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The News

I dent even watch the news cause its
DEATH!
MURDER!
PISS!
YOUR!
Ir EYES!
n A penguin learned to write taday ha ha adorable silver lining story!
an THE PENGUIN WROTE A TO MURDER
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Submitted: 05/11/2013
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#12 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - twi (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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I DID NOT MURDER HIM
#3 to #1 - winsauceiswin (05/12/2013) [-]
I DID NOT MURDER HIM
User avatar #4 - sirfisticuffs (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The penguin also wrote this Tumblr post.
#14 to #4 - jakeattack (05/12/2013) [-]
the penguin is also so ******* done
#23 - swaginator (05/12/2013) [-]
PISS!
#35 - lolpictures (05/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#18 - dirtyharold (05/12/2013) [-]
dont forget the political ****
#16 - tranminh (05/12/2013) [-]
ignorance is bliss
User avatar #2 - halotalim (05/11/2013) [-]
This post reminded me of the Audio CD Star Trek Spock Vs Q.

In it, Spock comments: I have been studying some of your more prominent news papers. The subject manner is not exactly fascinating. I would venture that upon reading this papers the most popular topics in this order are: Sex, Political Scandal, Sex, and Sports.
#45 - queefquizzler (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't think murder was his only crime.
I don't think murder was his only crime.
User avatar #41 - pheonixinstinct (05/12/2013) [-]
fun fact, my step brother doesnt beleive that penguins exist naturaly but rather were created by men and that they only live in zoos. he is 21 and has always said this. he isnt even trolling...i have a stupid family
User avatar #40 - apexbossin (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't normally LOL from things on here, but that last part killed me.
#32 - ronnywillkillyou (05/12/2013) [-]
**ronnywillkillyou rolls 23** check em.
User avatar #30 - hipsophobadon (05/12/2013) [-]
False, they just talk about famous people's tweets.
#28 - mooghens (05/12/2013) [-]
Not this guy though.
Not this guy though.
#26 - Womens Study Major (05/12/2013) [-]
#21 - thekinganon ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Live from the other side what you see
A bunch of nonsense on my TV
Heaven on Earth is what I need
But I feel I'm in Hell every time I breathe
Reporting live from the other side what you hear
A bunch of nonsense all in my ear
Rich man, poor man, we all gotta pay
Cause freedom ain't free, especially 'round my way
User avatar #11 - foop (05/12/2013) [-]
I read this in William Shatner's voice
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