Rosaline. ====.. I wish I survived the play...


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#12 - lujan (05/14/2013) [-]
There's a girl I've been in love with for a while and I've told her. Luckily for me she is still really good friends with me, but says we'll never be together. I frequently tell her, "Just because I'm not your guy, doesn't mean you aren't my girl."
User avatar #17 to #12 - greenstrongworld (05/14/2013) [-]
You are a lucky bastard. Just be there for her whenever she needs a shoulder. She will realize how good of a guy you can be.

Or just drive a nice car and wear RayBans everywhere.
User avatar #20 to #12 - andovaredoras (05/14/2013) [-]
i have an *almost* similar case.
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User avatar #25 to #12 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]
It's beta off that way.
#8 - namesboo (05/14/2013) [-]
I wish I survived the play...
User avatar #19 to #8 - secretdestroyers (05/14/2013) [-]
Well, at least your movie did well in the theatre!
#26 to #8 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Too soon...
#14 to #8 - phippz (05/14/2013) [-]
Just let it go man.
#1 - calmindiandude (05/14/2013) [-]
I actually just want to reread the play just to make sure of this fact...
User avatar #71 to #1 - paintmered (05/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowtacos (05/14/2013) [-]
Reading is for nerds.
"Before Romeo meets Juliet, he loves Rosaline"
#6 to #4 - violentpixi (05/14/2013) [-]
Say that to my face!
Say that to my face!
User avatar #10 to #1 - flutterdashrainbow (05/14/2013) [-]
She's only in the start so you wont have to read that much
#15 to #1 - kontraband (05/14/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, it's actually not right - we just got done with this book in my English class.
It says "What if he's your Romeo, but you're not his Juliet"

It should say "What if she's your Juliet, but you're not her Romeo" because it was Romeo who was infatuated with Rosaline when she wouldn't even give him the time of day, not the other way around.
User avatar #24 to #1 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]
Rosaline is Juliet's cousin.
Romeo fancies Rosaline.
Romeo breaks into Capulet ball to see Rosaline.
Stumbles across Juliet.
Romeo is all "AWW **** SON! I WANNA TAP THAT **** " [direct quote]
Juliet is all "DAYUM SUN" [direct quote]
Rosaline is forgotten about.
Mercutio takes **** load of LSD/
User avatar #45 to #24 - manicekman (05/14/2013) [-]
Please speak more, I am graduating on Thursday and this book might be the question.
User avatar #47 to #45 - anonymoose (05/14/2013) [-]
Okay, scene starts some bloods n crips be walking down the street
the bloods see the crips and start finger biting
crips be like "niqqa do you bite your thumb at me?"
blood1 be like "yo blood, the pigs got our back if **** goes down"
blood2 be like "nah"
so bloods be like "nah dog, we aint bitin' **** at u"
but the crips aint havin none of their ****
Benvolio the blood comes in
Benvolio is all "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
Tablesalt the crip then starts attacking Benvolio n thats how the Bloods and Crips got serious

#52 to #47 - pheonixinstinct (05/14/2013) [-]
that was surprisingly should teach Shakespeare to the hoodrats. class that **** up abit.
#69 to #47 - thedarkassassin (05/14/2013) [-]
Saying that out loud makes it even funnier.
Saying that out loud makes it even funnier.
User avatar #50 to #47 - manicekman (05/14/2013) [-]
Thnx. Lets hope I drag "Báječná léta pod psa" or something like that.
User avatar #101 to #24 - ComicBookGuy (05/15/2013) [-]
Isn't it that Romeo and Rosaline had talked before the ball, but she told him that she didn't want to date and marry and all that **** , but then Romeo goes to the ball anyway to see her. That's where he sees Juliet and wants to get it in
#33 - diegotan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
That means he has to kill your cousin.
User avatar #37 - ivoryhammer (05/14/2013) [-]
I really hate that teens think Romeo and Juliet is a great love story.
User avatar #53 to #37 - soflyy (05/14/2013) [-]
well Juliet "falls in love" with Romeo because he's young, compared to a 40 something lord.. yeah sure VERY romantic
#65 to #37 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
It's a good love story, but it's still a tragedy.
User avatar #74 to #37 - bronybox (05/14/2013) [-]
The best part is that it's a comedy (a tragic comedy, but a comedy)
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User avatar #57 to #37 - deathcampforjewtie (05/14/2013) [-]
It was literally made as a tragedy, Shakespeare said so himself multiple times.
User avatar #39 to #37 - dedaluminus (05/14/2013) [-]
I know, right? It's a creepy stalker fan-fic that in this day and age would be banned, as child porn because of the respective ages of romeo and juliet.
User avatar #42 to #39 - ivoryhammer (05/14/2013) [-]
Like Twilight
User avatar #59 - hchambers (05/14/2013) [-]
At least you're not his Desdemona.
#68 - gavinchase (05/14/2013) [-]
But if you're Rosaline then that means you stay a virgin for the rest of your life...
#98 to #68 - sirhyde (05/15/2013) [-]
YAY FOR FUTURE DIARY!!! Have a thumb
YAY FOR FUTURE DIARY!!! Have a thumb
#104 to #100 - sirhyde (05/15/2013) [-]
You are very welcome.
You are very welcome.
#77 to #68 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
True, better than dying though.
#78 to #77 - gavinchase (05/14/2013) [-]
On one hand you can live shortly with your love.
On the other hand you live your life normally, but as a virgin.

I'm already slumped with the latter, but I think I'd rather die with my love.
User avatar #79 to #78 - wildikdog (05/14/2013) [-]
These yuno pics are so ironic to that statement, but i would probably go with the former just because love doesn't happen only once.
User avatar #83 to #79 - gavinchase (05/14/2013) [-]
My self confidence isn't high enough to believe I would be able to get someone to love me again. Let alone once, that's the reasoning for my decision.

Also, I think a Yandere like Yuno would love for their bf to have an opinion like that. That means they can kill them when they're still in love with them so they don't ever fall out of love with them (Yandere logic).
#85 to #83 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
Yep Yuno logic best logic, I've always had high enough confidience, but it's more about waiting for someone who is not a fake bitch to appear.
#89 to #85 - gavinchase (05/15/2013) [-]
Yuno is definitely best yandere.

I've only been in a relationship once. It ended up being a prank.
Actually, funnyjunk is the place that gave me enough confidence to ask her out. Awhile back I asked the magic conch if she would say yes. It said yea and everyone told me to do it so I did.
#90 to #89 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
**** i feel bad for you, i haven't been in one, because of course, im kinda a loner (not as bad as yuki though....i hope no ones that bad) and of course i don't chase fake bitches.....maybe we can become wizards
#91 to #90 - gavinchase (05/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't consider myself as much of a loser as what Yuki was, I got a pretty awesome friend I talk to everyday here on funnyjunk and one on Skype. I can agree with you there though, I rather die a virgin than date a whore.   
We shall become memorable wizards. Here, take this.
I wouldn't consider myself as much of a loser as what Yuki was, I got a pretty awesome friend I talk to everyday here on funnyjunk and one on Skype. I can agree with you there though, I rather die a virgin than date a whore.

We shall become memorable wizards. Here, take this.
User avatar #92 to #91 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
Yuki was a huge loser, but atleast he manned up eventually.
User avatar #93 to #92 - gavinchase (05/15/2013) [-]
Definitely, plus...


...he becomes a god.
User avatar #94 to #93 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
Already read the manga, and seen the anime....buying a anime dvd so i don't have to watch it off my dying comp.
#95 to #94 - gavinchase (05/15/2013) [-]
I have it on my computer and my Vita. I've rewatched it an unhealthy number of times.
User avatar #97 to #95 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
Im pretty much out of space on my vita because of the sheer amount of games, but i have also watched it to much...the dvd won't be helping.
User avatar #99 to #97 - gavinchase (05/15/2013) [-]
Tell me about it, I have two 32gig memory chips, both maxed out. Mirai Nikki and Anohana are the only videos I have on them, the rest is games. I was planning on buying the manga but I don't know where to get it. I doubt they ever translated it.
User avatar #103 to #99 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
They are translated only the last 2 aren't and the other ones so redial might not, paradox and mosiac aren't, but it's because tokyopop probably the biggest manga publisher in murica went out of business so such manga's as Mirai nikki, Kingdom Hearts and others from them weren't licensed, if you want them badly amazon sells them, i recently bought 1-6 again and i paid 50 dollars...and that was a steal, the first volume used usually sells for 60 dollars, the rest are alot cheaper, but it would be weird to begin without the first volume.
User avatar #105 to #103 - gavinchase (05/15/2013) [-]
That's a shame, I haven't started reading Redial yet, but I plan to. I'm just procrastinating.
User avatar #107 to #105 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
Redial isn't out yet, but the first volume has leaked and has been fan yeah...we still can read them, if you do wish to read them, on your phone or computer you can download fan translations.
User avatar #109 to #107 - gavinchase (05/15/2013) [-]
I just check MAL for updates and it said publishing. Said that for awhile, so I assumed.
I never really like fan translations, they can be pretty inaccurate.
User avatar #110 to #109 - wildikdog (05/15/2013) [-]
The fan translations for Future Diary are pretty good, since they are the only things we can compare. If you haven't read the manga, they anime and manga have a different ending overall, but if you watch after the credits of the last episode they set up the anime with the same ending though when redial releases, the redial OVA will come out and will give it the same ending.
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#106 - neiharakon (05/15/2013) [-]
**neiharakon rolled user therealsuperderpy ** my romeo
**neiharakon rolled user therealsuperderpy ** my romeo
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User avatar #18 - ramrodaa (05/14/2013) [-]
We just got to Romeo and Juliet in English class, my favorite term from the play: "Bow-boy's butt-shaft"
User avatar #61 to #18 - iamcraig (05/14/2013) [-]
Are you in 9th grade? Because that was when I read it
User avatar #123 to #61 - ramrodaa (05/16/2013) [-]
Indeed so
User avatar #67 to #18 - thedarkassassin (05/14/2013) [-]
I really need to re-read R&J...
#111 to #18 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
my english class just read that today... now I feel like i know you...
User avatar #115 - telekinesis (05/15/2013) [-]
There's too much tumblR on FJ...
#76 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Even though Rosaline wasn't interested in marrying Romeo in the first place and she dumped him. But hey, who am I to argue with Tumblr?
User avatar #64 - dapianoman (05/14/2013) [-]
But Rosaline doesn't even like Romeo
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User avatar #51 - baconaffinity (05/14/2013) [-]
If this is supposedly a 'love story' im scared to fall in love:///
#62 to #51 - lordaurion (05/14/2013) [-]
It's satire.
User avatar #73 to #62 - bronybox (05/14/2013) [-]
No it isn't. It has never been.
#120 to #73 - lordaurion (05/15/2013) [-]
Satire is a [[]] of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.
It's about the folly of love at first sight, especially at such a young age.
User avatar #72 to #51 - bronybox (05/14/2013) [-]
It is officially classified as a tragic comedy.
#56 to #51 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
it's not. it's a tragedy.
User avatar #66 - donekilledyou (05/14/2013) [-]
"Too soon man"
User avatar #55 - xIArcticIx (05/14/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the FiveFingerDeathPunch Song Succubus. If you know what this is I love you
#96 - sirhyde (05/15/2013) [-]
MFW reading the play.
MFW reading the play.
User avatar #70 - xXHaydenXx (05/14/2013) [-]
Technically Rosaline would be the girl the boy loves that she doesn't love back...So False.
User avatar #80 to #70 - helenwheels (05/14/2013) [-]
No that's not false... Read it.
User avatar #81 to #80 - xXHaydenXx (05/14/2013) [-]
Yes, the picture states that the girl is in love with the boy and the boy doesn't love her back. And in Romeo and Rosaline's case it was the other way around.
User avatar #82 to #81 - helenwheels (05/14/2013) [-]
Exactly. If shes not his Juliet then she's his Rosaline
User avatar #84 to #82 - xXHaydenXx (05/15/2013) [-]
Rosaline had no feelings for Romeo and he was in love with her at first, then he met Juliet.
User avatar #86 to #84 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
I suppose I was just going with the flow of the post.
Thank you for educating me.
User avatar #88 to #86 - xXHaydenXx (05/15/2013) [-]
Anytime my good man.
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