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#2 - miscarriage (05/11/2013) [-]
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#44 - vannman (05/12/2013) [-]
Sims story thread? Sims story thread.   
>sims 3    
>Locate the biggest mansion in the city    
>Meet fat blond kid of said household lets call him Dave.    
>cant find the owners    
>Activate cheats    
>turn Dave into an attractive middle aged female with blonde hair 10/10, her name is now Daveisha.    
>Marry Daveisha    
>Kick out her parents/grandparents on to the street This is my swamp now.    
> Unlock the option to have sex with her    
>just as she was getting into bed she reverted back into the Fat blonde kid.    
> brutally rape a 12 year olds asshole   
>fat blonde kid is now pregnant.    
>Make a shed in the back yard    
>buy two wood stoves    
>burned Dave to death along with his kid.
Sims story thread? Sims story thread.
>sims 3
>Locate the biggest mansion in the city
>Meet fat blond kid of said household lets call him Dave.
>cant find the owners
>Activate cheats
>turn Dave into an attractive middle aged female with blonde hair 10/10, her name is now Daveisha.
>Marry Daveisha
>Kick out her parents/grandparents on to the street This is my swamp now.
> Unlock the option to have sex with her
>just as she was getting into bed she reverted back into the Fat blonde kid.
> brutally rape a 12 year olds asshole
>fat blonde kid is now pregnant.
>Make a shed in the back yard
>buy two wood stoves
>burned Dave to death along with his kid.
#82 to #44 - frantasium (05/12/2013) [-]
I think you have your priorities wrong...
#53 - sunfire (05/12/2013) [-]
I played the Sims once   
   
I left momentarily and when I came back, the 			*******		 refrigerator was on fire.
I played the Sims once

I left momentarily and when I came back, the ******* refrigerator was on fire.
#24 - dooddood (05/12/2013) [-]
Finally I can post this?
Finally I can post this?
#43 - thefatmanster (05/12/2013) [-]
Enlarge.
Pic related
#67 to #43 - residentevilwesker (05/12/2013) [-]
mfw when that looks like me but with out harry potter glasses
User avatar #77 to #43 - sgc (05/12/2013) [-]
that was the best thing i have read in a long ass time
#79 to #43 - falloutreaper ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I remember that! someone just needs to make another sims story for FJ it would be glorious.
I remember that! someone just needs to make another sims story for FJ it would be glorious.
#54 to #43 - lillickems (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh Lord Cthulhu...   
   
That was wonderful.
Oh Lord Cthulhu...

That was wonderful.
#56 to #54 - thefatmanster (05/12/2013) [-]
But wait!
there is more!
#58 to #56 - thefatmanster (05/12/2013) [-]
And this is the last one
User avatar #63 to #62 - thefatmanster (05/12/2013) [-]
i post the last one bro, its below this comment
#47 - thecharliesheen (05/12/2013) [-]
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#73 - MasterZii (05/12/2013) [-]
****		 the ladders.
**** the ladders.
User avatar #26 - pedospartan (05/12/2013) [-]
dont you mean, "eoioe oqweof oasmfd sofmoq eonf oqwenfw."
User avatar #98 to #26 - grantika (05/15/2013) [-]
zim zam willazam zooba gildork
#21 - dealwithitfagg (05/12/2013) [-]
Did you ever came in a room and forgot what you wanted to do?
Maybe someone just deleted your actions.
User avatar #23 to #21 - thelordofrepost (05/12/2013) [-]
But I...
why?
#33 to #21 - sneakycub (05/12/2013) [-]
I came all over a room OP
I came all over a room OP
User avatar #41 to #33 - cnblade ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say this but...i think i know where that .gif is from.
#48 to #41 - bookyle (05/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #48 - cnblade ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Google Desto. They make ones of Bleach and basically just a bunch of animes.
User avatar #50 to #49 - bookyle (05/12/2013) [-]
What? Send me a link, I can't find ****
User avatar #87 to #50 - cnblade ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
This is so awkward. Just google "Bleach desto hentai video"
User avatar #1 - justafungi (05/11/2013) [-]
Shouldn't this be titled "overly attached sim"?
#86 to #1 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Then it'd be an overly obvious title.
User avatar #57 - pandasmayn (05/12/2013) [-]
I have yet to play Sims.. tell me this Funnyjunk, is it worth it? I can't afford a PC good enough to run a game like that, ( I know.. ) so is it bad on Xbox? Should I get it?
User avatar #60 to #57 - mudkipfucker (05/12/2013) [-]
the console version isn't very good
The PC version is quite good
Your PC should be fine with Sims1
you could try to install Sims 2 but don't if your pc ain't up for it
User avatar #65 to #60 - pandasmayn (05/12/2013) [-]
Well how big is it? I've never played so I don't even have an estimation. All my computer has played is WoW, believe we still have it on the comp. I've had bad experiences with getting games that can barely be played, so it was basically a waste of money.
User avatar #68 to #65 - mudkipfucker (05/12/2013) [-]
If it can run WOW it should be able to run Sims1 with no problem
User avatar #89 to #68 - pandasmayn (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, how good is Sims1?
User avatar #91 to #89 - mudkipfucker (05/12/2013) [-]
i though it was very good. I used to do nothing but play sims1 for weeks at a time
User avatar #92 to #91 - pandasmayn (05/12/2013) [-]
Damn! Sounds great. Do you know where I can find a torrent? Looked extensively on piratebay but all I saw was 2 and 3. Should I just buy it?
User avatar #93 to #92 - mudkipfucker (05/12/2013) [-]
I dont know any torrents im afraid. but its a pretty old game, you can get it really cheap. I managed to get the complete game (with all expansion packs) for £10 ($15)
User avatar #94 to #93 - pandasmayn (05/12/2013) [-]
I'll look into it. Thanks alot man! I would give you a picture of a panda, but alas.. Need more thumbs first, since I just made this account. :p IN A FEW DAYS I'LL GIVE YOU THAT PICTURE, I SWEAR.
User avatar #51 - homedog (05/12/2013) [-]
So..... Who else has the sex mod installed.....?
#34 - WizardOfTheLawl (05/12/2013) [-]
Gotta love the sims
#83 to #34 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
But why does it say ПРИБОР МАНИПУЛЯЦИИ ВРЕМЕНИ?
User avatar #88 to #83 - WizardOfTheLawl (05/12/2013) [-]
Time Manipulation Device
#13 - aconitumanthora (05/12/2013) [-]
MFW I can't kill my sims like that in The Sims 3.
they just keep climbing out :(
User avatar #14 to #13 - doodler (05/12/2013) [-]
Build a wall around them.
User avatar #97 to #14 - aconitumanthora (05/12/2013) [-]
Why haven't I thought of this before...
User avatar #59 - vanoreo (05/12/2013) [-]
I hosted a party in my house and led them into a room and deleted the door.

they all starved to death
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User avatar #95 to #61 - phanact (05/12/2013) [-]
No I am
#96 to #95 - mudkipfucker (05/12/2013) [-]
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But why does he have orange text?
and look like you?
User avatar #22 - the fuzzball (05/12/2013) [-]
that doesnt work anymore, you have to build walls around the pool
#69 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
I had a girlfriend in Sims 3 and I was trying to have kids with her and she got stuck on the stairs and died. I then reloaded the game and invited her to my party. She came pregnant and it wasn't mine.
#30 - sweetellie ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh the fun that could be had by removing the ladders of swimming pools and building sealed rooms filled with flammable furniture.
Oh the fun that could be had by removing the ladders of swimming pools and building sealed rooms filled with flammable furniture.
#19 - thathorse (05/12/2013) [-]
Any one else think she looks like Amy Pond?
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