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#31 - burningsmurfs
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(05/14/2013) [-]
I was excited ONE time to say it. I was out with my now ex-gf and her friend who ended up causing us to break up because she's a ********. ******** was driving me home after causing the break-up at least she had the decency to drive me home I guess. Anyway, I'm seething with rage and I think it boiled the contents of my guts and before I knew what was happening I was screaming OH GOD MY GUTS and insta-shat my pants, soaked through the pants and everything. It stunk so bad she puked and went off the road a bit and scraped her car on the side of one of those metal barriers. I wish I'd had more diarrhea at the time, she deserved it.