And you have nerve enough to complain.... ...to me that I laugh at you?.. Dude, I am going to speak as an atheist who likes to laugh at a good religion joke every now and then. Do not start this. This was a long goddamn time ago. When
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#27 - teamrocketninja ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Well, clearly you havent learned your lesson! I call for a renewed Inquisition!
#86 to #27 - amsel (05/13/2013) [-]
I didn't expect that!
I didn't expect that!
User avatar #9 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
Dude, I am going to speak as an atheist who likes to laugh at a good religion joke every now and then.

Do not start this. This was a long goddamn time ago. When you start like this, you sound just like the black folks who still try and blame all their problems on slavery, though none of them have been a slave in their lifetime.

And guess what? Every ethnicity, religion or lack thereof has been assaulted at some point in their existance.
User avatar #370 to #9 - schnizel (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, those poor mudslimes being opressed in mudslime land.
User avatar #424 to #9 - rifee (05/14/2013) [-]
1. Teenager whiteknighting the forum with generic "let's get along" post which anyone could write.

2. Your post doesn't have any relevance to what the meaning of that picture was

3. I cannot stress this enough. Your post has NOTHING to do with the point of the picture...at...all.....

then again, the majority of FJ community is under 17 years old, so I'm not surpised a post (Yours, which to be frank,taken in any other context makes fair points) like this gets thumbs so easily.

Also, starting with "As an atheist" doesn't make sense, as it's the arguments in the post that matters, and not which person they come from.
User avatar #425 to #424 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]
1. I'm past my teens.

2. A lot of people seem to disagree.

3. Repeating yourself. Got nothing else to add?

Also, 'as an atheist' does have relevance since 99% of these posts are posted by people who are - like me - atheistic, and I see no reason in pointing out past faults of Christianity. If you're going to go whiteknighting against Christianity, do it with something that has more present relevance.
#140 to #9 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't think you get the point of the post..
like...
at all.
#46 to #9 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Religious prosecution is ONGOING. There's nothing to "start". It's something that has happened, keeps happening, and will keep happening. Never forget, never forgive.
#23 to #9 - feffog (05/13/2013) [-]
i would agree with you, but if racism is still a "thing" i dont see why this shouldnt be, if people complain about **** a thousand years ago that had nothing to do with them, why shouldnt this guy do the same?
#24 to #23 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
I think that's the point he's trying to make
User avatar #25 to #24 - feffog (05/13/2013) [-]
if thats the case then its an argument that argues against itself with the right perspective
#38 to #9 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Well religion and race is still, in fact, opressing people (there's no black slavery, but still racism, gay people are still being denied rights that straight people have).
Almost every religion = Oppression
User avatar #371 to #38 - TwistedBamboozler (05/14/2013) [-]
don't know why you're being thumbed down . . . you're not wrong by any means. it's not like you are making some outrageous claim. seems like some people are butt hurt. take my thumb for your balls
User avatar #423 to #38 - rifee (05/14/2013) [-]
Why are you thumbed down?
#394 to #9 - musicaglory ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Speaking as a former christian, ******* thank you.
#200 to #9 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
This guy...is amazing
#319 to #9 - erethilful (05/14/2013) [-]
I would raise my hat if I had one, and shake your hand if I'd know you.
I would raise my hat if I had one, and shake your hand if I'd know you.
#20 - noneckcomics ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Remember that time 1500 years ago when I broke that guys limbs off?    
Ha, good times; I'd almost forgotten.
Remember that time 1500 years ago when I broke that guys limbs off?
Ha, good times; I'd almost forgotten.
User avatar #58 - davisdamen (05/13/2013) [-]
damn, i must've been drunk off my ass cause i don't remember doing any of that
#214 - brettyoke (05/14/2013) [-]
Yes, because I personally did all of that to you. It totally wasn't people that neither of us knew that lived hundreds, even thousands of years ago.
#65 - srvhendrix (05/13/2013) [-]
This sounds as stupid as black people trying to get special treatment because of the slave trade. Why not punish the Russians because they starved the Ukraine. Or the British because they colonised a quarter of the World. What about the Americans for massacring millions of native Americans. That's how stupid this argument sounds. There is no single Christian alive who did any of this. ******* move on.
#39 - banditowolf (05/13/2013) [-]
"crushed their scrotums if they were men"
"crushed their scrotums if they were men"

User avatar #57 to #39 - BerryLicious (05/13/2013) [-]
There was this too.

http://www.medievality.com/pear-of-anguish.html
#15 - lazyvoltage (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist myself but this is ******* stupid.
This is the same as a black person being mad at you because of slavery.
"Some white person a long time ago kept some black people as slaves so that means all white people are and always will be evil."
#102 to #15 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
But he's not saying their evil he just wants to laugh at them
User avatar #173 - jinjo (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm atheist.

This sounds like a ******* race card. ''You can't be mean to me because you white ****** used to keep us black ****** as slaves''

Shut the **** up.

'Atheist for attention' up in here.
User avatar #176 to #173 - midgetnigger (05/14/2013) [-]
I know, right? I like how it said "You...", as if I personally did those things to someone. As far as I know, I never have.
User avatar #179 to #176 - jinjo (05/14/2013) [-]
No, you have a disability, I can't say anything bad about you obviously.
#177 to #173 - residentevilwesker (05/14/2013) [-]
you sir are completely right
#142 - drewbridge (05/14/2013) [-]
AND ALL MODERN WHITES SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR OWNING SLAVES, YOU STUPID ******* WHITEY WHIP CRACKERS

You are all ******* idiots.
#56 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Times change... we dont do that.
"Hey remember that time YOU owned slaves and beat women in public?"
"whatabout the time YOU joined a war and killed thousands?"
Just because humanity as a whole was stupid back then, doesnt mean that you are smarter then us now. It just shows that you think your smarter then people 1500 years ago.
#126 to #56 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
you're*
#327 to #56 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
It says for 1500 years not 1500 years ago, you rockjob.
User avatar #37 - djjeroenski (05/13/2013) [-]
about 2000 years ago this **** happened to christians too
just saying
User avatar #40 to #37 - reigndrac (05/13/2013) [-]
More recent than that as well.
User avatar #42 to #37 - goodguygary (05/13/2013) [-]
it seems like a big circle, one group picking on another, less accepted one, until the group being picked on gets larger, and more accepted. that group then turns into the bully for a less accepted group.
#43 to #42 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Mighty difference between laughing at and crushing someone's scrotum.
User avatar #45 to #43 - goodguygary (05/13/2013) [-]
thanks for making me think about my scrotum being violently crushed again, anon. needed that.
#304 - mattdoggy (05/14/2013) [-]
>Implying atheists are perfect beings who have been hunted by all religions for all time so that makes it ok to be a dick to everybody now.
>Implying atheists are perfect beings who have been hunted by all religions for all time so that makes it ok to be a dick to everybody now.
#82 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Im black yet does that give me the right to hate the white southerners in the US just because their ancestors treated mine with utter brutality. Grow up. And btw, most modern ideas come from brilliant religious physicists and scientists.
#119 to #82 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
I didn't know they allowed blacks in Best Korea
#401 - BeaverBalls (05/14/2013) [-]
>implying atheists are the only people who have suffered injustices due to religion
#267 - bazda (05/14/2013) [-]
"I'm butthurt over what a bunch of dead people and dead cultures did to a bunch of other dead people that doesn't affect me in the least." - This dumb bitch
User avatar #184 - brasilient (05/14/2013) [-]
So the Nazis in Germany executed over 10 million jews... So we're totally supposed to treat all modern-day Germans like they are SS Deathsquads? Alright bro
#95 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
So did all of that happen to this "Maddalyn" person? I don't think so. Just like all people who believed in God did not do those things, those things did not happen to her. It's the very same that not all God-believers criticize Atheists. So, instead of making generalizations and acting like some tortured victim, shut the **** up.
User avatar #117 to #95 - odytoboman (05/13/2013) [-]
Actually, She, her son, and her granddaughter were all kidnapped, murdered, and had their bodies dismembered.
User avatar #118 to #117 - odytoboman (05/13/2013) [-]
...by a member of their organization.
User avatar #224 - nurucio (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist and I think Dr. Madalyn O'Hair should just go off herself. "I'm laughing at you, why do you complain? It's not fair!" No human has any right to put another human down in any way, no matter what happened in the past, as long as what happened in the past isn't happening to them RIGHT NOW to them, by that EXACT person.
Black people alive today have no right to ask for special treatment from whites because "the whites made us slaves!" Are you a slave now? No. Did I make you a slave? No. Were you a slave at any point n your life? No. Then you have no right whatsoever to ask anything special of me- I am just like you.
And the same thing goes for the moron's who call themselves atheists and make the rest of us look bad. "Atheists in the past had all these horrible things done to them!" Yeah, and? You didn't experience any of that, so you have no right as ask anything special from people either. People used to be killed for believing in a single god as well. People were killed for believing in multiple gods. If EVERYONE in the entire world wanted special treatment for what happened to the people who game before them (because thankfully there are a few people who realize THE PAST IS THE ******* PAST AND NOTHING CURRENT CAN BE DONE TO FIX IT), the world wouldn't be able to function at all.
Don't even get me started on the retarded feminists either. "We believe we should have equal pay" is one thing. But "ALL MEN SHOULD BOW TO US BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE AND MEAN AND THEY GET PAID MORE THAN US AND IT TOOK US LONGER TO GET RIGHTS AND SO EVERY MAN SHOULD PAY FOR EVERYTHING ANY MAN HAS EVER DONE TO ANY WOMAN BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS HORRIBLE AND RAPE" is something completely different.
#226 to #224 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man at least include a damned TL;DR
#231 to #224 - ironsoul (05/14/2013) [-]
I am religious and I agree with you completely.
I am religious and I agree with you completely.
#235 to #231 - nurucio (05/14/2013) [-]
Hah, thanks. I just wish more of the world would get their heads out of their asses and actually think like we do.
Hah, thanks. I just wish more of the world would get their heads out of their asses and actually think like we do.
User avatar #247 to #235 - ironsoul (05/14/2013) [-]
Indeed fine sir, it is nice to talk to somebody who is capable of acting like an adult rather than devolving into a screaming baboon the second somebody disagrees with them. I have encountered too many of those who fall under both camps. I ask the following question out of curiousity, rather than in a foolish and disrespectful attempt to change your mind. What sort of upbringing did you have with regards to religion? Were you raised as an atheist, or did you get raised in a more traditional way and choose for yourself?
User avatar #296 to #247 - nurucio (05/14/2013) [-]
I know I don't ever remember going to church, but I was the youngest of three girls. Nothing was really forced on us. We celebrate christmas and easter and such because my dad was raised as a Christian, I believe. My sister is Wiccan, and I'm not sure what my mom really is considered. She believes in a goddess and a god, but thinks that god has more important things to do than to watch over us, and so the goddess is the one that watches over the earth (like mother earth).
#241 to #224 - tonysangiorgio (05/14/2013) [-]
I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you, you magnificent bastard.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you, you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #402 - bossdelainternet (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm allowed to be intolerant because of things that happened hundreds of years ago that you or I had nothing to do with.
User avatar #412 to #402 - RandomAnonGuy (05/14/2013) [-]
To be fair, she did say "Laugh" as opposed to "Oppress."
User avatar #420 to #402 - therealtjthemedic (05/14/2013) [-]
You're a cunt
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