Scotland. . ill] SCOTLAND WE HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING, BECAUSE all WILL Bil TU SIT GI THE MOUNTAINS AND WATCH THE ENGLISH BROWN’ scotland is better then England
x
Click to expand

Comments(106):

[ 106 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#6 - lolfire (05/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #99 to #94 - vycanismajoris (05/16/2013) [-]
you made an account just to post "hi felixjarl" ever tim? dayum.
User avatar #29 to #5 - Petroleum ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
He should be holding a viola.
User avatar #69 to #5 - kyrozor ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Bagpipes are amazing.
User avatar #51 to #5 - mamaluweegee (05/15/2013) [-]
I'd steal the money. I ******* love the bagpipes.
#15 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Scotland hates England, England is virtually unaware, Wales is too busy shagging sheep to notice, Northern Ireland is too drunk to care, and The Republic of Ireland is piss drunk mad at the UK, despite the fact that only the IRA cares about Northern Ireland being part of the UK.
User avatar #95 to #15 - lecherouslad (05/16/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
we shall soon see if the IRA are the only ones!
User avatar #97 to #15 - lecherouslad (05/16/2013) [-]
That oversimplification makes my fecking sphincter Itch! You're basically pretending England has done nothing wrong.
User avatar #101 to #97 - heartlessrobot (05/16/2013) [-]
Never said that. My schooling system is horrible when it comes to teaching us about other countries. In fact, we only ever learn about American History. It pisses me off.
User avatar #107 to #101 - lecherouslad (05/19/2013) [-]
Don't worry, your ignorance entertains me.
User avatar #102 to #101 - heartlessrobot (05/16/2013) [-]
So yeah, I don't know **** about most of what other countries do.
User avatar #59 to #15 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
we are fully aware they hate us, we're just too busy hating the Germans and the french
User avatar #63 to #15 - BenniEGHR (05/16/2013) [-]
England hates France, France hates England, Wales hates England, Republic or Ireland gates England, Northern Ireland Hates England, Scotland Hates England but here is the thing. The English had Wales, Ireland and a bit of France at the same time, but as soon as Scotland came into the mix BAM, most powerful nation in the world that owned half of the world...
#37 to #15 - Rascal (05/15/2013) [-]
We know they hate us, we just don't care all that much.
#11 - vilememory (05/15/2013) [-]
My you Scottish are a contentious bunch.
My you Scottish are a contentious bunch.
#36 to #11 - scottishperson (05/15/2013) [-]
I...I'm oddly hurt.
User avatar #12 to #11 - paronix ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
**** you that's untrue you burbling bag of baby **** .


I hope they get the joke
User avatar #75 to #28 - paronix ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
#23 - boxdweller ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Scotlandfag here, let me clear this up: We don't hate England. It's, for the most part, and exaggerated joke about all the old hostilities. IIRC, a recent poll shown that the majority of Scots would rather remain part of the United Kingdom.
#43 to #23 - Rascal (05/15/2013) [-]
When I went to London I mentioned to some people there that I had relatives in Scotland. From that point forward they treated me poorly.
User avatar #55 to #43 - BenniEGHR (05/16/2013) [-]
maybe it was because you were in London and wore a shirt saying " ******* "?
#65 to #55 - Rascal (05/16/2013) [-]
If a white person went to London wearing a shirt that said " ******* " then he'd be thrown in prison.

The UK tolerates bad behavior from everyone, except white people.
#27 to #23 - Rascal (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah sure. Remain in the UK where Scotland basically subsidize the English with us paying out more money than we get back. Sure stay in a union where our budget is decided by another country who has a parliament that is voted in by someone other than ourselves. You think we get a say in who is voted in? Well if you look at the numbers, we haven't made any difference in any of the elections on who gets voted into Westminster.Also, did you know that if you are in st.Andrews and you look out onto the water, you are actually looking at English sea? **** those Tory toffs and their ****** policies, raping Scotland for everything its got. Now a bedroom tax you say? hmm sounds exactly like a poll tax to me. I want a Scotland ruled by its own people for its own people.
#39 to #27 - awkwardjew (05/15/2013) [-]
Someone clearly doesn't know what they're talking about, first of realise that it was estimated the UK was or still is in over a £1 trillion in debt and we're all paying for it England, Wales and N.Ireland. However our government would rather waste money on renewable energy like windfarms that explode when there is wind and dont run at all when there isn't any it also takes around 210 of the damn things to power 100,000 home so thats most of Scotland's budget gone and now we have no power. Then the fact we have no financial plans at all and we have to join the euro if we go independent which is also run and set by countries like france and germany. Also its the northern sea, there is no such thing as an English Sea.
#104 to #39 - Rascal (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't know? i mean english water actually. Easily explained through looking up scottish oil (if you actually care and are not just a blind unionist). We have power. Somewhat in oil yes. Also, scrapping trident would save us soo much money in the long run, enough to last a long enough time to get our renewable energy sector up and running properly as scotland is in an ideal place for wind and tidal energy. Thinking renewables are just a waste is totally retarded and short sighted. We are financially better off without the rest of the UK and we don't need to join the euro as our country making its own currency, granted it will be hard at first, could be one of the strongest. As far as British companieses owning the oil goes, do you honestly think they wouldnt have to pay to drill in our waters?
#105 to #104 - awkwardjew (05/16/2013) [-]
The english dont own any water though or any sea, england is part of the UK as are we it would be British waters (granted British has come to be known as just English and English as British) there could be a huge legal battle over the oil if they now suddenly have to pay I think the companies would fight it. I know Alex Salmond wants no nuclear deterrent which I think is a good idea and would love to but can we really do that I mean in this current world is it the smartest move although it could lead to other countries doing the same. I cant get behind the renewable energires because they're so inefficient just now, the amount of wind turbines would destroy our scenery and one of our main tourist attractions/income and I dont think there is any working wave power just now, I think our best bet was nuclear power but the plants are being decommissioned.
User avatar #60 to #27 - BenniEGHR (05/16/2013) [-]
how would Scotland survive on its own? it has no natural resources that cannot be bought cheaper elsewhere. The oil in the north sea is owned by British companies, so Scotland leaving Britain would mean Scotland does not get benefit from the oil trade.
#50 to #23 - jdsalenger (05/15/2013) [-]
Scotlandfairy ere M8ity, lut may clear dees up: Wey dan't ate Eng-land! Eet's, fur thuh moosest part, and exaggerated joke bout all the old hostilities! IIRC, eh recent pull shoown thaat thuh majority of Scots wood ra-thuh remane part of thuh Nited Keeng-dum!
User avatar #34 to #23 - ctenop (05/15/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly....I have a few scottish mates, and none of them have ever said anything bad about the English....apart from the way we attempt to spell Edinburgh
#26 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
that man is comedy




OFFENSIVE comedy at that which makes him all the more awesome
#45 - skinless (05/15/2013) [-]
mfw im american and seeing these comments
mfw im american and seeing these comments
User avatar #81 to #21 - mummyslittlebitch (05/16/2013) [-]
*shyte
#4 - schrodngrscat (05/15/2013) [-]
*******		 love that man
******* love that man
#24 to #4 - friedchickenman (05/15/2013) [-]
That was 'Famous Last Words' wasn't it?
#49 to #24 - schrodngrscat (05/15/2013) [-]
Yup
User avatar #88 - johnnybtrollin (05/16/2013) [-]
Scotland:
Pros: Hates the English.
Cons: Hates everyone else.
#22 - trollolololgabe (05/15/2013) [-]
Mfw im an American and see the comment section...
Mfw im an American and see the comment section...
#93 - iggyblanco (05/16/2013) [-]
Judging by history, its more likely taht the English will take the highlands and push the Scots into the water.
Judging by history, its more likely taht the English will take the highlands and push the Scots into the water.
#84 - shedrule (05/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33 - icametocomment (05/15/2013) [-]
I had to do a project on Scotland for a Human Geography class once. The fact that they have a freaking unicorn for a national animal just makes them even more awesome.
User avatar #72 to #33 - scottishladd (05/16/2013) [-]
**** yeah.
#76 - alexhill (05/16/2013) [-]
Now time for the generic - ' 			****		 Yeah Scotland '
Now time for the generic - ' **** Yeah Scotland '
#64 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
all WILL Bil TU SIT GI THE MOUNTAINS
AND WATCH THE ENGLISH BROWN’
User avatar #77 to #74 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
I have a feeling you thought this was completely random.

Try looking at the description.
#78 to #77 - conagheraxe (05/16/2013) [-]
God damn why are all of the descriptions like that?
#79 to #78 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
I believe FJ has some kind of new little doohickey that reads the content and tries to type out what it says.

It's kinda like Transcribe Audio on YouTube, except usually less funny.
#70 to #64 - Rascal (05/16/2013) [-]
AND WATCH THE ENGLISH BROWN

That can only mean one thing....

FAT BEN'S POOP IS GOING TO FLOOD THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
0
#92 to #70 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 - mrkickasscomedy (05/15/2013) [-]
yay im albanian
#86 - bdowns (05/16/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Play fighting **
[ 106 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)