and it gets better. Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.... othur: The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding. That' s cause mon
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and it gets better

and it gets better. Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.... othur: The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding. That' s cause mon

Don't hate me cuz you ain't me...

othur:
The more I learn about
Satanism, the less
horrendous it seems. Not
even kidding.
That' s cause monotheistic
Satanism is more about
worshipping yourself and sorta
treating others how you want to
be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like
the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth
says not to make sexual advances
unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on "l didn' t know I was a
Satanist"
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#368 to #183 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
wasn't that funny
User avatar #110 to #2 - safo (05/15/2013) [-]
I dont get it, does it mean kids are only satanists?
#27 - lordlad (05/15/2013) [-]
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#7 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
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I feel a need to post this with every Satanism related Content.
#16 to #7 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like a load of ******** to me. If you gut accept satan and not god then it doesnt take a genius to figure out whats gonna happen to you guys. Have fun with that you bizzare lot
User avatar #25 to #16 - itsnotbutthurt (05/15/2013) [-]
Found the uptight religious follower of some religion who thinks anything outside his religion is wrong and should be burnt at the steak.
User avatar #38 to #25 - genociiiide (05/15/2013) [-]
Burnt at the steak
User avatar #130 to #38 - itsnotbutthurt (05/15/2013) [-]
Isn't that what they do? Or did. I dunno. What DO they do these days?
User avatar #132 to #130 - Shadow Guardian (05/15/2013) [-]
At least you die smelling delicious when burnt at the steak.
User avatar #133 to #132 - itsnotbutthurt (05/15/2013) [-]
Now is the steak a place? If so does it have steaks from cows, because isn't that against Hinduism? Or are you in a field of steaks that are on fire? Does somebody take a wooden steak, set it on fire and stab you with it? This is why I gave up on religion. This reason right here.
User avatar #146 to #133 - MrChef ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Stake*
User avatar #294 to #146 - squadmissile (05/15/2013) [-]
Salisbury stake*
User avatar #380 to #146 - itsnotbutthurt (05/15/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly, good sir. If I had the picture of themoreyouknow.jpg I would reply with it, but I'm lacking in reaction pictures, and just pictures in general.
#252 to #133 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Stake = Pointy wooden pole
Steak = Food
User avatar #17 to #16 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
This form of satanism has nothing to do with Satan
#84 to #17 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
This logic is even worse than women's...
#107 to #84 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Your logic that is
#20 to #16 - Visual (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm not even *officially* a satanist and you're a blazing faggot
User avatar #55 to #16 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
So something that implores you to grow as a human being is ******** , while something that tells you to murder your friends for liking gay sex or following the 'wrong' god is totally fine?
User avatar #357 to #16 - dimppa (05/15/2013) [-]
Lucifer hates humans and wants to destroy them or atleast enslave them according to all info of him, his argument is valid.
User avatar #47 to #7 - xfostbytex (05/15/2013) [-]
hat's the point if you're going to hell anyway?
User avatar #48 to #47 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
this form of satanism has nothing to do with satan
User avatar #49 to #48 - xfostbytex (05/15/2013) [-]
Ahh.. thumb for you, sir.
User avatar #293 to #48 - wtfduud (05/15/2013) [-]
Then why is it called Satanism?
#356 to #7 - dimppa (05/15/2013) [-]
Satanism was first ''created'' by the Jewish and christianity,   
(sure there might have been same kind of cults before or outside these religions BUT THEY WERENT SATANIST)   
and later formed small cults that appeared and vanished all around christianity + only thing they had in common was the hate of christianity and the belief in lucifer in some cases.   
   
That also means that anyone worshipping Lucifer and being a satanist is an IDIOT or a madman, for they want their own doom. (if you what the bible says)   
   
These days Satanism is mainly need to be different than the rest of the populace, need to have something meaningful in life, just being a madman or something of a kind, to be fair there is no such thing as Satanism but just a bunch of people who want to be cool and emo at the same time   
   
As to this list: most probably made in the time of the internet, is made in a way that makes the majority of its readers agree with it.   
   
(some of this info may not be true but it is the amount I could gather by looking into it, thanks wikipedia, and a few other sites, I did check the darknets as well but there is nothing sane in that place, or it's insane to try to look for anykind of information in there)   
   
Rant over.
Satanism was first ''created'' by the Jewish and christianity,
(sure there might have been same kind of cults before or outside these religions BUT THEY WERENT SATANIST)
and later formed small cults that appeared and vanished all around christianity + only thing they had in common was the hate of christianity and the belief in lucifer in some cases.

That also means that anyone worshipping Lucifer and being a satanist is an IDIOT or a madman, for they want their own doom. (if you what the bible says)

These days Satanism is mainly need to be different than the rest of the populace, need to have something meaningful in life, just being a madman or something of a kind, to be fair there is no such thing as Satanism but just a bunch of people who want to be cool and emo at the same time

As to this list: most probably made in the time of the internet, is made in a way that makes the majority of its readers agree with it.

(some of this info may not be true but it is the amount I could gather by looking into it, thanks wikipedia, and a few other sites, I did check the darknets as well but there is nothing sane in that place, or it's insane to try to look for anykind of information in there)

Rant over.
#382 to #356 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
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This form of satanism has absolutely nothing to do with satan - or christianity for that fact. Please do some research before you do a rant on the internet.
User avatar #93 to #7 - localcatbarber (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm not sure I understand number 7.
User avatar #307 to #93 - toosexyforyou (05/15/2013) [-]
Basically, if you're like "I wish I get straight As this year" and then you end up getting straight As and say something like "pfft magic is ******** , it was hard work that did it" then the equivalent of losing everything in this case would be either your transcript turned out to be a mistake or the next year you won't get straight As.
#106 to #7 - fecal (05/15/2013) [-]
So at what age is it oke to stop harming children? I wish these rules where a little more precise
#117 to #7 - notrolling (05/15/2013) [-]
sounds like the unspoken rules of being male
User avatar #51 to #7 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
11#

"If he does not stop, destroy him" god damn, Satanists are ******* hardcore
User avatar #52 to #51 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
If you treat someone like they're nothing, you deserve to be nothing. Not an idea I personally subscribe too, but I see the appeal.
User avatar #54 to #52 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Mhmm. Well it's more about respect and attitude than anything, if you allow someone to treat you like garbage, why would anyone want to treat you like a human? If you have no respect for yourself, why should anyone respect you? For a Satanist, they not only have a duty, but an obligation to constantly improve and grow in themselves and whatever aspects they follow. Give respect where it is needed, take respect where it is deserved (as some people don't give respect no matter what)
User avatar #56 to #54 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
I apply a lot of these rules to my life, but 'destroy someone because they're an ass' isn't necessarily one
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Haha, it doesn't actually mean 'kill them', that would be idiotic and unjust, it's just telling you that if you don't like the way someone is treating you, you don't have to tolerate it, and you have full obligation to let them know (and do more if they do not stop)
#26 to #7 - Magnet (05/15/2013) [-]
#4 and #11
User avatar #28 to #26 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't see a problem with it. It means we're allowed to kill assholes :3
User avatar #34 to #28 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
careful with that edge bro, you might cut yourself.
#135 to #7 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
I gave that bitch the mating signal.
User avatar #242 to #7 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/15/2013) [-]
I... can actually dig that list pretty well. What's the mating signal though, is it like the bat signal or something?
User avatar #237 to #7 - ompalomper (05/15/2013) [-]
i agree with every single rule here

i always DID suspect satan to be a nice guy
#122 to #7 - VaultTechy (05/15/2013) [-]
These are all probably logical and valid (I'm assuming the "power of magic" requires more context than I have)
User avatar #263 to #122 - vigilum ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
It doesn't.
User avatar #292 to #122 - haunterbrony (05/15/2013) [-]
I think it means don't get caught while cheating.
#187 to #7 - fedexman (05/15/2013) [-]
Who made these rules up? How long have they existed? I'm assuming this is pretty new since it is so appealing, whoever started this was damn clever.
#384 to #187 - fedexman (05/16/2013) [-]
I did some researching on the interwebs and the information on satanism's origin is still super sketchy and doesn't seem supported very well...come on, I was beginning to feel excited..
I did some researching on the interwebs and the information on satanism's origin is still super sketchy and doesn't seem supported very well...come on, I was beginning to feel excited..
User avatar #13 to #7 - Lambda (05/15/2013) [-]
But by the logic of #6, it would be OK to take the ring from Frodo.
User avatar #14 to #13 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
Samwise was an Athiest
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
Satanist. How the **** do I mess that up
#265 to #7 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
The **** is up with rule 7 and 10?
"...destroy them"?!
Also rule 5. Wouldn't the "mating signal" be considered a sexual advance?
User avatar #18 to #7 - royalwerewolf (05/15/2013) [-]
well ****
User avatar #120 to #7 - daentraya (05/15/2013) [-]
I respect satanism, but i particularly love their set of 9 sins. It's nice to have the rules you already wanted to follow articulated and listed so nicely
#8 to #7 - sirhyden (05/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm a Satanist..... **** me sideways.....
#9 to #8 - lordgeneral (05/15/2013) [-]
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I'm going to take that as the mating signal
#37 - ColeTheUber (05/15/2013) [-]
Well, doesn't the bible say that Satan was a fallen angel, because he rebelled against God, or something like that? He may have been the "bad guy" in Christianity, but he was still an angel. It's not like you can just abandon an eternity of good will simply because you hate your boss.
Well, doesn't the bible say that Satan was a fallen angel, because he rebelled against God, or something like that? He may have been the "bad guy" in Christianity, but he was still an angel. It's not like you can just abandon an eternity of good will simply because you hate your boss.
User avatar #121 to #37 - daentraya (05/15/2013) [-]
The satanism was mainly chosen for provocative reasons. They just use him as a symbol. But i find the Lucifer light knowledge thing utterly interesting
#127 to #37 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
I tracked down the origins of the christian god as far back as I could one day. It's pretty interesting. He was a very minor god of deserts in an earlier pantheon. Head of the pantheon was El and he ruled in heaven with a council of 70 other gods. Satan was a brother of Yahweh. Nearly all the names of major demons seem to be brothers from this previous pantheon. Anyway as Judaism develops Yahweh begins to take on features and take the place of the other gods until he is THE god. Most traces of this pantheon begin to fade away gods names become demons names etc. Asherah the mother-sister wife of Yahweh is actually mentioned in the bible around 70 times she was a fertility goddess. Baal is mentioned a fair amount he was a popular god.
User avatar #219 to #127 - thunderkrux (05/15/2013) [-]
Source?
#160 to #37 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
The bible doesn't mention that at all, people just infer it because it sounds like a good story
User avatar #246 to #37 - ericbeagles (05/15/2013) [-]
His name is Lucifer the Light-bearer, so yeah he cool
#299 to #246 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Lucifer is not his 'name'. It is a title meaning 'the shining one' and indicates the position he fell from
User avatar #301 to #299 - ericbeagles (05/15/2013) [-]
Nah it's his name
User avatar #253 to #37 - ompalomper (05/15/2013) [-]
but think of it like this:
the only thing the bible truly says of satan is that he was expelled for rebelling against god.

what is satan is the good guy and he rebelled against god due to the unjust punishment be bestowed upon adam and eve?

hell, the last thing we know he did after giving the ability of independent thinking is offering jesus food and drink when he was starving himself.
#71 to #37 - dorklordrises (05/15/2013) [-]
That's not really in the bible, it comes more from Christian tradition. Think of it as biblical fan fiction. The actual details on a satan figure are quite... unsatisfactorily vague and contradictory.
User avatar #92 to #37 - crazylance ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Not sure by what bible, but Lucifer (Satan) was, indeed, a fallen angel.
If my memory is correct, Lucifer believed he was more fit to be God and rule so he challenged God, a thing which caused him to be banished from Heaven and fall into the place which is now his domain, Hell.

Some beliefs say that while Adam and Eve were in Heaven, the snake that tricked them to eat the apple was actually Lucifer/Satan and he did it not out of ill will, or evil intentions but because he loved humans.

At least that's what I think, haven't really spent time confirming this.
User avatar #101 to #92 - lolnose (05/15/2013) [-]
and technically the apple gave us free will (opened our eyes)
so Lucifer gave us our ability to think...
User avatar #109 to #92 - makonendrak (05/15/2013) [-]
He did challenge God, but it was more about how he felt humanity was imperfect and not worthy of God's love
#300 to #92 - angelious ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
ok lemme start the rant since im kinda nuts about religious stuff in general   
   
   
lucifer was considered the brightest of all angels in heaven,he was kinda like the second hand man up there.then god created humans and told angels they should love and serve them as they have served him.so lucifer goes all 			*******		 because he finds humans imperfect creatures not worthy of serving and gets mad at his father for loving them more than he does him.so he goes to the garden of eden dressed as snake and  enticed humans to eat from the tree of knowledge that was put there by god as a test to humans loyalty.god then banished humans from the eden.then lucifer tried to over throw heaven but god threw him down to hell.   
   
   
in hell lucifer tries to corrupt human souls into sin so he could steal them from god in order to torture them for all eternity(as he despises humans above all else)   
   
   
another version of this(more like the old testament version of satan) is that lucifer/satan is actually servant of god whose job is to test the loyalty of humans towards god(aka he is not evil) and thus he needs to ask for gods permission to try to test humans(job)    
   
   
   
sorry for the wall of text
ok lemme start the rant since im kinda nuts about religious stuff in general


lucifer was considered the brightest of all angels in heaven,he was kinda like the second hand man up there.then god created humans and told angels they should love and serve them as they have served him.so lucifer goes all ******* because he finds humans imperfect creatures not worthy of serving and gets mad at his father for loving them more than he does him.so he goes to the garden of eden dressed as snake and enticed humans to eat from the tree of knowledge that was put there by god as a test to humans loyalty.god then banished humans from the eden.then lucifer tried to over throw heaven but god threw him down to hell.


in hell lucifer tries to corrupt human souls into sin so he could steal them from god in order to torture them for all eternity(as he despises humans above all else)


another version of this(more like the old testament version of satan) is that lucifer/satan is actually servant of god whose job is to test the loyalty of humans towards god(aka he is not evil) and thus he needs to ask for gods permission to try to test humans(job)



sorry for the wall of text
#365 to #92 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Satan does not reside in hell. The bible says that he is the prince of the lower atmosphere of the earth (literal translation) but it never says he even visited hell. Hell is not his "domain", that is a myth.
#241 to #92 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
You would want to read "Don't touch this book" by Jan Van Helsing.
#169 - fukyeahraptorr (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #156 - germed (05/15/2013) [-]
Everyone here is so ignorant and judge this belief based on the name, take this quote and reflect on your life

“What nearly everybody in my life had misunderstood about Satanism was that it is not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil.”
― Marilyn Manson
#46 - apeytona (05/15/2013) [-]
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
User avatar #234 - ronyx (05/15/2013) [-]
We have only heard one side of the story through the bible, it would be interesting to know the other side of the story.
#238 to #234 - pidgeyownzu (05/15/2013) [-]
point sir
#40 - ddylann (05/15/2013) [-]
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
#207 to #40 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
#7
User avatar #220 to #207 - manofparody (05/15/2013) [-]
#7 claims to acknowledge the power ONLY if you have used it to obtain something. If you do not use it, you need not acknowledge it.
#62 to #40 - agentmoleman ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Now step into my lair..
User avatar #45 to #40 - themastermorris (05/15/2013) [-]
Time to change my religion
User avatar #43 to #40 - gatorade (05/15/2013) [-]
Well. I guess I'm a satanist.

Some of those rules, really brutal. Like 4 and the ending of 11. Good stuff.
#222 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
When I was little I terrified my caretakers because I read the bible and Satan/Lucifer was my favorite character. The way my little kid mind saw it(no offense to Christians I was young): Here you've got this high and mighty being, smiting people for simple mistakes, killing hundreds, damning people because they like the same gender, putting people through a living hell just to test their faith, and Lucifer's all like

"Dude, God, maybe you should uh, cool it down a bit"

"SHUT UP LUCIFER DON'T QUESTION ME"

"Kay seriously, look at this, I could run this jig better"

And so then God sends him down to live in a fiery pit, where he takes care of all the other people that God rejected and damned.
#304 to #222 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
This actually brought a tear to my eye
#197 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #360 to #197 - dimppa (05/15/2013) [-]
Naming it satanism is idiotic if they dont want to be misunderstood.

+ IF that is true (still calling it ******** ) calling it a religion is idiotic too, it is clearly a type philosophy.
#363 to #360 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
They mention the power of satan there so they have a belief that satan exist. It is then a religion.
User avatar #366 to #363 - dimppa (05/15/2013) [-]
''~ Satanist don't actually believe satan exists. He is more of an image''

+ If they would believe in him it would still be idiotic, praising a fallen angel that wants to kill all of humankind might not be the best religion to go for.
User avatar #369 to #366 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
How you describe him is how Christians look at him. Not how he is in satanism.

Besides there have been a lot more cruel relegions out there. The attezs believed that if they did not please the gods with offerings they would doom the entire world and their souls.
User avatar #208 to #197 - onefuckingskurut (05/15/2013) [-]
Thats rather interesting. Where did you found this,Felix? I kinda like this. Especially the part about not giving love and being responsible who deserve it. For this reason if given wrong one, people get hurt.

On the other hand I am allready sinning even in this religion... Forgetfulness,stupidity,pretendiosnes...
#213 to #208 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, it was posted on this site. Took me 2 months to use it but i like to spread the word of various religions.
#223 to #208 - krickit (05/15/2013) [-]
If that interest you, then you should pick up a copy of his book "The Satanist's Bible" (the title may be different, but that's pretty close to it.) I've read the book a few times and it's really interesting
#131 - thechosentroll (05/15/2013) [-]
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So I'm a satanist? Well, I guess Satanism sounds better than the name I came up with for it - ********************************************************************** .
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User avatar #161 to #131 - vladhellsing (05/15/2013) [-]
So torrenting or doing drugs is against Satanism?
User avatar #171 to #161 - thechosentroll (05/15/2013) [-]
I said "aslongasit'slegal". It's only illegal if you get caught.
#272 - kanatana ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #1912764 at Friendly ** MFW i'm a satanist.
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #1912764 at Friendly ** MFW i'm a satanist.
User avatar #308 to #272 - savirleo ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Can I **** you?
User avatar #342 to #308 - vilememory ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
NYAH!!!
#229 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
N. Korean citizens have no ******* food !!!!!!!!!!
They can't even poop, because it has been so long since they've eaten anything. You can tell this is the truth, because our Glorious leader has eaten everything even our clothing.

Please send us food we're ******* hungry!!!
#346 to #229 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
i'll send you this. enjoy it fagmuffin.
User avatar #168 - richardastley (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was Jim Jefferies who said something along the lines of "God and the devil don't get along. God went and wrote a book about it to tell the world about how the devil is an asshole. The devil was the better man and kept to himself."

Keep in mind, the devil is evil ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE.
#267 to #168 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Jim Jeffries is a comedic god and ya that's how the quote goes
User avatar #148 - metalmind (05/15/2013) [-]
Well, that's the akward situation when in satanism rape is forbidden, but in christianity it's allowed.
#144 - thebritishguy (05/15/2013) [-]
In greek mythology Prometheus was a hero because he was seen as the bringer of knowledge, yet Satan does the same thing and every body hates him, I think he would have been a pretty cool guy, he may have been against God because God was homophobic, ordered slavery and genocide and was sexist and Satan wanted to make the world better, you never hear Satan's side of the story though.
#206 to #144 - napalmpie (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm gonna read the Bible only to write teh story from the point of view of Satan.
User avatar #217 to #206 - thebritishguy (05/15/2013) [-]
There isn't that much in there about Satan so you will have to imagine a lot of it to fill in the gaps, I mean you would have to invent the personality of Satan because he doesn't really have one, it would be awkward at the part where God makes the snake eat dust and slither on his belly after he evicts Adam and Eve because then you will have to think of some way that Satan gets a human form and stops eating dust despite God making him that way, it would be an interesting book though.
User avatar #225 to #217 - napalmpie (05/15/2013) [-]
Maybe he never took human form. As I haven't read the Bible yet, I can't tell.
Gonna see for Satan personality, also. Lots of stuff to work on... but **** , I really want to do it now.
User avatar #235 to #225 - thebritishguy (05/15/2013) [-]
The bible is really really boring and long, you could watch this series on youtube when these two funny atheists read it (they skip some of the really boring un important stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ8tMApaEK0
User avatar #255 to #235 - napalmpie (05/15/2013) [-]
Hey, many thanks to you! This is gonna be helpful. See you in some years, have a nice lifetime!
User avatar #261 to #255 - thebritishguy (05/15/2013) [-]
"have a nice life time"? lol well, I'll try! good look with your story mate
#64 - raptorzepik (05/15/2013) [-]
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
User avatar #69 to #64 - Savlonade (05/15/2013) [-]
you can see where this conflicts with catholicism
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User avatar #66 to #64 - dragontamers (05/15/2013) [-]
Besides No 7 which doesn't make sense, this seems a good code to live by
User avatar #108 to #66 - freakdog (05/15/2013) [-]
F*cking muggle...
User avatar #67 to #66 - ilovehitler (05/15/2013) [-]
Basically, the way I see it is if you used something to get what you wanted, don't just go and denounce it.
Except with magic and rituals and **** .
User avatar #91 to #64 - kosicandavid (05/15/2013) [-]
that is Balrog....
User avatar #103 to #64 - evilanakie (05/15/2013) [-]
that sounds awful lot like the scroll in my grans kitchen/dining room...
User avatar #81 to #64 - ehzio (05/15/2013) [-]
IS this really how the code goes? It's really not a bad thing to live by
User avatar #99 to #64 - jamesrustler (05/15/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,

Today Satan was a pretty cool guy
#105 to #64 - ziggydepp (05/15/2013) [-]
DESTROY HIM
DESTROY HIM
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#370 to #162 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Non-theistic satanism has nothing to do with the Satan of the christian belief. That's why it's called "Non" theistic.
User avatar #172 to #162 - YugiDork (05/15/2013) [-]
This is for the record, history is written by the victor
User avatar #163 to #162 - SonofChuck (05/15/2013) [-]
What do you mean "tried"? God has successfully killed plenty of people.
#185 to #162 - heavymetalninja (05/15/2013) [-]
Satan is a nicer guy than the average man
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