Meanwhile in Japan. . m 'hittin ml ME MT Iill[ TO HIKE WITH VIII"! HIGH. I dunno if this is relevant, but in cantonese, the slang for masturbate literally translates to "hit airplanes" in english meanwhile in jap
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#6 - eggsandwich (05/14/2013) [-]
I dunno if this is relevant, but in cantonese, the slang for masturbate literally translates to "hit airplanes" in english
User avatar #33 to #6 - watertype (05/14/2013) [-]
打飛機
User avatar #60 to #6 - matheomaidana (05/14/2013) [-]
No, that's totally not relevant








jk
#12 to #6 - baconfattie (05/14/2013) [-]
打飞机! (hit airplanes)

So girls masturbating is... 打地铁?(hit subway)
User avatar #15 to #6 - secondtimearound (05/14/2013) [-]
It's always nice to see a fellow canto buddy on this site. There aren't many.

lei hou, lei hai m hai hong gong yun a? sorry for typing all retarded-like, since there isn't canto pinyin
User avatar #47 to #15 - hektoroftroy (05/14/2013) [-]
i read that out loud and it sounded identical to the conversation between Wayne and Cassandra in Wayne's World
#8 to #6 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Because the signs are in CHINESE (Cantonese), not Japanese. OP is a ******* idiot again.
#13 to #8 - BraindeadBuddha (05/14/2013) [-]
True, I checked, I was wondering the same thing.
I know a slang term for male masturbation in Japan is "Senzuri" literally "A Thousand rubs" while the slang term for female masturbation is "Manzuri" which means "Ten Thousand rubs".
User avatar #72 to #13 - danniegurl (05/14/2013) [-]
sounds about right.
#4 - nicopwnz (05/14/2013) [-]
Doesnt surprise me
User avatar #54 to #4 - fukkendragonite (05/14/2013) [-]
I've only just realised that resembles their flag. God damn I feel stupid.
#51 - dirtyheron (05/14/2013) [-]
HEY! It's entirely possible
User avatar #55 to #51 - whycanticaps (05/14/2013) [-]
HA
#61 to #51 - pulluspardus (05/14/2013) [-]
That looks like "The Boys" , that comic is so ****** .
User avatar #62 to #61 - dirtyheron (05/14/2013) [-]
Nah, its "The Pro"
#14 - Cleavland Steamer (05/14/2013) [-]
tittays?
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#41 to #14 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
BANNED.
User avatar #53 to #41 - Cleavland Steamer (05/14/2013) [-]
probably, considering my luck this week
#23 to #14 - bobthedilder (05/14/2013) [-]
somewhat relevant
#20 to #14 - harbingerwolf (05/14/2013) [-]
Penguin tittays.
User avatar #21 to #20 - crimzonsoulreaper (05/14/2013) [-]
NO. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
User avatar #5 - dedaluminus (05/14/2013) [-]
I don't see an X or other sign saying don't do that, so I'm assuming that sign means you CAN do that.
#59 - NinjaHermit (05/14/2013) [-]
That's Chinese writing, not Japanese.
#34 - Schadenfreude (05/14/2013) [-]
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SIGN!
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SIGN!
#31 - jameshill (05/14/2013) [-]
I want whatever that guy is on to take down planes with his dick, some sort of meta viagra
#37 - killerpiemaster (05/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #37 - spysappinmysasha (05/14/2013) [-]
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can..."
User avatar #28 - potterfan (05/14/2013) [-]
Well **** there goes my holiday plans!
#11 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Gambling isn't illegal, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
#3 - matchboxrider (05/13/2013) [-]
but.. but why?
but.. but why?
#18 to #3 - markonj (05/14/2013) [-]
I guess it was supposed to represent laser pointers or some **** .
User avatar #82 - saturous (05/14/2013) [-]
Chinese american here. First, I think the sign is actually Chinese, not sure though, because kanji uses a lot Chinese characters also. And second, if it is chinese, it sorta makes sense, because there is a slang term for masturbation in chinese called "da fei ji" which roughly translates to "hit airplane" or "shoot airplane". I guess it compares firing off a missile at an airplane being similar to blowing a load lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - guardofwhiterun (05/14/2013) [-]
you sir, deserve a like.
#69 - kismonos (05/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 - ihatem (05/14/2013) [-]
It means you're not allowed to shed bacon and shoot peas off your dick while a plane flies over
#40 - imakeursammiches (05/14/2013) [-]
**imakeursammiches rolled a random image posted in comment #374476 at Pokemon ** What I shoot with my dick
#7 - dashgamer (05/14/2013) [-]
Is that a boomerang in his hand? I can't decipher the code! RAGE!
Is that a boomerang in his hand? I can't decipher the code! RAGE!
#19 to #7 - zachsfive (05/14/2013) [-]
It's a laser pointer, they're saying that you're not allowed to point them at planes. He just happens to be holding it at waist level.
User avatar #1 - happygoyim (05/13/2013) [-]
Well then I guess I got a friction-activated laser dick for nothing...
User avatar #32 - jaykombatyo (05/14/2013) [-]
ANY THING CAN HAPPEN ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS IN JAPAN!
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