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#11 - electro (05/15/2013) [-]
I used to do the dog chase thing, until my dog figured it out... she eventually would just take off and i would have no idea where since i was running in the opposite direction
#1 - kampi (05/14/2013) [-]
< What I said after I've read these.
#92 to #1 - jonnyfunk (05/15/2013) [-]
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#72 - suitupsam (05/15/2013) [-]
>"This naturally compels them to give chase"
>Sounds cool, I should try that
>Try it
>It's a pit-bull
>MFW I realize it's not a game anymore
#81 - ClaayTheManIsBack (05/15/2013) [-]
What most people's screen looked like after being on this picture for 6 seconds.
User avatar #88 to #81 - sweener (05/15/2013) [-]
...vista?
#115 to #88 - ratchkae (05/15/2013) [-]
windows 98 actually.
User avatar #111 to #88 - iphoneguy (05/15/2013) [-]
look at the taskbar
#96 to #81 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
vista noob
#76 - anonymoose (05/15/2013) [-]
The sad truth of the internet.
#32 - phuckinthingsucks (05/15/2013) [-]
I swear I am like part dyslexic. I read it as "Flip a cow..." MFW
User avatar #120 to #32 - stallwallwriter (05/15/2013) [-]
Decision making: kansas style.
#21 - xtremedeath (05/15/2013) [-]
God ******* dammit. my dog got out earlier today and i chased him down for like 10 minutes. if i woulda thought of that....... **** !
#46 - OmegaZero (05/15/2013) [-]
ducks have never been the same since i saw this   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY   
   
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ducks have never been the same since i saw this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

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#113 to #46 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
this was.....disturbing
this was.....disturbing
#121 to #46 - jacksteel (05/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did I just watch?
#2 - vycanismajoris (05/14/2013) [-]
This doesn't work in my PC because it's really old and it still runs on windows XP, let's see if it can help any of you.
User avatar #68 to #2 - zaxzwim (05/15/2013) [-]
what operating system is that supposed to work on?
#3 to #2 - vycanismajoris (05/14/2013) [-]
I also have this in my folder.
#97 to #3 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
the toothpaste vs zit one...
i tried that...
i had several at the time, it felt like my face was on fire.
i manadged to keep it on for 10 minutes then i had to take it off, it was horribly unpleasant.
#39 to #3 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
tried the chapstick one a while back but with Burts Bees instead of Chapstick brand. Hurt like a mother.

As for the book and movie thing, I always ask that my kids read the book before seeing the movie (suggest, not force) because the movie is someone else's interpretation. If they see the movie second, its just important to know that the movie is someone else's interpretation of the book so they chose what parts they thought were most important and made their own changes.
User avatar #69 to #39 - darkcomy (05/15/2013) [-]
Exactly, if you watch the movie first, you already have a fixed vision of the fictional world which won't change. Book first, you can imagine it the way you want it.
User avatar #137 to #69 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
in my opinion, if you're going to read the book first, just don't watch the movie at all


possibly with the exception of lotr, simply because those were so well made.
User avatar #136 to #69 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
whenever you watch the movie after you read the book, you will be greatly dissapointed in the movie and it will look like ****


i ******* loved the LoTR movies, then i read the book and i ******* loved that too
but then i watched the movies again after having read the book, and i found myself going "that's not what happened, that's not how he looked, where'd that guy go? why did they leave that out?" all the time, it made my movie experience severely more ****** than it was.
movie first, book second=enjoy both greatly
book first, movie second=enjoy book greatly, majorly annoyed and dissapointed in movie

and lotr is one of the more accuracte and good depictions, the Eragon movie for example? or atla? the movies might have been ok by themselves, but they were complete and utter **** when having read the books, when i watched the eragon movie, i just wanted to strangle the director for having shat so hard with his explosive diarrhea on the story that i loved so much.
#9 to #3 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot, friend.
#36 - Forfunaccount (05/15/2013) [-]
SEE I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY, DUCKS ARE THE GREATEST OF ALL CREATURES.
User avatar #13 - lupislord (05/15/2013) [-]
>Giving advice on how to lie

I'm getting the impression this duck has some skeletons in his closet
User avatar #90 - golemnardah (05/15/2013) [-]
or instead of using ctrl shift esc you can right click the task bar.
User avatar #122 to #90 - pulluspardus (05/15/2013) [-]
most of the times though you go to the task manager because your computer froze.
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#45 - xast (05/15/2013) [-]
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Advice for the masses..
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User avatar #50 to #49 - roll (05/15/2013) [-]
hi
#52 to #50 - mastercolossus (05/15/2013) [-]
you must get alot of notifications.
User avatar #53 to #52 - roll (05/15/2013) [-]
i do
User avatar #62 to #53 - sluge (05/15/2013) [-]
roll
User avatar #63 to #62 - roll (05/15/2013) [-]
yo sluge
#82 to #63 - notified (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #82 - roll (05/15/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #6 - wakeup (05/14/2013) [-]
what do I do with the banana peel?
User avatar #24 to #6 - drdiddly (05/15/2013) [-]
wipe out in Mario Kart
#26 to #6 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Offer it to Satan as an exchange for taking away the itch.
#77 - nicolascagelover (05/15/2013) [-]
&lt;-- For our non-faggot OP, thank you.
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#30 - jesuscf (05/15/2013) [-]
Putting a dry towel in the dryer was disproven by house hold hackers
User avatar #23 - SirSheepy ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
>look for a satellite dish
or you know, the ******* sun.
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