Canadian Crime. .. Only in a world like this can we make fun of Canadians for being good guys. Canadian Crime Only in a world like this can we make fun of Canadians for being good guys
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#1 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Only in a world like this can we make fun of Canadians for being good guys.
#8 to #1 - iamcanadian
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(05/13/2013) [-]
It's kind of pathetic.
Not once did i ever even think that kindness was so abnormal, that it had to be made fun of.
Only on Earth.....
#9 to #1 - stallwallwriter
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I... I thought they were doing it in a nice way. Like "Oh you silly lil' Canadian scamps."
#17 to #1 - darkslayer [OP]
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Where was the fun being made?
#31 to #17 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(05/14/2013) [-]
I'm kind of taking other posts into consideration too. I'm not saying this particular post is bad or wrong, it's just an interesting observation.
#16 to #1 - gotbannedicusvile
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Not at all friend.
Sorry for making you feel that way buddy.
#2 to #1 - xzynth
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(05/13/2013) [-]
yeah, its kinda sad when you think about it....
#7 to #1 - ZeGerman
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(05/13/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly. As I read through this, I pictured a stereotype, obese american ********/anorexic bimbo, saying: "Like, Canadians, lol, they're so stupid! I would have like totally sued that ************!"
#4 to #1 - TheTurnbull
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I'm going to eat some ice cream and get a little depressed now...
#11 to #1 - mrrickystephens
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(05/13/2013) [-]
and the best part is we don't mind at all.
#12 to #11 - toughactintinactin
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Nope, not at all, i'd rather be faulted for being too polite then for being too impolite.
#15 - gotbannedicusvile
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(05/13/2013) [-]
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Canadian argument .
Your not my buddy, friend!
I'm not your friend, guy!
Your not my guy, friend!
#22 to #15 - nsfwlolzor
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Thumbs up for South Park reference, however, for the second and fourth line
#5 - bigmanfifty
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(05/13/2013) [-]
The look on that guy's face is like:

"Man, I don't even live in this city. How far did I cycle?"
#13 - mrrickystephens
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(05/13/2013) [-]
True story showing off my Canadianism

> Be in University (First year, Graphic Design Student, living on res)
> Walk down to the dorm common room to makes some foodums
> Me and another student arrive at the door at the same time.
> I offer to hold the door and then this son of a bitch has the balls to say, "Please, you first"
> Most pleasant staredown in the universe takes place.
> make a long part short, we go back and forth insisting the other take the door first.
> Finally I say in my most generous and fatherly tone, "Bitch, I am the Canadian here. You get your French ass in there before I kick it in."
> He goes and says thanks for being a gentlemen
> Damn ******* right imma gentlemen.
#32 to #13 - StareDown
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I approve of this story.
#19 - felixjarl
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(05/13/2013) [-]
#14 - kampi
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(05/13/2013) [-]
"Please call if this bike beklongs to you"
#18 to #14 - thatscrewedupkid
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(05/13/2013) [-]
read the tile, hes drunk. give the man some leeway
#3 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
In the American version: Man returns bike still gets arrested. Original owner never gets bicycle back as it sits in evidence locker
#20 to #3 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Everybody gets shot. Twice. NRA applaudes.
#6 to #3 - sausageparty
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(05/13/2013) [-]
In the American version man gets sued.
#21 to #6 - chaosnazo
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(05/13/2013) [-]
EVERYBODY GETTIN' SUED!
#25 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Ontario, that seems about right.
#24 - silverlance
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#26 to #24 - CollinTB
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(05/13/2013) [-]
These are 2 different stories.
These are 2 different stories.
#10 - stallwallwriter
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(05/13/2013) [-]
This is just a bit ironic because they world's most prolific bike thief is Canadian. Igor Kenk and people who worked for him stole bikes in Toronto for years. When he was finally arrested for it, he had over 3000 stolen bikes in various locations.
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