Mario. .. what if every "life" is its own parallel universe. in 99x universes mario died and never succeeded. Only in one did he actually win.
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User avatar #1 - jaknik (05/12/2013) [-]
what if every "life" is its own parallel universe. in 99x universes mario died and never succeeded. Only in one did he actually win.
#20 to #1 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
for anyone interested, this is called quantum immortality
User avatar #6 to #1 - dreadedsin (05/12/2013) [-]
The Infinite problem is spreading, god dammit Elizabeth
User avatar #13 to #1 - unnameable (05/12/2013) [-]
That would make bowser just about the most successful villain ever.
#4 to #1 - talonwooten (05/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #24 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
hm...reminds me of that scene in alien resurrection...
User avatar #2 - weinerdick (05/12/2013) [-]
99 times times
User avatar #14 - deathgaze (05/12/2013) [-]
I got 99 problems and Mario is all of them
#19 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - tonkkax (05/12/2013) [-]
What if someone made a Mario game where you could find Mario's dead bodies whenever you replay a level?

Ooh that is a good idea for a creepypasta if someone wants to make one.
User avatar #25 to #5 - fargone (05/12/2013) [-]
I want a game where some of the challenges require you to use your own dead body as a tool. Die a bunch and use the corpses as a ramp, use them to block a gear or something.
User avatar #9 to #5 - Gonnafly (05/12/2013) [-]
"I'm a total Mario fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...

It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.

I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.

This is what he wrote...


I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....

Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.

Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.


User avatar #10 to #9 - Gonnafly (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Kyle IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I wrong about that...

ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "MARIO.EXE", and it was much unlike Kyle's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "MARIO" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG Mario fan.

I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was Super Mario World, I was like "Awesome!" Because like I said earlier I liked the classics. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black

the freaky thing that was in that split second frame was Yoshi, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened, the save file select from Super mario bros 3 popped up, and I was like "WTF? What's this doing in Super Mario World ?", anyway, then I notice something off, there were only three save files. The music was that creepy Caverns of Winter music from Earthbound, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just red static for all three files."
User avatar #11 to #10 - Gonnafly (05/12/2013) [-]
What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Luigi, Toad and to my surprise, Bowser! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as Bowser in a Mario game, for crying out loud?

That's when I realized that this wasn't a glitchy game, it was a hacked game.

Yeah it definitely looked hacked, it was really creepy, but as a smart gamer, I wasn't scared (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a hacked game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I picked File 1 and chose Luigi and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated laugh that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy before cutting to black.

The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, except the simplistic shapes were different shades of red and the text showed only "STAGE 1-1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Luigi in the State 1-1 from Mario 1, the music was different though, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had Luigi start running like you would in any of the classic Mario games, what was odd was that as Luigi was running along the level there was nothing but flat ground and a Pipes for 5 minutes, that was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.
#12 to #11 - Gonnafly (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm to tired to finish it, Somebody else do it for me.
I'm to tired to finish it, Somebody else do it for me.
#17 to #12 - fuckedbyapony ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
TLDR; He played the mario version of sonic.exe..
#26 to #12 - Dwarf (05/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #47961 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** I thumbed all four of the comments down because you half-assed it.
#16 - niggernazi (05/12/2013) [-]
that whore would just **** bowser like she usually do when he dies
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#36 - ltsparky (05/12/2013) [-]
99 times times??
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User avatar #35 to #34 - fatspartan (05/12/2013) [-]
Not all of them are visible, some may be on the other side of that hill
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User avatar #32 - laspussy (05/12/2013) [-]
and she just watched him die
She could've improved the mushroom kingdom's defenses but she just kept getting kidnapped.
User avatar #29 - holycrapitsadam (05/12/2013) [-]
"99X TIMES" 99 times times?!?!?! MY OCD CANT HANDLE THIS!!!!!! D=<
#31 to #29 - logickid (05/12/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up.
User avatar #21 - bighairyfart (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - yunoknow (05/12/2013) [-]
wow, princess peach is such a huge slut.
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