old but damn so good. i like cake and milk. Anonymous Fri New 23 12: 22: 21 2012 hlo. 272173813 Quited By: sash girl out en a date sshe says yes sash time her d Swag yolo
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old but damn so good. i like cake and milk. Anonymous Fri New 23 12: 22: 21 2012 hlo. 272173813 Quited By: sash girl out en a date sshe says yes sash time her d

i like cake and milk

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Anonymous Fri New 23 12: 22: 21 2012 hlo. 272173813
Quited By:
sash girl out en a date
sshe says yes
sash time her dad can drive us to the movies
sshe just gives me a blank stare
ssh well ysu guys should pick me up around 7
ggive harpist bump and run home in excitement
wer and her dad pick me up around 7
we site says a en the overthere
we drops us off
we I' m getting out ofthe car I stop and ash him forthe moneyfortea movie
we just stares at me
inform him movies daft grow en trees
we gives me SSH
El clear and keep my hand out
we gives me
bl roll my eyes and "thanks. guy" really sarcastically
agirl I asked out is looking super embarrassed
wet to the ticket
ddid ysub dad give ysu any moneyfortea meme?
sshe looks like she' s about to cry
ysu should call him because he only gave me enough fer myself and same feed
didn' t gs en a second date
Fri New 23 12: 28: 21 2012 hito.
What, what...
Anonymous Fri New 23 12: 29: 33 2012 hito.
wave didn' t gs en a second date
What went wrong?
Anonymous Fri New 23 17: 30: 07 2012
She must not like movies
Anonymous Fri New 23 17: 33: 09 2012 hlo. 272173910
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#7 - curses
Reply +52
(05/15/2013) [-]
$40 for a single ticket at a movie? What cinemas does he visit?
#198 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#8 to #7 - natanhiel
Reply +472
(05/15/2013) [-]
and food
#201 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#10 to #8 - curses
Reply -53
(05/15/2013) [-]
But $40 for both is still too much for just one guy.
#12 to #10 - huszti
Reply +27
(05/15/2013) [-]
did you not read the content, man?
#33 to #12 - curses
Reply -21
(05/15/2013) [-]
I did but $40 for one guy for movie ticket and food is a bit too much.
#60 to #33 - mutants
Reply +2
(05/15/2013) [-]
You've never been to a cinema before have you?
#174 to #60 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
Actually, i myself went to a cinema and tickets costed $6.50, and food was just $5 with nachos. I myself don't get what the big deal is, you guys want to go to another cinema to enjoy the same movie at a higher price, it's not really anyone's choice.
Red thumbs have no effect on anon bitches
#169 to #60 - curses
Reply -4
(05/16/2013) [-]
I have and maybe it's a bit different here in Sweden but we don't need THAT much to go to the cinema. After the initial ticket which is like $10 or $13 per person. I could get a candy bag from a store for about $2 and it'll be enough. Might get a drink as well. Which is just a $1.

For food I can easily find places that sell good food for less than $15 or even below $10.

So I just find it weird that it cost a **** ton over there.
#124 to #33 - guymandude
Reply -2
(05/16/2013) [-]
has anyone ever been so dead serious that they have no understanding of how exaggeration and humor works?

I guess so.
#31 to #10 - giguelingueling
Reply +18
(05/15/2013) [-]
with 40$ you can have a ticket and a small pop corn, maybe even a small cola. If you're lucky
#49 to #31 - drldrl
Reply -11
(05/15/2013) [-]
Wut.
Movie theaters around here are around $10 for a ticket, and about $10 for a combo that has a large drink and a large popcorn.
#100 to #49 - BigDoktor
Reply +6
(05/16/2013) [-]
Someone help this guy look for a sense of humour
#125 to #100 - guymandude
Reply +3
(05/16/2013) [-]
I"m intrigued about how everyone keeps making gags about expensive theater prices in every comment and the ****** still doesn't understand.
#133 to #125 - drldrl
Reply -2
(05/16/2013) [-]
I actually thought he was being serious.
I actually thought he was being serious.
#143 to #133 - guymandude
Reply -2
(05/16/2013) [-]
well actually, turning to serious mode, if you go to an Imax 3d screening and get 1 large popcorn and 2 or 3 candy boxes at my theater thats an easy $40.
#170 to #143 - drldrl
Reply -2
(05/16/2013) [-]
3D usually sucks anyway. Saw Avatar in 3D, only a few scenes were actually different. I could watch a lot of it without the glasses.
#188 to #170 - drewsky
Reply -2
(05/16/2013) [-]
You don't notice the difference between the characters positioning relative to the background, then.
#59 to #49 - cabbagemayhem
Reply +1
(05/15/2013) [-]
Surprise. Retail prices are different from place to place.
#83 to #10 - aniggeronaboat
Reply +9
(05/16/2013) [-]
This. This comment right here is when everyone realized you are a ******* retard.
This. This comment right here is when everyone realized you are a ******* retard.
#107 to #83 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
the internet. welcome to it, first off hi im Steve. let me show you around, this is a website where you can make comments, be careful of trolls, that about raps it up.
#182 to #83 - articulate
Reply -2
(05/16/2013) [-]
See other comment by me.
#203 to #182 - aniggeronaboat
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
My reply @10 was meant to show I stopped reading this thread at that point, because it was becoming rather ridiculous.   
   
Sort of like you are being. No, I will go hunting for your comment.   
   
******* dumbass
My reply @10 was meant to show I stopped reading this thread at that point, because it was becoming rather ridiculous.

Sort of like you are being. No, I will go hunting for your comment.

******* dumbass
#204 to #203 - articulate
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
It's the other one with ferrets. Fool.
It's the other one with ferrets. Fool.
#168 to #83 - curses
Reply -11
(05/16/2013) [-]
You telling me it cost you $80 to go see a movie and pay for a dinner in your town?

$30 for the guy would have been enough for him. This isn't about being a retard, it's about knowing the prices of the restaurants around you. I doubt he's going to pay $25 for food alone.

Also as if I give a **** about some red thumbs or green thumbs.
#197 to #168 - articulate
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
#183 to #168 - drewsky
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
Are you stupid?

It's on 4Chan and you're really taking it seriously?

Really?
#177 to #168 - articulate
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
Cinema food is known to be very expensive.
Large popcorn: 8.00
Large ICEE: 5.75
Large candy: 4.00
Ticket: 8.00

Total: $25.75*
Paid: $30.00
Left: $4.25

We can assume he would have bought all of these things because we are able to infer from the story that anon is an asshat. $4.25 is not enough for another ticket so she is **** out of luck.

*prices may vary between locations.
#202 to #177 - gunni
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
The prices are so high because cinemas don't really get money from the movies, it all goes to the producers
#191 to #177 - drewsky
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
At least you get a free refill on the popcorn and drink.
#196 to #191 - articulate
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
Nothing is free.
Nothing is free.
#179 to #177 - articulate
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
As a side note, FJ sucks. I went through the trouble of lining up the prices to make it easier to read and it just completely ignored that.
#178 to #177 - curses
Reply -4
(05/16/2013) [-]
Rip off prices right there. Oh wait is this one of those retarded movie theaters where you can't bring in your own candy? :/ Because that's retarded.

In Sweden the prices are much more fair even if you buy it inside the movie theater. You could still just go around the corner for most of the movies to get far better candy.
#200 to #178 - LaBarata
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(05/16/2013) [-]
#180 to #178 - articulate
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
You're not allowed to bring outside food into theaters here because then they lose business. This is also why their prices are so high because since if you want to eat while watching their movie you have to buy their food so they can charge whatever they want. It's like a mini monopoly.
#185 to #180 - drewsky
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
I bring my own **** anyway.
I bring my own **** anyway.
#189 to #185 - articulate
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
Who doesn't.
#190 to #189 - drewsky
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
Nice reaction pic.

Well played.
#184 to #180 - curses
Reply -4
(05/16/2013) [-]
Yea because selling out movie ticket to like Iron man for 3-4 weeks in a row isn't enough for them right?

It's just their excuse to make more money. Much like how Gamestop does with Used game sales. It only profit a company that already get a **** ton of money for not doing much at all.

There are still people in Sweden that buy candy/pop corn/chips directly form the movie theater. So they would hardly lose anything on it.
#187 to #184 - drewsky
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
It's capitalism.
#192 to #187 - articulate
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
capitalISM with a capital ISM.
#193 to #192 - drewsky
Reply -1
(05/16/2013) [-]
Yeh.
#161 to #10 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#181 to #161 - articulate
Reply -3
(05/16/2013) [-]
"In Sweden the prices are much more fair" (Curse #178). He is not retarded, just Swedish.
#186 to #181 - drewsky
Reply -2
(05/16/2013) [-]
He's retarded for taking a 4Chin post seriously.
#194 to #186 - vondraco
Reply +3
(05/16/2013) [-]
Damn, I can never take those posts seriously...
#195 to #194 - drewsky
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
#5 - axb
Reply +191
(05/15/2013) [-]
See, it's bitches like this that get on my nerves. He was clearly a god among men, and the fact that he even graced her with his presence should make her feel privileged. But no, she wanted more. She didn't deserve a second date anyway.
#2 - RabbidRabbits
Reply +146
(05/15/2013) [-]
hfw "well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food"
hfw "well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food"
#11 - paarskwadraat
Reply +116
(05/15/2013) [-]
>MFW generated discription
#17 to #11 - bjluvrr
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#137 to #11 - xozonex
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#163 to #11 - jeej
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(05/16/2013) [-]
wet to the ticket
#27 to #11 - moorbs
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#28 to #11 - beerterror
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#29 - kneehumper
Reply +97
(05/15/2013) [-]
Man this is why I hate girls, what a friendzoning bitch
#106 to #29 - gktubr
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
"Girls are so hard to understand"
#14 - bitchplzzz
Reply +45
(05/15/2013) [-]
i have a hard time understanding this ****
i have a hard time understanding this ****
#15 to #14 - themastertroller
Reply +72
(05/15/2013) [-]
the point is he acted like a complete douche to the girl and her dad. it's supposed to confuse the reader because it has no direct joke to it
#16 to #15 - bitchplzzz
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(05/15/2013) [-]
#45 to #15 - eresys
Reply +4
(05/15/2013) [-]
True, or you can look at it that this is how a girl would ask a guy on a date. At least this is what the girl expects.
#165 to #15 - SuperSixONE
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
OOOOOHHHHH. I thought it was that he was acting like a girl would on a date.
#68 - thatsimple
Reply +66
(05/16/2013) [-]
Everyone seems to think he's funny but all I feel is anger
Everyone seems to think he's funny but all I feel is anger
#70 to #68 - thewasteland ONLINE
Reply +11
(05/16/2013) [-]
All i know is rage after reading the content!
#104 to #70 - Schwarzenegger
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(05/16/2013) [-]
#1 - deathcampforjewtie
Reply +63
(05/15/2013) [-]
"she must not like movies"
"she must not like movies"
#116 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
Thing is I think this story is from that man one the left...
#41 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +53
(05/15/2013) [-]
#102 to #41 - Durp
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
And that is why you bring your own food and drink.
#61 to #41 - arsyro
Reply +4
(05/15/2013) [-]
i think your decimal is one place forward from where it should be
#80 to #61 - cormy
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
But... I don't have any milis, only cents!
#175 to #80 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
Does forward mean left or right in this context?
#176 to #175 - cormy
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
I have no idea, I'm thinking left if he's actually trying to correct it =\
I was also confused by his comment about "forward".
If you think about the way we write, from left to right, then forwards is to the right...
In which case we're takling 897.50$
#205 to #176 - arsyro
Reply 0
(05/18/2013) [-]
yes thats what i mean
#95 - tastycrisps
Reply +26
(05/16/2013) [-]
**** this guy, I know it's a joke but just...   
   
just **** him
**** this guy, I know it's a joke but just...

just **** him