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#23 - whoisthatguyable
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I remember there was this fat bitch at my school, who would always pick on the smaller girls saying that they don't have "Curves" Of course they didn't give a ****, and neither did anyone else. But the one day, fat bitch starts going off on this one girl, who is about five foot five, weighing about 90 pounds. Tiny girl. So fat bitch starts bitching at tiny girl, giving her **** because she lost at least twenty pounds in the last few months. I have no idea how she knew that, but other girl starts crying. She says to the fat bitch that she has an autoimmune disorder and her medication makes her lose dramatic amounts of weight. This hits close to home for me, because my sister has the same problem. Anyway, fat bitch has the nerve to say,"You're a lying **** you anorexic bitch" So I ask her what her excuse for being overweight is, and she says that its from depression. So I say,"What the **** do you have to be depressed about?" And she says because of the death of her parents. So I, in all of my wisdom and witty humor, say,"Did you eat them?" All 200 student in the cafeteria begin laughing their asses off. Fat bitch cries and runs out. Whoisthatguyable saves the day. Thin girl gives me a hug. Fat bitch tries to sue me for harassment, instead gets written up for bullying. Of course everyone forgot about the whole thing a week later but I think it was funny :/

TL;DR Fat bitch gets told, whoisthatguyable is hero of the day
#243 to #23 - severepwner
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I'm just going to pretend that you married skinny girl because life should be a good romance story.
#197 to #23 - walhor
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Please come to my school, we have about 10 of them in my class.
#189 to #23 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
you, sir, are a hero
#170 to #23 - oceanfrank
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(05/15/2013) [-]
you actually had the audacity to make fun of an orphan? I mean I probably woulda said that in my mind but I would handled it a bit better. Woulda told her, "oh. But seriously stop, it's not funny and it's not cool. She has her problems, you have yours, dont make yourself her problems too." or some **** like that. Both situations are terrible but she didn't deserve that.
#272 to #170 - lorkhan
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I would have said something along the line "And you think it makes it okay for you to bully this girl?" But some people need to get their lesson learned, either hard or sooooooft...
#269 to #170 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
It aint bad if she's fat
#204 to #170 - toosexyforyou
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Start leaving your house a bit more often and you'll realize that some people need that.
#180 to #170 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
people need consequences to learn and improve. When someone pulls a dick move and gets away scotch-free they don't become a better person. People need to know there's a line, and get a better sense for it
#155 to #23 - hillbillypowpow
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(05/15/2013) [-]
You are a good person and I'm proud of you as a human being.
#137 to #23 - ohgodwhyme [OP]
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(05/15/2013) [-]
LMAO Bravo!
#114 to #23 - patriotpenguin
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(05/15/2013) [-]
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#109 to #23 - dafq
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Medications do crazy things man. I was prescribed meds for my add a month ago and I've lost 20 pounds. But kudos to you man for standing up to the whale
#199 to #109 - jakeattack
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(05/15/2013) [-]
feels man, imagine having 2 meds for adhd and another for depression. lol 3 a day:/
#104 to #23 - zackmorris ONLINE
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(05/15/2013) [-]
And at the end of the day, you still made an orphan cry.
And at the end of the day, you still made an orphan cry.
#127 to #104 - GnRNoD ONLINE
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(05/15/2013) [-]
That day, was a good day for whoisthatguyable
#112 to #104 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
lolz, dat cookie look like a dick
#44 to #23 - deandrummer
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(05/15/2013) [-]
You have gained my respect and admiration, my good man.
#40 to #23 - derpmcfly
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Can I be your friend?
#33 to #23 - sxeindi
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(05/15/2013) [-]
sounds like that chick can differentiate between being proud of her body and being a bitch. about time someone called her out on it
#36 to #33 - sxeindi
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(05/15/2013) [-]
can't***
#28 to #23 - intestines
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I love stories like these. What makes her think that she can make fun of someone ESPECIALLY for something that they can't even help. What a cunt. I applaud you