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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - srskate
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What python is actually like.
User avatar #16 to #3 - tidex
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You, I like you!
#48 to #3 - valetparking
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you clever devil XD
you clever devil XD
#103 to #3 - thumbsalad
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Looks like pseudo code..

Does it have any practical uses? I might learn it.
User avatar #189 to #103 - nildnas
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I think youtube uses it
#107 to #103 - anon id: 9ba105c8
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I'm learning python right now, I'm not really sure what you mean by pseudo-code, but it is a higher level language and pretty fricken useful
User avatar #114 to #107 - thumbsalad
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It doesn't require Semi-colons after statements or enclosing parenthesis, Making it look a little like Pseudo-Code.
#121 to #114 - anon id: 1d9fc774
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Python does not neet semi-colons. A block's begin/end is done by indentation. This "force" you to write beautiful code :)
#143 to #121 - flyslasher
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The code in the picture still looks ugly...
User avatar #183 to #143 - srskate
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Thats what the doctors said when you were born.


even they hated the code.
#195 to #183 - thebw
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It looks better if you add some colors to it. Everything looks better with some color to it!

This is Jython tho
User avatar #104 to #103 - srskate
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it has a very different style from most other languages. Many uses. Up to you.
User avatar #172 to #3 - tragono **User deleted account**
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I thought of that aswell, but then I thought of drawing a blender running on a python.
Sorry
User avatar #175 to #3 - alexwise
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lel
User avatar #245 to #3 - jesusoctaviogo
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If this was tumblr i would say GET OUT
#51 to #3 - comanderspy
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im not a code, i dont get it
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#94 to #83 - comanderspy
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even though i dont understand nothing of what i read, it was a cool 15 minutes read
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User avatar #4 to #3 - llamasandwhich
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You mother ****** I was about to go there.

Just take your ******* thumbs and get out...
#5 - KayRed
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Damnit! He's right, they're adorable.
#7 to #5 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Recent Activity ** kill it... kill it with bullets
#25 to #5 - anon id: 9ed0e478
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That is until they strangle you to death.
#28 to #25 - doooublebaass
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User avatar #292 to #28 - nefarian
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Wat.
User avatar #133 to #5 - botherandbefuddle
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Do not want.
#206 to #5 - pointlessviolence
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Agreed
#1 - twi
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#368 to #1 - bleebloo
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User avatar #182 to #1 - animepsycchosecond
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Spider Bro saving his bros
#197 to #1 - nightdge
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ok, i think...
ok, i think...
#211 to #197 - alexanyways
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How could you think of sleeping after seeing this?
#118 to #1 - weediemaan
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do not want
#222 to #1 - clockworkphysicist
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That is by far one of the scariest ******* things I have ever seen in my entire life.
#154 to #1 - calidascopeeyes
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Im done....
Im done....
User avatar #15 to #1 - bigdominican
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what scares me is that, that snake is a very venemous coral snake
and it was killed by that spider
User avatar #100 to #15 - harbingerwolf
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I only noticed it because of that rhyme Steve Irwin taught me, red on yellow, deadlly fellow, red on black, friend of jack.
#52 to #15 - comanderspy
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i like your profile pic   
   
yeah represent!
i like your profile pic

yeah represent!
User avatar #316 to #52 - ugottanked
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i just saw that movie just yesterday, i loved every minute of it...the ending was just depressing though
User avatar #436 to #52 - greatgatsby
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I like your comment gif

yeah represent!

[small]also the movie was crap[small]
#301 to #52 - anon id: f447f60d
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I saw that movie earlier today.
I was enjoying it too much then when it ended I got depressed.
#159 to #15 - anon id: ef2c17a5
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or! it's possibly a milk snake, a harmless snake which looks very much like a coral snake, in order to fool...spiders? into thinking it's dangerous.

didn't work, apparently.
User avatar #167 to #159 - alphashell
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It's a coral snake, ever hear the saying: "if red touches yellow don't touch that fellow"

Yeah corny as ****. but red is clearly touching yellow on that snake in the gif, so it's a coral snake.
User avatar #18 to #1 - thefunnyside
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what type of spider is that?
User avatar #31 to #18 - doooublebaass
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It's a mexican red rump tarantula.

Hope I helped.
User avatar #110 to #31 - thefunnyside
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Thank you
User avatar #19 to #18 - twi
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demon spider, god of death
User avatar #79 to #1 - soulkiller
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I first thought that the snake bit the spider and he was just running helplessly away.
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User avatar #152 to #125 - doooublebaass
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That snake is just ******* small, is my solution here. It's a baby coral snake by the look of it. Although, the tarantulas do get about 5 inches across.


That's twice the size of your dick
#14 to #1 - matuemco
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#319 to #1 - ubermunchies
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User avatar #207 to #1 - jakekel
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My feet just retreated so hard of the ground I broke my nose with my knee.
#240 to #1 - wakster
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#2 to #1 - furrysheaperd
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User avatar #328 to #2 - vancecore
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Oxygen doubled for a while.
User avatar #347 to #328 - HomerSimpson
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this deserves more thumbs than it's going to get
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#34 - dafcanek
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Pic related.

It's me and python(?) around my neck. I wasn't scared, I was just suprisingly looking in the camera. Please don't laugh at me.
#150 to #34 - anon id: 4fe520bd
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I think your attractive...
#161 to #34 - anon id: afca2ba6
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haha @ u
#241 to #34 - happyfox
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mine's no Python, just a wee corn.

I like asking people if they want to come to my room and see my pink snake..
#260 to #241 - enialis
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#266 to #260 - happyfox
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but all the other people with pictures of snakes had their own faces in the picture :(

THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
User avatar #385 to #266 - isoscelessandwich
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That's a...lavender corn snake, isn't it?

Or is it a kingsnake? I used to have a lavender king that used to look just like that, just about.
User avatar #396 to #385 - happyfox
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albino corn, never heard the term lavender, but that sounds very cute. He's called Mr. Sheridan Slithers, or Mr Slithers when he gets post.
#399 to #396 - isoscelessandwich
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Lavender Kingsnakes are adorable. They're purple and yellow.
#402 to #399 - happyfox
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ah no mine's an albino then, he's pink and white with red little eyes.
#364 to #260 - anon id: f8ee18ac
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There was JUST a picture of a guy taking a picture with a snake. stfu.
User avatar #307 to #241 - roflcopterohone
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You are a pretty.
#306 to #34 - anon id: e1e0daf3
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You look like a guy . . . who keeps allot of reptiles
User avatar #315 to #34 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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I'm going to jump on this bandwagon of informing you you're a fairly attractive fellow.

Also, what occasion did you have to wear a snake around your neck?
#403 to #315 - dafcanek
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I was visiting Buterfly farm in Stratford-upon-Avon and there was this guy in the back of the picture who let the snake on anyone who wished to.

There was also an arachnid section where the guy put a giant spider on others' hands.
My girlfriend was scared of spiders so we left and I couldn't carry a spider
But the spider fell down while my friend had him on his arm and the spider's guts spread all over the floor.

Yeah, tourists are bitches. They kill your spider and leave.
User avatar #404 to #403 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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Yikes, that sucks! I would personally never go near a spider section of anything, but killing of other-people's spiders isn't cool.

Wearing a snake on your neck, though, that sounds like it'd be cool.
#433 to #404 - dafcanek
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However, it was an accidant with the spider. The friend was then really sad about it.
User avatar #435 to #433 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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Aw, that whole situation just sucks then.
User avatar #49 to #34 - BerryLicious
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Nice thick hair, strong chin, slender, ************* snake around his neck.. 7/10, would bang.
#127 to #49 - kjpuffin
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I second this notion.
I second this notion.
User avatar #59 to #34 - ilovemyguns
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pattern looks like a redtail boa.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ilovemyguns
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Nevermind I'm an idiot.
User avatar #42 to #34 - doooublebaass
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Indeed, a royal python. Also called a ball python.

Had you been scared, we'd have had to laugh - they don't get much bigger than that.
#81 to #34 - reinbowxdash
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#203 to #34 - soyunperdedor
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You are quite attractive
You are quite attractive
#80 to #34 - huntarrr
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Pic related.

It's moi and my spider morph ball python.
User avatar #174 to #34 - shishabar
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***** you look like shaggy
#158 to #34 - soulterminatorm
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Anybody?
#56 to #34 - tinkletoes **User deleted account**
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"I was just suprisingly looking in the camera"

I know it's not the same context but it reminded me of this
#78 to #34 - savirleo
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#67 to #34 - anon id: 80417b8d
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You're a very handsome man *blush*
User avatar #73 to #34 - monstersz
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you're beautiful
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#329 to #34 - almostninja
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#37 to #34 - yentabear
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POINT AND LAUGH AT THAT GUY

But seriously, that ****** cool
#55 - snoboardkid
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awh, look at it's cute puppy mouth with those those tiny puppy... HOLY **** NOPENOPENOPE
User avatar #137 to #55 - landartheconqueror
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that's an anaconda.. i'm not too sure if they classify as pythons...
#370 to #137 - snoboardkid
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it is actually a python, I just googled "python teeth" to find the image
User avatar #372 to #370 - landartheconqueror
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well I just looked up anaconda, and that was the second image. so poo on you.
#164 to #137 - skyrn
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Either way, that is way too much you for one mouth to handle, surely.
User avatar #186 to #55 - harrymcfaggot
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that's an anaconda
#330 to #186 - anon id: a7e9b82b
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How about no, that is an African Rock Python. Source: [url deleted]
#333 to #330 - anon id: a7e9b82b
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scienceblogs com/tetrapodzoology/2008/11/11/python-bites-fence/
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#317 to #186 - anon id: 33bec5d2
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Not a Rock Python?I'd heard Rock Pythons had some pretty nasty teeth. What's the difference if you don't mind my asking?
#146 - peejay
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#130 - beerterror
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mfw
mfw
#246 to #130 - tazze
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Imagine how much time has beerterror waited for this pic to become relevant
#136 - nim
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I have a baby ball python named Monty. He's so cute and cuddly.
User avatar #196 to #136 - huffe
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how incredibly clever
#261 to #196 - nim
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I thought it was cute.
I thought it was cute.
User avatar #395 to #261 - huffe
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i think you're gay
User avatar #397 to #395 - nim
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well I do like penis a whole lot.
User avatar #151 to #136 - strun
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I have a Pastel and pinstripe, Korra and Larry.
#325 to #136 - thenoodle
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Rest in peace, Dr. Montgomery Montgomery.
#335 to #325 - nim
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Uncle Monty was my favorite.
#156 to #136 - janeedwards
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a python...named Monty...you're so original
a python...named Monty...you're so original
User avatar #157 to #156 - nim
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I'm so clever.
#139 to #136 - wiiugilgamesh
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Does he have the Holy Grail or a flying circus?
#142 to #139 - nim
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indeed he does.
indeed he does.
#148 - thenameschuck
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A true python has a nice smooth barrel, a fantastic grip, and looks sexy
#200 to #148 - anon id: 384d3acb
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Do you enjoy ramming your bullets into well-lubricated chambers?
User avatar #201 to #200 - thenameschuck
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Lube? nah it goe in rough 'N tough
User avatar #208 to #148 - jakekel
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that thing is beautiful.
User avatar #209 to #208 - thenameschuck
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i would do things un-thinkable
#212 to #148 - frysandaburger
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User avatar #215 to #212 - thenameschuck
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Beat ya to it by atleast 3 hours
#219 to #215 - frysandaburger
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Then you can do me a solid...
User avatar #223 to #219 - thenameschuck
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b...but..i dont want to D:
#225 to #223 - frysandaburger
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User avatar #227 to #225 - thenameschuck
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Nigs what art tho? Hommosexual homo-spian?
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