The Doctor's dating advice. Heck, it's as good as anyone else's on this subject.... d When girls are crying, . (' I have absolutely no idea. / The Doctor's dating advice Heck it's as good anyone else's on this subject d When girls are crying (' I have absolutely no idea /
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#17 - diddymonster
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#59 - samoaspider
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When a girl is crying you don't have to say anything. Just hug her. Her brain will release then serotonin into her body, which will make her feel safe and calm her down.
#95 to #59 - flyingthundergod
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If I did that to a stranger, would I be arrested or appreciated for it?
If I did that to a stranger, would I be arrested or appreciated for it?
#92 to #59 - flusteredmoose
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(05/14/2013) [-]
And then whisper this.
#78 to #59 - daentraya
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Hugs are magical
And what is this.. Did DJ 4DM1N seriously add emoticons? What the ****..
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#100 to #90 - daentraya
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#61 to #59 - isradam
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What do I do if she's mad at me?
What do I do if she's mad at me?
#65 to #61 - samoaspider
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If she's mad then exit the room and call one of her friends, telling them to call her. Women change their mood instantly after recieving a phone call from a good friend.
#86 to #65 - happypancake
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You're like some sort of woman-whisperer...
#82 to #65 - gladiuss
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Just be sure to call one of her best friends that happens to think you are tolerable. Otherwise the next time you see her, will be the last time you see anything...







(Women should have this tattooed on them at birth)
#94 to #82 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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#7 - akumamika **User deleted account**
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No do not talk to them, they are in an unstable state, the best thing to do is either hold her hand or hold her close, she will settle eventually. :3
#51 to #7 - fedexman
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#85 to #7 - niggernazi
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********, you simply insert your penis in her vagina

trust me. I am **********.
#57 to #7 - burningsmurfs
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I know I'll probably get the **** thumbs for this but, in *MY* experience, he's right. You have such an easy chance of saying the wrong thing. Waiting for them to talk and then agreeing to settle them usually works pretty well.
#66 to #7 - Kairyuka
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I'm not sure why you got thumbs down, this is sound advice in most situations. Hugs are great comfort, and when someone is crying, it's not time for logical advice, but time for physical comfort.
#9 to #7 - kingsombra
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Well, it kinda depends on the problem...

If you say the right things it's better to solve the problem than just leaving it be, because when they're in their most vulnerable state is also the time they can be the most affected by your words.

What I'm saying is you'll either do good, or you'll **** up so badly that no god can save you. I take it back, she will probably settle eventually.
#11 to #9 - anon
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"please **** me"
cries harder
#21 to #7 - mapleknight
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#44 to #21 - iamblastoise
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Talking about holding a girl close to himself.

gayest thing ever.

You sound pretty gay yourself.
#49 to #44 - dayasalion
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i bet you kiss girls, faggot.
#47 to #44 - hangingtree
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#14 - mircavera
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what episode is this from?
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#79 to #56 - anon
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no not at all
#75 to #56 - lefish
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#102 to #75 - anon
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So they were wrong. Everyone makes mistakes. God you people are such assholes. Go die.
#81 to #14 - quinos
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For those wondering, this is "A Christmas Carol" like honkan said.
#15 to #14 - honkan
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Might be the Christmas special "A Christmas Carol". Not sure.
#19 to #15 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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I deleted anon's comment on this thread, he's a douche who was trying to spoil Attack on Titan.
I deleted anon's comment on this thread, he's a douche who was trying to spoil Attack on Titan.
#23 to #19 - winglit ONLINE
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Thank you for saving us
Thank you for saving us
#101 to #19 - mircavera
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Thank you kind sir.
#80 to #19 - xbonezbreaker
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Thank god
#53 to #19 - honkan
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Thanks. I glanced at it and noticed it said something about attack on titan and not escaping and noped the **** out of here.
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#18 - kailemar
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(05/13/2013) [-]
He's been alive for over 900 years (or so he says) and dealing with a time paradox is still simpler than trying to understand women.
#69 - thisotherdude
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Just remember you keep a good safe distance between her and you, a few blocks is generally a good distance. Also make sure your phone is off... And this is exactly why I'm alone.
Just remember you keep a good safe distance between her and you, a few blocks is generally a good distance. Also make sure your phone is off... And this is exactly why I'm alone.
#71 to #69 - Keoul
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This is also why you're still alive.
#96 to #71 - darthdingo ONLINE
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#87 to #42 - happypancake
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What's the whole deal with the 'I'm gay' thing, and then he goes right back to ******* her? Not really understanding that. Maybe he's bi and working out his sexuality, but I don't know.

My advice would be just give it some time. Think about what you really want, and what's best for you in the long term. Let her think about her issues, her situation sounds pretty confusing on it's own and if she's conflicted she needs to work it out herself. If she chooses you she should make a commitment (as in, just see you), if she still feels the need to see him (probably because it's 'easy' - they were in a relationship before so they have their dynamic figured out, plus they're geographically close), then you should respect it and try to move on. If you guys are supposed to be together, things will work themselves out, even if it's not now.
#84 to #42 - gladiuss
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Have sex with her ex-boyfriend. You will crush her soul and destroy her mind, (and have a great sex story to gross out your mates at the bar, who will be horrified, yes...but will also think you are ALPHA AS ****.)
Have sex with her ex-boyfriend. You will crush her soul and destroy her mind, (and have a great sex story to gross out your mates at the bar, who will be horrified, yes...but will also think you are ALPHA AS ****.)
#67 to #42 - apocalypseboyz
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Buddy, she's ******* another guy. You can do better. Dump her ass, find another girl who will appreciate you. I may have the context wrong as I'm majorly stoned and reading is hard, but she's giving me bad mojo, dude. You can do better.
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#60 to #42 - sodrant
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Did you try turning it off and back on?
#46 to #42 - taintedangel
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**** the dead body? **** the dead body.
#26 - nooneofinterest
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#70 - pedobearRAW
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(05/14/2013) [-]
what episode is the post from again?
what episode is the post from again?
#72 to #70 - lefish
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(05/14/2013) [-]
the christmas special with the flying fish.
#31 - Nameloc
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(05/14/2013) [-]
I want to watch season 7 SO badly.
Yet It's already so far into it, and I have no way of watching episode one and on.

I might just have to wait until it's out on Netflix.
#32 to #31 - anon
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#33 to #32 - Nameloc
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#34 to #31 - anon
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letmewatchthis . ch
#35 to #34 - Nameloc
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Then what the hell happened to 1channel?
Now it just redirects.
#37 to #35 - Nameloc
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>Tries to go back to 1channel.ch   
>Instant popups from Avast blocking malware   
   
**** that site.   
First everything is changed to redirect to a spam website, and now this?
>Tries to go back to 1channel.ch
>Instant popups from Avast blocking malware

**** that site.
First everything is changed to redirect to a spam website, and now this?
#39 to #37 - anon
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still works tho havent had problems yet
#40 to #39 - Nameloc
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Huh, well I'll just avoid 1channel.ch for now.
Last time it kept redirecting me to a random site and now this.

Thanks anyways.
#41 to #40 - anon
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no problem, good luck with your search!
#36 to #35 - anon
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no clue apparently they were hijacked or something so they went back to their old site
#38 to #36 - Nameloc
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You need to login to view this link redirects to 1channel.ch...

It's ******...
#55 to #31 - faithrider ONLINE
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(05/14/2013) [-]
thepiratebay.sx
thepiratebay.sx
#68 to #55 - Nazistick
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(05/14/2013) [-]
If you love something, Support it.
#73 to #31 - lefish
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stream that ****.
#50 to #31 - samansa
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www.youtube.com/user/romanul12?feature=watch   
   
This youtube channel has many of the recent episodes uploaded, so you should be able to watch them. Provided that your country does not block them for copyright.
www.youtube.com/user/romanul12?feature=watch

This youtube channel has many of the recent episodes uploaded, so you should be able to watch them. Provided that your country does not block them for copyright.
#43 to #31 - gare
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(05/14/2013) [-]
http://www DOT movie2k DOT to/tvshows-2712264-Doctor-Who.html
#58 to #31 - icameheretotroll
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(05/14/2013) [-]
I want to forget everything i've watched and rewatch it
I'm at the end so I have to WAIT
WAIT
between each episode
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAITING FEELS LIKE
#97 to #58 - darthdingo ONLINE
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Let me help you with that.   
You have never seen Doctor Who before, but a friend you trust very well told you it's awesome. If you get the feeling of de ja vu, you will ignore it because maybe you just saw it in passing while flipping through the channels. Have a nice day.
Let me help you with that.
You have never seen Doctor Who before, but a friend you trust very well told you it's awesome. If you get the feeling of de ja vu, you will ignore it because maybe you just saw it in passing while flipping through the channels. Have a nice day.
#98 to #97 - icameheretotroll
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Oh hey, I got a reply-..

Oh hey, I got a reply-..

Oh hey, I got a reply-..

Oh hey, I got a reply-..
#99 to #98 - darthdingo ONLINE
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(05/14/2013) [-]
Crap, I still need to work on this.
Carry on, whovian!