McDisasters 22: Jesse, We Need To Cook. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I don't mind OCD people for their cleaning skills out of a fast pa
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McDisasters 22: Jesse, We Need To Cook

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I don't mind OCD people for their cleaning skills out of a fast paced environment. But put an alcoholic OCD 26 year old in a McDonald grill, and there's going to be problems. This guy would literally open the freezer to hide his face while he took pulls off his hip flask! He did ok during slow times, but any rush, and his lack of speed became an instant issue. Enjoy the read, Funny Junk! and if you don't like the story, leave a comment and I will give you a thumb anyways!

PART 7 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/

PART 12 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4550919/McDisasters+12+AutoWash/

PART 13 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

PART 20 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4582475/McDisasters+20+Got+Lucky/

PART21

comanderspy and masterchiefawesome honorable mention

later
knower guy replacing kitty
consists on working grill
ttry to pull rank
ccan' t keep anyone out
kfine, **** it
like a ************
aalso a raging alcoholic
shrinks on breaks
shrinks in grill
shrinks while drinking
creeps his **** together
kirill is cleanest it has ever been
eeverything is fully stocked
knot a crumb or grease splatter to be seen
sandwich maker
swipes the table after every sandwich
tiimes hurting a little
yhave to force him to cook one day
smaking sandwiches
making meat
strains every burger for 5 seconds before
traying it
wlecome annoyed
yhe' s sneaking sips from a flask when he thinks
i' m not looking
ihope to improve times by making him cook
cook than sandwich maker
twerking at
stropping a little shredded lettuce and some
onions while making one order
knotice he' s itching to wipe down the table
ttell him to concentrate on making meat
skeep working, making sandwiches
ggo to drop buns in toaster
ddude runs over and wipes table down
ddoes not dry it
pstart assembling double cheeseburgers
sticks to the wet table
thears as i try to pull it down
ibun flips over
Ionians, pickle, mustard and ketchup all over
the table
gguy flinches like i took a swing at him
ttell him that' s why we don' t wipe table during
lunch rush
zbrush it all on the floor
gguy flinches again
ttell him to man up
yhe starts saying he' s not feeling well
tthe heat from the grill is making him dizzy and
queezy
soco. com
skeep at it for a while
goes even slower
creeps complaining that he' s sick
around like a drunk
astards leaning on the grill
synaps his head back
of puke right on the grill
what the **** man?! get to the bathroom right
fgets to the table
starns left
into my 3/ 4 full waste can
amother ****** ...
stakes the waste can with him to the restroom
stakes 45 minutes in there
ain the intere, i' m left to my table, clean
a grill and still make food for ravenous
customers
shoudl have shut the grill down
said just clean as you go
the frying puke into the grease traps
like a dumpster fire behind a PF Changs
frighting not to add to the pile
aat least none got on the floor
wwould have had to pull out the grill
tthese bitches weigh over 250 lbs
kirill is cleaned, start dropping as much meat as i
can
crooking and making sandwiches myself
feaster than when i have ocd in the grill
vwhen ocd makes it back to the grill, says sorry
man, something got to me
ttell him to stand at the bun station
yhis least favorite place
scrum's everywhere
twerking furiously while he drops buns
Tories to every crumb that comes out
Finally lose patience
ttell manager to get him out of my grill before i
strangle him
goes to the fry station
ahas a heart attack over the loose salt
dissmissed from fries, sent to the coiner
ccan' t get over the tray liners not being
centered on the trays
yyou gotta be ******* kidding me...
dsent to back cash
mdoing dishes
ddon' t hear from him the rest of the day
bonerman the grill
skeep my times down
tries to come back
relaxe at him until he slinks away
phucker never offered me any whiskey
knever allowed in the grill when i' m working
...
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#58 - enamis (05/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I swear to ******* god OP, if the very last chapter of this says "I live in a pineapple under the sea" I will ******* find you, and I will kill you
#18 - eatchickendaily (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
[drinks internally]
#49 - qazsa (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What was this cheeky little ****** doing out of place.
#35 - holler (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ocd at the bun station
ocd at the bun station
#11 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
it kind of bothers me that on every one of these posts several people will say ``see you on the front page``. I mean what is the point of those comments. Its really obvious that it will get to front page i mean we all know it will.
#126 - kungfujesusx (05/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Petition to change the title to "tales from the Mccrypt"
User avatar #78 - brenton (05/15/2013) [-]
>Former server at Japanese steakhouse
>Pothead cook at the kitchen grill in the back for to-go orders
>Handles 15 meals on one half-sized grill, no problem, speedygonzalez.fotografía
>Smokes on breaks
>Boss catches him, orders random drug testing
>Stops smoking, doesn't want to get fired
>Starts ******* everything up and panicking during Friday dinner rush
>Boss: "What the **** is wrong with you today?"
>Cook: "The weed kept me calm. I can't concentrate like this."
>Boss: "... You are no longer subject to random drug testing."
>Never notice a single mistake again
User avatar #67 - Lambda (05/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
***** let me get this straight: He puked on the grill, and then you guys just scraped it off and kept cooking burgers on there?
#25 - pineapplepeople (05/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So I like your stories man, but your getting a little ridiculous with the "statement.joke". It's funny but don't get too redundant. Just my two cents.

PS: never eating Mickey D's again.
#166 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This stuff is so made up and ridiculous. There is absolutely no way in which 23 of these events have happened at the same mcdonalds while the OP is workign there.

This kid is probably 15, writing whatever the hell he likes, and y'all are liking it? The comedy is so puerile I feel embarrassed.

Is this what FunnyJunk has come degenerated to? A bunch of 15 year old children?
User avatar #169 to #166 - HarvietheDinkle (05/15/2013) [-]
people like reading stories, fiction or not.

meanwhile, you're wasting your time complaining to make yourself feel better.

Now who's the degenerate?
#93 - koalasonfire (05/15/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Dumping
User avatar #4 - quidmaster (05/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Your stories get crazier each time you post them.
I love a good crazy story, keeps me happy.
User avatar #7 to #4 - sirbrentcoe (05/15/2013) [-]
i thought this was one of the tamer ones considering the people blowing the trashcan up like it's a port-a-potty at a construction site...
#176 - pappathethird (05/15/2013) [-]
op's fw
op's fw
User avatar #167 - cakezs (05/15/2013) [-]
I ******* love the line that's in every McDisaster that has random website and file extensions following it
#152 - matthewboss (05/15/2013) [-]
I hate these, I don't thumb down, just cringe
User avatar #10 - zenjion (05/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i feel sorry for the customers. how can you stand the smell of fried vomit and still eat your meal?
User avatar #15 - hollyisthebest (05/15/2013) [-]
Can't believe I got to one of these stories before it went front page!
Love your stories, man
#6 - linktheherooftime (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't think I could work in the Fast Food industry.  How did you even manage to last as long as you did anyway?
I don't think I could work in the Fast Food industry. How did you even manage to last as long as you did anyway?
#154 - xxxgnipsxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
Eh this one definitely wasn't as entertaining as the others.
User avatar #136 - buttholee (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HOW ARE YOU NOT MANAGER YET?
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