Emoticons. hehe. Mmorts; Irs 10: 05 PM 42% Glib 10: aat PM OMFG THERE ARE LOL.. Talk about premature, he came after one stroke
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User avatar #7 - Cleavland Steamer (05/12/2013) [-]
Talk about premature, he came after one stroke
#57 to #7 - kristernorge (05/13/2013) [-]
*efficient
#12 - toncheky (05/12/2013) [-]
One Pump Chump, they call them.
#18 to #12 - johnturdell (05/13/2013) [-]
I like to imagine two Bostonian individuals yelling this at a guy that has a reputation for premature finishes.

"AY LOOK AT DAT JOHNNY, ISS DA ONE STROKE JOKE"
"HEY THERE ONE PUMP CHUMP, HOW'S IT HANGING"
#26 to #18 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
short, shriveled and always to the left
User avatar #23 to #18 - lolwtfdairyqueen (05/13/2013) [-]
I read this in a Jamaican accent.
User avatar #50 to #23 - dmkstarstar (05/13/2013) [-]
We all did bud, we all did.
User avatar #59 to #50 - admiralen ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
dont talk for everyone dude, i read it as two scouts talking
+1
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User avatar #64 to #9 - thalfak (05/13/2013) [-]
jokes has to be hypothetical sometimes, it is like Imaginie if this happened . . .
User avatar #43 to #9 - hazador ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes we know this never happens but it's funny so we like it. Is there a problem to that?
#54 to #43 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
it's less funny for some people if the funny stuff didn't actually happen. kinda dumb in my opinion cause like 90% of comedy is fictional.
User avatar #31 to #9 - mtndewisgreat (05/13/2013) [-]
What's your point? You think half the stuff posted here actually happened to OP? Everybody's a critic
User avatar #28 - chosenonex (05/13/2013) [-]
Ever been so horny you came puffs of air?
#29 to #28 - mishterlusk (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #2 - gizmoolv (05/12/2013) [-]
Who puts "Best Friend" as a contact name?
#16 to #2 - frogmum (05/13/2013) [-]
Who the **** names their kid best friend?
User avatar #53 to #16 - stenchschleifs (05/13/2013) [-]
Pedophiles.
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (05/12/2013) [-]
Teenage girls.
#45 to #2 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
people with friends
#55 - sittingwhale (05/13/2013) [-]
one pump chump
#24 - TheUsername (05/13/2013) [-]
he cums dust? wtf?
User avatar #5 - grrphc (05/12/2013) [-]
It's so obvious this is fake it hurts.
User avatar #13 to #5 - condormcninja (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't know about you but I have my friend under "Best Friend" in my phone too.

Not really
User avatar #15 to #13 - grrphc (05/13/2013) [-]
It's not about the name.
#17 to #15 - sladee (05/13/2013) [-]
it's about reading the message
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+4
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#47 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
LOOOHOOOL LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDD

I think its about time I leave this ******* website. THIS frontpage?
#49 to #47 - feelythefeel (05/13/2013) [-]
>is anon
>thinks people would care if you left
#56 to #49 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
im posting this as anon piece of ****
#65 to #56 - feelythefeel (05/13/2013) [-]
>is leaving
>still cares about thumbs
#60 to #49 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
>le greentexting
>on le funnyjunk
>using le seinfeld faec
>xd

Get lost you stupid faggot.
User avatar #62 to #60 - anotherponyaccount (05/13/2013) [-]
> Making fun of someone using this
> Uses it to make fun
> Wat
User avatar #6 - chaosnazo (05/12/2013) [-]
What are you, twelve?
User avatar #61 - darkroro (05/13/2013) [-]
Masturbation goes cloud
User avatar #25 - thisbepi (05/13/2013) [-]
Only one stroke and you're done...?

Sucks to be you.
#35 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
white christmas
#36 to #35 - deathcampforjewtie (05/13/2013) [-]
Semi-related.
#42 - hungsloth (05/13/2013) [-]
nice repost bro.
User avatar #10 - xbutterfingersx (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, there are two kinds of people in this world....
#38 - budbrown (05/13/2013) [-]
there are two kinds of people
there are two kinds of people
User avatar #46 to #38 - ihatem (05/13/2013) [-]
There's a third kind of person. The one who always points out the other two.
User avatar #63 to #46 - thalfak (05/13/2013) [-]
So you are the fourth for pointing out the third who is pointing out the two other?
#3 - weareweird (05/12/2013) [-]
>Rogers
>It's from Canada.
>On Funnyjunk.
WAT.
#30 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
WARNING: FJ IS UNDER ATTACK OF FEMINIST FAGGOT WHO USE SOME MEAN TO THUMBS UP FEMINISM-FRIENDLY CONTENT AND THUMB DOWN FJ-ERS THAT STATE FACTS, BECAREFUL, THE SEED OF TYRANNY AND WOMEN SUPREMACIST ARE AT WORK HERE ON FJ
#27 - spazzin (05/13/2013) [-]
Why would he stroke a shovel?
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