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what's fj's favorite toppings?

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ifthat' iers coold.
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pitta. please,
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User avatar #1 - smokedmeatlog (05/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Have the delivery boy apply them right before he gets out of the car.
User avatar #4 to #2 - smokedmeatlog (05/11/2013) [-]
Thats what im saying. Im on the pizza guy's side.
#13 - darknemisis (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #6 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (05/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
who the hell answers a phone and says "welcome"?
User avatar #15 - KevinPutt ONLINE (05/12/2013) [+] (10 replies)
"hello i would like a chiz pizza"
"Okay, we'll need your address"
"chiz"
"Yes we know you want cheese on your pizza, now what's your address?"
"no"
"CHIZ"
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrgoodlove (05/12/2013) [-]
I like your name. It tells a short story.
#23 - romdadon (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
then you get a pizza delivered to you on ice cube's face
and have to pay
#3 - zigap (05/11/2013) [-]
That sounds delicious.
#29 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
Every single paycheck.
#19 - mytrakytra (05/12/2013) [-]
When the pizza gets there.
When the pizza gets there.
User avatar #33 - bakonforall (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that toppings go on before they bake it.
User avatar #14 - Zaxplab (05/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This reminds me of a terrible experience I had as a pizza delivery boy.

I was delivering a pizza to a house in the poor part of town. It was all fairly standard, I showed up to the house, I knocked on the door, and it was all going fine. Then some guy answered the door.

He was butt naked. That's not the worst part...... He was also masturbating. I was in shock, so I didn't know what to do, so I just stood there, frozen.

He said "Oh, my pizza's here," still masturbating. I gave him the pizza and he took it with his.... free hand and went inside. I still didn't know what was going on, so I just stood there, staring at the inside of his house. He came back with the cash in one hand and his cock still in the other.

He walked towards me way too fast for my comfort, so I ******* bolted out without even taking the cash. I didn't even care that I had to pay for the pizza by myself.
#12 - xturboxx (05/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The worst part is the loadingartist watermark is in the first panel, and they covered it up. Who the **** does that
User avatar #7 - zukowashere (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ask for the pizza uncooked.
User avatar #10 to #7 - oceanmist (05/11/2013) [-]
but then they'd just warm it up and you'd have to pay for a warm box of dough n ****
#54 - arizonastar (05/12/2013) [-]
don't have the original, but close enough
User avatar #11 - occamsrazor (05/11/2013) [-]
Hot food is kept in an insulated zipper sleeve.

Ask instead for a warm 2 liter soda, all the ones they have are likely in refrigerator, no other choice but to put in sacred insulated zipper sleeve.
User avatar #53 - cfeuer (05/12/2013) [-]
tell them extra toppings...and to not put the pizza in the oven. cook the free pizza yourself.
#49 - bdowns (05/12/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at pics in lego **
User avatar #46 - ihatecarltonbanks (05/12/2013) [-]
or just ask them not to cook it and then cook it once you get it
User avatar #36 - hammarhead (05/12/2013) [-]
Honestly, I was extremely surprised not to see a "no, this is patrick" anywhere.
#5 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
[url deleted] ? What the **** , this is from Loading Artist.
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