Google. Sippin' the haterade today.. A Ell IT FINISH Mali. ' INNER. Also, according to the official Church of Google, Google's a she. Google boy Girl
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#2 - oniryuuko
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Also, according to the official Church of Google, Google's a she.
#34 to #2 - tombreaper
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(05/15/2013) [-]
well this can't be true, there are no girls on the internet
#3 to #2 - secretdestroyers
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait, back the **** up. There's a Church of Google?
#6 to #3 - socketization
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Google it.
#26 to #10 - marcothespud
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist but this page makes a damn good point, I really can't see how to argue with that.

All hail Google!
#25 to #10 - fosforgasxiii
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(05/15/2013) [-]
That actually makes a lot of sense.
#51 to #10 - rayeslegend
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(05/15/2013) [-]
"Google died for your essays and search results!"
#45 to #10 - vladwanman
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(05/15/2013) [-]
But how can they use Google trends as proof that Google is all-powerful?

That makes it sound like the bible.
#15 to #3 - mooghens
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Well to be fair, it exists, and it will answer your prayers.
I'd say it's actually a more true religion than the rest of them.
#19 to #15 - octaviano
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Also, the Hate Mail page is hilarious.
HATEMAIL #9

"how fuking dare u i hope u fuking die u phsycotic bitch faced mofo"
From: Daniel

Oh Google, my sides.
#28 to #19 - subcelestial ONLINE
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(05/15/2013) [-]
The people writing hate mail are so ******* retarded, it's not even funny.

They're as stupid as the WBC.
#31 to #28 - octaviano
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Nah, they're only on PETA-Gamemaker level.
#52 to #15 - secretdestroyers
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(05/15/2013) [-]
That.....makes sense.
#8 to #3 - fruitninja
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Thats how they get ya man, its a trap

for the love of god dont google it
or do it doesnt matter to me
#9 to #8 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#33 to #3 - tombreaper
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(05/15/2013) [-]
There's basically an everything of everything
#1 - sepheroth
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(05/14/2013) [-]
And if you press her buttons the right way, you get to see the boobies.
#23 to #1 - aniggeronaboat
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I got my very first computer virus searching for "boobs" on Google when I was 6.

Why did you have to bring that up, man?
#24 to #23 - sepheroth
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I believe every male knows that feeling. I bring us all together in negative nostalgia
#27 to #24 - aniggeronaboat
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(05/15/2013) [-]
>"negative nostalgia"
What do you mean negative my man? I loved it once I finally found Google's boobs.
Just look at em!

That virus did make my dick bleed though...
#29 to #27 - sepheroth
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Gonorrhea of the Computer?
#30 to #29 - aniggeronaboat
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(05/15/2013) [-]
No, of MY DICK
#12 - phippz
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Well at least she always knows what I'm looking for.
#22 to #12 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Gee, it's not like that could be easily faked at all.
#5 - dolmandabean ONLINE
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(05/15/2013) [-]
also, it knows ******* EVERYTHING
#14 - breadbasket
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Any girl who suggests porn to me is a good girl.
#46 - arigsxc
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#7 - rageinreaper
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#40 to #7 - thezombiebait
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#47 to #7 - harbingerwolf
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(05/15/2013) [-]
But what if we're both up all night to get lucky?
But what if we're both up all night to get lucky?
#11 to #7 - farn
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(05/15/2013) [-]
thats what you say to a girl if you have no clue
#41 to #11 - thezombiebait
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#17 - daerkxp
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#20 - sirfisticuffs
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(05/15/2013) [-]
She always recommends you read the map.
#13 - drhoffable
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(05/15/2013) [-]
google > real female

females will continue talking till they die.

google, you just hit X.
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