Dear Satan.... Someone posted this on my Facebook so I thought I'd share. Where he got it from? I don't know.. THEE sts) REE AT If ALAIN! THEM. -.'EH iill tait  Satan dyslexic childre
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#36 to #4 - drewbee (05/16/2013) [-]
whats does it say underneath virgin souls?
whats does it say underneath virgin souls?
#41 to #36 - celestiusnexus (05/16/2013) [-]
AIDS gun...
#49 to #41 - gktubr (05/16/2013) [-]
I read anus gum.... Oh God
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#50 to #36 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
you see that mouse next to you? what i want you to do, is move it to the image, be carefully not to over shoot. right you got it? k now press that button on the left side whilst the curser is over the image. if you are retarded then be careful you may get your dick caught in the sealing fan.
User avatar #62 to #50 - meganinja (05/16/2013) [-]
he meant the handwriting was illegible.
#22 to #4 - maxsexington (05/15/2013) [-]
4chan wants the weirdest ****
#11 - djequalizee (05/15/2013) [-]
I'll send them some pentagrams. Kids like those right?
#35 to #11 - jdsalenger (05/16/2013) [-]
Kids love the Devil!
#5 - canadianguyeh (05/15/2013) [-]
When kids receive the presents.
When kids receive the presents.
User avatar #17 to #5 - potatochips ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
it's pronounced satine
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (05/15/2013) [-]
But I always send mail to Satan
User avatar #2 to #1 - yunablade (05/15/2013) [-]
And thats why you received coal each xmas.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sepheroth (05/15/2013) [-]
Then Satan is awesome! Because I always used that coal to break into my neighbors house to steal their Christmas presents, and they were awesome!
#20 to #2 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Aw, Satan just wants to keep the family warm for the winter.
User avatar #27 to #2 - Zaxplab (05/15/2013) [-]
You do? I always wind up with the heads of numerous goats and a chained-up virgin when I write to Satan.
#24 to #1 - toddingram (05/15/2013) [-]
You would Sephiroth. You would
User avatar #25 to #24 - sepheroth (05/15/2013) [-]
Geez, why do people keep confusing me with this guy?!?!
#34 - bowties (05/16/2013) [-]
MFW I see "Red Rieder Air Rifle"
MFW I see "Red Rieder Air Rifle"
User avatar #56 to #34 - heroicvenom (05/16/2013) [-]
you'll shoot your eye out kid
#44 to #32 - ieatglue (05/16/2013) [-]
sauce?
#54 to #32 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
I am really curious if this is real. TO GOOGLE.
#23 - advicedude (05/15/2013) [-]
mfw "red riedr"
#26 - raxmus (05/15/2013) [-]
I have dyslexia....
User avatar #29 to #26 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #45 to #26 - MasterZii (05/16/2013) [-]
Did you read it as

Dear Santa

.......etc.?
User avatar #48 to #45 - raxmus (05/16/2013) [-]
Yes dude, i've had dyslexia since i was 5 years old.
#37 to #26 - cough ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
I ahve dsylixea too....
I ahve dsylixea too....
#47 to #37 - samanthasfriend (05/16/2013) [-]
is he krill?
User avatar #75 to #37 - ahve (05/16/2013) [-]
I ahve it too
#71 to #37 - raxmus (05/16/2013) [-]
Come here bro...
#40 to #37 - zorororonoa (05/16/2013) [-]
Wh-what happened to him?
Wh-what happened to him?
#30 to #26 - sphinxe (05/16/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
#64 to #30 - mrdrpage (05/16/2013) [-]
*It's dnaerguos to go alnoe, taek tihs.*
*It's dnaerguos to go alnoe, taek tihs.*
#6 - commanderbunbun (05/15/2013) [-]
since when does satan have a floaty crowny thi-OOOOOHHHHHHH. the chatholics are right........magic IS evil!
User avatar #7 to #6 - commanderbunbun (05/15/2013) [-]
or satan is a pretty cool guy after all
#9 - robotekk ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Little ******* weren't dyslexic when it came to asking for **** .
#58 to #9 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
ig joe?
lgeo set?
you must be dyslexic, unless that was the joke......idk im just a north korean citizen
User avatar #59 to #58 - robotekk ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Actually I was trying to copy the top comment from when this was last reposted like a month ago. I guess they changed it or something.
#42 - killerblue (05/16/2013) [-]
MFW satan comes into your house from the fire heater and leaves presents under the pentagram for all the naughty boys and girls, while the good ones receive ashes from their burnt down house.
#57 - clockworkhearts (05/16/2013) [-]
Friendly neighborhood Luci
#33 - therealdoctor (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - flutterdashrainbow (05/15/2013) [-]
Millions of children unwittingly sell their soul to Satan every year in exchange for presents.
#43 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Sweet, I got a pogo stick!
Sweet, I got a pogo stick!
#60 to #43 - iliekmudkipza (05/16/2013) [-]
ITS PRONOUNCED SATEEN





ill show myself out
User avatar #12 - deathhardiv (05/15/2013) [-]
That's Baphomet
Not Satan
You fool
User avatar #13 to #12 - markowuzhere (05/15/2013) [-]
That's Wobbuffet
Not Satan
You fool
#19 to #12 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
But the Christian church decided to potray Satan this way purely because of pagan deities such as Baphomet, Pan, etc. It's just more spit in the face of pagans and an attempt to potray paganism as "evil" (and it worked).
#51 - jaykombatyo (05/16/2013) [-]
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#72 - majortomcomics (05/16/2013) [-]
SPEAKING OF G.I. JOE Sorry guys I'm just excited because I just picked up a bunch of vintage G.I. Joe figures, including this glorious 			************		, Chuckles. I got 1985 Airtight, too. Nobody cares.
SPEAKING OF G.I. JOE Sorry guys I'm just excited because I just picked up a bunch of vintage G.I. Joe figures, including this glorious ************ , Chuckles. I got 1985 Airtight, too. Nobody cares.
#73 to #72 - majortomcomics (05/16/2013) [-]
Here is a picture of the figure. Yes he is a G.I. Joe. Yes he is wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt. His name is Chuckles. Look it up.
#61 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
I have sex daily... I mean dyslexia
#76 to #61 - charliechambers (05/16/2013) [-]
Thanks, Satan!
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