Russians. The only language where you can chuck randomly use pancake in a sentence and it makes perfect sense.. Fatah Hill! -1' I{ l_ |} a' tas: : anguila fatte These are Not the tags You looking for
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User avatar #2 - thefallenmushroom (05/15/2013) [-]
For pancake, we pronounce an extra "ee" at the end, just so we can tell the difference.
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#7 to #4 - shinycharizard (05/15/2013) [-]
Bitch, suck my dick.    
   
I swear, Russian is full of a near infinite number of curses. I love it.
Bitch, suck my dick.

I swear, Russian is full of a near infinite number of curses. I love it.
#79 to #7 - xpeh (05/16/2013) [-]
Can confirm. I'm Russian and half of my vocabulary consists of swear words.
User avatar #13 to #7 - tenfinnvo (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope. What he said is "Сука нахуй блять", which is just some offensive vords that do not make any phase. That would literally mean "Bitch on dick **** "
User avatar #17 to #13 - shinycharizard (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but for some reason I read that as, "Сука sasuy huy блять."

Sorry, I forgot how to write in Russian, but I can still speak and read it.
User avatar #14 to #2 - tenfinnvo (05/15/2013) [-]
I find this not legit. Because there is no difference between блин as a pankake and as a swear.
User avatar #49 to #2 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Well... it's more about the situation


why would you say "Grandma please make me a damn."
#80 to #2 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Pancakee?
#82 to #2 - ventriloquist (05/16/2013) [-]
not a singular pancake!
#83 to #82 - ventriloquist (05/16/2013) [-]
also its not **** its more like friggin.
#12 to #2 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
that makes it plural, as in pancakes
#32 - homicidalherpes (05/16/2013) [-]
On Eve Online, I've learned that Russians (or at least space obsessed Russians) are absolutely in love with anal. Seriously, all of their conversations incorporate it.
#3 - djequalizee (05/15/2013) [-]
**** you, Germany. **** you and your unnecessary system of the word "the"
#37 to #3 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
they are called definite articles
User avatar #38 to #3 - bestminionever (05/16/2013) [-]
What about "ein" and "eine?"
User avatar #47 to #3 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Russian does not have the word "the"

It does not exist in the language.
User avatar #48 to #47 - djequalizee (05/16/2013) [-]
Well when you think about it it has no actual meaning in the first place
User avatar #50 to #48 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
It really doesn't.
User avatar #52 to #50 - djequalizee (05/16/2013) [-]
Wow, seriously, it's just a filler. You can say anything you want without using "the" and still get the message across. It just sounds weird because we're so used to it.
User avatar #53 to #52 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
All Latin influenced languages have it.

Well, I may be forgetting one but yeah.
#81 to #3 - niggerballs (05/16/2013) [-]
Dem, den. I swear it's ******* ridiculous.
#90 to #3 - WolfRider (05/16/2013) [-]
forgot a few
#5 to #3 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
You spelled precisely wrong.
User avatar #6 to #5 - djequalizee (05/15/2013) [-]
Actually i think the word you were looking for is "precise."
User avatar #8 to #6 - desmondaltairezio (05/15/2013) [-]
and where is it suppose to go?
User avatar #9 to #8 - djequalizee (05/15/2013) [-]
Where unnecessary is, i'm guessing.
User avatar #10 to #9 - PIPExDAD (05/15/2013) [-]
its for genders of objects
User avatar #11 to #10 - djequalizee (05/15/2013) [-]
I know, i take German. I just find it unnecessary.
User avatar #15 to #11 - basicargentinian (05/15/2013) [-]
Spanish, Italian and French also have gender versions of "the"
User avatar #97 to #15 - desmondaltairezio (05/17/2013) [-]
so
everyone has an appendix
that doesnt make it necessary
User avatar #98 to #97 - basicargentinian (05/17/2013) [-]
the appendix is a useless vestige left there by evolution

Our "the" informs of the gender, not useless.
User avatar #99 to #98 - desmondaltairezio (05/17/2013) [-]
i didnt say useless did i?
i said it was not necessary
big difference
User avatar #100 to #99 - basicargentinian (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah, but you where comparing something useless to something usefull, while cualifying them both as unnecessary, that's a falaced argument.
#30 to #15 - dontread (05/16/2013) [-]
and the italians have some kinda secret "must use always" contract with their the's
User avatar #54 to #30 - basicargentinian (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
#96 to #54 - dontread (05/17/2013) [-]
they never miss an opportunity to use the
#41 to #11 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
You're wrong.
User avatar #42 to #41 - djequalizee (05/16/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #29 to #3 - greengreg (05/16/2013) [-]
German has so many words for "the" because the article declines into different grammatical cases, which we don't really have in English. For example, in languages like Greek, Ό, Του, Τω, Τον, Ώ, Οί, Τοις, Τους, and Των all mean "The". (And those are only the masculine forms.) Declension actually occurs in many if not most Indo-European languages, but native English speakers don't realize it.
#40 to #3 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
der, die, das, den, dem, des....
User avatar #16 to #3 - arandomanon (05/15/2013) [-]
Spanish:
Él
La
Lo
Las
Los
All of them mean "the".
User avatar #27 to #16 - arandomanon (05/16/2013) [-]
I find amusing how I'm being thumbed down for no reason because what I stated is true.
User avatar #92 to #65 - arandomanon (05/16/2013) [-]
True. My bad
User avatar #18 to #16 - imakejewburgers (05/15/2013) [-]
When is lo used as the? I'm not very good at spanish. I thought lo was just it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - arandomanon (05/15/2013) [-]
"It" is "ello" not "lo". "Lo" is a neutral gender article wich is used when you want to substantivate an adjetive. For example, "this is the best" would be "ésto es lo mejor". "Lo" can be also used as pronoun.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ancano ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
ello is he
not it
I can't emphasize that enough.
there is no article for it, there are objects though, such as lo.

ello me llama
can only mean he called me

me llama
can mean either he called me, or it called me.
#24 to #20 - arandomanon (05/16/2013) [-]
You gonna teach me Spanish man? For real? I'm Spanish and "Ello" is not "he" idiot. "Él" is "he". Go try teach when you know what you're talking about retard. Go ask whoever if you don't believe me. "Ello" is "it".
User avatar #56 to #20 - basicargentinian (05/16/2013) [-]
a)you messed up translations
"ello" / "eso" (same thing, diferent dialicts) are spanish for "that"
ello me llama can only translate to "it calls me"

b)You messed up the verb tense
"me llama" is presnt, it translates "he calls me"
"he called me" translates to "el me llamo", where you can leave out the "el".
User avatar #22 to #20 - polifemo (05/16/2013) [-]
actually "el" is he and "él" is a pronoum as example " el perro se cagó en mi sala, con él estava el hijueputa pajaro"
User avatar #34 to #22 - kakariko (05/16/2013) [-]
No.

"Él" is "He" and "el" is for male objects.
User avatar #26 to #22 - arandomanon (05/16/2013) [-]
You used correctly your example but your explanation is wrong. "Él" is "he" and "el" is "the" for male objects.
User avatar #94 to #26 - polifemo (05/16/2013) [-]
sorry but "él" is a pronoun as the way you can replace it in place of a noun
User avatar #95 to #94 - arandomanon (05/16/2013) [-]
it's also "he" lol
#21 to #3 - buttholee (05/16/2013) [-]
In french: Le, La, Les all mean the   
   
Masculine, Feminine, and Plural    
   
   
Source: 9 years of straight C french
In french: Le, La, Les all mean the

Masculine, Feminine, and Plural


Source: 9 years of straight C french
#44 to #21 - herpderpherpity ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
the german case is slightly harder though because "die" is both plural and neutral (the third case of "the" in german that french doesn't have)
User avatar #74 to #44 - srskate (05/16/2013) [-]
ha, and der is feminine in the dative case.
User avatar #31 to #21 - tubaplayah (05/16/2013) [-]
I am scraping by right now in french. I think if I wasnt forced to learn it I would enjoy it more
User avatar #28 to #21 - IrishAssassin (05/16/2013) [-]
You managed to get Cs? You must be a genius! I've gotten 1 A in French ever in 5 years. Almost entirely Ds.
#43 - twofreegerbils (05/16/2013) [-]
Yay russia
User avatar #86 to #43 - Hreidmar (05/16/2013) [-]
In all fairness, the English equivalent of that word would be 'Negro' which is significantly less offensive. Russians also have ' ****** (pronounced knee-ger)' which... well, I think you can guess what it means.
User avatar #91 to #86 - TigerShark (05/16/2013) [-]
in certain areas of the country black people find it much more offensive to be called negro
User avatar #51 to #43 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
You can say it on tv there.
User avatar #36 - dafuqijustpost (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm Russian and all I can say is that Google Translate isn't good translating Russian slang into English
User avatar #73 to #36 - PgFalcon (05/16/2013) [-]
Got an example, comrade?
#23 - skiskate (05/16/2013) [-]
This is why i love google translate
User avatar #64 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
tie - a collar for men, to make a knot, to finish a competition with the same score as another competitor... but no, only russians have multiple meanings for words, right?
User avatar #68 to #64 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Now those are good examples.

The previous ones sucked.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
there's also bow, the ribbon made to make presents look even more wonderful, the position your butler and your dog will most please you with, and every 12 year old girl's favourite weapon since the Brave/Hunger Games combo...
User avatar #70 to #69 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Good of you to bring these up, but I have not once said that Russian is the only language that has these types of words.

I only tried to explain why google translate made the mistake before people began getting butthurt.
User avatar #71 to #70 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
...meh, I'm not really fannyflustered. I just like homonyms.
User avatar #72 to #71 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Very well then.
#25 - coionel (05/16/2013) [-]
the second one doesn't actually make sense. its just google translate translating badly
User avatar #35 to #25 - multiskin (05/16/2013) [-]
of course it does, it's like a bro asking another bro where he is ******* with his gf/bf
"sorry dude, I can't talk right now"
"why?"
"my gf will me here in 15 minutes, and we will **** till the sun rises"
"hmmm, where are you ******* ? y'know, your father is home this weekend"
etc.. etc... etc...
User avatar #89 to #33 - youcame (05/16/2013) [-]
thats a flapjack
#88 - trolololer (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm Russian, and I don't understand why this is funny. It's just a colloquial expression, which happens to use the same word for "pancake". Don't make such a big deal out of it and keep living the rest of your life.
#85 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Glorious English master race
#75 - srskate (05/16/2013) [-]
German!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #76 to #75 - heziahrm (05/16/2013) [-]
Gotta recognize the sex of those objects man. However, some of them make no sense. Such as "Das Madchen" which means "the girl" but Madchen is not feminen otherwise it would be "die". But "Der Kuli" which means "the pen" does make sense because pens are very masculine. You touch it and it extends.
User avatar #77 to #76 - srskate (05/16/2013) [-]
anything thing that ends in chen is, as my teacher likes to say, shorter, cuter, neuter.
I am Klauschen, little Klaus.

I ain't got **** on kuli though
User avatar #78 to #77 - srskate (05/16/2013) [-]
same thing with lein.
shorter, cuter, neuter
User avatar #87 to #78 - DoktorHax (05/16/2013) [-]
ah... so fraulein is cute lady. interdasting...
User avatar #84 to #78 - heziahrm (05/16/2013) [-]
That's a clever way to remember it. I'll keep that in mind
#1 - luddethebunny (05/15/2013) [-]
Made me lol
Made me lol
#46 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Где - Where   
Ты- You   
Блин- Pancake / damn   
   
   
Russian is full of words that sound and are written the same but mean different things in different content.   
   
Ручка- Pen / Hand / Door Handle   
   
There is no obvious reason for this but as we all know, languages do not just show up all at once. That's just how the language is and in my personal experience google translate is especially awful at translating to and from Russian.
Где - Where
Ты- You
Блин- Pancake / damn


Russian is full of words that sound and are written the same but mean different things in different content.

Ручка- Pen / Hand / Door Handle

There is no obvious reason for this but as we all know, languages do not just show up all at once. That's just how the language is and in my personal experience google translate is especially awful at translating to and from Russian.
#66 to #46 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Ruki as well, it's hands and homework
User avatar #67 to #66 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Руки и Уроки?
#55 to #46 - iliekmudkipza (05/16/2013) [-]
HOLD THE **** UP
does this mean english isn't the only language with words like their, there, and they're?
User avatar #63 to #55 - skydiving (05/16/2013) [-]
In french, "avocat" means avocado and lawyer.
User avatar #59 to #55 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
Good point, but.

Антон повернул дверную ручку использую свою ручку и за дверью нашол свою ручку.

Anton turned the door handle using his little hand and behind it he found his pen.

Google Translate

Anton turned the door handle using the pen and the door found her pen.
User avatar #61 to #59 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
исполюзуя*
User avatar #57 to #55 - desmondaltairezio (05/16/2013) [-]
and tear and tear, read and read, or lead and lead.
User avatar #60 to #57 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
they are written and pronounced the same
#58 to #57 - iliekmudkipza (05/16/2013) [-]
and meet and meet and here and hear
User avatar #62 to #58 - doctorque (05/16/2013) [-]
once more, they are pronounced EXACTLY the same while sharing the same spelling


the only way to distinguish them is to understand the context
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