What Pythons look like. . What people imagine pm he n: are like. What python is actually like.
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#3 - srskate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
What python is actually like.
User avatar #16 to #3 - tidex (05/12/2013) [-]
You, I like you!
#103 to #3 - thumbsalad (05/12/2013) [-]
Looks like pseudo code..

Does it have any practical uses? I might learn it.
#107 to #103 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm learning python right now, I'm not really sure what you mean by pseudo-code, but it is a higher level language and pretty fricken useful
User avatar #114 to #107 - thumbsalad (05/12/2013) [-]
It doesn't require Semi-colons after statements or enclosing parenthesis, Making it look a little like Pseudo-Code.
#121 to #114 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Python does not neet semi-colons. A block's begin/end is done by indentation. This "force" you to write beautiful code :)
#143 to #121 - flyslasher (05/12/2013) [-]
The code in the picture still looks ugly...
User avatar #183 to #143 - srskate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Thats what the doctors said when you were born.


even they hated the code.
#195 to #183 - thebw (05/12/2013) [-]
It looks better if you add some colors to it. Everything looks better with some color to it!

This is Jython tho
User avatar #189 to #103 - nildnas (05/12/2013) [-]
I think youtube uses it
User avatar #104 to #103 - srskate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
it has a very different style from most other languages. Many uses. Up to you.
#48 to #3 - valetparking (05/12/2013) [-]
you clever devil XD
you clever devil XD
User avatar #172 to #3 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
I thought of that aswell, but then I thought of drawing a blender running on a python.
Sorry
User avatar #175 to #3 - alexwise (05/12/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #245 to #3 - jesusoctaviogo (05/12/2013) [-]
If this was tumblr i would say GET OUT
#51 to #3 - comanderspy (05/12/2013) [-]
im not a code, i dont get it
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#83 to #51 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#94 to #83 - comanderspy (05/12/2013) [-]
even though i dont understand nothing of what i read, it was a cool 15 minutes read
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#101 to #94 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - llamasandwhich (05/12/2013) [-]
You mother ****** I was about to go there.

Just take your ******* thumbs and get out...
#130 - beerterror (05/12/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#246 to #130 - tazze (05/12/2013) [-]
Imagine how much time has beerterror waited for this pic to become relevant
#5 - KayRed (05/12/2013) [-]
Damnit! He's right, they're adorable.
#7 to #5 - SILENCEnight (05/12/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Recent Activity ** kill it... kill it with bullets
User avatar #133 to #5 - botherandbefuddle (05/12/2013) [-]
Do not want.
#25 to #5 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
That is until they strangle you to death.
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User avatar #292 to #28 - nefarian (05/12/2013) [-]
Wat.
#9 - blizzeh ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Python propaganda! Do not listen, they're trying to fool us
#178 - johnska (05/12/2013) [-]
Huh, I always thought Pythons looked like this
User avatar #257 to #178 - alhemicar (05/12/2013) [-]
No that are monties
#55 - snoboardkid (05/12/2013) [-]
awh, look at it's cute puppy mouth with those those tiny puppy... HOLY **** NOPENOPENOPE
User avatar #137 to #55 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
that's an anaconda.. i'm not too sure if they classify as pythons...
#164 to #137 - skyrn (05/12/2013) [-]
Either way, that is way too much you for one mouth to handle, surely.
#370 to #137 - snoboardkid (05/13/2013) [-]
it is actually a python, I just googled "python teeth" to find the image
User avatar #372 to #370 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
well I just looked up anaconda, and that was the second image. so poo on you.
User avatar #186 to #55 - harrymcfaggot (05/12/2013) [-]
that's an anaconda
#330 to #186 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
How about no, that is an African Rock Python. Source: [url deleted]
#333 to #330 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
scienceblogs com/tetrapodzoology/2008/11/11/python-bites-fence/
#332 to #330 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
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#317 to #186 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Not a Rock Python?I'd heard Rock Pythons had some pretty nasty teeth. What's the difference if you don't mind my asking?
#136 - nim (05/12/2013) [-]
I have a baby ball python named Monty. He's so cute and cuddly.
User avatar #196 to #136 - huffe (05/12/2013) [-]
how incredibly clever
#261 to #196 - nim (05/12/2013) [-]
I thought it was cute.
I thought it was cute.
User avatar #395 to #261 - huffe (05/13/2013) [-]
i think you're gay
User avatar #397 to #395 - nim (05/13/2013) [-]
well I do like penis a whole lot.
User avatar #151 to #136 - strun (05/12/2013) [-]
I have a Pastel and pinstripe, Korra and Larry.
#325 to #136 - thenoodle (05/12/2013) [-]
Rest in peace, Dr. Montgomery Montgomery.
#335 to #325 - nim (05/12/2013) [-]
Uncle Monty was my favorite.
#156 to #136 - janeedwards (05/12/2013) [-]
a python...named Monty...you're so original
a python...named Monty...you're so original
User avatar #157 to #156 - nim (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm so clever.
#139 to #136 - wiiugilgamesh (05/12/2013) [-]
Does he have the Holy Grail or a flying circus?
#142 to #139 - nim (05/12/2013) [-]
indeed he does.
indeed he does.
#34 - dafcanek (05/12/2013) [-]
Pic related.

It's me and python(?) around my neck. I wasn't scared, I was just suprisingly looking in the camera. Please don't laugh at me.
User avatar #315 to #34 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm going to jump on this bandwagon of informing you you're a fairly attractive fellow.

Also, what occasion did you have to wear a snake around your neck?
#403 to #315 - dafcanek (05/13/2013) [-]
I was visiting Buterfly farm in Stratford-upon-Avon and there was this guy in the back of the picture who let the snake on anyone who wished to.

There was also an arachnid section where the guy put a giant spider on others' hands.
My girlfriend was scared of spiders so we left and I couldn't carry a spider
But the spider fell down while my friend had him on his arm and the spider's guts spread all over the floor.

Yeah, tourists are bitches. They kill your spider and leave.
User avatar #404 to #403 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (05/13/2013) [-]
Yikes, that sucks! I would personally never go near a spider section of anything, but killing of other-people's spiders isn't cool.

Wearing a snake on your neck, though, that sounds like it'd be cool.
#433 to #404 - dafcanek (05/14/2013) [-]
However, it was an accidant with the spider. The friend was then really sad about it.
User avatar #435 to #433 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (05/14/2013) [-]
Aw, that whole situation just sucks then.
#241 to #34 - happyfox (05/12/2013) [-]
mine's no Python, just a wee corn.

I like asking people if they want to come to my room and see my pink snake..
#266 to #260 - happyfox (05/12/2013) [-]
but all the other people with pictures of snakes had their own faces in the picture :(

THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
User avatar #385 to #266 - isoscelessandwich (05/13/2013) [-]
That's a...lavender corn snake, isn't it?

Or is it a kingsnake? I used to have a lavender king that used to look just like that, just about.
User avatar #396 to #385 - happyfox (05/13/2013) [-]
albino corn, never heard the term lavender, but that sounds very cute. He's called Mr. Sheridan Slithers, or Mr Slithers when he gets post.
#399 to #396 - isoscelessandwich (05/13/2013) [-]
Lavender Kingsnakes are adorable. They're purple and yellow.
#402 to #399 - happyfox (05/13/2013) [-]
ah no mine's an albino then, he's pink and white with red little eyes.
#364 to #260 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
There was JUST a picture of a guy taking a picture with a snake. stfu.
User avatar #307 to #241 - roflcopterohone (05/12/2013) [-]
You are a pretty.
User avatar #73 to #34 - monstersz (05/12/2013) [-]
you're beautiful
#56 to #34 - tinkletoes **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
"I was just suprisingly looking in the camera"

I know it's not the same context but it reminded me of this
User avatar #59 to #34 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
pattern looks like a redtail boa.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Nevermind I'm an idiot.
User avatar #42 to #34 - doooublebaass ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Indeed, a royal python. Also called a ball python.

Had you been scared, we'd have had to laugh - they don't get much bigger than that.
#203 to #34 - soyunperdedor (05/12/2013) [-]
You are quite attractive
You are quite attractive
#80 to #34 - huntarrr ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Pic related.

It's moi and my spider morph ball python.
User avatar #174 to #34 - shishabar (05/12/2013) [-]
***** you look like shaggy
#67 to #34 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
You're a very handsome man *blush*
User avatar #49 to #34 - BerryLicious (05/12/2013) [-]
Nice thick hair, strong chin, slender, ************* snake around his neck.. 7/10, would bang.
#127 to #49 - kjpuffin (05/12/2013) [-]
I second this notion.
I second this notion.
#306 to #34 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
You look like a guy . . . who keeps allot of reptiles
#161 to #34 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
haha @ u
#150 to #34 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
I think your attractive...
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#37 to #34 - yentabear (05/12/2013) [-]
POINT AND LAUGH AT THAT GUY

But seriously, that ****** cool
#165 - laspussy (05/12/2013) [-]
snakes they just want hugs
snakes they just want hugs
User avatar #218 to #165 - triforcefox (05/12/2013) [-]
And then it bites the baby.
User avatar #238 to #218 - vos (05/12/2013) [-]
It's been de-fanged, making it completely helpless. Kinda cruel really.
User avatar #169 to #165 - ichtudirweh (05/12/2013) [-]
That is one hardcore baby.
#148 - thenameschuck (05/12/2013) [-]
A true python has a nice smooth barrel, a fantastic grip, and looks sexy
#200 to #148 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Do you enjoy ramming your bullets into well-lubricated chambers?
User avatar #201 to #200 - thenameschuck (05/12/2013) [-]
Lube? nah it goe in rough 'N tough
User avatar #208 to #148 - jakekel (05/12/2013) [-]
that thing is beautiful.
User avatar #209 to #208 - thenameschuck (05/12/2013) [-]
i would do things un-thinkable
User avatar #215 to #212 - thenameschuck (05/12/2013) [-]
Beat ya to it by atleast 3 hours
#219 to #215 - frysandaburger (05/12/2013) [-]
Then you can do me a solid...
User avatar #223 to #219 - thenameschuck (05/12/2013) [-]
b...but..i dont want to D:
User avatar #227 to #225 - thenameschuck (05/12/2013) [-]
Nigs what art tho? Hommosexual homo-spian?
#44 - sirhyden (05/12/2013) [-]
Snakes are fine, if you want something vicious, try a goose....
User avatar #54 to #44 - MotorstormLegend (05/12/2013) [-]
Geese are pigs with wings, especially Canada Geese.
User avatar #141 to #54 - sirhyden (05/12/2013) [-]
Pigs with wings? Someones clearly never met the domestic goose...people think the goosestep was named because of the way geese walk, this is wrong. It was called the goose step because the only evil that would match that of the Nazis was that of the Domestic goose....
User avatar #147 to #141 - MotorstormLegend (05/12/2013) [-]
I say they're "pigs with wings" because they eat everything and **** everywhere in sight, and they're horrendously obnoxious.
User avatar #86 to #54 - ixcarnifexxi (05/12/2013) [-]
You best be walkin along now, stranger. Things might get real ugly, real fast.
#65 to #44 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
My grandpa had two attack geese. Then one day my mom brought me over to see my grandpa and while she was holding me and my brother (babies at the time) one tried to bite our feet and she punted it in the face. You just have to show them who's boss and they'll back down. No one is ever violent to the goose in return. You can't just run and cover your head. You can't just let the goose win. DON'T LET THAT GOOSE TREAD ON YOU. DON'T TAKE 			****		 FROM A GOOSE.
My grandpa had two attack geese. Then one day my mom brought me over to see my grandpa and while she was holding me and my brother (babies at the time) one tried to bite our feet and she punted it in the face. You just have to show them who's boss and they'll back down. No one is ever violent to the goose in return. You can't just run and cover your head. You can't just let the goose win. DON'T LET THAT GOOSE TREAD ON YOU. DON'T TAKE **** FROM A GOOSE.
#89 to #44 - Animefreake (05/12/2013) [-]
Fun fact about geese.
They are bulletproof.
If you shoot the goose on its chest, its feathers and down repel the bullets.
If you want to kill the goose, you have to shoot it in its vulnerable spots, which is, its ass and its head ( A pretty small target).

tl;dr
Geese are evolving, to destroy us.
#318 - kiermatv (05/12/2013) [-]
I prefer this kind of Python
I prefer this kind of Python
#341 to #318 - bloodyshart (05/13/2013) [-]
And now for something completely different.
#160 - vocarius (05/12/2013) [-]
Shnissugah....
#349 - davvi (05/13/2013) [-]
what pythons are really like
User avatar #356 to #349 - smittywrbmnjnsn (05/13/2013) [-]
Their in the Monty family.
#363 to #356 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
*they're
User avatar #400 to #363 - smittywrbmnjnsn (05/13/2013) [-]
No.
I meant to say "Their inn, the Monty Family".
I was talking about the inn they own, called "The Monty Family".
#198 - badgerbaiting (05/12/2013) [-]
I bet no one expected this to be the true face of a python.
I bet no one expected this to be the true face of a python.
#280 to #198 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
no one expects the python inquisition

User avatar #199 - arizonastar (05/12/2013) [-]
puppy mouth? smooth and chubby?

10/10 would bang
#71 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
What Python is really like.
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