Why would you say this. . Se my mum bough's jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment
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Why would you say this

Se my mum bough's jacuzzi, and I was in
there along with my father and my sister,
when my mother decided it would be the
ideal moment to say- ‘Guess what
Everyone in this jacuzzi has in common?
all sucked en my tits.'
Russell Howard
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#82 to #29 - justagame (05/13/2013) [-]
because raisins
User avatar #24 - Happiness (05/13/2013) [-]
you forgot the best line 'Mum.....the dogs in here too?'
User avatar #4 - supniggs (05/12/2013) [-]
In the original joke there were also two dogs in there, that's what made it more awkward
User avatar #42 to #4 - localcatbarber (05/13/2013) [-]
Also, the fact that he mimed them swimming around in there made it complete.
#30 to #4 - pollepolle (05/13/2013) [-]
dogs... in the jacuzzi ... two of them ... gross
#15 - sympathyforme (05/13/2013) [-]
It sounds like the intro to one of them "incest" pornos.





Not that I'd know.
#3 - mauerman ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 to #3 - nrhv (05/13/2013) [-]
that's easily my favorite ryan reynolds moment
User avatar #46 to #18 - SHAMU (05/13/2013) [-]
True that. His dialogues while being interrogated in Blade: Trinity were pretty cool too though.
User avatar #63 to #46 - awesomanium (05/13/2013) [-]
Cock juggling thundercunt.
Possibly one of the best things I have ever heard.
User avatar #116 to #63 - mauerman ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Isn't that from Weeds? Doug says it to that Mexican woman..
User avatar #56 to #3 - slimtotheshady (05/13/2013) [-]
What movie is that from?
User avatar #73 to #56 - joethefurball (05/13/2013) [-]
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, one of my favorite comedies
#66 - bitchplzzz (05/13/2013) [-]
"And you're not the only ones"
#2 - walkerjam (05/12/2013) [-]
And parents wonder why they embarrass us...
And parents wonder why they embarrass us...
#90 to #2 - diegotan (05/13/2013) [-]
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#32 - mrnomnomnom (05/13/2013) [-]
the dad's ftw
the dad's ftw
#91 to #32 - diegotan (05/13/2013) [-]
The that's For The Win?
The that's For The Win?
User avatar #93 to #91 - mrnomnomnom (05/13/2013) [-]
*fw
Sorry
User avatar #76 - slenderbro (05/13/2013) [-]
You left out the dog part.
#61 - potatophucker (05/13/2013) [-]
>God damn that's a turn on.
>God damn that's a turn on.
User avatar #84 - sweetellie (05/13/2013) [-]
"...There's 2 dogs in here, mum.."
#5 - europeanswallow (05/13/2013) [-]
The same can be said for MOST families
The same can be said for MOST families
#7 to #5 - ironsoul (05/13/2013) [-]
best part of that game
#8 to #7 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
is this a game i do not have to download or buy? because i see so many posts and i actually would like to play
User avatar #9 to #8 - ironsoul (05/13/2013) [-]
Katawa shoujo, you can download it for free. Be warned, you will experience FEELINGS.
#10 to #9 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
i dont know if i want to experience feelings im ascared
User avatar #88 to #10 - demrogz (05/13/2013) [-]
Some are really sad feels and some are really happy though, if you really get into it, it'll change your life
User avatar #11 to #10 - mouthwash (05/13/2013) [-]
You do. You really really do
#16 to #7 - motherfuckingkenji (05/13/2013) [-]
A Kenji thread.
I have been summoned.
#51 to #16 - killerturd (05/13/2013) [-]
huehuehuehue
ork loli
#14 - pappathethird (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #14 - rekameohs (05/13/2013) [-]
I guess you were never breast fed then.
User avatar #19 to #17 - ireallylikepotatoe (05/13/2013) [-]
His dad was in the Jacuzzi as well.
User avatar #28 to #19 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
...the dog was in the jacuzzi too
it doesn't say so in this post, but he does say it in that one clip I saw oh him
User avatar #36 to #28 - ireallylikepotatoe (05/13/2013) [-]
Look down 2 posts.
User avatar #40 to #36 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #21 to #19 - rekameohs (05/13/2013) [-]
So, some parents are open like that. not saying he sucked on her tits while the kid was around mind you
User avatar #20 to #19 - megatrollinator (05/13/2013) [-]
Foreplay?
User avatar #22 to #20 - ireallylikepotatoe (05/13/2013) [-]
There's also a version of this quote where two dogs were in there.
#101 - FUUUU (05/13/2013) [-]
*******		 what
******* what
User avatar #95 - areandara (05/13/2013) [-]
1337 likes, not sure if I should make it 1338
User avatar #96 to #95 - areandara (05/13/2013) [-]
nvm I already did
User avatar #98 to #96 - nooneofinterest (05/13/2013) [-]
Disregard previous comment
????
profit
User avatar #97 to #95 - nooneofinterest (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh, the power
User avatar #89 - TheseChocodiles (05/13/2013) [-]
He has gotten really buff now
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