365 Days to study. . Teacher: Why did you not study? Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays. there are only 313 days left. There Teacher student fuck yea ol gregg
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#16 - samoaspider (05/15/2013) [-]
"After taking away 52 Sundays"    
   
Dude, I do all my work on Sunday evenings, because the last moment pressure will always will (motitvate) force me to do 			****		.
"After taking away 52 Sundays"

Dude, I do all my work on Sunday evenings, because the last moment pressure will always will (motitvate) force me to do **** .
User avatar #156 to #16 - blahblarg (05/15/2013) [-]
Some people consider Sunday the "Day of rest"
User avatar #25 to #16 - lyiat ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Could be a Catholic or Jewish school. "No work on the Sabbath" and all that.
#196 to #16 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
There's always during school
User avatar #51 to #16 - bouya (05/15/2013) [-]
Amen to that
User avatar #20 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
that last moment pressure is pretty much the only way I get **** done.
#68 - tuckthisphit (05/15/2013) [-]
What if your birthday is in summer ?
#72 to #68 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
365 days you ******* moron hurr durr even op knew that
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#121 to #91 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh **** i remember these guys anyone know what that site is called?
User avatar #123 to #121 - flifli (05/15/2013) [-]
forgot to log in
User avatar #195 to #123 - gothiczombie (05/15/2013) [-]
youtube eddsworld
#130 to #123 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
edds world BTW: R.I.P edd.........damn cancer
#3 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
why did you not study?

because funnyjunk
User avatar #177 to #3 - sheoqorath (05/15/2013) [-]
Have any idea who you are, WHO YA TRULY ARE!!?
#110 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/15/2013) [-]
This is completely retarded. They put things in the wrong order; You do things during summer, church doesn't take up an entire day, unless you're an idiot you know how to multitask, and etc. This person obviously spent all of his study time coming up for some 			********		 explanation that makes no sense at all for a question that probably wasn't actually answered that way.   
0/10 would not recommend to friends or family.
This is completely retarded. They put things in the wrong order; You do things during summer, church doesn't take up an entire day, unless you're an idiot you know how to multitask, and etc. This person obviously spent all of his study time coming up for some ******** explanation that makes no sense at all for a question that probably wasn't actually answered that way.
0/10 would not recommend to friends or family.
User avatar #9 - DanielOmg (05/15/2013) [-]
This guy needs to ******* study. His maths makes no sense. He took out holidays, which include sundays, after sundays, meaning he counts those sundays in the holidays twice. He does this for multiple ******* things. Dumbass.
User avatar #81 to #9 - cakezs (05/15/2013) [-]
Technically the holidays could be Christmas/spring break etc. And other days like Labor Day and what not. I'm sure there's at least 40 days of that excluding Sundays
#147 to #9 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
We also sleep on Mondays. (I don't know if he took this into recognition or not)
User avatar #192 to #9 - trollolololgabe (05/15/2013) [-]
400 YAY
#206 to #192 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
No.
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#179 to #9 - weemando (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna thumb you up so you can get 365 thumbs because relevant number.
User avatar #209 to #179 - DanielOmg (05/16/2013) [-]
Why the **** did this get 467 thumbs?
#211 to #209 - weemando (05/16/2013) [-]
YOU FOOLS
#13 to #9 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
That's the catch, falacy math to make a joke.
How did you get so many thumbs?
A few posts ago, half FJ was bragging about having 130+ IQ. Here, they're unable to understand a simple math joke.
You're all pretty stupid, you know that?
User avatar #138 to #13 - crampers (05/15/2013) [-]
seems to me we need to use more days to study, that puts on in -57 days we live for
#27 to #13 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
80% of people believe they are above average... thus proving they don't understand what average is and, therefore, are definitely not above average
#29 to #27 - HypoLast (05/15/2013) [-]
Average has nothing to do with how many things in the set are above or below it. For example in the set of numbers (10, 10, 10, 10, 5) 80% of the numbers are above the average (9). lrn2mth
Average has nothing to do with how many things in the set are above or below it. For example in the set of numbers (10, 10, 10, 10, 5) 80% of the numbers are above the average (9). lrn2mth
#37 to #29 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
everyone believes they are above average

we are all ordinary
#200 to #29 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
alright listen here ******** , IQ tests are based on a bell curve, so that exactly 1/2 of the people are above it and 1/2 of the people are below it. They then assign this to be 100. This value is called the "mean" of the values or the average. Before getting all pissy and bragging about you can do 2nd grade math, learn all the definitions of the word "average"
#205 to #200 - HypoLast (05/16/2013) [-]
Mean and average are completely different things, and and that bell curve you're talking about creates gives us values based on a percentile. The definition of average I stated is correct. Please check your facts before calling someone a " ******** ", also grow a pair and log in to reply.
#132 to #29 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
In a normally distributed population, that's exactly what it is.
User avatar #197 to #27 - infiniteduress (05/15/2013) [-]
another fallacy, they can understand what average is they simply don't know what their relationship to the average is
#21 to #13 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
op is unfunny
User avatar #210 to #21 - DanielOmg (05/16/2013) [-]
I agree. I raged and got thumbs. What?
#208 to #13 - bigmanblue (05/16/2013) [-]
i know/knew it was a joke
but incorect maths bugs me
#146 to #13 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Wow call me slow, but i never saw the joke that way.
User avatar #134 to #13 - maxismahname (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't think that's the joke, but I guess it would be funnier if that WAS the joke
User avatar #71 - schneidend (05/15/2013) [-]
************ just took 40 days out of the equation for "holidays." ******** . Immediate detention. Ten points from Gryffindor.
#202 to #71 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
He's legally MARRIED
#28 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
His equation is wrong on so many levels.
He subtraction depends every time on 365 days (like 365 * 8h of sleep) , even he already subtract the Sundays and holidays.
And what is ******* wrong with study on a Sunday.
#32 to #28 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
His subtraction...
User avatar #33 to #28 - whiplasher (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh man, I love that magazine!
#52 to #28 - jiltist ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Most glaring one I saw was "[that leaves 141 days ... if we take one hour a day to fool around, there goes 15 more days.]" 141*1=141 ; 141/24 =/= 15.
#201 to #28 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Used the videos if the REAL WIFE TO CREATE THE FUNNIES/ MAKE PORN/ SCHEME/ ANIME ON HER $$$ BUILD FJ USING DIAMONDS/ WATCHERS. OOPS$$$$$$$$$$$
User avatar #140 - jewsburninindaoven (05/15/2013) [-]
Her reply would be, "If you studied you would be able to calculate that correctly."
#36 - xkmarcus (05/15/2013) [-]
Let's try make this a little bit more realistic, shall we?   
   
Ok, so he's correct about one thing, there are indeed 365 days in a year, now, let's not take away Sundays, because what the 			****		 does that have to do with anything? So we still have 365 days, let's also forget about summer, because the weather being too hot is no excuse. So, on to sleep, let's say 8 hours is the average, that's 121.6 days worth of hours, we are left with 243.4 days, or 5841.6 hours. Fooling around is not something that is necessary, but I dare say we will have plenty of time for that by the end of this. Let's lower our eating time to 1 hour a day, and that's being generous, and assuming there would be no overlap of eating and education, so  we're down to 233.6 days, or 5607.2 hours. Now, on to chatting with family and friends, I know this is FunnyJunk, but let's just assume that people do indeed have friends, so at one hour a day, that's 223.9 days, or 5376.6 hours, now, Exams and tests, the actual exams themselves will at most, take 1 day in a year, and the other 34 he's accounting for, is in fact studying time, so let's just -1 day from our time here. we're on 222.9 days, or 5352.6 hours. Now, for holidays, again, these are not reasons not to study, but let's just say they are, shall we? We'll give 2 weeks for Christmas, 1 week for Easter, and 8 weeks for Summer. So we're down 77 days, but hold on, we can't count everything above in those 77 days. So we'll have to re add some time, so all together now, we're at about 178.1 days, or 4274.6 hours. Now, one thing this guy has forgotten to add, is actual time in school, on average, I believe a school day is around 9am-3pm, minus the breaks we'll say that's 5 hours a day. So we're left with 141 days, or 3384.1 hours to find time to study.   
   
Where's the little 			*****		 excuse now?
Let's try make this a little bit more realistic, shall we?

Ok, so he's correct about one thing, there are indeed 365 days in a year, now, let's not take away Sundays, because what the **** does that have to do with anything? So we still have 365 days, let's also forget about summer, because the weather being too hot is no excuse. So, on to sleep, let's say 8 hours is the average, that's 121.6 days worth of hours, we are left with 243.4 days, or 5841.6 hours. Fooling around is not something that is necessary, but I dare say we will have plenty of time for that by the end of this. Let's lower our eating time to 1 hour a day, and that's being generous, and assuming there would be no overlap of eating and education, so we're down to 233.6 days, or 5607.2 hours. Now, on to chatting with family and friends, I know this is FunnyJunk, but let's just assume that people do indeed have friends, so at one hour a day, that's 223.9 days, or 5376.6 hours, now, Exams and tests, the actual exams themselves will at most, take 1 day in a year, and the other 34 he's accounting for, is in fact studying time, so let's just -1 day from our time here. we're on 222.9 days, or 5352.6 hours. Now, for holidays, again, these are not reasons not to study, but let's just say they are, shall we? We'll give 2 weeks for Christmas, 1 week for Easter, and 8 weeks for Summer. So we're down 77 days, but hold on, we can't count everything above in those 77 days. So we'll have to re add some time, so all together now, we're at about 178.1 days, or 4274.6 hours. Now, one thing this guy has forgotten to add, is actual time in school, on average, I believe a school day is around 9am-3pm, minus the breaks we'll say that's 5 hours a day. So we're left with 141 days, or 3384.1 hours to find time to study.

Where's the little ***** excuse now?
#44 to #36 - guinessguy (05/15/2013) [-]
New excuse proposal: internet.
#63 to #36 - killerofcows (05/15/2013) [-]
I would put exams at atleast 2 days, probely 3 days and birthday
and I don't remember what my excuses was.
But I had much more problem procrastinating stuff we had to hand in than doing exams
#128 to #36 - cstyle (05/15/2013) [-]
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#174 to #36 - captainkrobin (05/15/2013) [-]
I didn't read what you said, but I thumbed you for your effort. Good job son.
User avatar #93 to #36 - peyko (05/15/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #40 to #36 - loodee (05/15/2013) [-]
enter key, otherwise gj
#104 to #36 - bannon (05/15/2013) [-]
Honestly thought this was going to end in Half Life 3 confirmed
#82 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - PubLandlord (05/15/2013) [-]
Exams and tests take up 35 days in your year

wtf how often are you being tested to result in 840 hours worth of tests

User avatar #96 - zigap (05/15/2013) [-]
And then the teacher said: "Study on sundays retard"
#125 - elmohipster (05/15/2013) [-]
>Fifteen days spent talking to friends

Looks like I have fifteen days to study.
#50 - rishnock (05/15/2013) [-]
who the **** takes exams for 35 days a year? If each exam is 2 hours, that means you took 420 exams in a year, translating to more than one exam each day.
User avatar #53 to #50 - qwertymnbv (05/15/2013) [-]
I think OP meant classes.
User avatar #84 to #50 - kolpster (05/15/2013) [-]
Sshhh... Just believe OP and move on...
User avatar #60 - Nhatkiem (05/15/2013) [-]
35 days of tests and exams... .. 840 HOURS of exams a year.. WHAT!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??
#43 - wagio (05/15/2013) [-]
i wonder how he got time to calculate this, and why he didn't use the time to study instead
User avatar #139 - chuckstein (05/15/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be terrible if I was born in the summer...
User avatar #4 - thekingofwubs (05/15/2013) [-]
I eat a lot, but not for 2 ******* hours a day.
User avatar #8 to #4 - justafungi (05/15/2013) [-]
You must not be doing it right.
#5 to #4 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
collectively.... breakfast, lunch, dinner, all snacking combined
#23 to #5 - fecal (05/15/2013) [-]
And while doing all of these you are unable to do anything else? And 2 hours is still way too much
#73 to #5 - Jameshaich (05/15/2013) [-]
No...
For a full meal, it should take about 10/15 minutes at max.
and like 3 minutes for a snack or something.
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