and it gets better. Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.... othur: The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding. That' s cause mon
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Don't hate me cuz you ain't me...

othur:
The more I learn about
Satanism, the less
horrendous it seems. Not
even kidding.
That' s cause monotheistic
Satanism is more about
worshipping yourself and sorta
treating others how you want to
be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like
the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth
says not to make sexual advances
unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on "l didn' t know I was a
Satanist"
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#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#7 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [+] (52 replies)
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I feel a need to post this with every Satanism related Content.
#9 to #8 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
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I'm going to take that as the mating signal
#27 - lordlad (05/15/2013) [-]
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#37 - ColeTheUber (05/15/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Well, doesn't the bible say that Satan was a fallen angel, because he rebelled against God, or something like that? He may have been the "bad guy" in Christianity, but he was still an angel. It's not like you can just abandon an eternity of good will simply because you hate your boss.
Well, doesn't the bible say that Satan was a fallen angel, because he rebelled against God, or something like that? He may have been the "bad guy" in Christianity, but he was still an angel. It's not like you can just abandon an eternity of good will simply because you hate your boss.
#40 - ddylann (05/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
#46 - apeytona (05/15/2013) [-]
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
User avatar #214 - delphine (05/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Satan Worshipers are really just rebellious Christians. Which pisses them off when you say that, but if you think about it it's true. They believe in Jesus Christ, they_ believe_ he is son of God and saviour, they just choose not to follow him, and follow the other guy instead.
User avatar #216 to #214 - the fuzzball (05/15/2013) [-]
well by that logic christians are just rebellious satanists
#131 - thechosentroll (05/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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So I'm a satanist? Well, I guess Satanism sounds better than the name I came up with for it - ********************************************************************** .
#64 - raptorzepik (05/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
#169 - fukyeahraptorr (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #168 - richardastley ONLINE (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure it was Jim Jefferies who said something along the lines of "God and the devil don't get along. God went and wrote a book about it to tell the world about how the devil is an asshole. The devil was the better man and kept to himself."

Keep in mind, the devil is evil ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE.
#197 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #156 - germed (05/15/2013) [-]
Everyone here is so ignorant and judge this belief based on the name, take this quote and reflect on your life

“What nearly everybody in my life had misunderstood about Satanism was that it is not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil.”
― Marilyn Manson
User avatar #148 - metalmind (05/15/2013) [-]
Well, that's the akward situation when in satanism rape is forbidden, but in christianity it's allowed.
#144 - thebritishguy (05/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
In greek mythology Prometheus was a hero because he was seen as the bringer of knowledge, yet Satan does the same thing and every body hates him, I think he would have been a pretty cool guy, he may have been against God because God was homophobic, ordered slavery and genocide and was sexist and Satan wanted to make the world better, you never hear Satan's side of the story though.
User avatar #177 - hilariousrubbish (05/15/2013) [+] (17 replies)
if satan punishes the bad
isn't he good?
User avatar #189 to #177 - manofbeardliness (05/15/2013) [-]
'bout to get biblical in here (but don't mistake me for a thumper). According to the bible, Lucifer was once god's most beautiful creation was his right hand man(angel). After Lucifer got full of himself and convinced other angels to his side, God cast 1/3 of the population of angels down. Satan isn't in hell to punish the wicked, he is the god of the earth (actual planet) and his agenda is to corrupt as many people as possible and turn them away from God. That's why some theorize that earth is actually hell, and that *some* forms of satanism and paganism worship nature. This is a vague description, so don't crucify me for it (teehee).
User avatar #234 - ronyx (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We have only heard one side of the story through the bible, it would be interesting to know the other side of the story.
#139 - sheeplviolator (05/15/2013) [-]
So whether we admit or not, most of us are Satanist. Can't wait to tell me my grandma.
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