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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#23 - whoisthatguyable
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I remember there was this fat bitch at my school, who would always pick on the smaller girls saying that they don't have "Curves" Of course they didn't give a ****, and neither did anyone else. But the one day, fat bitch starts going off on this one girl, who is about five foot five, weighing about 90 pounds. Tiny girl. So fat bitch starts bitching at tiny girl, giving her **** because she lost at least twenty pounds in the last few months. I have no idea how she knew that, but other girl starts crying. She says to the fat bitch that she has an autoimmune disorder and her medication makes her lose dramatic amounts of weight. This hits close to home for me, because my sister has the same problem. Anyway, fat bitch has the nerve to say,"You're a lying **** you anorexic bitch" So I ask her what her excuse for being overweight is, and she says that its from depression. So I say,"What the **** do you have to be depressed about?" And she says because of the death of her parents. So I, in all of my wisdom and witty humor, say,"Did you eat them?" All 200 student in the cafeteria begin laughing their asses off. Fat bitch cries and runs out. Whoisthatguyable saves the day. Thin girl gives me a hug. Fat bitch tries to sue me for harassment, instead gets written up for bullying. Of course everyone forgot about the whole thing a week later but I think it was funny :/

TL;DR Fat bitch gets told, whoisthatguyable is hero of the day
User avatar #170 to #23 - oceanfrank
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you actually had the audacity to make fun of an orphan? I mean I probably woulda said that in my mind but I would handled it a bit better. Woulda told her, "oh. But seriously stop, it's not funny and it's not cool. She has her problems, you have yours, dont make yourself her problems too." or some **** like that. Both situations are terrible but she didn't deserve that.
User avatar #272 to #170 - lorkhan
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I would have said something along the line "And you think it makes it okay for you to bully this girl?" But some people need to get their lesson learned, either hard or sooooooft...
User avatar #204 to #170 - toosexyforyou
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Start leaving your house a bit more often and you'll realize that some people need that.
#269 to #170 - anon id: 7357e410
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It aint bad if she's fat
#180 to #170 - anon id: 652a4933
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people need consequences to learn and improve. When someone pulls a dick move and gets away scotch-free they don't become a better person. People need to know there's a line, and get a better sense for it
#189 to #23 - anon id: c977ab61
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you, sir, are a hero
User avatar #197 to #23 - walhor
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Please come to my school, we have about 10 of them in my class.
User avatar #243 to #23 - severepwner
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I'm just going to pretend that you married skinny girl because life should be a good romance story.
User avatar #44 to #23 - deandrummer
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You have gained my respect and admiration, my good man.
#114 to #23 - patriotpenguin
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User avatar #137 to #23 - ohgodwhyme [OP]
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LMAO Bravo!
#155 to #23 - hillbillypowpow
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You are a good person and I'm proud of you as a human being.
User avatar #40 to #23 - derpmcfly
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Can I be your friend?
#28 to #23 - intestines
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I love stories like these. What makes her think that she can make fun of someone ESPECIALLY for something that they can't even help. What a cunt. I applaud you
#33 to #23 - sxeindi
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sounds like that chick can differentiate between being proud of her body and being a bitch. about time someone called her out on it
#36 to #33 - sxeindi
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can't***
#109 to #23 - dafq
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Medications do crazy things man. I was prescribed meds for my add a month ago and I've lost 20 pounds. But kudos to you man for standing up to the whale
#199 to #109 - jakeattack
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feels man, imagine having 2 meds for adhd and another for depression. lol 3 a day:/
#104 to #23 - zackmorris
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And at the end of the day, you still made an orphan cry.
And at the end of the day, you still made an orphan cry.
#127 to #104 - GnRNoD
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That day, was a good day for whoisthatguyable
#112 to #104 - anon id: 42fa8540
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lolz, dat cookie look like a dick
#7 - grindor
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#264 to #7 - powellrebecca
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read this on another similar post, seriously hilarious, and everyone can relate to it for sure   
   
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read this on another similar post, seriously hilarious, and everyone can relate to it for sure

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#278 to #7 - nastoy
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Thank you kind sir for sharing this fantastic 4chan content with us.
This really improved my day.
#279 to #7 - heartgoldawesome
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That was great!
That was great!
User avatar #32 to #7 - stonedplatypus
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This is just... perfect. I wish I could thumb you to Oblivion
User avatar #34 to #7 - mattseven
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Makes me hate fatties. GLORIOUS!
User avatar #39 to #7 - nggamer
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that was ******* awesome
User avatar #12 to #7 - shinycharizard
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That was the best thing I've read in a very long time.
#179 to #7 - penguinsaresexy
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It's not letting me load it(( and it looks glorious
User avatar #43 to #7 - derpmcfly
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I wanna find this guy, and give him the highest of all highfives.
User avatar #158 to #7 - ktbmnf
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thats the best story i have ever heard. please sir, can i have another?
User avatar #161 to #7 - songemot
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I would pay to see a movie about this.
#31 to #7 - HordeyWordey
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#25 to #7 - tubaplayah
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Amazing. That is the only way to describe this
#27 to #7 - acemanioo
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that. was. glorious.
#21 to #7 - anon id: 44312dfc
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that was a beautiful story.
User avatar #118 to #7 - symmiie
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I don't know why, but my favorite part about that entire story was

>Chillbro bails.
User avatar #14 to #7 - theRomaniantroll
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For anyone offput by the length, it's worth the read, and it's funny all the way down so you don't have to wait for a punchline. Also, "I'm a doctor not a miracle worker" I lost my ****.
User avatar #15 - tehcashew
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>Be 18 at friends house
>fat **** free-loader who lives at his house comes over later on
>everything fine for a couple hours
>then ******** says I bet I could take you Anon, you look like a pussy
>look at him "You sure"
>I'm 6'1" and 205lbs mostly muscle, wrestled, played football and ran track for 3 years
>Best friend is 6'8" or so and around 325, makes me look small
>******** "yeah I know I can"
>Me, standing up, "alright. Try it then"
>******** charges me with the force of a thousand doughnuts
>I make slight side-step, grab shoulder, use his momentum roll him mid-air
>His knee touches ground
>breaks on contact
>Makes sound of branded dolphin
>Best friend laughing his ass off
>lean down to ********* ear "Are you sure? Are you totally sure"
>he hides when I come over now
#77 to #15 - anon id: e74896e7
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> ARE YOU ******* SORRY
#191 to #15 - anon id: c977ab61
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>breaks on contact
>makes sound of branded dolphin
I laughed so hard I think I pulled an abdominal muscle
#157 to #15 - allion
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that was alpha as ****
#171 to #15 - koobzacc
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#47 to #15 - mushizombie
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You're an alpha. Lets ****.
You're an alpha. Lets ****.
#1 - sorrybut
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User avatar #13 - kikisu
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>Walking down hall at high school
>Average build girl
>Trying to get to class on time when the traffic starts to slow
>Thar she blows!
>Whale McLardass standing in the middle of the hall talking to slightly smaller elephant seal friend
>Oh hell no
>Don't move from my path as I walk past, giving the whale my shoulder
>Glad I didn't break anything
>Whale turns around, screams "What where you're goin' you fat bitch."
>Turn around
>"It was hard to see my way with your tail fin in the way you cunt."
>Bitch goes into attack mode, comes near me
>"Say that to my face."
>"If I do you might eat it."
>She walks away in tears
I see her from time to time in the hall, doubt she remembers me. Usually talking about how all men are pigs.
#218 to #13 - anon id: 4e447857
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"Whale McLardass"
User avatar #82 to #13 - jiltist
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Why would you seek out confrontation like that? You could've just as easily said "excuse me" and walked past. No confrontation needed.
User avatar #85 to #82 - kikisu
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There are almost 2000 kids at my school, and we only have a very short amount of time to get places. If I can tell a person is stopped momentarily, I won't do anything. But this whale was just standing in the middle of the hall blocking traffic. I refused to move. I don't care about confrontation.
User avatar #200 to #85 - coolcalx
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my school had a hallway that was way too small for the kids to get through it. when I was a senior, I was trying to walk to class, and noticed a freshman just standing in the hallway (more importantly, in my way). naturally, I picked him up, and placed him out of the way and told him "you can't stand here."
User avatar #202 to #200 - kikisu
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I'd do something like that if I wasn't such a weakling.
User avatar #206 to #202 - coolcalx
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well, I'm a male, so that helps.
User avatar #106 to #85 - roflsaucer
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I think everyone hates that. It has nothing to do with whether they are fat or not, it's just generally rude to stand in the way of others.
It's ESPECIALLY bad when it comes to underclassmen. On the way to a couple of my classes I have to walk through hallways with classrooms for Freshman and Sophomores, and they just stand in groups of 6 in the hallway. Irritating as hell.
User avatar #107 to #106 - kikisu
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I seriously shoulder shove the **** out of them. Like there is no reason to be doing that. I only mention she was fat because she called me fat when I'm easily half her weight.
User avatar #110 to #107 - roflsaucer
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I've gotten use to it enough now that I can just squeeze through people, but that really only applies to people with a thinner body type. Fat people ARE the worst when they do it, because for some reason they don't seem to realize they are fat.

If there really was no other option though, I'd probably do the same and shoulder through.
#98 to #82 - dodosareextinct
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Whale started the confrontation. Pretty sure an "excuse me" wouldn't have made her go away if she was looking for a fight.
User avatar #102 to #98 - kikisu
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I did let my shoulder hit her, but in my defense bitch was in the middle of the walk way.
User avatar #212 to #13 - undeadwill
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>Be me,
>Be in High school
> German girl comes to school
>She has never had any sugary sweet food like twinkies (Remember those?)
> Buy a **** ton of this **** because I'm a nice guy,
> Twinkies ho hos, two 12 packs of soda, and all the good stuff.
> Metal bro and fat bro in shock how much **** I brought
> We have a grand feast
>Everyone is jelly.
> At the end of the day I hand out some of the leftovers so I don't have to carry it all home.
> Fat bastard (Not to be confused with fat bro) comes up.
> I offer everyone ONE soda and ONE treat.
>Fat bastard takes two sodas "Its for my dad"
> I don't believe that **** for a second, but let him get away with it
> because he has abused my generosity and will not see it again
> I start to walk home
> Fat bastard lumbers along "Hey man can I have another?"
> Jimmies rustled.
> "You took more than your fat ass deserved!"
> On this day was my first negative encounter with fat bastard.
I have more stories about fat bastard if you like your jimmies rustled
User avatar #213 to #212 - kikisu
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I do, very much
User avatar #216 to #213 - undeadwill
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> Be me
> Be varsity football player
> I do extra point field goal and defense line
> Fat bastard sucks at his job
> ****** weighed 310 pounds when he was a sophomore (I know because they used our old weight in the line up chart)
> He bitches because he got kicked off extra point
> I get promotion and play every game
> Feelsgoodbro.jpg
> Fat bastard HATES me
> Before a game he lies to my face saying "Coach put me in so don't go out there"
> Ask coach (Which before a game they are usually tapping up guys so they don't break something usually don't want to have to deal with this ****)
> Coach tells him that I am on extra point, i see it its there I heard it said
> Coach goes back to taping
> Fat bastard "He said I was on Extra point"
> "I was just there"
> " I am not deaf"
> " He said I was on extra point"
> Don'tlietome.gif
> He never gets his spot back.
User avatar #219 to #216 - kikisu
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Dude sounds like a douche
User avatar #229 to #219 - undeadwill
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Imagine everything that makes a good troll and a horrible person. He is that. He's tried to get with every girl in school, all of them turn him down. When that fails and I come out of the closet he comes on to me. So I tell him I'll sue him for sexual harassment if he tries it again. (Two days in a row he would walk up behind me, lean over me, hand on my shoulder, whispering in my ear and ask me if I wanted his dick.)

He said "don't do it my grandma wouldn't like that"
"**** your Grammy you fat pile of god's mistake who will die with a whole big mac in his heart. You should have thought of that before you messed with me you fat ******* pile of narcissistic human garbage.
User avatar #241 to #229 - kikisu
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Oh god that's awful. Dude's just looking for more people to absorb into his body.
User avatar #285 to #241 - undeadwill
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He ate ultra gigga ******
User avatar #286 to #285 - kikisu
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Explains his already large girth. XD
User avatar #287 to #286 - undeadwill
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I mean the guy weighs more than even the biggest senior on the team and can't even do half our squats (The core of a good lineman is squats)

I've felt better hit from people a third of his size
User avatar #288 to #287 - kikisu
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I'm sure that means something (not a football girl)
User avatar #289 to #288 - undeadwill
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He does not lift despite being heavier than all of us.

User avatar #290 to #289 - kikisu
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Lol ok. That's bad. Sounds like a lard ass on my field hockey team my freshman year. I have asthma, but still did all the tours and crap, and yet she would complain about doing them.
User avatar #291 to #290 - undeadwill
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And he wants to be a be a pro football player.
User avatar #292 to #291 - kikisu
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Yeah and I'm gonna have a three way with Robert Downy Jr. and Angelina Jole
User avatar #293 to #292 - undeadwill
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He also is extremely lazy on the field and off.


I've run the entire length of the field to tackle a gun who caught a pass (I am not the fastest)
He won't even jog to the huddle.

When offered to refill the water jugs in exchange for less halos (You run the field with a weight over your head, its hell to deal with) He rolled his eyes and acted pissed so he had to go refill it anyway and do more halos when everyone else on the team would have been overjoyed to get time off.

And when its practice teams he refuses to switch out unless he feels like playing.
User avatar #294 to #293 - kikisu
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Can I kill him? Please? I don't even know you and this guy is pissing me off.
User avatar #295 to #294 - undeadwill
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He make me look fast when we run. Seriously I throw up all the time when we work out (Over drinking) and I've seen people in wheel chairs move faster.

He can't stand yo mama jokes or fat jokes about diabetes at all. Seriously.
I once let him use my side of the isle for his feet to lay down because despite my size I don't take up much space. I told him so long as he don't touch me or push me too much he could do it. He ignores the rules and kicks me for an hour. He then says the next day,
"You were trying to eat my foot"
My response,
"You are suppose to saw off your fat leg not eat it. That's what got you in this in the first place."

I do anything nice to this guy and he will see it as weakness.
#296 to #295 - kikisu
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Where this ****** at?
User avatar #300 to #296 - undeadwill
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Do it.
User avatar #301 to #300 - kikisu
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And done.
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Holy **** is he huge, I'm tempted to add him just to **** with him.
User avatar #302 to #294 - undeadwill
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Want me put this info on 4chan and see what they do?
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User avatar #304 to #303 - undeadwill
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Sweet
User avatar #103 to #13 - tenthdivine
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Ahh high school.. I don't miss it a bit..
#124 to #13 - dafq
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Mfw, Whale McLardass...
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#172 - TheCynic
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I dated a girl in high school who was about a 6/10 I guess. She wasn't fat, but was very curvy with an average waste. She was concerned, however, that she was fat. So she became bulimic and old me about two months into the relationship. I try to help her through the issue, give her encouragement and tell her her body is just fine, etc.

Eventually, she breaks up for me for her asshole ex. He doesn't take her back, and she immediately comes back to me. For three months, she practically begs for me to take her back. When she finally shuts up, I find another girl and date her instead. Out of the blue, old girlfriend texts me and says she wants to hang out. I tell her I can't because I'm dating someone else now. She begins flipping **** when I try to explain to her how it works. She starts calling me ugly and ****.

I warn her twice not to play this game with me.

"You'll never date anyone prettier than me!"
To which I respond,
"Bitch, you have to throw up to feel pretty."

She didn't respond. I haven't heard from her ever again.
#174 to #172 - anon id: ae0a20cf
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That last comment was probably just a bit uncalled for. Just a bit.
User avatar #175 to #174 - TheCynic
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I still feel awful about it from time to time.
#183 to #175 - taintedangel
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Don't.  You just saved yourself from, possibly, an endless cycle of her ****.
Don't. You just saved yourself from, possibly, an endless cycle of her ****.
User avatar #207 to #174 - toosexyforyou
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grow up
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#190 - thebannedzombie
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Long, but so ******* worth the read...
#273 to #190 - iBlondie
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Worth it.
Worth it.
#283 to #190 - faithrider
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i didn't want to but i read it anyway. ******* amazing.

<foodbro's face when
#250 to #190 - nuaden
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******* awesome story.
******* awesome story.
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I just spent 10minutes reading this, Damn good ending.