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She's kinda a fag hag. She played for the same charity on celebrity apprentice.. i.. ' iit, After comedian Lisa Lampanelli heard that the Westboro Baptists l sh

She played for the same charity on celebrity apprentice.

i.. ' iit, After comedian Lisa Lampanelli
heard that the Westboro Baptists
l show in Topeka, Kansas, she
P. k p; ill' promised to donate , 000 to the
ill _ ' f _ Gay Men' s Health Crisis for every
tta _ ll) protester that showed up. Before
r , l starting her show, she tallied up
the turncoat, stating to her crowd
in front of the protesters), "These
assholes have contributed to the
Gay Men' s Health Crisis , 000!"
I ***** with Lisa Lampanelli.
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#3 - anon
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(05/14/2013) [-]
So only 20 showed up?
#98 to #3 - oceanfrank
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Do you honestly think ANY person wants to be affiliated with the WBC?
#5 to #3 - sodapops
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Believe it or not, but the WBC are only about 40 people in total.
#72 to #5 - BroadSword
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Theres actually roughly 71, its mostly one family with a few friends on the side.
#193 to #72 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#210 to #193 - rieskimo
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Kevin Smith pulled a lot of inspiration from his run-ins with the WBC.
#226 to #210 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#227 to #226 - rieskimo
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He's still very funny, but he has been lacking a bit in the movie department. I'd suggest giving his podcasts a listen to. I personally like Smodcast, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old, and Hollywood Babble On.
#228 to #227 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#216 to #5 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Meh less peeps for me to kill
#140 to #5 - critality
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(05/15/2013) [-]
40-ish people that a **** ton of people have a severe dislike for
#13 to #5 - anon
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(05/14/2013) [-]
People get misconceptions do to athiests using the 40 members of the west bro as an example for the whole of the catholic community.
#15 to #13 - Ruspanic
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(05/14/2013) [-]
They're not Catholic
#45 to #15 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
They're Westboro Baptists
#185 to #45 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Westboro faptists
#163 to #13 - dmkstarstar
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Why does everyone hate Atheists?
I'm not one myself I don't even have a religion either because
I'm a strong black woman who ain't need no Jesus
but I think that if we're gonna blame people split the blame equality.
imb4 red thumbs and people most likely calling me a retard.
#191 to #163 - gyssle
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(05/15/2013) [-]
The same reason as any other belief (or lack thereof). The loud minority who verbally attacks other beliefs/religions and their followers. Said loud minority may be the only impression one has of a such group, since those who just live and let live tend to do just that and leave such discussions alone. That's how I see it, at least.
#161 to #13 - RandomAnonGuy
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Did everyone miss the implication that all atheists do that? Or did I just infer it?
#11 to #5 - anon
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(05/14/2013) [-]
Then why do we give them any attention...
#170 to #11 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
so you don't pay attention to more problematic things.
#4 - Cleavland Steamer
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#39 to #4 - anon
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(05/14/2013) [-]
o.o the zip code's first numbers are 666.
#55 to #4 - GhostOfRavenclaw
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(05/15/2013) [-]
that name!
#42 - HellsSponge
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(05/15/2013) [-]
"Nobody ***** with Lisa Lampanelli"

Except for every black guy, ever.

Pretty sure the million-man march was just a line.
#62 to #42 - keiishiyama
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(05/15/2013) [-]
They **** her, not with her.
#160 to #62 - gunaseelan
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(05/15/2013) [-]
They don't do orgies??
#14 - billshitzing
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(05/14/2013) [-]
>be a gay man in crisis
>hear of this
>invite all my gay friends in crisis to get a 'fag in hell banner'
>all turn up at her show
>???
>profit
#20 - snappywilliams
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(05/14/2013) [-]
Mfw I live in topeka and have to deal with these **** nuggets. Every. Single. Day.
Mfw I live in topeka and have to deal with these **** nuggets. Every. Single. Day.
#104 to #20 - linktheherooftime
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(05/15/2013) [-]
**** yeah! Another Kansas bro.
#105 to #104 - snappywilliams
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Topeka?
#111 to #105 - linktheherooftime
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(05/15/2013) [-]
No I live in Minneapolis. It's about 20 minutes north of Salina.
#203 to #111 - snappywilliams
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Ah
Yeah
I've been there
#134 to #20 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Please, Please do something hilariously insulting to them. Please, it brings the world so much joy.
#46 to #20 - ibsmiley
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I'm an hour away, so I see them around fairly often too :/
#137 to #20 - undeadwill
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(05/15/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Green thumb if you murder them.

Pic related.
Its the cops.
#201 to #137 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
go do it yourself buddy.
#56 to #20 - srskate
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(05/15/2013) [-]
You look at this the wrong way

You have been given the golden opportunity to **** with them every day.
#83 to #56 - tomthehippie
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(05/15/2013) [-]
You know... personally, I think I'd wait until they all left for the night, then super glue pictures of men having sex with men, and women having sex with women, all over their building. Literally, I would cover every square inch of their building in homosexual porn.

I wouldn't care if I had to spend hundreds of dollars, or go to jail afterwards. It would be worth it to see their reactions when they show up on Sunday for their weekly hate orgy, and find their church covered with homosexual porn.
#85 to #83 - srskate
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I like you
#86 to #85 - tomthehippie
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Yeah, I'm a Christian, but those WBC ***** are not true Christians. They are hate mongers that need something other than themselves to hate so they can force themselves to believe that they actually matter.
#68 to #56 - snappywilliams
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Oooooo Believe me I have :^)
#23 to #20 - mymiddleleg ONLINE
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(05/14/2013) [-]
you know, for ***** and giggles
#87 to #20 - treborsivad
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(05/15/2013) [-]
You tell them from me, a fellow Christian, that they're all gay.
#94 to #87 - snappywilliams
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to give them your Huehue too.
#66 to #20 - agonizingkingjake
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(05/15/2013) [-]
....is it hot in topeka?
#67 to #66 - snappywilliams
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(05/15/2013) [-]
It was 98 Degrees earlier so yes. Yes it is Hot in topeka.
#69 to #67 - agonizingkingjake
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Comment Picture
#77 to #69 - derpybestpony
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(05/15/2013) [-]
how long you been waiting to do that?
#79 to #77 - agonizingkingjake
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Too long my friend
#116 to #69 - atrocitustheking
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(05/15/2013) [-]
What pisses me off is that he didn't even say the name of my hometown right in that episode...
#22 to #20 - mymiddleleg ONLINE
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(05/14/2013) [-]
Next time you see them hold hand with some guy and skip past them while giving them the finger
#24 to #22 - snappywilliams
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(05/14/2013) [-]
Lmao you have no idea how much I walk past there house to go to sonic and do some gay **** in front of them.
#25 to #24 - mymiddleleg ONLINE
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(05/14/2013) [-]
I would do the same lol
#114 to #20 - kidsquicker
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(05/15/2013) [-]
>Strip naked and paint your body with rainbow stripes
>Sneak into the head of the church's house at night
>Handcuff his hands and feet to his bed posts
>Stuff a large ball gag with the center drilled out into his mouth
>Kneel on his chest and rest your member on his face
>He looks up at you, terror swelling in his narrow-minded eyes
>You stare down at him, a 12 in. black strap on across your forehead like a mystical dildacorn
>The rainbow stripes painted on your naked body glisten in the moonlight
>Softly sing gospel music as you make dirty love to his hate hole
>Spew Satan's nectar down his throat, then kiss his cheek softly
>Whisper "Now god will never love you" into his ear, then flee into the night
>Every year on the anniversary of the event, leave a lone mayonnaise packet on his doorstep
He'll never show his intolerant face in public again.
#122 to #114 - linktheherooftime
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Oh god. That's the greatest thing I've read all day.
#202 to #114 - snappywilliams
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(05/15/2013) [-]
10/10 Op will deliver
#27 - thecirclenumbertau
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(05/14/2013) [-]
They protested, and she had to pay up. Sounds like they owned her to me.
#63 to #27 - defender
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#31 to #27 - extravix
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I don't think you understand.
They are against gays. She gave money to the gay Men's Health Crisis for each one that showed up.
#32 to #31 - thecirclenumbertau
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I do not think that you understand. They are against her. She lost money to some gay club.
#33 to #32 - extravix
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(05/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure she can afford it.
She wanted to donate...
#35 to #33 - thecirclenumbertau
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Well I am sure that the club for gay men's health could afford not getting the donation.
#36 to #35 - extravix
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(05/14/2013) [-]
Are you ******* retarded?
#40 to #36 - thecirclenumbertau
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No.
#48 to #40 - backupclover
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure it's a charity to give healthcare to gay men with health problems maybe related to gay activites.
#53 to #40 - gunguru
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(05/15/2013) [-]
how smart this guy is.
#76 to #40 - kerfufflemachtwo
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#70 to #40 - redfacekid
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(05/15/2013) [-]
You're one of those rare stupid people.
#59 to #40 - ofmiceandmen
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Dear lord...

You're so stupid.
#61 to #40 - vatra
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Are you sure?
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#88 to #40 - kyrill
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was gonna say 4/10, but it really got a bunch of people. 7/10
#99 - timmywankenobi
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(05/15/2013) [-]
This might be a dumb question but how does one determine if a crisis is gay or not ?
#101 to #99 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(05/15/2013) [-]
gay men's health crisis has primarily to do with AIDS.
#102 to #101 - timmywankenobi
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(05/15/2013) [-]
oh okay ...do they know that wearing condoms prevents that stuff pretty well ?
#107 to #102 - taintedangel
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(05/15/2013) [-]
it's one of those groups that tries to cure AIDS, and help people cope with it when they catch it.
#166 to #99 - Furubatsu
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It sparkles with rainbows, duh
#103 to #99 - bulletone
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(05/15/2013) [-]
The FAGSS association. Friends And gays Social System. They go around from place to place with their ironic names in order to determine what is gay or not.
The FAGSS association. Friends And gays Social System. They go around from place to place with their ironic names in order to determine what is gay or not.
#121 to #99 - darkjustifier
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(05/15/2013) [-]
magic
#123 to #121 - sepheroth
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If it's magical, it's gay?
#217 to #123 - darkjustifier
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#118 to #99 - romdude
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If the crisis is sexually attracted to other crisis of the same gender, no ****.
#120 to #118 - timmywankenobi
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(05/15/2013) [-]
oh that makes sense .
#30 - extravix
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(05/14/2013) [-]
You guys know they have a phone, right?
Have at it.
#34 to #30 - ihatem
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(05/14/2013) [-]
What does this number mean?
Is this a house address? I think you need a road and city or something
#92 to #34 - adunsaveme
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(05/15/2013) [-]
How in the ******* intestines of the ************* earthworm of Parliax 5 can you not see that it's a ******* phone number you turd-hurdling poodle
#229 to #92 - ihatem
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I'm not serious
#136 to #34 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk must literally be populated by twelve year olds, since everyone thought you were serious.

poe's law, faggots.
#171 to #136 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
uh...yeah, ok, ihatem.
#37 to #34 - anon
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It's a phone number, you retard.
#41 to #37 - ihatem
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I know what a phone number is, people that stupid don't actually exist, they're just internet myths like breakable nokia phones and un-spilled chocolate milk.
#110 to #41 - thezillis
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(05/15/2013) [-]
You've clearly proven that these people do exist
#89 to #41 - atkissonbr
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(05/15/2013) [-]
dafuq bro
#44 to #41 - pridefulmatthew
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(05/15/2013) [-]
you doubt my power?
#204 to #44 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
it says breakable, not un-breakable...
#51 to #30 - doctorstein
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Whose number is it?
#129 to #30 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I've been looking for battle toads, maybe they have a couple copies....


just maybe
#106 - nathanielcockburn
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(05/15/2013) [-]
what if the protestors were actually gay men in disguise
#143 to #106 - trevanman
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(05/15/2013) [-]
that.....would actually make sense.
#138 to #106 - niggerflip
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#58 - pillowmeister
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(05/15/2013) [-]
It's hot in topeka...
#124 to #58 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
TO PEEEE KA