Batman v Superman. .. How about this fight?
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User avatar #584 - eaglesftw (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#165 - Klondyke (05/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #253 to #59 - jakesir (05/12/2013) [-]
Isn't this the show where Robin gets turned into Joker's minion permanently or something like that? I don't know how that ended up but I remember it being one of the more ****** up moments of my childhood.
User avatar #339 to #253 - hhhghhg (05/12/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly that was a Batman Beyond movie with some exposition flashbacks that show the joker and harley brainwashing robin into thinking he was their son or something like that
User avatar #80 to #59 - andnowducks (05/11/2013) [-]
What actually happens in that scene?
User avatar #149 to #80 - zenjion (05/11/2013) [-]
batman is believed to be killed so the jocker holds a funeral for him while locking the killer in the coffin and pushes him into the acid as you see.
the episode is "the man who killed batman"
User avatar #546 to #149 - andnowducks (05/12/2013) [-]
#3 - holler (05/11/2013) [-]
#29 to #3 - kingsombra (05/11/2013) [-]
Now it's just terrifying
#366 to #29 - gktubr (05/12/2013) [-]
getting tired of your **** master wayne
#26 - probrem ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I think, but I am too lazy to actually check it up, that Superman has fought Batman on more that one occasion and Batman has won more than once, e.g by overloading Gotham's power grid to stun Superman - Batman has contingency plans for fighting most heroes and villains.
However! In an impromptu fight where Superman is not a non-fatality hippie and what-not he would fry Batman in a sec, snap him in half or whatever.
Pic related: Batman's Kollektion of Kryptonite
User avatar #51 to #26 - mykoira (05/11/2013) [-]
but Superman has let his non-fatality thing slip once (ref. Man of tomorrow)
#91 to #26 - kodo (05/11/2013) [-]
his face at the end..he looks like he's posing for a facebook picture
User avatar #104 to #26 - captainknowledge (05/11/2013) [-]
Implying the outcome of the fight was logical and not made for some fan kids who cry over small things...
User avatar #167 to #26 - twinnedorphan (05/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #273 to #26 - cactusphalus (05/12/2013) [-]
Would anyone happen to have that strip in which Batman comments on how Superman resembles a God?
User avatar #382 to #26 - jinjo (05/12/2013) [-]
Most times they've fought Batman has attacked Superman, without it really being a fight. As in, Supes had no idea he was in a fight.

Also in the comic world 'PIS' or plot induced stupidity is when Superman can tank the force of 700 earths crashing into his face like nothing happened and then having Gotham's power grid stun him.
#391 to #26 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
its because of the rule that batman can never lose in his own comic. all his wins are plot induced stupidity.
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User avatar #451 to #155 - blbrian (05/12/2013) [-]
But isn't that kinda like batmans thing? Being a couple of steps ahead of everyone?
#245 to #26 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
In canon, Batman has never defeated Superman.
#267 to #26 - hopalongreborn (05/12/2013) [-] that a ******* dinosaur?
#350 to #267 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
yeah no one's gonna comment of batman's pet T-Rex?
#194 to #26 - drldrl (05/11/2013) [-]
In Injustic he grabs Shazam and burns through his skull the heat vision.
User avatar #229 to #194 - guymandude (05/12/2013) [-]
Although I think if Captain Marvel (or Shazam, whichever you prefer) wouldn't have died at Superman's hand so easy if he had fully understood the situation and realized that Superman was ready to use deadly force. According to a lot of comics and other junk, Captain Marvel is supposed to be one of the very few heroes or villians in the DC universe that could actually hold his own against Superman in normal conditions.
User avatar #241 to #229 - zombiebacon (05/12/2013) [-]
Captain Marvel can't just hold his own against Superman. He's one of the only people that can defeat Superman without Kryptonite. His only real weakness is that he's just a kid. In Injustice, he still believes that Superman was doing the right thing, He thought that Superman was always kind before so he didn't notice how he changed. Captain Marvel didn't think Superman would kill someone until it was too late, but when he finally realized the truth Superman got the jump on him.
User avatar #392 to #241 - Fgner (05/12/2013) [-]
I just watched that scene and read up on Marvel. Looks to me more like they needed to kill off Marvel quickly because he could kill Superman so easily. He's pretty much invincible, stronger than Superman, has God damned MAGIC.
#357 to #229 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Captain Marvel is just as strong as Superman but because he is magic (and superman is weak to magic) He is stronger.
#349 to #26 - fadetometallica (05/12/2013) [-]
The Flash would kill the **** out of both of them, though.
User avatar #395 to #349 - Fgner (05/12/2013) [-]
Flash - a new favorite.
#35 to #26 - creepycreeper (05/11/2013) [-]
Forgive my ignorace, but what are the other rocks? Also where is this from?
User avatar #43 to #35 - kittywithclaws (05/11/2013) [-]
There's lots of different types of kryptonite which all have different effects

My favourite being Pink Kryptonite which, no kidding, "turns Kryptonians homosexual"
#133 to #43 - darknesincontrol (05/11/2013) [-]
Pink kryptonite is best kryptonite
User avatar #135 to #133 - kittywithclaws (05/11/2013) [-]
Of course you of all people would have that image... :P
User avatar #136 to #135 - darknesincontrol (05/11/2013) [-]
heh didnt notice it was you, Kitty :D
User avatar #85 to #43 - swiiftninja (05/11/2013) [-]
"It is unknown what it would do to an already homosexual Kryptonian"
Imagine it
User avatar #102 to #43 - vigilum ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
"Transformed into a dragon"
Holy ****
User avatar #384 to #102 - Fgner (05/12/2013) [-]
I prefer this situation:

"Not kryptonite!"
"I feel fine?"
"Oh my God, excessive body hair! What have I done! The horror!"
#38 to #35 - starrk (05/11/2013) [-]
I probably have no idea what I'm talking about. But I'm pretty sure those are other forms of kryptonite that have alternate effects on superman. Some make him stronger, others waaaaay weaker. Don't quote me on this.
I probably have no idea what I'm talking about. But I'm pretty sure those are other forms of kryptonite that have alternate effects on superman. Some make him stronger, others waaaaay weaker. Don't quote me on this.
User avatar #496 to #38 - chupiter (05/12/2013) [-]
"Some make him stronger, others waaaaay weaker."
User avatar #39 to #38 - DiabloStrawhat (05/11/2013) [-]
Some of them had really weird affects. I'm surprised they didn't bury that plot point back in the golden age
User avatar #36 to #35 - YllekNayr (05/11/2013) [-]
I would also like to know both of those things.
#47 to #36 - probrem ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
That is, like kittywithclaws said, a collection of Kryptonite.
User avatar #37 to #26 - grrphc (05/11/2013) [-]
Batman has a plan to kill literally every member of the Justice League.
User avatar #60 to #37 - sockprague (05/11/2013) [-]
Not kill, immobilize.
User avatar #61 to #26 - Alchemyst (05/11/2013) [-]
Batman is like the Sniper:

"Be polite"

"Be efficient"

"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

Except without the polite part.
User avatar #201 to #61 - fukkendragonite (05/12/2013) [-]
and without the kill.
#123 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Actually Batman Always kept Kryptonite in his Utility belt just in case he ever had to kill Superman.
User avatar #176 to #123 - trimageryan (05/11/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that give him cancer like it did Lex? Unless he doesn't keep it with him, if so Superman could destroy him before he gets to it. Even with it though, Superman could blast him with lasers from the atmosphere.
User avatar #182 to #176 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
he kept it sealed in led.
#190 to #182 - trimageryan (05/11/2013) [-]
Kyptonian radiation is similar to gamma radiation and either the radiation will go right through the lead or the amount of lead needed to block such radiation couldn't be carried on ones belt.
#191 to #190 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Only the element of lead is able to block the radiation, and is therefore Superman's only protection.
#252 to #123 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Actually, kryponite isn't THAT powerful. Superman beats up ****** MADE of kryptonite.
User avatar #398 to #252 - Fgner (05/12/2013) [-]
Except Gold Kryptonite - which takes his powers away permanently. Nothing can bring them back.

Or red - which causes him to have excessive hair growth, or green specific color blindness.
User avatar #262 to #123 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
Superman can fight through the radiation for a while.

+ what ever the case, angry superman = dead batman.
User avatar #143 to #123 - Tormound (05/11/2013) [-]
I thought he only kept kryptonite on him if he's going to metropolis or unless he's meeting superman.
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#214 to #123 - finni (05/12/2013) [-]
I think he keeps it in a bunker in the batcave. Even in Lego Batman 2 DC universe Batman says to have a bunker of kryptonite there in case superman ever decides to be a bad guy.

Batman is the superhero that no other hero in the DC universe could actually kill because he has a plan for every hero turning evil. The irony is that since he has a plan for every superhero, if Batman ever turned evil, no superhero would be able to stop him.
User avatar #583 to #214 - bananarchy (04/01/2014) [-]
Batman is basically completely uncorruptable
Inspired by the unjustified death of his parents, Batman never steers away from the true path of Justice
User avatar #470 to #214 - lerotheumbrella (05/12/2013) [-]
actually batman told Alfred a plan to stop batman incase he ever was under permanent mid control or something to make him fight for evil
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#48 - pappathethird (05/11/2013) [-]
How about this fight?
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#466 to #48 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
iron man would actually win, i mean come on he was created so much stronger and so much unrealistic
User avatar #506 to #466 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
*cough* emp *cough*
#534 to #506 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
iron man's armor was made immune to EMP. do you really think Tony wouldnt think about that
User avatar #535 to #534 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Then Batman just blasts his arc reactor, his magnet fails and he dies.
User avatar #536 to #535 - Apex (05/12/2013) [-]
And you're an idiot for thinking that. Batman's weapons are non-lethal, and he vowed to bring justice to the "evil-doers" not to kill them.

If anything, Bruce would use a fake/ploy to capture Stark by using his (according to the movies) Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife as bait.
User avatar #537 to #536 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes, because it's not honorable to kill a man, but it is if you capture his girlfriend. Like he would sink that low.
#550 to #537 - regdestroy (05/12/2013) [-]
Omg guys! Green lantern will kick your heroes asses.
#49 to #48 - pappathethird (05/11/2013) [-]
woops, almost forgot
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No Peter, that money won't bring Uncle Ben back!
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#2 - kingsombra (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, now they're both dead
Well, now they're both dead
User avatar #65 to #2 - brehon (05/11/2013) [-]
not if hollers comments were true
#221 to #2 - kiermatv (05/12/2013) [-]
Pfft, like death stopped them before
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User avatar #1 - mrhazzy (05/11/2013) [-]
Surely Superman would be weak already due to being in close proximity to Kryptonite?
#213 to #1 - foreveraloneninja (05/12/2013) [-]
There was once an incident where either batman or superman were glowing with kryptonite (can't remember which one) and superman owned batman. I love batman and all but from a realistic standpoint batman hasn't won against superman that many times
User avatar #8 to #1 - VincentKing ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
superman has to be in a direct line to kryptonite.

Because my minds stupid and wont give me the proper words, let me explain it. If you put a small piece of kryptonite in front of Superman, he will lose his powers. However, put a bowl over it, and it wont affect him. The ray's from the kryptonite can no longer reach him.

Now if Superman were to hide underground, the kryptonite could no longer reach him from the sun, therefore making him win.
#570 to #8 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
ummm, no. dynamo, the robot that superman fights regularly has a piecw of kryptonite inside him, and that weakens him.
#250 to #8 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, but no. Superman kinda gets his powers from our sun's rays. Also, I don't think you understand kryptonite. It won't make him lose his powers, it just begins to weaken him, until the point where he dies.
User avatar #355 to #250 - VincentKing ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
he loses all energy to use his powers. The suns yellow rays help him regain his powers, however they aren't the source of them
#416 to #355 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
No, he GETS HIS POWERS from the suns rays. They don't just restore his power. On Krypton, he would not have had his powers, because there was no yellow sun.
User avatar #449 to #416 - VincentKing ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
How about we compromise here. We are both right.

His powers aren't from the Earths Yellow Sun, however his body is like a solar battery, and charges through sunlight. A yellow sun, similar to Earths sun, will charge him, and will allow him to use his powers. Once he is away from the sun, it is much like a battery, and he has a certain amount of time that he can use powers for until he runs fry, however this time varies, depending on how much of his powers he uses. Once his 'battery' is used up, or he is in contact with a red sun's rays (long enough to fill his 'battery' with its rays) he will no longer have his powers anymore, as a red sun will drain a kryptonians powers, and make them like a mere human, with a few race differences.

While yes, I was wrong before, it states only lead can block kryptonite, Superman has to be within close contact with it. I assumed anything could block it based on DCU Online, in which kryptonite was placed within Wonder Womans mouth, which never affected Superman until her mouth opened, allowing him to get in contact with it. Kryptonite can kill Superman, however not in the way the comic above shows.

As an extra, there is also a series in which Superman came into contact with a blue sun, giving him more strength, and the ability to temporarily give another being powers similar to his own.
User avatar #446 to #416 - VincentKing ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
they didn't have powers because their red sun drained away their powers
User avatar #50 to #8 - hirollin (05/11/2013) [-]
Thought it had to be lead, only lead can stop the rays from reaching Superman. That is what the 80's superman movies implied then. He can ex ray everything except lead, so the kryptonite would affect him through anything thats not lead.
#34 to #8 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]

Superman gets his power from the sun....
User avatar #27 to #8 - Silver Quantum (05/11/2013) [-]
unless that bowl is made out of lead, it's not going to contain the radiation of the rock. if superman is in close proximity to kryptonite, he'll be affected. doesn't matter where it's hidden (unless it's in a box made out of lead as i said). the comic however didn't really take that piece of information into consideration
#33 to #27 - pineapplepeople (05/11/2013) [-]
Alpha radiation. Though I don't know why helium ions would be his weakness...
User avatar #25 to #8 - santathumbs (05/11/2013) [-]
So, in theory he could just wear a mask and a pair of gloves on top of his ordinary outfit and he'd never have to worry about kryptonite ever again?!

Jeez, get your **** together superman, I thought you were supposed to be super intelligent!
#75 to #25 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Only from time to time. It depends on the writer how inteligent supes is.
User avatar #10 to #8 - gijezza (05/11/2013) [-]
But superman gets his power from the sun. doesn't he?
User avatar #23 to #10 - harryboom (05/11/2013) [-]
he can last a few days without sunlight and still keep his powers
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User avatar #41 - DiabloStrawhat (05/11/2013) [-]
There are two possible outcomes in this battle.

1. Batman Wins.
2. Superman Loses.

both possibilities are equally likely.
#13 - lordrosco ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
*ahem* Batman the dark knight returns part 2
User avatar #14 to #13 - nerdicorn (05/11/2013) [-]
**** yes
User avatar #101 to #13 - biohazar (05/11/2013) [-]
the one men who beat you out
User avatar #385 to #13 - jinjo (05/12/2013) [-]
*Ahem* making superman a one millionth of his actual strength and power for the sake of plot.

Also making Superman the 'bad guy' because DC has used the **** out of the Joker so much that no one cares about him and Batman's rogues gallery pretty much no one gives a **** about so to keep Batman cool they made him beat up Superman.
User avatar #471 to #385 - germed (05/12/2013) [-]
Superman is made to be the bad guy in DKR simply because Frank Miller hates him, he has always portrayed Superman to be the bad guy/weak.
User avatar #472 to #471 - jinjo (05/12/2013) [-]
Though that is also a factor, I still think that it's more 'Batman is awesome!' than anything else.

The Joker is his big bad guy that the general public knows and loves, but he's been over used in all batman lore. Mr. Freeze, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Bane a good amount of people don't even know who they are, but they all know who Superman is. So they used him, the biggest most powerful character.
#295 to #13 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
*ahem* non canon.
User avatar #64 to #13 - bowties (05/11/2013) [-]
Its not like he had Green Arrow shoot Superman with a Kryptonite arrow or anything
User avatar #76 to #64 - pickledpee (05/11/2013) [-]
It's not like Batman purposely made the fight last longer just so Superman would get his message.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - bowties (05/11/2013) [-]
Should give credit where it's due, considering the fact that Green Arrow managed to make the shot with only one arm
User avatar #78 to #77 - pickledpee (05/11/2013) [-]
It was fairly impressive
User avatar #82 to #78 - bowties (05/11/2013) [-]
But of course, it was Batman's planning that put it all together.

I think it's important for people to remember it was a team effort from Batman, Green Arrow and Robin to defeat Superman, not just Batman
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