joke. . I just found out I passed my drug test. h/ dealer has some explaining to. <YFW. Stop pretending to be high
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#1 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
<YFW.   
Stop pretending to be high
<YFW.
Stop pretending to be high
User avatar #2 to #1 - cousin ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that "hot girls have problems too"?
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#34 to #1 - Rascal (05/12/2013) [-]
It's a joke, get over yourself.
#39 to #34 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
This is also a joke... get over yourself??.. don't even know how the phrase applies here.
#33 to #1 - lizardnigger (05/12/2013) [-]
anybody else think she looks like the sabina woman from top gear who is the queen of the nurburgring?
anybody else think she looks like the sabina woman from top gear who is the queen of the nurburgring?
#35 to #33 - friedchickenman (05/12/2013) [-]
Who, Sabine Schmitz? Not really...
User avatar #36 to #35 - lizardnigger (05/12/2013) [-]
that's the one :3 thumb for you
#8 to #1 - suikerpapa (05/11/2013) [-]
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#12 to #1 - casinoer (05/12/2013) [-]
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#22 - RomanR (05/12/2013) [-]
"I'm not sure you should go to a drug dealer with complaints"

-Ted
User avatar #25 to #22 - mrkickasscomedy (05/12/2013) [-]
ted didnt say that it was walberg that said it
User avatar #4 - upsyndrome (05/11/2013) [-]
**** you OP
>stoned as **** and then I happen upon this and I sit here for 5 mins wondering if I am really high or not..
>AND THEN MY ******* CAPTCHA I HAVE TO TYPE IS 420
TLDR; there IS a god and he enjoys laughing at high people
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lambda (05/11/2013) [-]
What if there really are no such things as psychoactive drugs, and the feeling of being high is nothing but a placebo?
User avatar #6 to #5 - upsyndrome (05/11/2013) [-]
Damn you all FJ, high ruined..... or in that case, can you really ruin that which is just a figment of your imagination?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lambda (05/11/2013) [-]
This one time, I gave this guy a sugar pill and told him it was a potent drug with effects that I made up, which were similar to ecstasy. I told him there was some risk that he'd react badly to it. He actually got high, not only that, but he actually had a bad trip. I told him he'd taken a sugar pill at that point, but he continued to feel the bad effects for several minutes.
Never underestimate the power of imagination.
#24 to #7 - Rascal (05/12/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask if he'd ever used any sort of drug before that, especially harder stuff? I'd say that those who have used hard stuff before would know what a high from that level of drug feels like.

Totally agree with you on the placebo effect in smaller doses though because I've seen it personally used scare the **** out of a friend who believes in malevolent spirits.
User avatar #29 to #24 - Lambda (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, he'd used a lot of drugs before that. But the effect I made up for this drug was different from anything he'd taken.
#53 to #29 - Rascal (05/12/2013) [-]
Well then **** , he's retarded. That's pretty cool stuff though and now I feel the urge to use this on certain people I know.
#37 - fukyeahraptorr (05/12/2013) [-]
hfw he meets his dealer
#21 - ascendedwings (05/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #31 - comanderspy (05/12/2013) [-]
happy mother's day!
User avatar #40 to #31 - paradox (05/12/2013) [-]
thats a pretty nice thing you got there.
User avatar #41 to #40 - luckass (05/12/2013) [-]
well its also useful in multiple ways, and women will love it.
User avatar #42 to #41 - paradox (05/12/2013) [-]
i will take 2 things please.
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#19 - ettne ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
someone care to explain?
User avatar #38 to #19 - mentlgen (05/12/2013) [-]
Whoever thumbed you down is a total dick... you just didn't understand the question...big deal?
User avatar #20 to #19 - biograde (05/12/2013) [-]
he had been doing drugs, but since he passed his drug test whatever his dealer had been giving him was actually not drugs
#26 - ishotthedeputy (05/12/2013) [-]
lol
lol
User avatar #18 - psykojet (05/12/2013) [-]
I have taken three piss tests this year. And all I have to say is, piss is hotter than you would expect.
User avatar #49 - mookiez (05/12/2013) [-]
No he doesn't, if you have been doing drugs and getting high but passed a drug test. Then that sounds like a miracle drug to me.
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User avatar #44 - jonajon (05/12/2013) [-]
I just found out you can put a joke on a yellow background and get front page!
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#17 - Rascal (05/12/2013) [-]
Managed to pass mine a few days ago. Thank God for ******** saliva tests, I'd have been utterly ****** if it was any other kind.
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