Good Guy Stranger.. . Totes asleep. New phone. Whos this? ha you just gave me your number a second ago. X Assuming you are a fellow bro who pulled a number off  Good Guy Stranger Totes asleep New phone Whos this? ha you just gave me your number a second ago X Assuming are fellow bro who pulled off
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Good Guy Stranger.

Totes asleep. New phone.
Whos this?
ha you just gave me your
number a second ago. X
Assuming you are a fellow
bro who pulled a number off a
lady. Tough break dude. She
didnt give youths right one.
Haha fairway, sorry bro
No dramas. Tip for next time:
read the number back to her,
add a wrong digit. If she
corrects you, game on,' if not
start chatting up a new girl.
Ha respect for that.
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#2 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/11/2013) [-]
#6 to #2 - thegamerslife
Reply -52
(05/12/2013) [-]
#13 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +16
(05/12/2013) [-]
#71 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
just die,newfag
#91 to #71 - tojimajia ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/12/2013) [-]
calls someone newfag, as anon.   
   
spineless coward
calls someone newfag, as anon.

spineless coward
#145 to #91 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
lol newfaggot
#110 to #91 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
i've seen that picture around, but where does it even come from?

what's it saying?
#158 to #110 - tojimajia ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/13/2013) [-]
I'd tell you, but I like the ******** it gives you as you try to figure out what he is saying
I'd tell you, but I like the ******** it gives you as you try to figure out what he is saying
#49 to #2 - tojimajia ONLINE
Reply -1
(05/12/2013) [-]
jeeze guy, I doubt this was fake, its too bad your so critical of everything you don't know what humor is. You should just leave.
#85 to #49 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
you're
#88 to #85 - tojimajia ONLINE
Reply -1
(05/12/2013) [-]
If I feel like putting in the effort to use grammar properly I will
#118 to #88 - thegamerslife
Reply -1
(05/12/2013) [-]
this guy gets it. :D **** proper grammar!!
#27 to #2 - kenleyP
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
y wold yu tlk to Obama lyk dat. Hes so nice
#95 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
this isn't fake. It's from /r/cringpics on reddit. Someone posted this saying they got this tip from a stranger when they were the one giving a tip.
#127 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
LOL DIS SO FUNNY LE XXXDDD
SHE HAS LE MFW WEN NO FACE FACE
LE FACE SANS FACE FACE
LE FACE MINUS LE FACE MC FACE
LE FACE WEN MINUS SKIN LE FLESH FACE FACE FACE
LE SKELETON LE FACE LE LE 9GAG LE FACE
LE trollED ALL OF YOU XDDDDDDDDDLE LOL BET UR A GEY LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE trollED U XD FACE LE LE FACE LE HOT LE LARA CROFT LE LELELELELELELLELLELELELLELELELLELLELELELELLELELLELELLELELELELLELELELLELELLELELLE LELLELELLELLLELELLELELELELELELLELELELLELLELELELLELELELLELELLELLEL2EDLBEUFB2UBEWC UEC2URECUE2BCDPQURNCPDNEQCDPNQDCE LE RIB CAGE LE FACE LE XD LE SO FUNNY LE RESUME BUT LE HOW RESUME WEN LE NO FACE CUZ LE FACE IS LE SANS LE FACE LE trollED U ALL LE CUM BACK AGAIN (CUZ U LOVE LE CUM) 4 MORE LE trollING LE XDDDDZ LE NERDS GOT LE trollED RITE IN DA BUM LE LELE
#61 to #2 - lmaobutts
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(05/12/2013) [-]
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#129 to #61 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
LOL DIS SO FUNNY LE XXXDDD
SHE HAS LE MFW WEN NO FACE FACE
LE FACE SANS FACE FACE
LE FACE MINUS LE FACE MC FACE
LE FACE WEN MINUS SKIN LE FLESH FACE FACE FACE
LE SKELETON LE FACE LE LE 9GAG LE FACE
LE trollED ALL OF YOU XDDDDDDDDDLE LOL BET UR A GEY LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE trollED U XD FACE LE LE FACE LE HOT LE LARA CROFT LE LELELELELELELLELLELELELLELELELLELLELELELELLELELLELELLELELELELLELELELLELELLELELLE LELLELELLELLLELELLELELELELELELLELELELLELLELELELLELELELLELELLELLEL2EDLBEUFB2UBEWC UEC2URECUE2BCDPQURNCPDNEQCDPNQDCE LE RIB CAGE LE FACE LE XD LE SO FUNNY LE RESUME BUT LE HOW RESUME WEN LE NO FACE CUZ LE FACE IS LE SANS LE FACE LE trollED U ALL LE CUM BACK AGAIN (CUZ U LOVE LE CUM) 4 MORE LE trollING LE XDDDDZ LE NERDS GOT LE trollED RITE IN DA BUM LE LELE
#11 to #2 - thearcher ONLINE
Reply +11
(05/12/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama!
Thanks Obama!
#37 to #2 - botherandbefuddle
Reply +12
(05/12/2013) [-]
Holy ****, I didn't know Obama browsed FJ.
#9 to #2 - negerboll **User deleted account**
Reply +24
(05/12/2013) [-]
THANKS OBAMA!
#3 - taurusguy
Reply +281
(05/12/2013) [-]
Well i dont give a **** if this is correct or not, it gave me a good tip so **** everyone who says this is pointless.
#122 to #3 - iggyblanco
Reply +1
(05/12/2013) [-]
thats what i liked about it too
#119 to #3 - satansatan
Reply +2
(05/12/2013) [-]
Why has no one replied to this one yet?
#10 - jajathezombie
Reply +119
(05/12/2013) [-]
Giving someone a fake number is just low. If you're not interested in someone, at least have the balls to be up front about it.
#12 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
That's what I do when girls are hitting on me... no fake number ****.
#15 to #12 - eminesser
Reply +8
(05/12/2013) [-]
yeah me too anon, no ********
#114 to #15 - obese
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
Good movie.
#157 to #114 - mayormilkman
Reply 0
(05/13/2013) [-]
What's its name?
#159 to #157 - obese
Reply 0
(05/13/2013) [-]
Fat Kid Rules The World
#14 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
i think if a 4-5 is chatting to you, and you aint interested, you might aswell give them something so they can feel good about themselfs, even if its short lived.
#98 to #14 - jajathezombie
Reply +6
(05/12/2013) [-]
That's like giving a kid a lollipop made of **** and telling them it's chocolate.
#150 to #98 - cadencee
Reply 0
(05/13/2013) [-]
Oh god, that made me laugh.
#20 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
it depends, some guys are persistent assholes who won't stop harassing until they get something. give em a fake number to get rid of em. but to someone normal i dont see the point, just send em on their way.
#131 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's really tough being on the side that just has to sit back and decide whose advances to accept. Requires a lot of game.
#56 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
The problem is some people think "no" means "keep trying until i get annoyed and say yes".
#19 to #10 - cadencee
Reply +12
(05/12/2013) [-]
I was at Luna park with a few friends, two hours away from my suburb. 3 out of 10 girl asks for my number, surrounded by attractive friends who I intended to make conversation with. Well ****. Give her my proper number but tell her that I'm just here on holiday and I'm going home tomorrow (through text of course, can't risk her asking to do something tonight). Leave her with her ego boosted with no repercussions other than 0 chance of getting with her friends. I made the right choice.
#24 to #19 - ronyx ONLINE
Reply +4
(05/12/2013) [-]
"3 out of 10 girl asks for my number"
lulz
#108 to #24 - cadencee
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, it sucked :/ but **** happens, didn't want to take away her confidence and turn her into another self conscious chick who feels sorry for herself.
#146 to #108 - jajathezombie
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
If one rejection can do that to a girl, she was probably already there.
#147 to #146 - cadencee
Reply 0
(05/13/2013) [-]
It sounds dumb, i know. But people (not just girls) are ******* sensitive. Man i remember when I was beta as **** back in year 7 and some chick i liked found out that i liked her and laughed in my face and said that was gross. That ******* hurt man. I was never a pussy but it still cut deep.

Knowing that feeling of embarrassing rejection I could never bring myself to do it to someone else, especially in public. I know that showing disinterest is different but I thought that If i could keep her happy with a little white lie then why not?
#65 - shockstorm
Reply +93
(05/12/2013) [-]
Was the number she gave you a....   
phony?
Was the number she gave you a....
phony?
#156 to #65 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/13/2013) [-]
#66 to #65 - HardyUndertook ONLINE
Reply +3
(05/12/2013) [-]
that took me a second
#102 to #65 - mcquiston
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#70 to #65 - iphoneguy ONLINE
Reply +5
(05/12/2013) [-]
good one
#82 to #65 - zzRedzz ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
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#73 to #65 - jalthelas
Reply +9
(05/12/2013) [-]
hue
hue
#67 to #65 - TehFunnyMan
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(05/12/2013) [-]
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#30 - diegotan
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#7 - baconfattie
Reply +62
(05/12/2013) [-]
That's brilliant
#1 - themanwithnoplan
Reply +51
(05/11/2013) [-]
The lightbulb thingy actually got something mainly right.
#17 to #1 - doyouevenniggerbro
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
whats the purpose of that thing anyway?
#18 to #17 - sinonyx
Reply +3
(05/12/2013) [-]
probably so you can copy paste the text, and repost in a differnet way
#39 to #18 - posttwo
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(05/12/2013) [-]
If someone googles the text from the post that got stuck in his memory this will have a higher chance of showing up
#40 to #39 - sinonyx
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
yeah, i could see that working
#26 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
Reply +42
(05/12/2013) [-]
What kind of ******* bro says Totes?!
#28 to #26 - supername
Reply +3
(05/12/2013) [-]
What kind of bro says ha or a variant of it in every reply, especially when there isn't even anything funny?
#57 to #28 - englman
Reply +6
(05/12/2013) [-]
I typically add "lol" or something to almost every text (unless it's a serious text) because otherwise the texts feel too serious without it. Something about just having three dumb letters added to the text changes the entire feeling for me.
#50 - someanonguy
Reply +12
(05/12/2013) [-]
What if the girl is actually smart and plays this trick to the guy to trick him?
#52 to #50 - anon
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
Girl actually smart? I didn't think that was possible.
#130 to #50 - fillyfel
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
>girl
>smart
pick one
#53 to #50 - setittowumbo
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#128 to #53 - sumosquash
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
This kills the man.
This kills the man.
#89 to #53 - yoshiware
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
That looks like Adam Lyon.
#137 to #89 - kiermatv
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(05/12/2013) [-]
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#25 - imonaboatman
Reply +23
(05/12/2013) [-]
Well, it's better to have her give you a fake number than to give you a real one and then start talking about how great her boyfriend is.
Well, it's better to have her give you a fake number than to give you a real one and then start talking about how great her boyfriend is.
#99 to #25 - dayasalion
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(05/12/2013) [-]
or when they reply in like one to three word texts. i ****** hate when they do that. just say you're not interested. jesus.