Confession Kid. Made me LOL. Found on Quickmeme.. manna sun}: SHE' S BETTINE glui. 1. You should feel bad. They probably made the decision to euthanize her based on your recommendation.
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User avatar #1 - paintplayer (05/11/2013) [-]
You should feel bad. They probably made the decision to euthanize her based on your recommendation.
#43 - yetiyitties (05/12/2013) [-]
Be 5 years old. Don't know english. Go to the Dominican Republic for vacation. Even tho I lived in Puerto Rico (same 			****		 as DR but whatever). This white American kid was staying at the same hotel as me and my family. The hotel staff put on like some dance competition near the beach. Pretty cool looked trippy as 			****		 with great scenery from what I remember. This kid only knows english, I only know spanish. We meet.  It was like a pilot episode where the main characters first meet. I was speaking in spanish and he in english. Our parents watching with interest and laughing their drunk asses off. Obvious language barrier.   
We talk about Ed Edd n Eddy. We 			******		 now. Call him Ed he calls me Eddy. We're laughing and 			****		 and the dance competition is going on still. We sneak off to the beach. Find crab eggs. We make a plan using sign language and made up SWAT signals. We start throwing crab eggs at drunk people dancing. Hilarity ensues. Everybody is too drunk to care they think its funny. We high five. His sister (same age as us) holds my hand (she wants my cocka doodle). I look at Ed to see if it was cool. He shrugs. I tell some Dominican girl to hold Ed's hand. She doesn't care so she does. We're double dating walking around eating Dominican food joking around about 5 year old stuff.  We briefly see our parents drunk, singing that "Feliz Navidad, I wanna wish you a merry christmas" song. It's July. MFW Ed Edd n Eddy causes interracial interactions
Be 5 years old. Don't know english. Go to the Dominican Republic for vacation. Even tho I lived in Puerto Rico (same **** as DR but whatever). This white American kid was staying at the same hotel as me and my family. The hotel staff put on like some dance competition near the beach. Pretty cool looked trippy as **** with great scenery from what I remember. This kid only knows english, I only know spanish. We meet. It was like a pilot episode where the main characters first meet. I was speaking in spanish and he in english. Our parents watching with interest and laughing their drunk asses off. Obvious language barrier.
We talk about Ed Edd n Eddy. We ****** now. Call him Ed he calls me Eddy. We're laughing and **** and the dance competition is going on still. We sneak off to the beach. Find crab eggs. We make a plan using sign language and made up SWAT signals. We start throwing crab eggs at drunk people dancing. Hilarity ensues. Everybody is too drunk to care they think its funny. We high five. His sister (same age as us) holds my hand (she wants my cocka doodle). I look at Ed to see if it was cool. He shrugs. I tell some Dominican girl to hold Ed's hand. She doesn't care so she does. We're double dating walking around eating Dominican food joking around about 5 year old stuff. We briefly see our parents drunk, singing that "Feliz Navidad, I wanna wish you a merry christmas" song. It's July. MFW Ed Edd n Eddy causes interracial interactions
#65 to #43 - chazzymcchaz (05/12/2013) [-]
I sort of have a language barrier story.
Once upon a time I was on vacation at a beach in Delaware. My friend's family had come with us, and I was waiting for my buddy to get changed so we could go. I was on the playground in the courtyard of the apartments and I see these two smoking hot girls start to swing as I am sitting in the sand making a sandcastle like a loser. I didn't want to look even more beta by quitting so I just went about my business.

At some point I hear giggles and look over to see the girls laughing and talking about me in French because they knew that odds were I only spoke English. They were correct. I let them talk for awhile and I got an amazing idea.

(I only know English, but my mother speaks fluent French from her days as an exchange student, and taught me how to say a few important phrases.)

I continued playing in the sandbox until my friend walked up, at which point I pulled out the only French phrase I knew; I swaggered past the girls on my way out and whispered gently to them,

"Au revoir ;)"

Later that night (and for the rest of that summer) I masturbated passionately to the image of their jaws hitting the floor. And I smiled because they thought I spoke French and that I had heard every word out of their luscious foreign mouths.

Easily the smoothest thing I've ever done, and I was only like 12.
User avatar #80 to #65 - riathewolf (05/12/2013) [-]
My Chinese friend came here in our junior year in high school. He could speak english but not very conversationally, so he didn't really understand slang. One day we're waiting for the bus and Chang walks up to me with this weird look on his face. The following conversation ensued.

"Hey Chang! What's up?"
"Um, I have a question."
"Okay?"
"What is a wiener?"
"*snrk* A what??"
"A wiener?"
At this point my best friend was dying on the ground next to me. I think he may be talking about hotdogs so I ask
"Well, where did you hear it?"
"Those other boys told me to ask a girl if she wanted to see my wiener. You are a girl and I know you."
So, with my best friend now reduced to a wheezing ball on the ground, I did my best to lead him to the right answer. When he wasn't getting it, I just decided to be blunt and tell him a wiener is a penis. His reaction: "Ohhhhh *smiles* What's a penis?"

It was at this point I directed him towards my brother.

#36 - annand (05/12/2013) [-]
> be me in second grade
> baby cousin dies
> my aunt and her husband are mortified (the parents)
> have a good heart at that age and want to make them feel better
> get a ceramic urn from my house
> bring urn to school next day and have classmates write condolences
> fill urn with these letters, put a label on the front of the urn
> Call it the "Jew cup"
> I don't understand what a Jew is and think it is something really holy
> Write "Jew cup" on the urn and give it to my aunt and uncle at the funeral
> They receive it and are even more confused and disgruntled
> mfw I think about this memory
#71 to #36 - samxixam (05/12/2013) [-]
mortified? why would they be embarrassed about their baby dying? i'd be sad, not embarrassed...
User avatar #9 - blasthardcheese (05/11/2013) [-]
A Spanish teacher in my school had to write a report on euthanasia.
He wrote about youth in Asia.
User avatar #46 to #9 - kahley (05/12/2013) [-]
WHOA. My Spanish teacher did the same thing... Except he is a she.
User avatar #19 - captinchikin (05/11/2013) [-]
When I was a little kid I looked up "Naked People" on Google (because I was a little kid), and somehow that night I figured that the word "Porn" meant your dick. So that day in school, I believe it was 2nd grade, we had the classwide bathroom break. I went in, and at the urinal, I yelled loud enough for anyone outside the bathroom to hear, "That's a nice Porn there! You wanna look at my Porn?"
#83 to #19 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
because saying "That's a nice Dick there! You wanna look at my Dick?" is a lot better
#48 - patownslife ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
**patownslife rolled a random image posted in comment #4206186 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
youth in asia
#87 to #48 - garymuthafuknoak (05/12/2013) [-]
relevant roll
User avatar #88 to #87 - roll (05/12/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #90 to #88 - garymuthafuknoak (05/12/2013) [-]
you must have a lot to do being mentioned on fj
User avatar #91 to #90 - roll (05/12/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #92 to #91 - garymuthafuknoak (05/12/2013) [-]
... I was saying you must be mentioned all the time with your username.

you must never get bored
User avatar #33 - Lintutu (05/12/2013) [-]
When i was 8, i thought "stillborn" meant you were still in the process of being born. I told my stepmom i wished i was stillborn cause i hated her and never wanted to meet her
#54 to #24 - smashingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
Love that album.
Love that album.
User avatar #15 - vedgetable (05/11/2013) [-]
till i was 7, i tought women had penisses too..
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User avatar #60 to #15 - comentator (05/12/2013) [-]
You're not the only one, my friend, you're not the only one...
User avatar #72 to #15 - fadetometallica (05/12/2013) [-]
My best friend thought so until I informed him in sixth grade.
#55 to #15 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
They do...
#64 - spysappinmysasha (05/12/2013) [-]
>be me, elementary school
>every year we throw Halloween party
>night before we set up the haunted house we all watch a movie
>woman gets shoved down and purse stolen
>she yells "Help that man raped me"
>based on that I deduced rape and rob meant the same thing
>when we were making the haunted house we were setting up scares
>I, in the glory of my new found word suggest "someone should get raped back here"
>I thought I was being clever and suggesting something scary
>everyones face when I suggest rape
User avatar #29 - rocksteady (05/12/2013) [-]
When I was little I thought suicide was ' sewer side'
User avatar #52 to #29 - ominouswind (05/12/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I thought "Ketchup" was "Catch up."
User avatar #70 to #52 - obese (05/12/2013) [-]
My Dad would pick on my love for pokemon by calling Ash Ketchum, Ass Ketchup.
#44 - llamadude (05/12/2013) [-]
The first time i heard euthanasia, I thought my teacher was saying "Youth in Asia".
User avatar #69 to #44 - obese (05/12/2013) [-]
He's training to become the worlds greatest sumo wrestler.
#86 to #44 - memescomefromb (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm so glad I'm not the only one..
User avatar #61 - icameheretotroll (05/12/2013) [-]
Till I was 8 I thought that whenever you kissed a girl naked she would get pregnant
#56 - OMGfacepalm (05/12/2013) [-]
When i was younger i thought, "lactose-intolerant" was, " lack toast an' tolerant" so i would say that people who were lactose-intolerant should eat more toast so they get better
User avatar #68 to #56 - crazehtoast (05/12/2013) [-]
I used to think it was "Lack toast and tolerance"
I was a moron when I was younger.
#50 - Tyfighter (05/12/2013) [-]
>Be in 4th grade   
>teacher says we are going to talk about problems with euthanasia   
>I say "I didn't know there was a problem with the youth in asia"   
>MFW I find out what euthanasia is
>Be in 4th grade
>teacher says we are going to talk about problems with euthanasia
>I say "I didn't know there was a problem with the youth in asia"
>MFW I find out what euthanasia is
#62 to #50 - breakfastlunch (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, I was just about to write a comment saying that I did a report on euthanasia in 8th grade and I remember a few people asking me why I wanted youth in Asia dead.   
   
Were you one of them?
Well, I was just about to write a comment saying that I did a report on euthanasia in 8th grade and I remember a few people asking me why I wanted youth in Asia dead.

Were you one of them?
#57 to #50 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
You're just copying Ali G. But nice try, kid.
#67 to #57 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
because no one could possibly have come up with the same independently.
#94 - pivotmasterdm (05/12/2013) [-]
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>Be in 3rd grade
>Need to take a **** during recess
>Teacher won't let me back in class room
>WhatADick.psd
>Come up with an idea
>Go to the sandbox in the back of the playground
>Covered by trees and bushes and ****
>No one around
>Dig a hole in sandbox
> **** in that hole
>Later, I start heading back to the classroom when I hear screams
>I look back at where the screams are
>Two kindergartners in the sandbox, covered in my ****
>No one ever found out it was me
>Principle got fired
>Sandbox got quarantined
>Bushes and trees surrounding sandbox get cut down
>MFW no one ever knew it was me
#7 - snup (05/11/2013) [-]
In BPE we were doing about euthanasia, my friend turns to me and says "I love the youth in Asia".

HFW
#2 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, I thought that in the song "Youth of the Nation" by P.O.D. they were saying "Euthanasia".


In my defense, it sort of fit with the song.
#100 - thascomrad (05/12/2013) [-]
>Be me in third grade
>Grandpa just died
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Fatt girl about 3 years younger than me
>Start argumenting about somthing with her
>I win the argument
>She gets angry and says "At least i have a grandpa"
>Get's really angry cause a loved my grandpa
>Bet the **** out of her
>She starts running to the teacher
>Teacher calls home and tells my parent what I did
>They are like "don't do that again"
>Everything went better then expected

I was really angry as a kid...
#98 - Scottizdaman (05/12/2013) [-]
>me growing up
>ask mom why arms and legs hurt
>she tells me groin pains
>wtf.jpg
>awkward as **** so I let it be
>tells me its groin pains cause I keep complaining about it
>many years later
>mfw I find out she was saying "growing pains" the entire time
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