Surprise.. .. Or, consider this.
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#34 - Dwarf (05/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #1 posted by jovanlisac at Tomb Raider ** :
1' RAPE
EXIT TO MAIN ME NU I .
BUTTON MAPPING
UNLESS YOU A ZOMBIE
User avatar #44 to #34 - mavericjones (05/12/2013) [-]
I find it hilarious that what you typed was the least relevant thing here.
#5 - OVendettaO (05/11/2013) [-]
Or, consider this.
#8 to #5 - darkguitarist (05/12/2013) [-]
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
#41 to #4 - neokun (05/12/2013) [-]
No, YOU.
#19 to #4 - zekest (05/12/2013) [-]
That kinda fits to your name.
User avatar #7 - johnmassacre (05/12/2013) [-]
lets go to prison was a good movie
User avatar #39 to #7 - arsyro (05/12/2013) [-]
a very good movie
#40 - andyshandy (05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 - cantfindausername (05/12/2013) [-]
Especially if you're in prison*
Especially if you're in prison*
#29 - andovaredoras (05/12/2013) [-]
I think I'd rather prefer to sleep some more. I do love cuddling after sleeping though.
I think I'd rather prefer to sleep some more. I do love cuddling after sleeping though.
#31 to #29 - Dwarf (05/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1986899 at Friendly **"I'd rather sleep than have sex." Seems legit.
User avatar #33 to #31 - andovaredoras (05/12/2013) [-]
For some people, it is.
User avatar #38 to #31 - raigen (05/12/2013) [-]
If you're in prison and they ask for sex and you're NOT gay, then yeah that's the case... but they'll force you anyway....
Also if you just got finished with sex you woulden't want more after your wang is vulnerable from shooting a load already... Or is that just some guys? Meh.
User avatar #18 - kafudamapla ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Surely it's the only sex you can wake up to? Unless you're expecting it in your sleep?
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#16 - lkedoutofmyotracc (05/12/2013) [-]
The photo in the bottom is from a movie called ''Lets go to prison'' a 2006 movie starring Dax Shepard, Will Arnett, Chi McBride and David Koechner.

A story when a 3 time convicted convict, john, finds the best way to get revenge on the judge who sentenced him by getting his son, nelson, sent to jail. John goes to the jail happily along with him to ensure his cell-mates give him the 'full' treatment. Life in prison is scary, but even scarier when the gang boss of the 'g-lords' wants nelson as his special friend. (Nelson and Barry, the g-lord boss, in the photo)

this movie would not be good for any homophobes.
#9 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
It may have just stockholm's syndrome, but after a short time their relationship was consensual.
#51 - themastertroller ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Clannad ** surprise...
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Clannad ** surprise...
User avatar #50 - pulluspardus (05/12/2013) [-]
that ass looks like a 10 year old ass.
Nice try photoshop.
#49 - elcreepo (05/12/2013) [-]
**elcreepo rolled a random image posted in comment #678 at The Religion Board ** But what if you're gay and you got into a relationship with Bubba, who wanted to surprise you on your birthday?
User avatar #46 - mavericjones (05/12/2013) [-]
How does one wake up to planned sex?
#47 to #46 - kulapik (05/12/2013) [-]
How does one have planned sex?
User avatar #48 to #47 - mavericjones (05/12/2013) [-]
Flowcharts.
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User avatar #14 - aldheim (05/12/2013) [-]
What other kind of sex could you possibly wake up to?
If you were asleep before it started happening, all sex is surprise sex.
User avatar #17 to #14 - chargrilledawesome (05/12/2013) [-]
Not if your wife/gf planned to have sex with you while you're still asleep the night before and you knew.
#11 - xxpredatorxx (05/12/2013) [-]
Then what is the best sex to wake up to in prison?
User avatar #13 to #11 - thedarkangel (05/12/2013) [-]
That you didn't get any
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#2 to #1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
I would have thumbed this hadn't it been for the 9gag bar at the bottom,
I have my principles, sorry bro
#3 to #2 - mudkipfucker (05/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
That's ok, I didn't notice it.
#6 to #3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
That's more like it
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