Asking to prom. . My sister' s ' whats can we ping pong Ineens . pram’? " she put them in her r. She use see her lesser end an the ping pong tatarus same set 3.
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Asking to prom

My sister' s ' whats can we ping pong Ineens . pram’? " she put
them in her r. She use see her lesser end an the ping pong tatarus
same set 3. he gave her it ' ' at !, 'ABBR: mammal are so
cute
crh 'gaia.,
did he say ii ' s' get the ballets set: you he 1"‘ because if he 1: liein' t
he' s (islet; it wrong.
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User avatar #1 - bleachedpheather (05/15/2013) [-]
or he could have said "ah i see you got my ping prom balls"
User avatar #53 to #1 - DOCoSPADEo (05/15/2013) [-]
*sigh* first comment and it's already funnier than the content. This is FJ Prime for comment readers.
User avatar #5 to #1 - secretdestroyers (05/15/2013) [-]
Or he could have said "I WANT TO PUT MY BALLS ALL OVER YOUR SISTERS FACE!"


User avatar #18 to #5 - crazyhindu (05/15/2013) [-]
Hahaha no.
#31 to #1 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
die
#24 to #1 - betesta (05/15/2013) [-]
I dunno why, but I instantly read it in this guys voice
#3 to #1 - sacrilegious (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't want to be that faggot. But that better be the top comment by the end of the day.
#9 to #1 - oceanmist ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
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#17 to #9 - ignusim (05/15/2013) [-]
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#16 to #1 - cauhgon ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Oooh you touch my tralala,

My ping pong balls.
#6 - OGC (05/15/2013) [-]
How did he get them in there?
Pic related
User avatar #47 to #6 - phudgepacker (05/15/2013) [-]
"I have seen the light"
#35 to #6 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
by rape
User avatar #40 to #6 - cormy (05/15/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4588904/Asking+to+prom/13#13

"Let's say you have all 150 balls in a loose plastic bag, open at the top. You close the locker but leave a corner of the bag sticking out. You pull it out but the balls stay in. Kinda like how magicians pull the table cloth out from under the dishes and stuff. "
User avatar #11 - thefunnyside (05/15/2013) [-]
How do you put 150 ping pong balls in a locker? I mean, wouldn't they fall out?
User avatar #20 to #11 - thedarkestrogue (05/15/2013) [-]
very carefully.
#13 to #11 - Yojimbo (05/15/2013) [-]
Let's say you have all 150 balls in a loose plastic bag, open at the top. You close the locker but leave a corner of the bag sticking out. You pull it out but the balls stay in. Kinda like how magicians pull the table cloth out from under the dishes and stuff.
Let's say you have all 150 balls in a loose plastic bag, open at the top. You close the locker but leave a corner of the bag sticking out. You pull it out but the balls stay in. Kinda like how magicians pull the table cloth out from under the dishes and stuff.

User avatar #14 to #13 - thefunnyside (05/15/2013) [-]
ahh, ok. Thank you.
User avatar #38 to #13 - kolimm **User deleted account** (05/15/2013) [-]
is that giff reeal?
#69 to #38 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Nah, they cut off each cat a leg and glued it to a ping pong paddle. There's someone under the table hitting the balls.
#68 to #62 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
O RLY?
User avatar #61 to #13 - dimppa (05/15/2013) [-]
seems like you've done this before

you wrote faggot on each one of them and gave it to OP didnt you?
User avatar #25 - Gandalfthewhite (05/15/2013) [-]
if they were already going out then wouldn't they be going to prom together already?
User avatar #26 to #25 - frenetic (05/15/2013) [-]
One would assume but females generally like unnecessary displays of affection. They are strange like that.
#30 - jonnyfunk (05/15/2013) [-]
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> My sister' s whats can we ping pong Ineens, pram?
> She put them in her R.
> She use (see her lesser end) and the ping pong tatarus (same set )
> he gave her "it "
> ABBBBRRRRRRRRRR
> mammal are so cute
> CRH, gaia.
> did he say I is get the ballets set
> you he 1, because if he 1, liein' t
> he' s islet it wrong.
> The future of humor
> mfw
User avatar #28 - Awesomecarrot (05/15/2013) [-]
That's great until you have to clean up 150 ping pong balls.
User avatar #29 to #28 - toastycracker (05/15/2013) [-]
Use a shop-vac?
#32 to #28 - manirock ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #41 - spawnconnery ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
On one I would've written something like " **** you, whore" just because i like to live dangerously.
#34 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
prom?
#37 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
i read it as porn first
porn?
#55 to #37 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
"Hey, you wanna go to porn with me?"
What?
#12 - alucardshellhound (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - lolollo (05/15/2013) [-]
Um...Was he already her boyfriend before asking her out to the prom?

If that's the case, then I can't really see this as anything more than a quirky way to be romantic to your girlfriend. There was only ever when it would happen, not if, so really the only element of surprise was in how it happened, and not with the fact that it happened at all. There's not that emotional addition of "OMG I got asked to prom."

I'm just not so sure this was done in as effective a manner as it was.
User avatar #19 to #15 - thedarkestrogue (05/15/2013) [-]
My friends and I made a game of asking girls to prom. Whomever could ask the girl they wanted to go with in the most publicly, embarrassing and/or badass way, won the $150 bet.
and by embarrassing, i mean for the girl being asked.
#27 to #19 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
examples?
User avatar #59 to #27 - thedarkestrogue (05/15/2013) [-]
my friend drove a bus to school with a giant banner that said "Go to prom with me Andrea?" on the side.
I jumped off my school's balcony using a little bit of parkour, rolled as I landed and ended up on my knees in front of my girlfriend with a bouquet of flowers.
My other friend went first. He asked a hirl to prom in the middle of his turn at our talent show while the whole school was there.
#49 to #27 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
> Be beta guy, 6/10
> Want to ask girl, 8/10, to prom
> Put 150 ping pong balls in girls locker, which says "prom?"
> Girl opens locker, all balls fall out
> Girl looks really embarrassed and I show up with a bouquet, asking; "Do you want to go with me to the prom?"
> "No."

Ohh, it was supposed to be embarrassing for her? damn
#64 - rambomanthree (05/15/2013) [-]
How do people even have the social courage to do something like that...

I don't even have the social courage to ask for extra ketchup for my fries..
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User avatar #67 to #64 - DrollHumor (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't have the social courage to tell the nurse her long ass fingernails are scratching me when I'm getting a sonogram of my heart.
#58 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Finally. I can express myself.
#65 to #58 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
yes, spread your wings and post porn, it's what DJ 4DM1N wants
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#7 - trevanman (05/15/2013) [-]
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#36 - suiker (05/15/2013) [-]
If this happened to me and I didn't wanna go, I'd paint them all blue and put them in his locker. Then when he asks about it, I'll say:"you got blueballed"

>hfw
#8 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
And he gave her another two during the prom night
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#39 - ajoifazrul (05/15/2013) [-]
>mfw no date before prom
#43 to #39 - mutzaki (05/15/2013) [-]
Perhaps it's because normal, non-cartoon, non-pony girls can meet your standards.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mutzaki (05/15/2013) [-]
*can't
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