I honestly cannot wait. . Can we all stop for a moment and realize that one day we will have voice controlled pant zippers. We can just go "HEY OPEN FLY" and th
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User avatar #2 - stordabjornen ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
so much potential for trolling
User avatar #1 - justafungi (05/11/2013) [-]
A woman goes into a bar, she orders a drink and notices the bartender goes to grab the ice with his hands, she tells him to use the tongs, he complies and uses the tongs, later on she notices a string coming out of his zipper, and asks what it's for, he says when he uses the restroom, he pulls his penile instrument out using the string, for sanitary purposes, she asks how he gets it back in his pants, he replies 'the tongs'
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