Finding your other half. .
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#24 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
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thx OP for reminding me im single
User avatar #227 to #24 - dedj (05/13/2013) [-]
oh god i love these posts.
User avatar #86 to #24 - RisenLichen (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for reminding me I've always been single
User avatar #152 to #86 - ilovehitler (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for reminding me I will have always been single.
User avatar #193 to #152 - jammydodgers (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for reminding me It's time to fap.
#264 to #22 - savirleo (05/13/2013) [-]
She's a whore
She's a whore
User avatar #179 to #22 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
I ******* love you.
User avatar #261 to #179 - sinonyx (05/13/2013) [-]
he's already in a relationship, sorry
#243 to #22 - photoshoppinfuck (05/13/2013) [-]
You're an amazing individual and you deserve every single one of your green thumbs
You're an amazing individual and you deserve every single one of your green thumbs
#328 to #22 - gersonalvat (05/13/2013) [-]
>Dat Hand

You're ******* Dali, man
User avatar #331 to #22 - nevrit (05/13/2013) [-]
A picture worth 1000 thumbs
User avatar #349 to #22 - jettom ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
glorious bastard
#189 to #22 - ookichinchindesu (05/13/2013) [-]
I am confus
#199 to #189 - raigerzero (05/13/2013) [-]
His soulmate is his own hand i.e. forever alone and masturbating.
#348 to #199 - ookichinchindesu (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh, yea I wasn't close to figuring that out. Well thanks for telling me instead of being a jackass and just thumbing me down lol.
#216 to #22 - iamjustheretoroll (05/13/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #608 at Do your best ** ****** YES!
User avatar #363 to #21 - triplewin (05/13/2013) [-]
Is this the most thumbs a comment has ever gotten?
#364 to #363 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
It's not.
User avatar #365 to #364 - triplewin (05/13/2013) [-]
link me nao!
User avatar #366 to #365 - wiinor (05/13/2013) [-]
That one anon who got 999999999 Got the most thumbs i think
User avatar #367 to #366 - triplewin (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh wow h4x?
User avatar #368 to #367 - wiinor (05/13/2013) [-]
I can't find it right now, But i found one that was really close

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/350890/Thumb/64#64
User avatar #377 to #368 - triplewin (05/14/2013) [-]
woooooooooooooooooooooow not many thumbs but sick!
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User avatar #356 to #21 - killjoyzzz (05/13/2013) [-]
YOU
#341 to #21 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
you sir, just made my day.
User avatar #355 to #21 - kakarikocucco (05/13/2013) [-]
Right hand wanker ehy?
you're a dangerous man OP
User avatar #362 to #21 - kikx (05/13/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir. You just made my day.
#361 to #21 - chickendinna (05/13/2013) [-]
all of those unborn babies... flushed down the toilet
#70 - chewythewolftwo (05/13/2013) [-]
I think I'm one of those extra puzzle pieces...
#110 - darcandkharg (05/13/2013) [-]
Looks like a bunch of dudes.
#72 - azzyx (05/13/2013) [-]
Where are the boobs?
#253 - thebritishguy (05/13/2013) [-]
mfw 7 billion people on Earth
#11 - holler (05/12/2013) [-]
#195 to #11 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
this **** is why i love fj comments
User avatar #28 to #16 - Cleavland Steamer (05/12/2013) [-]
this is the best thing I have seen all day
#29 to #28 - holler (05/13/2013) [-]
i am glad
User avatar #210 to #16 - turbodoosh (05/13/2013) [-]
I've never seen dickbutt used so elaborately, well done my friend.
User avatar #124 to #16 - supertanto (05/13/2013) [-]
holy **** , holler is back
User avatar #273 to #15 - psykobear (05/13/2013) [-]
Why do you still have this frame in, where the real soulmate is there?
Shouldn't it be dickbutt?
#276 to #273 - holler (05/13/2013) [-]
happy?
User avatar #277 to #276 - psykobear (05/13/2013) [-]
I was happy before, but yeah!
#176 - tiredandhungry (05/13/2013) [-]
mfw god's name is Lisa in the third frame
mfw god's name is Lisa in the third frame
#198 - lorkhan (05/13/2013) [-]
This is more accurate.
#215 to #198 - datgermanguy ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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#205 to #198 - Milos (05/13/2013) [-]
**Milos rolls 95**
#206 to #205 - TrollBringer (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 - mrpenoos (05/13/2013) [-]
This is greek mythology.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulmate
User avatar #84 to #83 - rhodesgirl (05/13/2013) [-]
I think you are only about the 50th person to say that in this comment section.
#218 - whistleandrun (05/13/2013) [-]
If there's one person for everyone out there, it's pretty damn convenient that people sucessfully marry one of the tiny fraction of the world's population they've actually met...

There's got to be hundreds if not thousands of people you'd be equally happy to spend your life with
#220 to #218 - lifeiscool **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
This is exactly the way it is. A lot of people get married more than once in their lives.
User avatar #244 to #218 - toughactintinactin (05/13/2013) [-]
I agree completely. Even if you have a personality type that clashes with almost everyone else's, there's a very high likelihood that there is a 1,000 people that would be happy to be around you. They are more than likely mostly Chinese but you get the point.
#230 - demonbunny (05/13/2013) [-]
>The average human being lives to be around 80 years old   
>There are 52 weeks in a year   
>80 (yrs) x 52 (wks) = 4,160 weeks   
>4,160 (wks) x 365 (days) = 1,518,400 days   
>The average human being lives for 1,518,400 days (not taking leap years into account, as I am not a mathematician and incredibly lazy)   
>Assuming the average FunnyJunk user is about 20 years old, that leaves us with 1,511,100 days left until our predicted demise.   
>There are over 7 billion people on Earth. Each with their own interests, skills, experiences, stories to tell.   
>You have 1,511,100 days to find that one person in 7 billion.   
   
To all those who feel on their own, to those who feel there is nobody out there, to those who feel they will die alone, this is for you.    
Love is not something for you to find.   
Love is something that finds you.   
Don't worry if you're not "in love" right now.  It'll hit you when you least expect it. You've got plenty of time to settle down with someone in the future. The point is to enjoy what you have right now; the time to yourself.    
Use your "loneliness" as a time to educate yourself, to better yourself, to shape yourself into an improved version of yourself.  With each book read, new skill learnt, each experienced lived, you open yourself up to a wider World of people to share a life with.    
You're young, you're free to do what you want, you'e got plenty of time.    
If you do end up alone, so what? At the end of the day, Love is just a chemical reaction caused by the sudden production of hormones, dopamine and serotonin in the brain to make you believe that you're made for someone.  You don't need anybody, you're above the rest; you're your own person.     
You are awesome.
>The average human being lives to be around 80 years old
>There are 52 weeks in a year
>80 (yrs) x 52 (wks) = 4,160 weeks
>4,160 (wks) x 365 (days) = 1,518,400 days
>The average human being lives for 1,518,400 days (not taking leap years into account, as I am not a mathematician and incredibly lazy)
>Assuming the average FunnyJunk user is about 20 years old, that leaves us with 1,511,100 days left until our predicted demise.
>There are over 7 billion people on Earth. Each with their own interests, skills, experiences, stories to tell.
>You have 1,511,100 days to find that one person in 7 billion.

To all those who feel on their own, to those who feel there is nobody out there, to those who feel they will die alone, this is for you.
Love is not something for you to find.
Love is something that finds you.
Don't worry if you're not "in love" right now. It'll hit you when you least expect it. You've got plenty of time to settle down with someone in the future. The point is to enjoy what you have right now; the time to yourself.
Use your "loneliness" as a time to educate yourself, to better yourself, to shape yourself into an improved version of yourself. With each book read, new skill learnt, each experienced lived, you open yourself up to a wider World of people to share a life with.
You're young, you're free to do what you want, you'e got plenty of time.
If you do end up alone, so what? At the end of the day, Love is just a chemical reaction caused by the sudden production of hormones, dopamine and serotonin in the brain to make you believe that you're made for someone. You don't need anybody, you're above the rest; you're your own person.
You are awesome.
#360 to #230 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Yeah but there arent 365 days in a week.
#252 to #230 - datgermanguy ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #332 to #230 - wizlock (05/13/2013) [-]
why the **** did you imply that there are 365 days in week
User avatar #233 to #230 - exotic (05/13/2013) [-]
I think mine died at 21
#232 to #230 - willcutting (05/13/2013) [-]
That was very inspirational. You're awesome too.
That was very inspirational. You're awesome too.
#269 to #230 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Didn't pay attention in math class, did you?
User avatar #257 to #230 - sickoman (05/13/2013) [-]
First of all "You are awesome."! Great post you got going here buuuuut:
You might want to reconsider your calculation. My calculation goes like this: 80 (yrs) x 365 (days pr year) = 29200 (days)
When not including leapyear there are 29200 days in the avrage lifetime not 1,511,100 days. Sorry bro.
User avatar #268 to #257 - areialview (05/13/2013) [-]
You skipped the weeks part
#301 to #268 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
you dont need a "weeks" count if you're already doing 365 days a year x 80 years. Multiplying by weeks would mean that there are 52 weeks which each contain 365 days, which would obviously be way off... Plus 29,200 days to find 1 person out of 7billion would mean that you'd have to meet (date, become friends, etc.) with about 239,727 people a day, good luck with that man
#337 - mcrut (05/13/2013) [-]
It is like a circle.
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#6 - ShadowFrieza (05/12/2013) [-]
Still wish I would connect with my other half...
Still wish I would connect with my other half...
User avatar #116 - Bomard (05/13/2013) [-]
This is why we should walk on the streets naked...
#226 - zombiepipboy (05/13/2013) [-]
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