She got what she wanted. . My mum asked me for .'is) “formal picture” m‘ my one month old baby, I sent her this.. Johnson, I want that report on drool viscosity on my desk by tomorrow.
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#16 - pleebnutbubber (05/13/2013) [-]
Johnson, I want that report on drool viscosity on my desk by tomorrow.
#22 to #16 - Rascal (05/13/2013) [-]
I wear your grandads clothes....
User avatar #1 - martycamp (05/13/2013) [-]
Stuff of nightmares right there. I mean, look at that dead-eye stare. Could you imagine that walking towards you? It taking strides down a darkened hallway, the only illumination provided by a flickering, failing lightbulb. Could you imagine its outstretched arms as it looks to embrace you? Can you hear its cry of pure emotional pain, a cry so sharp it cuts your very soul?
User avatar #7 to #1 - strangedinosaur (05/13/2013) [-]
i need more! you should definitly right a short story i would definitly read :L
#13 to #7 - martycamp (05/13/2013) [-]
Haha. Thanks. I have actually written a few short stories.
#25 to #7 - Rascal (05/13/2013) [-]
He should "right" a short story? What? Amend "Of Mice and Men" so Lenny lives?
User avatar #29 to #25 - martycamp (05/13/2013) [-]
Ease off! They're complimenting me, so they can make as many grammatical and spelling mistakes as they want.
User avatar #26 to #1 - ktulu (05/13/2013) [-]
This is Lovecraft material.
User avatar #2 to #1 - monsterpunk (05/13/2013) [-]
Do you need a hug?
User avatar #3 to #2 - martycamp (05/13/2013) [-]
I always need a hug
#38 to #2 - Rascal (05/13/2013) [-]
FOSTER DADDY~ LOVE ME DEE~~ YOU MADE YOUR UNWED BED~ LAMB
#8 to #1 - maggotarms (05/13/2013) [-]
as it leans down and slowly whispers in your ear
"are you ready for serious love"
#11 - slendermanspenis (05/13/2013) [-]
The first thing that came to my head.
User avatar #31 to #11 - harbingerwolf (05/13/2013) [-]
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetleju-
#39 to #31 - secretdestroyers (05/13/2013) [-]
Biggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls
#12 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
#28 - mankey (05/13/2013) [-]
Made me think of the greatest game license movie ever made.
#35 - artjunk (05/13/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ..... they're real!
#6 - surrealbowl (05/13/2013) [-]
Related to this little guy?
+1
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#9 to #6 - ibleedbmx (05/13/2013) [-]
they grow up so fast
User avatar #5 - tonkkax (05/13/2013) [-]
Looks like the goombas from the Super Mario Bros movie, but much cuter and not disgusting at all.
#20 - Rascal (05/13/2013) [-]
Wow, it's even funnier the 7th time!
#27 - wittypotato (05/13/2013) [-]
Still good 'do.
Still good 'do.
#14 - xstrangebrewx (05/13/2013) [-]
*Fixed
#36 to #14 - phoenixtc (05/13/2013) [-]
Those red thumbs look pretty nice on that comment.
#17 to #14 - silverlance (05/13/2013) [-]
I havn't seen this before now
#24 to #14 - SognaVetr ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
#46 to #24 - Rascal (05/14/2013) [-]
Did we have lunch @ chilis pear? YUP?? YUR GOIG AWAY WIRH DEM ALSO MODA **** HER$$$ HIS ATT TIT TUDE?? TELL ROSIE?? SEAN. WILL FORHET PAPA CSUSE STEW WELL U KNIW DEE$$$ I WILL HAVE MORE THAN 25000 ALSO
User avatar #48 - poutinesalad (05/14/2013) [-]
Thats the closest the word reader thing has gotten that I've seen

My mum asked me for .'is) “formal
picture” m‘ my one month old baby, I
sent her this

minus the *********** that the quotes caused
#42 - friendbarrier (05/13/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
User avatar #4 - therealtotodile (05/13/2013) [-]
"I can't believe he bought the boat!"
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