silly facebook. . Face f the earth was IO ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and f it was 10 ft further we would freeze to death... God is amazingg!? Q S


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - bobillho (05/13/2013) [-]
#26 to #1 - Ouronlysaviortwo (05/14/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
User avatar #2 to #1 - billybong (05/13/2013) [-]
Then get down from that ladder
#53 - mrgoodlove (05/14/2013) [-]
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The whole thing
User avatar #105 to #53 - spaceturtlecadet (05/14/2013) [-]
#113 to #53 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
and my hatred for religion increases by another increment.
User avatar #118 to #113 - mrgoodlove (05/14/2013) [-]
Don't hate the religion just because an ignorant person made a stupid comment and just so happened to mention God. Even though I myself am not religious, I have met a lot of smart/ logical thinking religious people.
User avatar #141 to #113 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]
my care level of anon's comment is going below the absolute zero.
#74 to #53 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
AH **** !!!! That makes me so ******* angry
#110 to #53 - rockamekishiko (05/14/2013) [-]
his original comment is not frustrating but when he says not to correct him ever, JESUS CHRIST i want to punch him in the face so bad!
User avatar #144 to #110 - redtooth (05/14/2013) [-]
why are you all assuming he's a dude? looks like 2 chicks in the profile pic to me...
User avatar #163 to #144 - rockamekishiko (05/14/2013) [-]
her* w/e
User avatar #86 to #53 - Dap (05/14/2013) [-]
"Don't everrrr comment on my status telling me I'm wrong again"

Dammit, it literally hurts.
User avatar #89 to #53 - moevleboevle (05/14/2013) [-]
some people uses death metal to get their frustrations out. I uses this
#108 to #53 - kidsquicker (05/14/2013) [-]
Problem solved.
Well, avoided. But those terms are pretty much synonymous in today's society.
I weep for our future.
User avatar #143 to #108 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]
dont worry, toasters and forks work for the evolutions favor.

User avatar #91 to #53 - ilovemyguns (05/14/2013) [-]
Can't go uphill
Can't go from standing to laying on the ground without a dramatic temperature change
Can't get in an elevator
Can't climb 15 stairs
Can't jump as high as I can reaching my hand out as high as it can without it burning up.

Did she think this through?
#72 to #53 - toxicketchup (05/14/2013) [-]
"Don't ever comment on my status telling me that I'm wrong ever again."

Even when you're blatantly full of **** and don't have any idea what you're talking about?

Ignorance is bliss, apparently.
#55 to #53 - tvfreakuk (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh Jesus, 			****		...   
That's so 			*******		 stupid
Oh Jesus, **** ...
That's so ******* stupid
#73 to #53 - williamweatherford (05/14/2013) [-]
probably one of those butthurt cyber bully victims
User avatar #96 to #73 - redrex ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
you have no ******* idea how badly that one comment pisses me of, just the way they put it i guess and just the fact that they said it in general, and even answered themself at the end, god ******* damnit, ******* this, im going to sleep now.
#48 - linkcic (05/14/2013) [-]
Guess this ***** hasn't heard
#77 to #48 - tacopie (05/14/2013) [-]
Im not sure if im reading this chart right, but does that mean temperature wise, mars is habitable?
User avatar #98 to #77 - burningsmurfs (05/14/2013) [-]
I think that if disastrous atmosperic events hadn't occured on mars then it could be habitable by humans with less modifying that would require now. And Venus would be quite cooler probably if all the atmosphere didn't trap in extreme amounts of heat since it touches the habitable zone. I am not an expert in any shape or form and I can't tell if this is something I learned/saw on a science show or if this is just more garble the voices in my head planted in my brain. I have no citations. You have been warned.
#103 to #77 - linkcic (05/14/2013) [-]
There have been several discovery channel specials on the topic I believe. Yes, Mars can be terraformed for human habitation. It would just take an extremely long time.
#154 to #103 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
The gravity is not strong enough to hold in oxygen.

So yeah, you cant terraform **** unless you plan on somehow making the plan spin faster.
#166 to #154 - linkcic (05/14/2013) [-]
I know you're anon and you'll never see this, but you might want to check your facts. It's not the earth's gravity that keeps oxygen from escaping and gravity is not why Mars cannot keep gases. It's true that it's lighter density has prevented it from forming an atmosphere, but this does not mean that it is incapable of forming one with human interference. Mars is theoretically capable of maintaining an atmosphere similar to earth's with some help from us.
User avatar #146 to #103 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]
it requires us making it a stronger magnetic field and then filling the planet with oxygen and greenhouse gasses, not such a easy job, eh?
User avatar #90 to #48 - TwistedBamboozler (05/14/2013) [-]
that the bird is the word?
#38 - iggyblanco (05/14/2013) [-]
Actually, Earth doesn't have a perfectly circular orbit, so, its distance from the sun changes. It's furthest distance and closest distance in its orbit are separated by about 5,000,000 km. Differences of 5 feet in distance are made many times a day.
User avatar #79 to #38 - muzikmafia (05/14/2013) [-]
Ah, eccentricity

Thanks, grade 12 physics
#41 to #38 - deathcampforjewtie (05/14/2013) [-]
I think that completes my reaction folder.
#111 - tonicwater ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
MFW the earth's orbit radius varies by thousands of miles throughout the year,
MFW the earth's orbit radius varies by thousands of miles throughout the year,
User avatar #130 to #111 - ninjastarthrow (05/14/2013) [-]
That has to be my favorite gif of all time. Honestly.
#85 - djequalizee (05/14/2013) [-]
According to this information we'd die every year just because of our elliptical orbit.
User avatar #67 - severepwner ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Didn't somebody already right a paragraph counterargument to this like years ago?
#68 to #67 - sleepymata (05/14/2013) [-]
the earth doesn't circle the sun perfectly, it's an elliptical orbit and goes miles out and miles in as it travels on the elipsese
User avatar #59 - xbobchris (05/14/2013) [-]
Looking through these facebook posts makes me want to mass murder everyone.
#69 to #59 - toxicketchup (05/14/2013) [-]
I think they have that effect on anyone with a shred of common sense.
User avatar #71 to #69 - xbobchris (05/14/2013) [-]
It burns.

Pls help
#11 - skiskate (05/13/2013) [-]
I love this post so much
I love this post so much
User avatar #100 - mattmenzo (05/14/2013) [-]
The earth travels in an elliptical orbit, therefore Earths "Aphelion" or most distant from the Sun is 9.4 million miles and the Earths "perihelion" closest point to the sun is 9.1 million miles, with a difference of approximation 300,000 miles. This does not even account for the earths tilt which could add hundreds of miles of "closer earth" in the winter. The winter is when the Earth is closest to the sun.
User avatar #121 to #100 - mattmenzo (05/14/2013) [-]
91 million and 94 million and 3,000,000
User avatar #112 to #100 - vexaton (05/14/2013) [-]
Are you australian? How can it be closest to the sun during winter, when it's the coldest?

I'm not retarded by the way, I just need an explanation.
User avatar #117 to #112 - oceanmist (05/14/2013) [-]
when light has traveled 93 million miles, a few extra million doesn't really diminish the energy that much. What matters much more is the angle the light hits. When its shining dead on its more concentrated than at an angle. Like when you shine a flashlight at a single spot, or at an angle. Even at the same distance the dead on one is brighter.
User avatar #165 to #117 - vexaton (05/14/2013) [-]
Like I said further down, it would make sense if that "winter" was on the southern hemisphere. Surely it has to be warm wherever it's closer...
User avatar #114 to #112 - mattmenzo (05/14/2013) [-]
The Earth is on a tilt like this " / " the reason Australia in fact has winter in the northern hemispheres Summer is caused by this tilt.

Lets say this --> O is the Sun and ---> \ is the Earth tilt on an axis

During the Summer in the northern hemisphere the sun and earth appear as so: O \
The top of the backslash would be the North Hemi and bottom the South Hemi. The tilt in the Earth exposes more land to the Suns radiation. This exposure of surface area is responsible for the hemispheres warming during the summer and Southern hemispheres cooling. Conversely during the North's winter it is opposite and therefore Australia has Summer in this configuration O / while the north has its winter.
User avatar #164 to #114 - vexaton (05/14/2013) [-]
Yes, I know this, I just figured that it would not make sense that it is closer when it's winter, because it depends what you think of as "winter". I know the physics, it's the basics that confused me.

The question still remains, do you mean it's closer during a northern hemopheric winter, or a southern one,
User avatar #172 to #164 - mattmenzo (05/15/2013) [-]
The whole earth is physically closer to the sun during the months associated with northern winter.
User avatar #173 to #172 - vexaton (05/15/2013) [-]
Ok. That's weird but I believe you.
User avatar #174 to #173 - mattmenzo (05/15/2013) [-]
It has more to do with exposed surface area then proximity. Imagine if you you had two pots containing 3 cups of water on a stove, one pot was tall and narrow, while one was wide and flat. which pot would the water boil in first?
User avatar #175 to #174 - vexaton (05/15/2013) [-]
Wide and flat because of surface area on the bottom. Yeah
User avatar #176 to #175 - mattmenzo (05/15/2013) [-]
#99 - bagman (05/14/2013) [-]
Anyone have the original where a commenter immediately and comprehensively describes the Earth's elliptical orbit to discredit this ridiculous ******** ? He even uses climbing a ladder as an example.
#80 - Medication (05/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #127 - grandmabetty (05/14/2013) [-]
You need to stop censoring the names so we can actually go and teach this filth a lesson
#120 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/14/2013) [-]
Are there actually people who are this stupid?
Or is every post like this just people using troll accounts?
#123 to #120 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Or they're Photoshopped.
User avatar #135 to #120 - EnergizierAnon (05/14/2013) [-]
there literally are people this stupid. Borderline retarded, just missing that extra chromosome. (pardon my offensiveness to the extra chromosomians. they are the happiest people.)
User avatar #142 to #120 - exarzero (05/14/2013) [-]
It is incredible how stupid people can be.
User avatar #20 - mylazy (05/14/2013) [-]
Of course the Earth can be anywhere from 147,093,602 km to 152,097,053 km from the sun depending on the time of year. At least I think those are the right values.
#23 to #20 - parkourdemon (05/14/2013) [-]
You're right. The difference between summer and winter is a little over 3 million miles. The interesting thing is that in the northern hemisphere we are actually closer to the sun during winter and farther away during summer. This is because We are tilted away and receives less sunlight. The southern hemisphere is closer and receives more sunlight in the summer and is farher away and recieves less sunlight in the winter, resulting in harsher seasons.
User avatar #33 to #23 - sketchE (05/14/2013) [-]
welcome to highschool science. funnyjunk style
#119 - twi (05/14/2013) [-]
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MFW I'm in a two story building
#158 to #119 - fastpoke (05/14/2013) [-]
is he kill?
User avatar #116 - nooc (05/14/2013) [-]
I remember being young enough to believe this rumour.
Good thing i didn't have a social network to broadcast my stupidity
Kids will be kids, cut them some slack
User avatar #125 to #116 - sweetsolitude (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm not going to let my kids have internet profiles until they're 13 or 14 for this reason. I had a YouTube account when I was around 11. Damn, did I make an ass out of myself.
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