Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Turns out Kitty wasn't interested in me at all. She was using me as revenge towards her steady boyfriend. Used me to get back at him. That's not even the worst part. The kid was some twiggy, gothic douchebag. The kind of kid who has money, and decides to complain about their life anyways. ****** had the balls to try and fight me, though. He resembled a sappling, and I was the size of a lumber jack. Not his best choice. Enjoy the read, FunnyJunk!