Stop!. . Learning this in elementary wheel led i. rprt,' believe matching can fire wouid be a much mere frequent : in life.. Just like cartoons led me to believe that quicksand would be a more frequent problem.
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User avatar #4 - Lambda (05/11/2013) [-]
Just like cartoons led me to believe that quicksand would be a more frequent problem.
#76 to #4 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
Im loving your profile pic.
Im loving your profile pic.
#11 - shadowrated (05/12/2013) [-]
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apparently it's what you gotta do when you get shot in front of mcdonalds
#10 - aberrant (05/12/2013) [-]
I have found that this often happens to liars though...
I have found that this often happens to liars though...
User avatar #68 to #10 - zenherp (05/12/2013) [-]
Party Hard
#81 to #10 - abachonk (05/12/2013) [-]
Such a hot ass...    
I'd definitely tap it like if it was on fire...
Such a hot ass...
I'd definitely tap it like if it was on fire...
#71 to #10 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
You know, when you want to slap your crush's ass, you can try this out...
#1 - carnageboy (05/11/2013) [-]
Only learned the roll part
#17 to #1 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 40** So did I
User avatar #32 to #1 - moorgar (05/12/2013) [-]
You didn´t learned why you shouldn´t drop the soap, nor how the police will try too stop you?
User avatar #54 to #1 - drastronomy (05/12/2013) [-]
UJUUMGG LE EDGI STOANER LELLELE U SO KEWL U SMOEK ILLEGL PLANT LAELALEAOL 520 FGAGM SMOKE ALL OF THE TIEM
User avatar #8 to #1 - Kirbyman ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
You need to learn the other two.

Otherwise you'll still be blazin'.
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User avatar #7 to #2 - rokulda (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, I thought it should be on the top comments.
#50 - twi (05/12/2013) [-]
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#72 to #50 - thejoemotes (05/12/2013) [-]
Tell me that's real.
User avatar #78 to #72 - pineapplechunkss (05/12/2013) [-]
Yup... and it was on purpose....
User avatar #79 to #78 - thejoemotes (05/12/2013) [-]
Cool
#31 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
I thought this was a tutorial on becoming a football (soccer) player..
#5 - ctenop (05/11/2013) [-]
>carpet and wood flooring on fire   
>clothes catch on fire   
>Think back to childhood "stop, drop and roll"   
>stop running out of house, drop into fire   
>Roll like epileptic at a rave   
   
Wouldn't it more sense to get away from the fire first? Surely if you're on fire, there's a reason for it.....			*******		 fire so close it can set you on fire too...
>carpet and wood flooring on fire
>clothes catch on fire
>Think back to childhood "stop, drop and roll"
>stop running out of house, drop into fire
>Roll like epileptic at a rave

Wouldn't it more sense to get away from the fire first? Surely if you're on fire, there's a reason for it..... ******* fire so close it can set you on fire too...

#9 to #5 - infinitesinz (05/12/2013) [-]
I miss my ferret :(
#23 to #5 - breakfastlunch (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, if you're set on fire by an open flame, it makes sense to do so.  For example, in a science laboratory, or in the kitchen, or in a rock concert when a bunch of drunk fans are flailing around with lighters.   
   
Actually, you may not want to drop to the floor if the latter happens.  You'd get trampled.   
In fact, you're pretty much 			******		 if that happens, because people will think you're part of the show and mention how "brutal" it is that somebody set him/herself on fire.
Well, if you're set on fire by an open flame, it makes sense to do so. For example, in a science laboratory, or in the kitchen, or in a rock concert when a bunch of drunk fans are flailing around with lighters.

Actually, you may not want to drop to the floor if the latter happens. You'd get trampled.
In fact, you're pretty much ****** if that happens, because people will think you're part of the show and mention how "brutal" it is that somebody set him/herself on fire.
User avatar #28 to #5 - aldheim (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes, you get away from the fire first.
That common god damn sense.
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User avatar #60 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (05/12/2013) [-]
God damn it, guys I caught fire again give me a minute to roll this out.
User avatar #62 to #60 - roll (05/12/2013) [-]
:(
User avatar #69 to #62 - guiltyparty (05/12/2013) [-]
do you get a notification every time someone fails to correctly go for dubs ?
User avatar #87 to #69 - roll (05/12/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #89 to #87 - salihzzz (05/12/2013) [-]
'roll 324'
#75 - bloodofthedragon (05/12/2013) [-]
Someone should tell this guy
User avatar #6 - cockandawe (05/12/2013) [-]
You got the stop and drop right, but you aren't supposed to roll. The correct way is to STOP. DROP. SHUT 'EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP.
OH. NO. THAT'S HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL.
#58 - forgottenmyshorts (05/12/2013) [-]
This also comes in handy if your a Premier League football player
#3 - applescryatnight ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
no pedro, dont steal timmy's shoes!
#22 - mapleknight (05/12/2013) [-]
Quick sand.   
Definitely quick sand.
Quick sand.
Definitely quick sand.
User avatar #27 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Someone lit my hair on fire on the school bus in middle school.

There was no room for me to stop drop and roll....

I just put my jacket over my head to put the fire out.
User avatar #29 to #27 - CupcakeMaster (05/12/2013) [-]
I want to see that sexy head.
#30 to #29 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Um... okay... o//o
#67 to #30 - Dwarf (05/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #619120 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** YOU LOST YOUR ARMS
User avatar #42 to #30 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
The painting you have in the background looks like the type you'd find in hotels.
I'm not sure if that's classy or tacky.
#43 to #42 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
My mom found it on the street...


I liked it so we put it in my room...
User avatar #61 to #59 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
I haven't got a clue! D=
User avatar #63 to #61 - cormy (05/12/2013) [-]
WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP!
Where did you get the poster? Who sold it to you?
User avatar #64 to #63 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh, darn it. Let me look on the certificate thingy. The artist was Karol Pawlinski. I bought it from ebay as a part of the charity for the girl Kiki that has cancer. The title is Mane Six. Here's a digital copy: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #65 to #64 - cormy (05/12/2013) [-]
Lawl k... I thought Karol Pawlinski was your name, you know to say you own it now. But there's a link on Karol's name on Tumblr that leads to KP-Shadowsquirrel's DeviantArt page so I guess all is well!
Thank you much!
User avatar #66 to #65 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
Wut. I'm pretty sure I said I bought it in the content. ;P I truly wish I were capable of making beautiful art like that, though!
#45 to #44 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Super cool.

I had a death note poster but my mom threw it out...
#46 to #45 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
"Your pops caught you smoking and he said 'No way!'
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
Man, living at home is such a drag,
And your mom took away your best porno mag."
#47 to #46 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Not sure if eminem or beastie boys....

But hey, free food.
#48 to #47 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
That there was blasphemy.
Also, umm... Piles of candy only limited by the size of your paycheck.
#49 to #48 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Ten bucks an hour and no bills to pay. All the soda I can drink and some steam games to boot.
User avatar #51 to #49 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
Unemployed and living off the GI Bill. Cheap rent with free utilities and an awesome internet connection. No obligations to endure my parents' presence. The silver lining is everywhere.
#52 to #51 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Did I mention I'm only 16?
#53 to #52 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
I understood that from the beginning. And I'm laughing at you. Because you're a dependent and I'm not, neener neener neener, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I understood that from the beginning. And I'm laughing at you. Because you're a dependent and I'm not, neener neener neener, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
User avatar #82 to #53 - strangesir (05/12/2013) [-]
THAT GIF... THAT ANIMATION... TELL ME WHERE YOU FOUND IT, it looks super-familiar but **** me I can't remember.
#84 to #83 - strangesir (05/12/2013) [-]
THUNDER HUMOR! That's what it was. Thoinks.   
   
Your reward is a Frog-puppet gif.
THUNDER HUMOR! That's what it was. Thoinks.

Your reward is a Frog-puppet gif.
#85 to #84 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
And here is your reward.
And here is your reward.
User avatar #86 to #85 - strangesir (05/12/2013) [-]
Awwwwwwwwww yiss, ************ teal-green-haired Goerge Bush.
#55 to #53 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Even if I was ready to move out I don't think my parents would allow it.
#56 to #55 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't even know if it would be an option legally, but I've known a few guys that were kicked out in their teens. But, yeah. It is free food and subsistence, as well as all the other benefits of having a good relationship with your parents.
I don't even know if it would be an option legally, but I've known a few guys that were kicked out in their teens. But, yeah. It is free food and subsistence, as well as all the other benefits of having a good relationship with your parents.
User avatar #73 to #30 - dizzleboy (05/12/2013) [-]
And that is the reason why I friended you
User avatar #88 to #73 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
ehehehe....
User avatar #34 to #30 - mentlgen (05/12/2013) [-]
OC delivers!

(Oc - original commenter...?)
User avatar #35 to #34 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
um...He asked for it... thats the only reason I posted it >.<
#36 to #35 - youxbarstard (05/12/2013) [-]
Now all you need is a pet snake.
User avatar #37 to #36 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
I have 2.... I take very good care of them...
#38 to #37 - youxbarstard (05/12/2013) [-]
So derp moment here but that wouldn't happen to be how you got your name would it?
#39 to #38 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
I've always liked snakes and bonfires.
#40 to #39 - youxbarstard (05/12/2013) [-]
Makes sense, anyways I gotta sleep.

BARSTARD OUT!
User avatar #41 to #40 - snakefire (05/12/2013) [-]
Good night. Sleep well.
#26 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (05/12/2013) [-]
The reason they pound it into your head like that is because it's kinda hard to ******* think when your ON FIRE. So they want that to be your most basic reaction possible once you're aflame. But some kids... (like me) ... just didn't have that formed into an instinct so when I finally did catch the **** on fire I flailed like an idiot because I was trying to get the flaming jacket off me. The people around me had to literally force me to the ground and help put me out because I was in a bit of a panic.

Lesson 1: Don't leave candles on the edge of your counter while wearing polyester, and after you've gotten good, and stoned

Lesson 2: Remember to stop, drop, and ******* roll
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