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#4 - holler
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Bruce Lee is the only man who could defeat Chuck Norris. He may be dead now, but the only reason Norris is still alive is because he is afraid of what Bruce will do to him in heaven.
#83 to #4 - anon id: 9a45179c
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No, Chuck Norris has been dead for 15 years but Death is too afraid to tell him.
#12 to #4 - mrastrozombie
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User avatar #41 to #4 - iamnotstevenhooper
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In an interview, Chuck Norris essentially said that he could beat Bruce Lee in a fight.

When asked who would win, he said: "Well, /I/ was a professional fighter."
User avatar #116 to #41 - HashMap
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I think he said something like "on karate rules". Which I would agree with. In a street fight I don't know who would win. If you choose to believe in Bruce Lee stories he would have the upper hand in a street fight, I guess.
User avatar #49 to #4 - pillowmeister
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"in heaven"
hah, Lee's in hell and norris will be too
they like a challenge
#18 to #4 - anonymoose
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There are a lot of people who could beat him up. Even in his prime.
User avatar #123 to #18 - cadencee
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A lot of people? I highly doubt that. There would be a couple of people but Bruce lee was no push over. I mean unless you count 7 foot tall giant MMA fighters then i suppose Bruce was physically too small to beat a few of them.
#21 to #18 - anon id: 3a4e5881
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only bruce lee can beat up bruce lee
User avatar #94 to #4 - ilikebuttsex
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why are there heaps of chuck norris jokes but no Brucle Lee jokes?

Bruce Lee is no joke.
#70 to #4 - Cambro
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The Bruce Lee/Norris fight was filmed in 1972. 41 years later, Chuck looks like he has barely aged a day. Bruce Lee won the fight, but Chuck Norris is a damn immortal
The Bruce Lee/Norris fight was filmed in 1972. 41 years later, Chuck looks like he has barely aged a day. Bruce Lee won the fight, but Chuck Norris is a damn immortal
#8 to #4 - flusteredmoose
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Or he isn't dead because it isn't his time.
User avatar #13 to #8 - usbfridge
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What if they mutually agreed to have stunt doubles fight while they privately destroy one another in a fight to the death, then have the other resurrect them. They were just about evenly matched, but everyone knows your average ginger can't beat your average asian.
User avatar #23 to #13 - admiralen
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>implying theres anything average about either of them
User avatar #132 to #23 - usbfridge
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<implying Gingers and Asians aren't normal people.
#19 - anonymoose
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Chuck Norris joke? Is this 2005 or something?
User avatar #58 to #19 - yutdollacwwwthree
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And apparently it's good enough for nearly 1000 thumbs in merely 12 hours.

Why can't my content be this bad and get this many thumbs? Who thumbs these up?
#24 - bekindtoall
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I have always hated Chuck Norris jokes but this one was just truly awful!
#1 - mudkipfucker
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#2 to #1 - logicstrike
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"checks his closet" are you implying that Bruce Lee was gay?
User avatar #10 to #2 - Lintutu
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>being this retarded
User avatar #11 to #10 - gytisout
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is an art
User avatar #17 to #10 - logicstrike
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what I can't make a dumb joke about being in the closet referring to homosexuals as well being a popular hiding ground for monsters?
#127 to #2 - rihardololz
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yfw
#68 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account**
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#74 to #68 - miscarriage
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#107 to #74 - anon id: 0b370cdb
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actually its a 1% chance, the chance of having the same image as the roll = 10 * 10
#131 to #107 - anon id: 536ad682
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Its a 1/10 chance as getting the same number as your image that you uploaded
#26 - ashedust
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#65 - ninjaspartan
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#43 - Forfunaccount
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