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WHATEVER Yxll DO, DC) NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULF" CUP WITH 5 ENERGY AND CHUG
THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STUFFED COMPLETELY CIR ES HEATING SC) FAST THAT I
CAN' T FEEL MY CHIN PULSE.
I HAVENT SLEPT EN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.
I FEED THIS MORNING AND IN PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.
FREE:
I' DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT.
I CAN READ MINDS.
SUPER BIG ) Z, 5 HEUR ENERGETIC) Z. THAT MEANS I DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS
THAN 2 MINUTES. HOURS OF ENERGY.
GOD HELP ME.
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#2 - errdayimfjing (05/12/2013) [-]
Was this review helpful tn Iran? I Yes I I I
#17 to #2 - dreaddune (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm posting these pictures, everytime i see that lady
#18 to #17 - dreaddune (05/13/2013) [-]
Because **** you, that's why
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#19 - farn (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 to #19 - multimedia (05/13/2013) [-]
That was the best ******* scene.
#36 to #19 - grubbug (05/13/2013) [-]
definitely OP's face when
definitely OP's face when
#42 to #36 - greenmurderer (05/13/2013) [-]
ffw
ffw
#37 to #36 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
lol u need whole gif, but wuz hopin 2 see dis
#69 to #37 - ensdobbs (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh my god! I just dropped an IQ point from trying to read that.
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User avatar #3 - nicopwnz (05/12/2013) [-]
I call fake, five 5 hour energy gives you 25 hours of energy. Which is has more hours than there is in one day. I'm pretty sure he would be dead by then.
User avatar #57 to #3 - scorcho ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
25 hours. that's a day and one hour. i don't see your point
User avatar #101 to #57 - cocainrain (05/13/2013) [-]
Its an old joke from tumblr or 4chan or something, where they're logic says if you drink so much energy drink it equals 25h you die.


it's complete ******** but don't tell anybody
User avatar #8 to #3 - midgetmayhem (05/13/2013) [-]
actually if you look at the dosage one 5 hour energy has multiple servings in it, so this could theoretically could be accurate math. Then again i'm not asian so my math skills could suck.
User avatar #28 to #3 - pianoasis (05/13/2013) [-]
"I CAN READ MINDS"

No it's definitely real.
#59 to #28 - sumbohde ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Apparently 5 hour energy makes you asian
User avatar #20 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (05/13/2013) [-]
That means that for one hour, he exists in the plane of existence known as Z-Space, where all of creation is at the beck and call of one with the will and the power to control it.


Unfortunately, he doesn't, so he just kind of sits there awkwardly for an hour.
#26 - toncheky (05/13/2013) [-]
I bet he held SHIFT, instead pressing Caps Lock.
#29 to #26 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand?
User avatar #47 to #26 - sepheroth (05/13/2013) [-]
Nah, he pressed shift separately for each letter.
User avatar #58 to #47 - gingeraletwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Shieeet.
#63 to #47 - toncheky (05/13/2013) [-]
#93 - potatophucker (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - iminurmouth (05/13/2013) [-]
i dont really care if its fake, that ***** still funny if you read it like it is real
#95 - theturkeyburger (05/13/2013) [-]
Guys, this post was that guy's last post on amazon, ever.
#110 to #95 - bluelight (05/13/2013) [-]
maybe hes dead
User avatar #113 to #110 - theturkeyburger (05/13/2013) [-]
Hey look, FJ has emotes now : -P
#45 - donbilbo (05/13/2013) [-]
#31 - Just Another Guy (05/13/2013) [-]
Energy drinks have like 50g of sugar in them, he just chugged over a kg of sugar >.>
Energy drinks have like 50g of sugar in them, he just chugged over a kg of sugar >.>
#109 to #31 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
2oz...50g of sugar...yeaahhh
#32 to #31 - bhzy (05/13/2013) [-]
but why is he not kill?
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User avatar #65 to #38 - badmonkey ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
PEN15
its a play on words
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#34 to #32 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Because it didn't ******* happen.
User avatar #33 to #31 - TehGirman (05/13/2013) [-]
5 Hour Energy actually has no sugar in it, but the shot-sized containers have about as much caffeine as a cup of coffee.
#81 - nucularwar (05/13/2013) [-]
I think that's how the Flash got his powers
#44 - SuperSixONE (05/13/2013) [-]
Hue.
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#62 to #56 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
It can make your heart race too
But if you smoked 44oz of weed you would die from smoke inhalation
If you drank that much 5 hour energy you would have a caffeine overdose and die.
<or just drink this
User avatar #87 to #62 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
Or just buy cheap caffeine pills that give the same effect...
#84 to #62 - thomasampeir (05/13/2013) [-]
A 80 KG male can drink like 24 5 hours energy before he dies. So for an average guy 22 is not lethal, but it is stupid.

link for death by caffeine calculator:
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User avatar #90 to #84 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
or 117 KG
User avatar #89 to #84 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
I weigh 260.
#91 to #89 - thomasampeir (05/13/2013) [-]
My bad, didn't look at the pounds/kg division. Now I totally agree with you.
User avatar #92 to #91 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
Yea there is no way I would survive 40 bottles let alone 88 bottles
that seems highly unlikely
I would have to have the heart of a stallion.
User avatar #86 to #84 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
it would take 88 bottles to kill me
I highly doubt that
I would probably die at like 20
That's a **** ton of caffeine.
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#60 to #56 - shadowsynergy (05/13/2013) [-]
It's not illegal in my state nor in my house. In fact I think I'll go out to the garage with my brother in law and we'll smoke a bowl right now.
It's not illegal in my state nor in my house. In fact I think I'll go out to the garage with my brother in law and we'll smoke a bowl right now.
User avatar #99 to #60 - ravarshi (05/13/2013) [-]
WA or CO? IF WA, Where? Wanna find kick it buddies.
#61 to #60 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
WOW YOU'RE SO LE COOL
IS IT THE GOOD GUD KUSHE
User avatar #112 to #60 - bluelight (05/13/2013) [-]
whats that from
User avatar #115 to #112 - shadowsynergy (05/15/2013) [-]
The gif? Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san.
#64 to #56 - chiefsolidcawk (05/13/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 - snakefire (05/13/2013) [-]
That description.

Bonk atomic punch.
#46 to #16 - schneidend (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm a freakin' blur here!
User avatar #14 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol at the description
#100 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Asian recipe! After this you will surely read minds.
Asian recipe! After this you will surely read minds.
#52 - BraindeadBuddha (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #94 - mkchillin (05/13/2013) [-]
I tried one before a waterpolo game 5 years ago when they first came out. I felt shaky, nauseous, jittery, my heart rate was through the roof, and I felt awful. Never again
#85 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
5 Hour energy - $3
Bottle of caffeine pills - $5

******** product marketing at its finest.
User avatar #96 to #85 - galkawhm (05/13/2013) [-]
5 hour energy doesn't have caffeine.
User avatar #97 to #96 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
Same effect though, just way higher prices.
#27 - nittsurri (05/13/2013) [-]
Considering my high addiction to caffeine, this is how I want to die.
#107 - dafuckisthisshit (05/13/2013) [-]
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