1 whom find you interesting and who knows, it can lead to many places... (All plans contain you to keep the spaghetti in your pockets... DO NOT move too quickly and by ******* god DO NOT talk about sex, UNLESS she starts talking about it.)
User avatar #77 - mrgoodlove (05/16/2013) [-]
Sadly, it has turned out a lot like this the few times girls have flirted with me
#74 - creosote (05/16/2013) [-]
I remember this one time when my friends sister was in my pool. It was really cold and I'm not real big on swimming, but she eventually coaxed me in. It was cold as Satan's balls. Seeing as I was shivering uncontrollably, she grabbed hold of me to give me warmth. I soon popped a boner and immediately said something 						*******					 RETARDED as an excuse to leave the pool, and then I did so.    
I always completely blow it in awkward ways when it comes to women.
I remember this one time when my friends sister was in my pool. It was really cold and I'm not real big on swimming, but she eventually coaxed me in. It was cold as Satan's balls. Seeing as I was shivering uncontrollably, she grabbed hold of me to give me warmth. I soon popped a boner and immediately said something ******* RETARDED as an excuse to leave the pool, and then I did so.
I always completely blow it in awkward ways when it comes to women.
#73 - tittysprinklesoo (05/16/2013) [-]
wtfs up with the porns in the description box? not that im complaning that is
wtfs up with the porns in the description box? not that im complaning that is
#66 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't think id flourish in a prison environment, they'd rape the flip out of me
#64 - kievbutcher (05/16/2013) [-]
"maur anal"
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#53 - madhattergirl (05/16/2013) [-]
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#52 - biopunk (05/16/2013) [-]
alpha as **** !!
User avatar #51 - onlyusememudkips (05/16/2013) [-]
call me stupid, but can someone tell me what this show is called?
#75 to #51 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
...Hi, stupid... No clue. Here, have a dancing cat as compensation.
...Hi, stupid... No clue. Here, have a dancing cat as compensation.
User avatar #70 to #51 - deftonesjunkie (05/16/2013) [-]
The IT crowd. its a british tv show but ******* hilarious
#56 to #51 - neverposting (05/16/2013) [-]
Skyrim with guns.
#55 to #51 - stream (05/16/2013) [-]
It crowd
#54 to #51 - madhattergirl (05/16/2013) [-]
IT Crowd
IT Crowd
#50 - tommymemeborn (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 - cirruss (05/16/2013) [-]
Flirting?Na too mainstream.
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