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Submitted: 05/11/2013
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#5 - OVendettaO (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or, consider this.
#4 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #7 - johnmassacre (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lets go to prison was a good movie
User avatar #18 - kafudamapla (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Surely it's the only sex you can wake up to? Unless you're expecting it in your sleep?
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#27 to #18 - maucorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 - andyshandy (05/12/2013) [-]
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#35 - cantfindausername ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Especially if you're in prison*
Especially if you're in prison*
#29 - andovaredoras (05/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think I'd rather prefer to sleep some more. I do love cuddling after sleeping though.
I think I'd rather prefer to sleep some more. I do love cuddling after sleeping though.
#34 - Dwarf (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #1 posted by jovanlisac at Tomb Raider ** :
1' RAPE
EXIT TO MAIN ME NU I .
BUTTON MAPPING
UNLESS YOU A ZOMBIE
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#2 to #1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
I would have thumbed this hadn't it been for the 9gag bar at the bottom,
I have my principles, sorry bro
#16 - lkedoutofmyotracc (05/12/2013) [-]
The photo in the bottom is from a movie called ''Lets go to prison'' a 2006 movie starring Dax Shepard, Will Arnett, Chi McBride and David Koechner.

A story when a 3 time convicted convict, john, finds the best way to get revenge on the judge who sentenced him by getting his son, nelson, sent to jail. John goes to the jail happily along with him to ensure his cell-mates give him the 'full' treatment. Life in prison is scary, but even scarier when the gang boss of the 'g-lords' wants nelson as his special friend. (Nelson and Barry, the g-lord boss, in the photo)

this movie would not be good for any homophobes.
#11 - xxpredatorxx (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then what is the best sex to wake up to in prison?
User avatar #13 to #11 - thedarkangel (05/12/2013) [-]
That you didn't get any
#9 - hillbillypowpow (05/12/2013) [-]
It may have just stockholm's syndrome, but after a short time their relationship was consensual.
User avatar #50 - pulluspardus (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that ass looks like a 10 year old ass.
Nice try photoshop.
#49 - elcreepo ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
**elcreepo rolled a random image posted in comment #678 at The Religion Board ** But what if you're gay and you got into a relationship with Bubba, who wanted to surprise you on your birthday?
User avatar #46 - mavericjones (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How does one wake up to planned sex?
#43 - deathcampforjewtie (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw I'm in prison.
mfw I'm in prison.
User avatar #57 to #43 - vinylshark (05/18/2013) [-]
Damn mans1ay3r, trolling Skyrim and ****
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User avatar #28 - symustafa (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ending everything with "unless you're in prison" in quite fun.

Nothing's better than having a woman stripping for you in your bedroom.
Unless you're in prison.
#10 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ever tried fapping when you first wake up? It's a bitch. Even worse with morning sex.
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