Just Chuck Norris.... www.facebook.com/fiveatatime like the Facebook page for a chance to win $500 through Pay Pal by May 25th.. Bruce Lee is the only man who could defeat Chuck Norris. He may be dead now, but the only reason Norris is still alive is because he is afraid of what Bruce wil
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#65 - ninjaspartan (05/15/2013) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee.


Without a penis.
#43 - Forfunaccount (05/15/2013) [-]
Fixed for you OP*
#26 - ashedust (05/14/2013) [-]
I like my women like I like my...

Well... I like my women.
#126 to #26 - slashendrix (05/15/2013) [-]
WWANKKKKKAAAAAA!!!
#19 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris joke? Is this 2005 or something?
User avatar #58 to #19 - yutdollacwwwthree ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
And apparently it's good enough for nearly 1000 thumbs in merely 12 hours.

Why can't my content be this bad and get this many thumbs? Who thumbs these up?
#24 - bekindtoall (05/14/2013) [-]
I have always hated Chuck Norris jokes but this one was just truly awful!
#4 - holler (05/14/2013) [-]
Bruce Lee is the only man who could defeat Chuck Norris. He may be dead now, but the only reason Norris is still alive is because he is afraid of what Bruce will do to him in heaven.
#18 to #4 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]






There are a lot of people who could beat him up. Even in his prime.
#21 to #18 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
only bruce lee can beat up bruce lee
User avatar #123 to #18 - cadencee (05/15/2013) [-]
A lot of people? I highly doubt that. There would be a couple of people but Bruce lee was no push over. I mean unless you count 7 foot tall giant MMA fighters then i suppose Bruce was physically too small to beat a few of them.
User avatar #41 to #4 - iamnotstevenhooper ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
In an interview, Chuck Norris essentially said that he could beat Bruce Lee in a fight.

When asked who would win, he said: "Well, /I/ was a professional fighter."
User avatar #116 to #41 - HashMap (05/15/2013) [-]
I think he said something like "on karate rules". Which I would agree with. In a street fight I don't know who would win. If you choose to believe in Bruce Lee stories he would have the upper hand in a street fight, I guess.
User avatar #49 to #4 - pillowmeister (05/15/2013) [-]
"in heaven"
hah, Lee's in hell and norris will be too
they like a challenge
User avatar #94 to #4 - ilikebuttsex (05/15/2013) [-]
why are there heaps of chuck norris jokes but no Brucle Lee jokes?

Bruce Lee is no joke.
#70 to #4 - Cambro (05/15/2013) [-]
The Bruce Lee/Norris fight was filmed in 1972. 41 years later, Chuck looks like he has barely aged a day. Bruce Lee won the fight, but Chuck Norris is a damn immortal
The Bruce Lee/Norris fight was filmed in 1972. 41 years later, Chuck looks like he has barely aged a day. Bruce Lee won the fight, but Chuck Norris is a damn immortal
#83 to #4 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
No, Chuck Norris has been dead for 15 years but Death is too afraid to tell him.
#8 to #4 - flusteredmoose (05/14/2013) [-]
Or he isn't dead because it isn't his time.
User avatar #13 to #8 - usbfridge (05/14/2013) [-]
What if they mutually agreed to have stunt doubles fight while they privately destroy one another in a fight to the death, then have the other resurrect them. They were just about evenly matched, but everyone knows your average ginger can't beat your average asian.
User avatar #23 to #13 - admiralen (05/14/2013) [-]
>implying theres anything average about either of them
User avatar #132 to #23 - usbfridge (05/15/2013) [-]
<implying Gingers and Asians aren't normal people.
#3 - jorisnl (05/14/2013) [-]
Uploads 3 contents.
All get ******** of thumbs in first hour.
Seems legit.
#68 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (05/15/2013) [-]
**mcfluffykins rolls 7**
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#74 to #68 - miscarriage (05/15/2013) [-]
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wow good job, a 10% chance.

here trophy

trophy 4 u

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#107 to #74 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
actually its a 1% chance, the chance of having the same image as the roll = 10 * 10
#131 to #107 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Its a 1/10 chance as getting the same number as your image that you uploaded
#111 - mcquiston (05/15/2013) [-]
Only 5? What a faggot.
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#9 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I wasn't aware that Chuck Norris jokes were still relevant.
User avatar #105 to #9 - bootymaster (05/15/2013) [-]
They aren't, my friend.. they aren't..
#2 to #1 - logicstrike (05/14/2013) [-]
"checks his closet" are you implying that Bruce Lee was gay?
User avatar #10 to #2 - Lintutu (05/14/2013) [-]
>being this retarded
User avatar #11 to #10 - gytisout (05/14/2013) [-]
is an art
User avatar #17 to #10 - logicstrike (05/14/2013) [-]
what I can't make a dumb joke about being in the closet referring to homosexuals as well being a popular hiding ground for monsters?
#122 - skiskate (05/15/2013) [-]
Meh
Meh
User avatar #95 - misticalz ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
>Chuck Norris jokes.



















Are you sure you aren't all 12?
#98 to #95 - niggerflip (05/15/2013) [-]
&quot;Im twelve and a half leave me alone!&quot;
"Im twelve and a half leave me alone!"
#102 - thisotherdude (05/15/2013) [-]
Dude, Chuck Norris jokes haven't been funny for years and Chuck hasn't really been considered all that badass in just as long.
#38 - nooneofinterest (05/15/2013) [-]
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#104 - anotherponyaccount (05/15/2013) [-]
**anotherponyaccount rolled a random image posted in comment #2023147 at Friendly ** how I like my women
#109 - suiker (05/15/2013) [-]






Wow, Chuck Norris jokes are so funny and they will always be timeless and hilarious. Especially this one with such a great buildup and incredible punchline
User avatar #120 to #109 - xxxansweredxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
Hey, **** you, I'm on a slow internet. The build-up for that punch line was outstanding.
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