BAM puberty. its so awful .. Just another reason why having a penis is pretty awesome.
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#9 - scant (05/13/2013) [-]
Just another reason why having a penis is pretty awesome.
#67 to #9 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
but women can orgasm over 50 times during sex and feel it 140,000 times more
User avatar #81 to #67 - lordmoldywart (05/14/2013) [-]
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

User avatar #189 to #81 - mrhaihoang (05/14/2013) [-]
and yet men are such pigs
#241 to #189 - shadsword ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Found the Feminist
Found the Feminist
#242 to #241 - mrhaihoang (05/14/2013) [-]
oh 			****		 it backfires
oh **** it backfires
#259 to #189 - mrhaihoang (05/14/2013) [-]
*******		 hell people, #81 implies a similarity between women and pig orgasm, thus I made a comment suggest the irony in women calling men pigs. How did that make me a feminist?
******* hell people, #81 implies a similarity between women and pig orgasm, thus I made a comment suggest the irony in women calling men pigs. How did that make me a feminist?
#265 to #259 - Warcom (05/14/2013) [-]
because there is no sarcastic font on the internet, your comment lacked proper background info and thus you seem like a feminist.... had you said "Psh and yet to women, men are such pigs" youd just be another bro but because you only said yet men are such pigs you are a feminist
User avatar #266 to #265 - mrhaihoang (05/14/2013) [-]
but it played out perfectly in my head
User avatar #267 to #266 - Warcom (05/14/2013) [-]
its okay young one, you will learn, the internet doesn't care about whats in your head
#272 to #189 - guanyu (05/14/2013) [-]
No, we're not pigs.
User avatar #71 to #67 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]
No, Just no
User avatar #107 to #9 - nefarian (05/14/2013) [-]
BAM! Sudden boner in public
User avatar #273 to #107 - mariox ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
It's ok as long as you own up to it.
User avatar #34 to #9 - justafungi (05/14/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9UIPULjl6k if you watch it, you will see the point he is trying to explain.
#80 to #9 - fleszar (05/14/2013) [-]
but they got Boobs
User avatar #199 - uralya (05/14/2013) [-]
now remember kids, if it bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die, dont trust it
#249 to #199 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
or shoot it again
#38 - hankpym (05/14/2013) [-]
#78 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
My balls get sore from being hit almost every week

And I'm still glad I don't have a uterus.
#83 to #78 - tarell (05/14/2013) [-]
Well getting hit in the balls has the same pain pain as a woman giving birth to160 kids + breaking 3200
#248 to #78 - vaginismus (05/14/2013) [-]
This is pretty horrifying
This is pretty horrifying
#118 to #78 - sockswithsandals (05/14/2013) [-]
Who or what would hit you in the balls once a week?
Who or what would hit you in the balls once a week?
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User avatar #109 - askafj (05/14/2013) [-]
women can come(cum) more than once.

women - 1
men - 0

men have rights

women - 1
men - 1

there you have your equality
#251 to #109 - makeitasyougo (05/14/2013) [-]
but men can cum more than once during sex/masturbation most just dont even try and most women dont climax during actual sex unless the clit is massaged during intercourse

women: .5

men: 1
now who wants to hear a story about a bridge?
#43 - thisotherdude (05/14/2013) [-]
Out of genuine curiosity how bad is a period really? I know I don't really have any basis to make assumptions here but I get the feeling that a lot of these kind of things over-exaggerate it.

Sorry, deleted the last comment because I wrote puberty instead of period, it's late.
User avatar #58 to #43 - skylerr (05/14/2013) [-]
For some girls it is really bad. My best friend gets really bad cramps that sometimes it puts her in tears, and she gets really bitchy because she is in so much pain. But for me my period lasts 3 days and i feel fine, no cramps and no mood swings. It really honestly depends on the girl, but some girls do like to be dramatic about it.
User avatar #196 to #43 - lustuad (05/14/2013) [-]
Some, you hardly notice as far as the pain, but it makes things like moving around hard even if it isnt painful.

you can sneeze and its like Niagara falls.
and then theres just the blood that escapes to where you dont want and then everyone makes fun of you that theres blood everywhere.

women lose a lot of underwear that way .



Mine personally when on BC were not bad at all. Once every four months or longer I would have that one that was like "urk... uncomfortable"
but it lasts a day, and is gone after that usually.

I am unfortunately one of the people who were messed with as a child, so now if I am not on BC, its 6 decibels higher than the pain from a 1inch kidney stone, and 2 decibels above childbirth.

I only know because when they didnt believe I had such debilitating cramps, they sent me to a doctor and stuck these tiny needles into the nerves around that area.
and a thing monitored the intensity of the cramping/pain signals whatever I was 12 I dont remember how it worked.

I only remember how much pain they said it measured.



User avatar #44 to #43 - snakefire (05/14/2013) [-]
I've went 22 hours without eating

I assume its like that, only with the shedding of internal flesh involved.
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#183 to #43 - allinall (05/14/2013) [-]
Sometimes I cannot physically get out of bed. My cramps are debilitating, and just as soon as I think I can get up and walk around, gravity kicks in and blood spews forth like the Niagra falls from my vagina, so i have to lay back down just so i don't go through a box of tampons in less than an hour, and then eventually the cramps start back and thus the cycle repeats
Sometimes I cannot physically get out of bed. My cramps are debilitating, and just as soon as I think I can get up and walk around, gravity kicks in and blood spews forth like the Niagra falls from my vagina, so i have to lay back down just so i don't go through a box of tampons in less than an hour, and then eventually the cramps start back and thus the cycle repeats
#48 to #43 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Personally, I don't find the actual period that bad... I get some cramps the first day but they easily disappear with some Tylenol... What I hate is having to check for red spots on my ass 24/7 and limited mobility from always wanting to keep my legs together... that's just my experience.
#54 to #43 - HorriblyCrazy (05/14/2013) [-]
"Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.    
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.    
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.    
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other 			******		 stuff.    
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.    
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.    
   
Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.    
   
MONTHS.    
   
oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.    
   
every    
   
single    
   
month.    
   
(typically.)    
   
.gif related."   
   
reposting my comment for you ~
"Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other ****** stuff.
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.

Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.

MONTHS.

oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.

every

single

month.

(typically.)

.gif related."

reposting my comment for you ~
User avatar #57 to #54 - thisotherdude (05/14/2013) [-]
So some chicks get really lucky and can breeze through it like almost nothing and others have just had god (the cunt) wail on them with a bad luck bat? Makes sense.
#121 to #57 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Yep. My friends, most of them, have super easy ones and don't hurt much...

Mine sometimes hurt so much that I throw up. And pass out.
#114 - shazmo (05/14/2013) [-]
Try testicular torsion, that **** hurts.
#254 to #114 - whymewhy (05/14/2013) [-]
how the **** do you even get it.
User avatar #262 to #114 - guymandude (05/14/2013) [-]
I think I might have this in some form or another. Ever since...holy **** I guess it'd be February of last year, I feel like one of my testicles is in a completely different position than it was for the entire time of my life before that point. It's like one of them is the same as it always was, but the other hangs perpendicular to that (like if one were a piece of paper held longways, and one were a piece of paper held sideways. better representation: look at that image. One of them seems to hang like each picture.)

The thing is, I'm told (and have read) that this condition is extremely painful. Like "get to the emergency room NOW" painful. But on day that I noticed that one was in a weird position, it kinda hurt, and hurt a bit for a few days until I went to a doctor to check it out. I feel like he didn't really believe me or check me thoroughly when I said I thought I had this (don't really blame him if it's supposed to hurt that bad), and he gave me antibiotics for something and I left. Since then I've felt quick, random pains in the one in question every once in a while, but overall I normally don't feel any pain.

Anyone got any idea?
User avatar #277 to #262 - shazmo (05/15/2013) [-]
When this happens you have about 24 hours until you lose it forever and the pain is like getting kicked in the balls over and over and over again.
User avatar #281 to #277 - guymandude (05/15/2013) [-]
then I figure it couldn't be that... still wondering why it seems like its in such a weird position...
User avatar #282 to #281 - shazmo (05/15/2013) [-]
Lupus
User avatar #263 to #114 - xgarthx (05/14/2013) [-]
Know I'm not the only one that checked their balls.
#169 to #114 - grimmreaperz (05/14/2013) [-]
OMFG WTF!?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!
#181 to #114 - Naimzorz (05/14/2013) [-]
I swear to god I screamed like a 10 year old girl when I saw that picture
User avatar #138 to #114 - areialview (05/14/2013) [-]
I cringe just from looking at that
#170 to #114 - hardongo ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
**** no..
#130 to #114 - Spikeydeath (05/14/2013) [-]
nnnnoooo thank you
#131 to #114 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm not even a guy and I still cringed at that.
User avatar #137 to #114 - cthumoo (05/14/2013) [-]
Some guy in my school got that 'cause he sat on his balls in a weird way... he had to have it removed
#214 to #137 - atma (05/14/2013) [-]
he had to... have his testicles removed?
User avatar #218 to #214 - cthumoo (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh, only one of them. Guess I didn't specify lol
#220 to #218 - atma (05/14/2013) [-]
YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER
YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER
User avatar #223 to #220 - cthumoo (05/14/2013) [-]
I guess, he did get the obligatory Hitler jokes called to him a lot since the accident
User avatar #204 to #137 - womboz (05/14/2013) [-]
what school did you go to? this question is completely irrelevant
User avatar #221 to #204 - cthumoo (05/14/2013) [-]
a high school somewhere in England
User avatar #278 to #137 - shazmo (05/15/2013) [-]
I had my mine saved with surgery
User avatar #280 to #278 - cthumoo (05/15/2013) [-]
luck is a wild stallion...
#122 to #114 - kraetyz (05/14/2013) [-]
Yo just unscrew that **** !
#18 - deathbyspoons (05/14/2013) [-]


thats pretty much how it works.
#1 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
lustuad has disabled anonymous comments

how about **** you?
#61 to #1 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
So hard to click post as anon faggot
#4 to #2 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
You're fat
#5 to #4 - lustuad (05/13/2013) [-]
are you a red light beacuse    
   
stop
are you a red light beacuse

stop
#163 to #5 - jinxter (05/14/2013) [-]
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#6 to #5 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Right back at ya
#236 to #5 - aderida (05/14/2013) [-]
red means go
#3 to #1 - lustuad (05/13/2013) [-]
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#111 to #87 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
thumb whore
User avatar #187 to #87 - lustuad (05/14/2013) [-]
no not the same thing. I was hopeful for a spiderman thread
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#275 to #274 - lustuad (05/14/2013) [-]
one opinion standing against 1000+ thumbs...

yeah ok.
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User avatar #8 to #3 - barbwirepain ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
*gives you a big hug*
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#24 - killerzane (05/14/2013) [-]
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#27 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
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#103 - VideotapeAxed (05/14/2013) [-]
but then you have multiple orgasms and
but then you have multiple orgasms and
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User avatar #206 to #205 - lustuad (05/14/2013) [-]
I love that the only time men complain about bloody meat is when its a vagina.
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#247 to #206 - whymewhy (05/14/2013) [-]
if i can walk through mud i can **** through blood, i don't complain just don't expect me to chow down
#106 - limb (05/14/2013) [-]
anyone got the original?
anyone got the original?
#243 - yurilowenthalll (05/14/2013) [-]
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#150 - privatepumpanickel (05/14/2013) [-]
mfw its that time of the month
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