Body Amour. sexy amour for everyone. THEE AH MOE Tel, WHAT' S wanna. OH NOTHING: FIFE TAKEN ' Eei? Didit?, TE THE AMP HAVE BEEN EVERYWHERE! EGET THAT ' .' g' TH
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Body Amour

 
Body Amour. sexy amour for everyone. THEE AH MOE Tel, WHAT' S wanna. OH NOTHING: FIFE TAKEN ' Eei? Didit?, TE THE AMP HAVE BEEN EVERYWHERE! EGET THAT ' .' g' TH

sexy amour for everyone

THEE AH MOE Tel,
WHAT' S wanna.
OH NOTHING: FIFE
TAKEN ' Eei? Didit?, TE
THE AMP HAVE
BEEN
EVERYWHERE!
EGET THAT ' .' g' THAT FULLY
THEM E% WHILE
WOW.’ THIS EASELY W'
ANYTHING: = I FEEL 50 AEIU. -E!
AND HOT OUT
FBGM HEAT , AMT-
Grif? ciivil' AMI? HIV
LEE AMAGINE.
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#41 - ooi (05/12/2013) [-]
Work for the Spartans.
#117 to #41 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Spartans were famous for their armour and phalanxes.
User avatar #73 to #41 - gorginhanson (05/12/2013) [-]
put on some clothes you muscle-bound hippy
User avatar #10 - jinxter (05/12/2013) [-]
Title says Body Love. In french.
User avatar #60 to #9 - rsca (05/12/2013) [-]
The only armour that just has a bra and **** is the fur armour. And I honestly love how bad-ass the banded Iron Armour. I found one with %15 less destruction cost.. which mind you is big for me since I convert from battle mage and all that **** .
#16 to #9 - venomthc (05/12/2013) [-]
*cough* MODS *cough*
User avatar #34 to #9 - lmaopwnt (05/12/2013) [-]
Not completely, Ancient Nordic armor (The armor Aela the Huntress wears) is pretty revealing for females, but not for males.
User avatar #107 to #34 - Zaxplab (05/12/2013) [-]
Also, Forsworn armor is basically a grass bikini for females.

Other than that, The female armor is....... armor.
#19 to #9 - alstorp (05/12/2013) [-]
And then you go look what amazing badass armor the modders might have done.

Then you realize it's only **** and that the whole modding community is a bunch of neckbeard virgin faggots who settle for games because they can't get anything else.

No but seriously, it's a bit ridiculous. Not a SINGLE mod that changes the animation of males. Only the SUPER SEXY HOTNESS SLUT WALK ANIMATIONS!!!
User avatar #31 to #19 - darthblam ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Ughh... and ******* anime-faced elves...
It completely ruins the point of it all.
User avatar #32 to #31 - darthblam ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
The point of Skyrim being... Skyrim, that is.
#35 to #32 - alstorp (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah it's **** . Same thing happened with Oblivion. Bethesda gave us the tools to create spectacular things to change and better the game. I'm sure they're real proud..
User avatar #87 to #19 - deathstare (05/12/2013) [-]
There are many mods that change the animation of males as well as females. I understand you were trying to make a point, but please don't be biased.
User avatar #39 to #19 - ICEDgrunge (05/12/2013) [-]
Goddammit you are so right. The problem I have with playing PC games like oblivion is that I'm just never satisfied with it being vanilla, so I go out and elderscroll through mods for an endless amount of time. Goddamn all of the ****** H cup armor mods I've seen, the stupid ******* anime looking elf save games, it's ******* astounding that people are so desperate that they have to project their fantasies to such an extent.
User avatar #21 to #19 - perishing (05/12/2013) [-]
I wonder if this would look good on my Argonian? Link? Or at least the name.
User avatar #25 to #24 - perishing (05/12/2013) [-]
I still can't figure out how to put Nexus mods in manually, help a person out?
User avatar #27 to #25 - Zeigh ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
It depends on the mod, but generally you're just gonna copy pasta the files in the mod into your skyrim files (texture files, data files, etc.).
The mod author normally has a how to, but I recommend just getting the skyrim mod manager, then you can just download the mod with the manager and your done, activate and disactivate mods whenever you want.
User avatar #28 to #27 - perishing (05/12/2013) [-]
The mod manager likes being a dick to me so we keep to ourselves.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Zeigh ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Well authors tend to suck at labeling their files so it can be a bitch finding out where they're supposed to go, so I wish you luck.
User avatar #30 to #29 - perishing (05/12/2013) [-]
It says unable to get write permissions
#98 to #19 - falloutreaper (05/12/2013) [-]
Seriously I want to find a normal companion or some lore friendly elven stuff (wood elf here) and all I GET: sexy companion,this skimpy armor for females only,etc. oh dont get me started on the majority of FEMALE ONLY "why thank you mod maker I'm glad you understand that all of us want to be big tittied anime characters" NOOOO MODDERS STOP IT!!! There needs to be more modders like the moonpath to Elsweyr guy/girl they made a really good lore friendly mod....sorry I just agree 100%
Seriously I want to find a normal companion or some lore friendly elven stuff (wood elf here) and all I GET: sexy companion,this skimpy armor for females only,etc. oh dont get me started on the majority of FEMALE ONLY "why thank you mod maker I'm glad you understand that all of us want to be big tittied anime characters" NOOOO MODDERS STOP IT!!! There needs to be more modders like the moonpath to Elsweyr guy/girl they made a really good lore friendly mod....sorry I just agree 100%
#11 to #9 - bulbakip (05/12/2013) [-]
I was proud of bethesda when i found ebony armor for my female character.
#80 to #11 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
hnnng this is so much sexier than all the bikini armour you find all the time.

**** ? **** ! see you guys
User avatar #101 to #66 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
Actually it cost me about 90,000 souls to retrieve it. My souls and humanity are somewhere in Blighttown but I'll just stop playing.
+4
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#74 to #71 - marrik (05/12/2013) [-]
"BRO"
#49 - yofutofu (05/12/2013) [-]
you what?
#22 - Scarsac (05/12/2013) [-]
YASSSSS
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#96 to #22 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
I... would play many more video games if the men had armor available like this.. Just.. damn.
#42 to #22 - dickticklerluv (05/12/2013) [-]
Dem legs tho
Dem legs tho
User avatar #18 - legayunicorn ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I like how Skyrim can make female armor look awesome without it being slutty.
#90 - jalthelas (05/12/2013) [-]
MY BREASTS
MY BREASTS
User avatar #91 to #90 - mayormilkman (05/12/2013) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #2 - midgetmayhem (05/12/2013) [-]
if you are free ballin and wear a suit of armor in the winter, will your little buddy stick to the metal? This is a purely scientific question.
User avatar #8 to #2 - kapitanokliosov (05/12/2013) [-]
depends if your wearing anything underneath and how cold it is.
User avatar #13 to #8 - RandomAnonGuy (05/12/2013) [-]
Also whether or not your little buddy is moist.
#89 to #13 - deathstare (05/12/2013) [-]
kapitanokliosov
RandomAnonGuy

He is freeballin, meaning he is nude besides his armor. Also, my balls are always moist.
#43 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
8 arrows to the gut and several stabs? she just has a few scratches! I'd say that armor is effective as **** !
#65 - neocortex (05/12/2013) [-]
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It's not like armor is thaaaaaaaaat important :D
#48 - jdsalenger (05/12/2013) [-]
Armour is for cowardly whimpy knights.
Having no armour is for hardcore badass barbarians.
#78 - falconxmard (05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 - habanaro (05/12/2013) [-]
Reminds me of that Manly Guys Doing Manly Things comic where Commander Badass says he doesn't care if people are bitching so long as they're bitching the same amount.
Something about the Duke Nukem minigame where you slap deranged women in their underwear, so they got Duke to do the same thing to Fenix.

Found the link: thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/always-contextualize
#64 - electrickwalrus (05/12/2013) [-]
stabbed everywhere you say?
#88 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't get it...
User avatar #95 to #88 - goldenslumbers (05/12/2013) [-]
Are you stupid?
#97 to #95 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
Evidently no one here gets the joke, oh well, it was worth a shot.
User avatar #99 to #88 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
Wanderer is the best class
User avatar #100 to #99 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
No thief is best class, master key and an extra gift.
User avatar #102 to #100 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
Wanderer is the best class for starters due to its good stats and the Schimitar is pretty quick and can be very devestating in dual weld with another weapon.
User avatar #104 to #102 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
But the scimitar can be bought from the undead burg merchant for only around 600 souls I believe, where as the bandit dagger needs to be farmed off the enemies in the lower undead burg. And starting states don't really mean that much unless you plan on doing a SL1 playthrough.
User avatar #105 to #104 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
Starting stats to me matter the most because I'm more focused on getting up my strength, dexterity, and vitality at equal paces.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
I that case wouldn't depraved be the best class for you since all their stats start at 11? Not to mention you can buy better weapons and armor for them only about five minutes in you'll only really use the club and plank shield to take down asylum demon and a few easy to kill hollows, and possibly the black knight if you want.
User avatar #109 to #106 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
I used the Winged Spear for about 12 hours and I got enough souls to buy new armor and a few weapons. The Halberd and Bastard Sword and/or Claymore are my favorite weapons
User avatar #110 to #109 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
Those are some fine weapons indeed sir, hell on my no shield sunlight blade buff build I duel wield the claymore (though granted the one in my off hand is almost entirely for show just because there was nothing else except a talisman in my off-hand so when I got the claymore again on NG+ I was like "Can I still ninja flip while duel wielding?... Awesome, I'm keeping it")
User avatar #111 to #110 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
Hard Leather Armor and the Elite Knight Helmet and legs just look ******* orgasmic. Also, provides decent maneuverability!
User avatar #112 to #111 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
Without any shadow of a doubt my favourite armor in the game will always be Catarina helm and body, going into battle looking like an obese and shiny Michelin man makes me feel ******* unstoppable "What, you laughing at me bro? Won't be laughing when I ram my +15 lucerne up your ass"
User avatar #113 to #112 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
I threatened the Gaping Dragon saying "You're body isn't gonna be the only thing that's gaping when I'm done with you" and I proceeded to stab it repeatedly in the ass with a Raw Claymore +2
#94 - harpoonafrittata (05/12/2013) [-]
Tera in a nutshell.
#44 - sweetellie (05/12/2013) [-]
"It's just something I remember seeing- just some sexy metal pants they used to wear. They always had to be ready for battle and that but these were a little bit sexy."
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