What about bearded women?. . 95 A Beibr, h" sir". Where is your God now?
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User avatar #5 - lolollo (05/13/2013) [-]
> Couldn't grow beard
> Still can't really grow a coherent beard
> Join military
> Everyone acting like douchecunts because I can't grow a beard
> Morning
> 4:30 am
> Have to go out and run a **** ton
> ****** depressing
> Have to shave before first formation
> Everyone in the latrine ******* around with electric shavers and ****
> Walk in
> Piss
> Walk back out
> This goes on for the entire 6 month period
> Everyone eventually get's pissed that all I do in the morning is piss and shower without having to chop at my fabulous baby face with razor blades
#26 to #5 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Maturity is a strange thing isn't it.
#73 to #5 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
what branch are you in? air force?
User avatar #80 to #73 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
Army
User avatar #15 to #5 - mexicandudeinsd (05/13/2013) [-]
can you have a beard in the military or wht facial hair is acceptable? wtf emoticons on fj?
User avatar #19 to #15 - ironnips (05/14/2013) [-]
well you can have a hitler mustache, hitler used to have a normal stache but he had to cut it for the military so his gas mask could fit. not sure are the military now, but i bet there's strict rules for safety and stuff
#32 to #19 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Not true. You can have a mustache, it just can't extend beyond the corners of the mouth.
User avatar #36 to #32 - ironnips (05/14/2013) [-]
thanks for the clarification, but i was saying that hitler shaved so he can fit the mask, not that thats the way to have a stache in the military
User avatar #20 to #5 - cantfindausername (05/14/2013) [-]
It's the beard on the inside that counts.
User avatar #72 to #20 - cycloneclone (05/14/2013) [-]
that ******* deep.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/13/2013) [-]
Where is your God now?
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User avatar #12 to #1 - tabarzins (05/13/2013) [-]
simply called a man.
User avatar #68 to #1 - commandermunkee (05/14/2013) [-]
Sitting in the sky, stroking his beard.
#70 to #1 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
facepalming himself for the current usage of photoshop.
#43 to #1 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
The proper name for that is an abomination.
User avatar #51 to #1 - arstya (05/14/2013) [-]
Drunk?
User avatar #7 to #1 - thefasrdog (05/13/2013) [-]
Hopefully not making more bearded women...
User avatar #60 to #7 - botherandbefuddle (05/14/2013) [-]
I think he just got drunk and THAT happened.
#22 - heartlessrobot (05/14/2013) [-]
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**** my genetics. No one on my mother's side of the family can grow a beard and my dad couldn't grow a full beard until he was 48.
User avatar #44 to #22 - chuca ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
could be worse, i grow a ******* of hair everywhere but my face....everywhere...
User avatar #47 to #44 - heartlessrobot (05/14/2013) [-]
See, I have a few scraggly chest hairs, a couple below my belly button, some armpit hair, and a ******* Gimli beard of pubic hair when I don't shave.
User avatar #49 to #47 - chuca ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
eh i can grow facial hair fast, it's just really patchy, but pretty much everywhere else grows fine, and i can't remember the last time i've seen my balls through the jungle i call pubic hair(srry if that's too much)
#52 to #22 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
at first i thought that said " **** my genitals"
#27 - ctenop (05/14/2013) [-]
Many books have beards too.
Many books have beards too.
User avatar #76 to #27 - eliteqtip (05/14/2013) [-]
Looks like an Arabian SeaNanners with a beard.
User avatar #81 to #76 - ctenop (05/14/2013) [-]
Exactly what i thought :L
#35 - jewjewbinks (05/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #37 to #35 - oviedoplaya (05/14/2013) [-]
lol at your username. Thumb for you.
User avatar #3 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
i cant grow a beard because im part native american
User avatar #57 to #3 - winslet ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
wait wait wait. how does being part native american prevent you having a beard? i have a beard and I've got Cherokee, Iroquois, Blackfoot, and some Algonquin in me.
User avatar #16 to #3 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/13/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, my first bit of facial hair was on the left of my face, and my first bit of neckbeard was on the right. It was god damn annoying.
#40 to #3 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
You must also be part woman.
User avatar #13 to #3 - rasconza (05/13/2013) [-]
my dad is full native american and has a ******* sasquatch beard, it's so cool but it collects to many dinners
#14 to #13 - NubiusMaximus (05/13/2013) [-]
Lot of Native Americans are smooth people. It's one of their things.  I'm 100% Native. I'm asked if I shave my arms...and I can never grow any facial hair. Expect a slight moustache.
Lot of Native Americans are smooth people. It's one of their things. I'm 100% Native. I'm asked if I shave my arms...and I can never grow any facial hair. Expect a slight moustache.
User avatar #31 to #14 - thejoemotes (05/14/2013) [-]
I always expect a moustache.
#67 - reinbowxdash (05/14/2013) [-]
What about the dwarf women?
#50 - secretdestroyers (05/14/2013) [-]
I mustache you a question......but I'm shaving it for later.
#71 to #50 - arizonastar (05/14/2013) [-]
here have this
User avatar #48 - godkingkoot (05/14/2013) [-]
18.5 years on this earth, 0 shaves, 0 facial hair, 0 happiness
#64 to #48 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro
#69 - WolfRider (05/14/2013) [-]
im one of only about 10 people in my entire school that can even grow facial hair
im one of only about 10 people in my entire school that can even grow facial hair
#75 to #69 - Schwarzenegger (05/14/2013) [-]
Same
Same
User avatar #74 to #69 - xyxoz (05/14/2013) [-]
brobeardfist
#29 - aproudpatriot (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh, please, do go on
User avatar #41 to #29 - minoschur (05/14/2013) [-]
There's a beard on the top of his head
#33 - ianus (05/14/2013) [-]
i need this shirt
#18 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Looking like a fat creep is manly, huh?
User avatar #11 - guiguito (05/13/2013) [-]
*employed
#66 - potatophucker (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, what?
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (05/14/2013) [-]
Speaking of beards, Play off beards, speaking of playoffs HA The leafs choke while winning 4-1.
User avatar #39 - cactusphalus ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm hairy as balls, man... is not pretty
User avatar #23 - snowmaker (05/14/2013) [-]
bearded women are sexy
#17 - asthmaticscotsman (05/14/2013) [-]
So I'm a woman now?
User avatar #46 to #17 - demcupcakes ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
What is the point of the shoe on your head?
#34 to #17 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
You should probably go ahead and post nudes in **** .
#30 to #17 - kanedam (05/14/2013) [-]
yes
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