Koalcoholics. I've gained a deep love & respect for Koalas. So Malay I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when males eat the leav
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User avatar #3 - martycamp (05/15/2013) [-]
So they're the animal equivalent of Scotland?
User avatar #4 to #3 - agrofenlas (05/15/2013) [-]
I think ye mean Ireland, Lad. We've got more drunks per capita then people.
User avatar #14 to #4 - odonnell (05/15/2013) [-]
"In 2011 (the most recent year for which data is available), the average Irish person aged 15+ drank over 11.6 litres of pure alcohol." - Alcoholireland ie

"According to a report published today, sales for the year to September 2009 averaged 12.2 litres of pure alcohol per person over the age of 18." - dailymail co uk

Not the best comparison since ones 15+ in 2011 and the others 18+ in 2009, but its all I could find within my attention span.
User avatar #15 to #14 - agrofenlas (05/15/2013) [-]
This guy, supporting his **** with facts. I like this guy.
User avatar #7 to #4 - timmity (05/15/2013) [-]
i am irish, i have an extended family of over 200, none of them are drunckards
User avatar #9 to #7 - agrofenlas (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh, I see how it is, I say one little thing about ireland and you get pissy.
But the scots are drunks? Racist.
User avatar #10 to #9 - timmity (05/15/2013) [-]
i disliked that comment too, but i did not have anything meaningful to say. And i did not get "pissy", i simply stated a fact that disproves your statement.
#11 to #10 - fruitninja (05/15/2013) [-]
and i who have no interest in this fight just disliked you comment and like his!!! why? because obama thats why
#12 to #11 - timmity (05/15/2013) [-]
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to balance out the green on the other comments.......muah hahaha, heres how it goes, green red green red green red green red
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#64 to #63 - fruitninja (05/16/2013) [-]
i see what you did there...
i see what you did there...
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User avatar #55 to #47 - timmity (05/15/2013) [-]
that includes all my cousins and in laws aswell, without them its bearly 30. wothout in laws, around 90 then 110 in laws from all nooks and crannys of how law works. i only know like 40 of them out of 200
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User avatar #60 to #59 - timmity (05/16/2013) [-]
3 or 4 of them get drunk once a week hang with there mates, but who in there 20s doesent? `cept me
#18 to #3 - TreesyDoesIt (05/15/2013) [-]
u wot m8?
u wot m8?
#22 - gameshredder (05/15/2013) [-]
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#32 to #22 - iraniie (05/15/2013) [-]
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#33 to #22 - Snowplows (05/15/2013) [-]
He is...   
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He is...
Catbug
#25 to #22 - pivotmasterdm (05/15/2013) [-]
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Well hello there
#13 - notsoscotia (05/15/2013) [-]
That explains a lot, actually.
That explains a lot, actually.
#34 - pawrestler (05/15/2013) [-]
They're high the entire time they are awake and they also sleep for 22 hours a day, which means their dreams are more reality than their reality. So there.


I used all there, their, they're and they are is this post so FJ knows how it's done.
User avatar #54 to #34 - lokiwins (05/15/2013) [-]
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#21 - Lepain (05/15/2013) [-]
Koalas seem like the Australian version of sloths
#2 - calmindiandude (05/14/2013) [-]
But I thought I was going to start being sober from now on...
#35 - kitchendweller (05/15/2013) [-]
Also, baby koalas aren't born with the bacteria to digest the leaves so they have to eat their mom's poop to colonize their colon so they don't starve once they leave the pouch.
Also, baby koalas aren't born with the bacteria to digest the leaves so they have to eat their mom's poop to colonize their colon so they don't starve once they leave the pouch.
#16 - MCmc (05/15/2013) [-]
this is obviously not true
lmgtfy.com/?q=eucalyptus+koalas+high+myth
User avatar #6 - Shenanigins (05/15/2013) [-]
Just like the Irish!
User avatar #19 to #6 - bitchplzzz (05/15/2013) [-]
feck off, wanna fight?
#38 - misterjollie (05/15/2013) [-]
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They make such angry drunks.
#30 - kitsunemochalite (05/15/2013) [-]
Go home koala, you're drunk
#46 to #30 - dashgamer (05/15/2013) [-]
I'll never join you! Never!
#24 - shallneverrepost (05/15/2013) [-]
a typical violent drunk
User avatar #44 - coolguyd (05/15/2013) [-]
High not drunk.
#27 - hellsjester ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
i am so jelly of these bastards now......
pic unrelated
User avatar #23 - expectation (05/15/2013) [-]
Funny because I thought Koala's were lazy because Eucalyptus leaves have almost no protein or anything in them to give Koala's energy, meaning they eat a ton and sleep a ton to keep the energy use down?
#31 to #23 - tyraxio (05/15/2013) [-]
Except sleeping burns a fairly decent amount of calories. Surely, not as much as running or even walking, but sitting still burns less calories than sleeping.
User avatar #37 to #31 - expectation (05/15/2013) [-]
wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the_koalas_so_lazy

http://www.koala-bears.org/behavior.html

You could be right about the sleeping, but it's definitely not because of the "Drugs" in the trees.
#39 to #37 - tyraxio (05/15/2013) [-]
I have never claimed so.
User avatar #40 to #39 - expectation (05/15/2013) [-]
Yep. never said you did. Just saying this post is wrong.
#41 to #40 - tyraxio (05/15/2013) [-]
Possibly. But just to correct you, protein does not give you energy. Only carbohydrates do, which all leaves by definition are stuffed with.
User avatar #52 to #41 - expectation (05/15/2013) [-]
"proteins - Or anything"
and those leaves aren't. That's why they're bad sources for Koalas. Koalas have adapted to eat them.
User avatar #1 - lickmybuttandballs (05/14/2013) [-]
Koala 1: Wanna get hammered?
Koala 2: I already am!
#51 - pocoyothegreat (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh, fake stupid fact post!   
Where?   
In the frontpage, of course.
Oh, fake stupid fact post!
Where?
In the frontpage, of course.
User avatar #29 - lorddarkskull (05/15/2013) [-]
It's not enough to have a significant effect, especially since they would build tolerance their entire lives.
#5 - trevanman (05/15/2013) [-]
so when I use Vicks when I have a cold.....I'm drunk?
no.
probably only when I eat it...
User avatar #20 to #5 - bitchplzzz (05/15/2013) [-]
that stuff contains levo-methamphetemine. Now dont go all Jesse Pinkman, this is the practically useless L-isomer.

However if you've totally no endurance against speed, then you may get a buzz if you stuff enough of that gell IN your nose.
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