Google. Sippin' the haterade today.. A Ell IT FINISH Mali. ' INNER. Also, according to the official Church of Google, Google's a she. Google boy Girl
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#5 - dolmandabean (05/15/2013) [-]
also, it knows ******* EVERYTHING
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (05/14/2013) [-]
And if you press her buttons the right way, you get to see the boobies.
#23 to #1 - aniggeronaboat (05/15/2013) [-]
I got my very first computer virus searching for "boobs" on Google when I was 6.

Why did you have to bring that up, man?
User avatar #24 to #23 - sepheroth (05/15/2013) [-]
I believe every male knows that feeling. I bring us all together in negative nostalgia
#27 to #24 - aniggeronaboat (05/15/2013) [-]
>"negative nostalgia"
What do you mean negative my man? I loved it once I finally found Google's boobs.
Just look at em!

That virus did make my dick bleed though...
User avatar #29 to #27 - sepheroth (05/15/2013) [-]
Gonorrhea of the Computer?
User avatar #30 to #29 - aniggeronaboat (05/15/2013) [-]
No, of MY DICK
User avatar #14 - breadbasket (05/15/2013) [-]
Any girl who suggests porn to me is a good girl.
#12 - phippz (05/15/2013) [-]
Well at least she always knows what I'm looking for.
#22 to #12 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Gee, it's not like that could be easily faked at all.
User avatar #2 - oniryuuko (05/15/2013) [-]
Also, according to the official Church of Google, Google's a she.
User avatar #34 to #2 - tombreaper (05/15/2013) [-]
well this can't be true, there are no girls on the internet
#3 to #2 - secretdestroyers (05/15/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait, back the **** up. There's a Church of Google?
#6 to #3 - socketization (05/15/2013) [-]
Google it.
#26 to #10 - marcothespud (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist but this page makes a damn good point, I really can't see how to argue with that.

All hail Google!
User avatar #51 to #10 - rayeslegend (05/15/2013) [-]
"Google died for your essays and search results!"
#25 to #10 - fosforgasxiii (05/15/2013) [-]
That actually makes a lot of sense.
#45 to #10 - vladwanman (05/15/2013) [-]
But how can they use Google trends as proof that Google is all-powerful?

That makes it sound like the bible.
#15 to #3 - mooghens (05/15/2013) [-]
Well to be fair, it exists, and it will answer your prayers.
I'd say it's actually a more true religion than the rest of them.
User avatar #19 to #15 - octaviano (05/15/2013) [-]
Also, the Hate Mail page is hilarious.
HATEMAIL #9

"how fuking dare u i hope u fuking die u phsycotic bitch faced mofo"
From: Daniel

Oh Google, my sides.
User avatar #28 to #19 - subcelestial (05/15/2013) [-]
The people writing hate mail are so ******* retarded, it's not even funny.

They're as stupid as the WBC.
User avatar #31 to #28 - octaviano (05/15/2013) [-]
Nah, they're only on PETA-Gamemaker level.
User avatar #52 to #15 - secretdestroyers (05/15/2013) [-]
That.....makes sense.
#8 to #3 - fruitninja (05/15/2013) [-]
Thats how they get ya man, its a trap

for the love of god dont google it
or do it doesnt matter to me
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#33 to #3 - tombreaper (05/15/2013) [-]
There's basically an everything of everything
User avatar #20 - sirfisticuffs (05/15/2013) [-]
She always recommends you read the map.
#13 - drhoffable (05/15/2013) [-]
google > real female

females will continue talking till they die.

google, you just hit X.
User avatar #43 - kidsquicker (05/15/2013) [-]
And she remembers everything you've ever said to her and dredges up old **** at the slightest provocation.
(Search history suggestions)
#49 - brocktox (05/15/2013) [-]
I find it weird that every time I type in a female celebrity in google, it always finishes with "feet" after their name.   
The popularity of foot fetishes is disturbing.
I find it weird that every time I type in a female celebrity in google, it always finishes with "feet" after their name.
The popularity of foot fetishes is disturbing.
#53 to #49 - makethingsworse (05/15/2013) [-]
Google recommends things that you have continuously searched for...
Google recommends things that you have continuously searched for...

#54 to #53 - brocktox (05/15/2013) [-]
But I don't have a thing for feet.
But I don't have a thing for feet.
#58 to #54 - makethingsworse (05/15/2013) [-]
You don't have to lie anymore, child. You are safe here...you are among friends.
#60 to #58 - brocktox (05/15/2013) [-]
Why don't you believe me
Why don't you believe me
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#47 to #7 - harbingerwolf (05/15/2013) [-]
But what if we're both up all night to get lucky?
But what if we're both up all night to get lucky?
User avatar #11 to #7 - farn (05/15/2013) [-]
thats what you say to a girl if you have no clue
User avatar #38 - plumotje (05/15/2013) [-]
what does the picture have to do with the text?
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User avatar #4 - scotlandman (05/15/2013) [-]
It actually works therefor it is a man
#21 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
THAT IS ******** ! NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT! MEN ARE USELESS! I WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!

is what i would say if i was a feminist. but i'm a guy, i get paid more and i watch lesbian porn. life is good
User avatar #16 - leifosaurus (05/15/2013) [-]
I made a longer version and put to my FB status :3

As long as man can remember there has been an ancient old question. A question no one could answer.. A question no one could decide upon...

Now you're probably thinking "oh, hes talking about the chicken and the egg. What came first...". Well no.. I'm thinking of another question!! A question no man or woman has ever before could have answered! Until today, ladies and gentlemen!! today i will recognize your prayers and tell you the answer!

What is the question you ask? heh, well my uneducated little friend.. the question is:
Is Google a boy or a girl??

The answer is that Google is obviously a girl.. Why? because the bitch wont ever let you finish a sentence before she starts suggesting other idea's....
User avatar #59 to #16 - ilovehitler (05/15/2013) [-]
You just way overcomplicated the joke, and had a build up of suspense that led nowhere.
#63 - machomustachio ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
i would search for something ive never looked up or is related to anything nad it uggest the most random things for me so anyone saying that it suggests related item youve looked up before(no offense) that is not true
User avatar #48 - suiker (05/15/2013) [-]
idunno, google it
User avatar #42 - knightofcheese (05/15/2013) [-]
Did this man actually say this, or is it like the pictures of some ******* rapper with a deep and meaningful quote that the person has never said in their life?
User avatar #35 - tomowrath (05/15/2013) [-]
Would you rather use internet explorer?
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